This is my son Kuro.

He knows nothing.

softpastelqueer:

rongzhi:

English added by me :)

azuralt-deactivated20240129:

homoqueerjewhobbit:

lgbt-tiktoks:

I laughed so hard at this I accidentally exited the Tumblr app and when I reopened, Tumblr had bolted back to the top of the feed, so I just rage scrolled through every single thing both posted in the last hour and that I scrolled past in the last hour to find to present this incredible tiktok to you, my dear followers. Esp @ritterssport

wizardshark:

luisonte:

Que ioputa

Oh you’re gonna wanna unmute this one

blastovkatamarinecromancy:

viktor-sbor:

A combination of barrier mesh animation and anamorphic projection on elegant porcelain.

I don’t care what it’s called, Trebek, that’s the tightest shit I ever did seen!

gastrointestinalhallelujahcannon:

elliot-amy:

hiveswap:

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied “i don’t know i’ve never heard these words in that order” and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn’t even that funny

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

nudityandnerdery:

evilwizard:

i neeeeeed that fucking tablet

txttletale:

txttletale:

i have rule i semi-adhere to for media criticism which is to ideologically meet shit where it’s at (or where it’s presented to me). i like to call it the “i didn’t make you market it that way” rule–like, if lancer’s union was just presented as a sci-fi setting, that would be fine. i don’t expect all sci-fi settings to be communist utopias! but when the creators of lancer use the word utopia like 20 times & bandy around words like ‘mutual aid’ and 'post-scarcity’ and 'anticapitalist’ when describing it, then to me that becomes absolutely fair game. similarly if someone says 'stardew valley is fun i like farming :)’ then i’m not gonna reply with a long post about how it’s ideologically petty-bourgeois–but if they say 'stardew valley is anticapitalist’, then they’ve opened up that can of worms and it’s fair for me to point out that the worms exist.

it’s the same phenomenon where a fantasy novel that says 'for the duration of this fantasy novel you need to just believe in the divine right of kings for the emotional stakes to make sense’ is infinitely less objectionable than a fantasy novel that’s also about restoring a king but takes painstaking time to point out how this king is A Good King who is Progressive and Nice and is going to do Nice Monarchy. when you try to sanitize something you end up turning any otherwise neutral or at least palatable depiction or framework you’ve included into a normative statement!