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I wrote this dream a while ago, but I forgot about it because I wanted to do illustrations for it. I never had the time. I came across it today, so sure, why not:

It's when I learned Dream Demon's name.

I was sitting in a room, I think it was a school like setting, not sure tho.

There was someone else with me as well. A little desk between us as we spoke, drawings littered across it. He is standing, while I am sat. The conversation halts, and I watch as he approaches me: he looks like one ex, then another. Then my crush, then another. The face keeps changing, yet I think he looks the same.

Not quite one face, more like many.

He is smirking as he drags over a chair and sits right across from me, close enough for our knees to be touching. I hear him laugh "You still have drawings of me?" He looks like a certain ex of mine at this point. I scoff and look at the drawings: at this point, the drawings have spread, not only on the desk but also strewn across the wall behind me.

The drawing he is talking about is above me on the wall; it is a drawing of a man familiar to me. The name Viktor is written across it.

"I don't throw drawings away." I say and turn back to him "I may need them."

He is smug and smirking. While I was looking at the drawing, he placed his hands on my knees "Is that so?" He asks me, but it does not sound like a question.

His hands are moving, going from my knees up to my thighs. I make no movement to acknowledge this, only looking at his eyes. Familiar, yet not. Changing, yet the same

"...that isn't your face." I say. He stops moving his hands, and I continue "Viktor."

His face changes again and again, like mist, not quite there. One ex, another ex, last crush, current crush, it is morphing fast and not holding on to one single face long. After many faces changed, it stabilises into the one of the Dream Demon.

I can't pin his expression. But I feel he is not happy, but not angry. Annoyed? Perhaps. His lips are twitching.

I think he is moving his hands again, but I wake up.

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I wrote this dream a while ago, but I forgot about it because I wanted to do illustrations for it. I never had the time. I came across it today, so sure, why not:

It's when I learned Dream Demon's name.

I was sitting in a room, I think it was a school like setting, not sure tho.

There was someone else with me as well. A little desk between us as we spoke, drawings littered across it. He is standing, while I am sat. The conversation halts, and I watch as he approaches me: he looks like one ex, then another. Then my crush, then another. The face keeps changing, yet I think he looks the same.

Not quite one face, more like many.

He is smirking as he drags over a chair and sits right across from me, close enough for our knees to be touching. I hear him laugh "You still have drawings of me?" He looks like a certain ex of mine at this point. I scoff and look at the drawings: at this point, the drawings have spread, not only on the desk but also strewn across the wall behind me.

The drawing he is talking about is above me on the wall; it is a drawing of a man familiar to me. The name Viktor is written across it.

"I don't throw drawings away." I say and turn back to him "I may need them."

He is smug and smirking. While I was looking at the drawing, he placed his hands on my knees "Is that so?" He asks me, but it does not sound like a question.

His hands are moving, going from my knees up to my thighs. I make no movement to acknowledge this, only looking at his eyes. Familiar, yet not. Changing, yet the same

"...that isn't your face." I say. He stops moving his hands, and I continue "Viktor."

His face changes again and again, like mist, not quite there. One ex, another ex, last crush, current crush, it is morphing fast and not holding on to one single face long. After many faces changed, it stabilises into the one of the Dream Demon.

I can't pin his expression. But I feel he is not happy, but not angry. Annoyed? Perhaps. His lips are twitching.

I think he is moving his hands again, but I wake up.

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evilgumby

i love history sm and science and facts and everything but i do not like the weird infantile things some of yall say about it like “why is nobody talking about…” like fuck off and leave ur quips for the tags im not interested in that stupid commentary just share the information first so annoying ugh

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gorepill

please make the canon character simp for your oc even if it's in a minor way even if it's slightly OOC please please please do it I promise it's okay please do it please

actually even if it's in a major OOC way do it anyway go crazy go insane I'm so dead serious it's about fun PLEASSSSEEEEE

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me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia

julian you can’t react to every situation by taking away someone’s yugioh cards

oh you think so ren? Say goodbye to exodia.

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‼️🇵🇸 An activist, who destroyed multiple engine parts of the jets Israel uses, has been released!

🔸 Source: pal_action

More info from NRK (Norwegian media), 22. April 2024:

[...] The art student [Sørensen] has been active in the pro-Palestine movement for a long time. Following the sabotage, he's received support from the British action group Palestine Action, who published a picture of him when he was released from prison. "It's because of the horrible things that are happening in Palestine right now. It's the most fucked up thing I've ever seen in my life," Sørensen said. In November, FriFagbevegelse [Norwegian union paper] published an interview with the defense giant Lockheed Martin about the F-35 fighter jet that is being used in the war in Gaza. They are the ones who assemble the planes in the USA. "All F-35 fighters have parts made in Norway", they confirmed in an email to the newspaper. Norwegian authorities say it is forbidden to sell weapons to Israel. However, the sale of parts to the defense manufacturer Lockheed Martin, destined for the United States, is legal, because American export regulations then apply

For Europeans reading: your country, even if it has a ban on weapon exports to Israel, may similarly be aiding the genocide in Gaza "indirectly" through weapon exports to the US.

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lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

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cardinalfeng

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

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kirexa
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hahawasabi
don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

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tim-official

the current trend of "tumblr users embarrassing themselves by proudly announcing why they don't listen to any music made by black people" is really astounding.

i cannot help but think this is a direct result of liberal White Guilt and how people have interpreted "anti-racism" as form of cultural self-segregation - the kind of person who thinks trying to cook chicken curry is cultural appropriation, or sends white people anon hate for wearing a kimono (yes, this kind of discourse happened). like, "oh, no, i could never participate in this culture, i'd get my evil white hands all over it! it would be more Progressive if I only did White things."

if you're a poc you've seen this, i'm sure - this deer-in-the-headlights stare you can get from white people when you play music / show art / share a story / anything that is Racially Coded, this total refusal to actually engage with it out of fear that it is in some way Wrong for them to have any opinion on it. because they read somewhere that it's bad to use AAVE but the only lesson they actually learned from that is "gotcha, white people are not allowed to interact with other cultures as punishment for my White Crimes. this helps to fill up the gaping pit of my white guilt and makes me one of the Good People." this transforms their discomfort around non-white cultures (black culture, especially, i should add) into a kind of virtue

anyway if you are white and reading this. go listen to some fucking haliu mergia. ethiopian jazz. will knock your dick right off. go listen to rap or reggae or bollywood and have a genuine reaction to it - like, an actual, from-the-heart reaction. you are allowed to not like some of it. but you will definitely like at least a little. yes, you can compare it to lemon demon (or whatever) if that helps you get into it and that's your only point of reference. maybe don't say that part out loud. but don't, like, separate yourself from it, like you are seeing it in a museum and the only polite thing to do is go "ahh, huh, very interesting, so much culture here."

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Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30