I kinda wanted to choose the shire but I’d rather be a boiled potato than have hobbit feet.

To kick off #MerMay, I enjoy reflecting on my top mermaid artworks from the past 6 years. Each piece symbolizes a year of personal growth. I'd love to know which one stands out to you.

I took a brief hiatus from creating mermaids last year, but I plan to be more active this May, so stay tuned for some new pieces ;)

You can find prints of these paintings in my Inprnt shop

middle-earth dashboard simulator

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pippin was 29 years old???

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he should've been at the green dragon

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#gates of argonath #argonath #amon hen #middle earth landscapes #photographers of middle earth #travel #dark academia #lmao pls reblog this i almost fell out of my boat taking this photo

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my hungry ass could never travel with lembas

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#the entitlement i see on this site sometimes is disgusting #y'all will just post about having easy access to lembas when we can't eats hobbit food??? #we must starve??? #vent #do not rb

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CALLOUT FOR GRIMA WORMTONGUE

I've talked a lot about this already on this blog, but I want to have everything collected in one post so next time some dipshit with a white hand icon slides into my inbox to call me a liar I can just link to this post. tl;dr grima wormtongue has been poisoning my uncle and the land of rohan for the past few years, and here are the receipts:

Keep reading

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i stg if one more of you tells me I should've sent frodo on the eagles I'm asking iluvatar to take me back

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recent read: there and back again: a hobbit's tale by bilbo baggins

I thought this was SOOO fun and cute! I'm usually not into rpf but did anyone else think there was something between bilbo and thorin? 👀 I can't be the only one who saw it. but the ending made me cry my eyes out.

4.5/5 stars

#booklr #there and back again #bilbo baggins #recent read #dark academia #light academia #book review

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who up mirking they wood

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wtf the new king of gondor just bowed to these four random short guys?? everyone else bowed too and I just went along with it lmao 😅 am I missing something????

#this is right after he sang a song and made out with some hot elf chick #truly the wildest coronation i've ever been to

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ULTIMATE HOTTEST FIRST AGE BADDIE TOURNAMENT FINALS!!!!

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here y'all go again pitting two bad bitches against each other

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everyone who voted galadriel is a kinslayer apologist #luthiensweep

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fuck my job so much. everyone manifest an attack on gondor so I can finally warm my fingers on this beacon fire.

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by eru this can't be happening

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Here they are all together! 💍✨ I have also officialy decided to make an artbook (or two) with all the characters! Hopefully it'll be printed and ready in summer!

Big thank you to all of you who reserved some of the originals. I'll send you the info and ship the drawings during next two weeks 💖

If there is someone still interested in getting some of the original drawings please let me know. These characters are left - Bard, Thorin, Ghan-burin-Ghan, Beorn, Roäc, Wormtongue.

The prices are from 50 to 80USD (shipping included). All the earnings will be sent to charities.

Thank you! 🌿

Omigosh I’m obsessed #OBSESSED

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn in LOTR

#father

It was not the magic of the Galadhrim that kept the boat intact, but the maia who had slumbered for years uncounted.

Tolkien: "...You are familiar with Thorin's style on important occasions, so I will not give you any more of it, thought he went on a good deal longer than this"

Calling a town Hobbiton is so meta. I mean, would you call a town Humanton? Would you call a town Manton? (Wait that actually sounds like the name of a town. *looks it up* IT IS A TOWN.)

Will be using this logic to guess the hometown names of random people who annoy me.

Ahh, he must be from Idioton!

This one hails from Bitchton.

Karenton. She’s definitely from Karenton.

Another simp from Simpton.

Pickmeton. I could spot a Pickmeton a mile off!

A touch of Tolkien. Gouache and watercolour pencil.

Took a mini break from the Star Wars content for this fun little hobbit illustration. This scene is one of my absolute favorites in the books!

OH DEAR GOD I DONT KNOW IF I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A FAKE PSYCHIC-DETECTIVE

Did you watch iZombie or something

No, Psych

Fffffuck I watched fallout last

Im dead, I’m fucking dead, I’m gonna die

Your job is

Homeless

i’m a billionaire ceo/adventurer i guess?

that’s actually pretty good i just feel like i’d hate doing the business part and die doing the adventure part-

That is not the main character!

You are a child.

Whats does Winne the Pooh even do?

Do I just hang out, nap and eat all day?

Unemployed!

FUCK

I’M A SERVANT TO THE KING

I dont like doing housework

What if I try to get fired?

You die?

I’ll take it

Maybe i’ll get a change in proffession then

Oh shiiii, I’m a ring-bearer. Y’all better watch out.

even the nazguls learned from thorin's mistakes and stopped to ask directions rather than get lost in the shire 😌😌

when you’re watching the lord of the rings, you don’t really get the full picture of just how insane it is that sam was able to defeat shelob in battle—in the book, tolkien spends literal paragraphs describing how ancient and powerful shelob is, how her skin is so tough that no warrior (NO warrior, like ever !) has been able to pierce it.

like sure sam had the phial of galadriel, but this guy is 3 and a half feet tall with absolutely zero training and he sent shelob crawling back into her little cave with nothing but pure rage. like OMG??? literal chihuahua of hobbits istg

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

fyi when these come out this june i WILL become the most annoying person on planet earth like it will be lotr lockdown for at LEAST a month.

HYPERVENTILATING. BYEEEEEE

tag yourself i'm horse girl

it’s me, hi, i’m the walking disaster, it’s me

at eleven-sies, everybody agrees

#foolofatook #imnotevenaswiftie

Human, but Dúnedain specifically.

Also, whoever voted to be like Gollum, are you ok? And stay the fxxk away from me , thanks.