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day-mark

this sooners outfit in particular makes me go a little crazy im begging him to wear it more

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grimfurbybitch

@xxx-sir-pentious-xxx this is for you

Sir Pentious: *trying to ride a skateboard and failing* UGGHHH thissss wasss sssso much easssier with legsssss

Angel Dust: huh, didn't know they had Skateboards in the 1800's

Sir Pentious: I died in 2004?

Angel Dust: w-what?

Sir Pentious: I died in 2004

Angel Dust: b-but your names fucking Sir Pentious! Who in the last century calls themselves that?!

Sir Pentious: my namessss Penni, Ssssir Pentioussss is just what the Eggssss call me, they think it soundssss more *does air quotes* "resssspectable"

Angel Dust: What about the whole Victorian inventor thing!

Sir Pentious: *attempts a kick flip and fails, falling onto the ground* FUCK! I dunno it was the Eggssss idea, *starts to get back up* they thought it would help ussss take over hell, I didn't get it but they let me act sssso it'ssss chill *dusts himself off* and it made ssssensssse with the weird sssshit they kept making me help build

Angel Dust: y-you don't even fucking invent! Is there anything about ya that isn't a lie?!

Sir Pentious: Hey! Just because I don't know how it fucking workssss doesssn't mean I'm not helping them make it! Give me ssssome credit dude!

Angel Dust: Fuck...I'm going to go lie down *walks away*

Sir Pentious: *scoffs before getting back on skate board* whatever dude, ssssee you later I guesssss

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citrusitonit

I just made up some outfit and threw it on him is it slay or nah

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princessfroslass

I think the biggest casualty of Hazbin neck-breaking passing was Fat Nuggets- cause what you MEAN this BABY. This round, perfect precious baby that does nothing but sleep and love his mama unconditionally (He is pretty Much a service pig at this point) and be Precious shows up for like a 30 SECONDS in all season. I demand monetary compensation and an apology actually.

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corpusdiem-seizethedead

Angel: I just heard Husk yell: “You USED me!!!” from the living room, and I’m sitting here like???

Angel: Two seconds later Nuggets comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth

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pocket-size-cthulhu

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard