All the Umbrella Academy’s found family members know is eat hot chip and die

team-zero:

thesevenumbrellas:

Christopher is of “unknown origin” so sounds like he’s not one of the 43 children.

Reggie: I said you couldn’t have a pet but I found this cube on the sidewalk outside Taco Bell so

Imagine he’s just a regular cube and everyone just has mental illness

my mind is filled with one thought on loop:

someone gave birth to that cube

starlitflowers:

tehmoonofficial:

No. 7 - The Minecraft

per your request

(i say request what i really mean is that you mentioned one thing on discord and i ran with it)