Would you rather have sex with super man, or be a trillionare, but never have sex with superman?
genuinely sex with superman
Look being a trillionare legitimately sounds awful, like I can never know what it's like to be a regular human again. Sex with Superman? Awesome and I can basically be me but I've had sex with superman afterwards.
Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest
Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind
Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone
can't keep that in the tags
"Voting is not enough. We need to take further action on top of voting."
Fair and true.
"Voting is not enough. You should not vote and instead do something else. Like maybe [thing that is 100% not going to happen.]"
Well, if you are not willing to do something as simple, free, and low-risk as voting then I have some doubts about your willingness or ability to do anything more complex or costly than that. You're probably going to just post about things and do nothing to change them. You sound like a paper tiger on panel 1 of an instant loss comic.
In Japanese, they donβt say βmoon,β they say βtsuki,β which literally translates to βmoon,β and I think thatβs how language works.
Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?
nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though
were you guys aware that this is the first thing that pops up when you search rendog because its fucking awesome
They really went there huh.
@acelacealex i thought people should see this
Birthday gift art for @jame7t of their sona as a vashtoor from warhammer 40k! :3 I wanted to make something fun so i combined their favorite unit with their sona for this cool blue look!
ID in ALT text!
he stole his dick
Call me a bucket full of pennies the way having sex with me is difficult and painful for others
call me aloe vera the way having sex with me is easy and healing
my name is jamie
hi jamie!!! ^_^
Hi jamie
Human calcifer...don't ask me why
He probably steals Howl's clothes
Human calcifer...don't ask me why
He probably steals Howl's clothes
genuinely partially agree with the people on twitter
nobody NEEDS a pillow collection that says "live laugh love", especially when they are never used as actual pillows
it's like buying an off-road car as a farmer and keeping it in the garage to only be looked at and admired
having things with form over function in mind is a luxury problem that wouldn't be a thing in a not classist environment in which you constantly compete with everyone else about who has the perfect life
i also think that if you still disagree, you probably have lost control over your own life choices, or may have never had any
Hey man how's it going
Oh my fucking god
Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation
"He only made this art because he was horny!" ...Yeah, and? You only made a sandwich because you were hungry.
Things friends can't do according to allos!
(these are all things I have been told with 100% sincerity, and not stuff that I myself believe.)
I'll add more once I think of things I've forgotten
The romantic monopoly on affection is so horrifying. No wonder so many people end up completely dependent on their partners. Eternally grateful I managed to avoid this type of thinking.
this is going viral on the tweeter currently so. for you also. miku is not ai!!
The wealthiest baby born in 2045 is going to grow up to be like βso yeah my mothers parents were pedohunters/part time slime manufacturers and my dads family was a vlogger family that also did professional fighting. My mom made the rest her money renting out podcast studios and my dad made his money correcting the hands on ai furry porn.β
the cis are doing gender essentiallism about dogs in my workplace
"why do people always think my pit bull is a boy, she has a girl face" girl what the fuck are you talking about
"yeah, she does have the expressions of a female dog" what does that even fucking mean??
boss she's a dog. she's got a pibble brick head. they all look like that
