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@cocakoaa

dude, I am just living my best life || 19
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who up missing the prime defenders who up who up missinf the purps hwo up missing tje friends theu made along the way who up wjo up………

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crewneck

how it feels to come home from work at 8pm eat a huge portion of pork fried rice and immediately go beddy bye afterwards

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akajustmerry

the gofundmes for helping people get out of Palestine fill me with rage because AT BEST what we're doing is helping people be displaced in the safest way available to them that is the most profitable to a) corrupt Egyptian officials and b) gofundme itself. I'm so fucking furious that this is what it's come to. the world has failed to stop the Zionist genocide machine so profoundly that donating to gofundmes that will ultimately line the pockets of corrupt officials and technocrats is the most effective way to save the lives of Palestinians. Palestinians are right to never forgive. Inshallah Palestine will be free and Israel's genocidal state will perish in this lifetime. Donate to Gaza Funds. Whatever you can spare.

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syntaxaero

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

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mutual 1: i’m soooo sleepy i’m such a #tiredgirl

mutual 2: heads up i found black mold in my bedroom yesterday so posting frequency may decrease

mutual 3: who up for the witching hour

mutual 4: wyd in this situation 🤣🤣 [photo of actively burning building, reverse image search: no results]

mutual 5: the moment you die will feel exactly the same as this one

mutual 6: i need to quit my job

mutual 7: THE WORLD IS ALWAYS ENDING

mutual 8: should i eat pork chops for dinner yes/no

mutual 9: just drove 150 miles for something i bought on facebook marketplace

mutual 10: day 177 since he ghosted me

mutual 11: buy my new album for pay what you want on bandcamp

mutual 12: just got my risperadone refilled 👍🏻

mutual 13: i need to look like [attractive male celebrity] i wonder if i could steal his skin

mutual 14: nothing matters in the world i hope i fall off a building tomorrow

mutual 15: me and who [saw bathroom screenshot]

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i want to force a bald eagle to smoke cigarettes until it dies

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sleepysigh

dungeon meshi is so great. The kindest character is a vicious murderer. The monster hater is a monster fucker. The most boring looking guy is an autistic furry. The catgirl is emphatically not a furry. The musclebound bearded dwarf is mommy. The weapons expert fawns over a wok. The guy who fights like a trained assassin repeatedly gets killed by low level monsters. An elderly gnome bureaucrat is scarier than all of the orcs. The little kid is a divorced father of two with political aspirations. The trust fund nepo baby with a personal chef nearly dies of malnutrition.

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Stardew valley is on my mind 24/7 again. I have to make bad quality meme about it

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illmetkismet

Sugardaddy/sugarbaby relationship but the one with money is an annoying 23 year old who like, made a successful app in college or something, and the poor one is a 40-something single dad with medical debt who was just 'made redundant' at his soul-killing job. Mmmmm-hmmmm.... Thinking about this.

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me while cumming: actually, I think that movie was two and a half stars, not three… *proceeds to open letterboxd to change rating*

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reminder that 30 isn’t old, it’s very normal to not accomplish everything in your 20s, and that it is never too late to learn that thing you’ve always wanted to learn. you’re always growing. that’s a good thing. 

Who the hell accomplishes everything in their 20s? Who made that a thing?

I was 48 when I started my apprenticeship to become a tattoo artist. I was 50 when I married the love of my life.

You’ve got time.

I needed this right now. I’ve got time!!!

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