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@blazeitfrnk

heavy metal killing machine it/he. 19 wa.
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hjartasalt

One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

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hjartasalt

You'll never believe what this post is about

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hjartasalt

Guys it's. Coriander is cilantro. It's just different words for the same thing I was making a silly joke

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geneslovee

what if we were both old men and we had a date night and you wore my favourite lavender shirt and then we slow danced in the kitchen of our condo and we were in love also

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housethemd

I was watching some House bloopers and there is one where RSL messes up his lines and he says,

“I don’t know who I am right now. I don’t even know what play I’m in right now.”

Like oh you sweet little baby. You precious stage actor.

Basically RSL mainly doing/preferring stage acting is just my favourite thing.

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housethemd

I was watching some House bloopers and there is one where RSL messes up his lines and he says,

“I don’t know who I am right now. I don’t even know what play I’m in right now.”

Like oh you sweet little baby. You precious stage actor.

Basically RSL mainly doing/preferring stage acting is just my favourite thing.

One House headcannon I have absolutely no base for is that I think House and Wilson like to read to each other. I think this simply because it feels right and I said so.