I love you,
I know I'm the right one for you
but I'm afraid, I'll just end up
in the list of those who hurt you;
So I'll keep my distance
And stay afar but yet close
And always be there as a friend
For you.
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“If sex with three people is called threesome and sex with four people is called foursome.
I guess now I know why people call you handsome”
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My wife kicked me out of the house for my bad Arnold Schwarzenegger references, but don’t worry…
I’ll return
But for now
Hasta la vista baby
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I can’t do it anymore, I can’t! Latest news American tourists in Japan have sighted Elon Musk inside of a Japanese Baby Cafe, being spoon fed by the staff
I'm very sorry but
What is a Japanese Baby Cafe
I've been looking at this for five minutes trying to figure it out and it's EATING at me
Alright well shit here it goes, a Japanese baby cafe is where grown businessmen go to be dressed, up and treated like a baby by the staff.
Elon paid for the full package
hey, man, im not one to judge
That’s really cool for you, but I am one to judge and I say we need to burn Elon at the stake. Not just for this, this is more of a last straw thing
oh, and could you provide proof of this happening?
I don’t think you understand this blogs gimmick
Ok, but do baby cafes exist? Cause that's not that weird.
Yeah they exist, and I agree that the baby cafe thing alone isn’t that weird it’s more the fact of imagining god damn ELON MUSK going to one and acting like a baby
Everyone has needs 😔😌😌
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