i am just lurking ignore me
The Percy jackson show is funny af, but one specific scene had me howling
Luke: when the time comes, Percy will be ready
Percy: absolutely not ready, in fact being the embodyment of adhd doing little dances, distracted petting a lizard and zoning out, oblivious of the chaos unfolding around him
Voldemort: I want you back
Harry: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I’m yours
Voldemort: I got food
Harry: …you know me so well
I’m so in love with the idea that Posideon is just watching Percy’s first day at camp and he sees him sneaking out with his blue candy and little tea light and he’s so excited like, aw first prayer fromson, i hope he asks for something convient that I can give him, he deserves it the little trooper - and then the first words out of Percy’s mouth is ‘Hey mom’ and damn he’s still miles away from getting it but maybe thats where he starts to
the pjo show is excellent because for at least 2 whole seconds percy genuinely believed he was the second coming of christ
