Cotton Candy Pink

it's hot enough to fly an egg out there

well the first step is to blaze a post about you getting no pussy

y'all are worried about a surveillance state all while filming strangers in public for clicks and clout... baby you ARE the surveillance state!

tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme

johto landlords fear the humble slugma rancher

Found some Images of Bootleg Pikmin plushies the results speak for themself

THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD (1951)

the entire staff at arby’s when i come back for the fifth time that day

lets frollick like the chernobyl radioactive dogs Okay?

hundreds of radioactive puppies

hey, don't cry. hundreds of radioactive puppies, ok?

toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

Anime is still a mistake

anyone else horny as fuck right now

Literally what the fuck

Me: Haha wow she can jump pretty high

Me, five seconds later:

u don’t touch this bitch for one (1) day and the spiders start living lavish

What if we just started digging a huge hole

What if we just killed anyone who came near our hole

Let's digging and defending hole together...!

thinking again about the summer job I took as a teenager where a medical company wanted me to paint organs for them to use on their website (for a cutesy patient portal, where you click the organs to see symptoms associated with them), but I misunderstood and looked up surgery and autopsy photos so that I could paint the most photorealistic graphic organs possible which. they didn’t end using

I still think these slap

for everyone asking, the first organ is a prostate

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

io che nonostante sia atea dica “grazie agli dei” e simili perché si io non credo in niente ma miliardi di persone hanno religioni e dei differenti ed io non voglio far sentire escluso nessuno

im frankly lucky the above reblog is about how theyre an atheist because there is nothing more terrifying than saying something slightly blasphemous and seeing a paragraph of italian in your replies

i hate that troll has become a generic word for hater on the web. back in my day the only people worthy of the title were the guys managing to convince an entire forum thread that he really thought Samus Aran was a man called “Super Metroid”