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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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the fact that tumblr users were slut shaming alexander hamilton several years BEFORE the musical even exist is so horrendously funny to me. i’m in tears. i laughed so hard i had to take ibuprofen afterwards.  i can’t live like this. i have to lie down

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this is the most magnificent thing in my life rn

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holy shit it turns out this post is the ORIGIN of the “210 slutty, slutty years” meme & i genuinely cannot decide if this makes is funnier and/or worse