[Shrieking Noises]

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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do you know what your parents ALMOST named you

yes and i'm glad they didn't

yes and i wish they did

yes and i don't care either way

nope

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i'll go first my parents almost named me felicity. which would've been so cool but i definitely would've been like 5x crazier if i was named that

Lilie-rose god that would been terrible I hated my name for a while when I was a kid but I love it now knowing what almost was

My favourite thing is when the mother of capitalistic “we make sure the government is wrapped around our finger” companies (Amazon) has (at least) two popular shows with a “allowing capitalism to grow into a government controlling power will lead to the stripping of human rights and to capitalizing on human death in ways we’ve never seen before and also to the end of the world” message

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He had a nice time : )

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[ID: an eery black silhouette of a bald man with the only distinct features being two small, bright, white eyes and a pair of realistic human teeth. The image is captioned:
"Please let me into the planetarium
I am normal and can be trusted with knowledge of the stars."
the same figure, now inside a planetarium, wearing a space themed party hat and saying "This fucking rules I love space" End ID]

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