Needs sleep & doesn't get it.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kittydemon9000
blognotfound

pls don’t let this flop

nilesfreeman

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doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think

absolutelynothingitellyou

Mans was literally so respectful he never assumed every turquoise platypus he met wasn't automatically going to be the one and only turquoise platypus he's ever met 😂😂😂

elidyce

I think it’s very sweet that Perry the Platypus recognized that the poor dude is effectively platypus-face-blind (and possibly colour-blind as well), cannot tell if a random platypus is or is not Perry, and is never going to assume in case it is a different platypus because that would be RUDE - and therefore carefully puts on his hat every time, so Doofenshmirtz knows who he’s talking to. 

That is some prime Politeness-Between-Nemeses right there. 

readerman-blag

To be fair, the tri state area apparently has a LOT of platypuses.

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kittydemon9000
somerandomdudelmao

I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

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somerandomdudelmao

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BEAUTIFUL

Your language is SO beautiful for making a specific word for this kfkfjgkgntbhrg


Upd: wow there's an entire crisis going on in the tags