Elton. 25. He/him. Cowboy by day, still a cowboy by night.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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shrimp friend. 🦐🥤
as a child being told “the moon controls the tides” with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you’re talking about magic right now? okay. fine
sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn’t ready for “the sun is a distant gorilla”. thank you NASA
take his ass to the squid ward
This is what it feels like to get an email marked URGENT
call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush
The worst kind of pie
Item: Sleeping Gas Pies (can be detected by psychic powers)
How many pillows and stuffed animals do you sleep with?
One pillow, no stuffed animals
One pillow, 1–2 stuffed animals
One pillow, 3+ stuffed animals
Two pillows, no stuffed animals
Two pillows, 1–2 stuffed animals
Two pillows, 3+ stuffed animals
No pillows, no stuffed animals
No pillows, 1–2 stuffed animals
No pillows, 3+ stuffed animals
Other (explain in comments/tags)
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pick one you bald genderless idiot
