quick chunsik i made while i procrastinate lmao
This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.
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Tense Rivalry
This is the tumblr gimmick blog equivalent of having a homoerotic sword fight that ends with one combatant using the tip of their blade to lift their enemy's chin so they can look in each others eyes. Or something.
Is Colin Becher Still Alive:
Without a doubt.
Colin Becher Has Survived:
56 days (now don't some of you feel silly.)
Hi hello please ask me for my empires Joel lore and I will pull out an essay [or check my twitter where the essay is posted]
Ethos realising the guy he's been stuck with is a weird lil freak of a man
Or,, he walks in on joel raiding their rations in the dark and forgot that both Joel's glare and blaze genes make his eyes glow in the dark