I Have No Life

Nothing like having to tell my manager they just hired a rapist 🤙

boopednose:

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

She entered the Home of Phobia and wasn’t even scared

(via scarlettheknight)

cigaretteuncle:

Declaring bankruptcy after buying 1 sandwich and 2 books

(via scarlettheknight)

typhra:

typhra:

Everyone on this site loves puzzles now. Sudoku, picross, wordle, crosswords…

(via scarlettheknight)

prolificpencomics:

This one had twitter in tears so I thought I’d devastate Tumblr too.

(via fais-do-do-writes)

stuckinapril:

Daily affirmations

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nhescio:

bg3 so far (illustrated):

@pascalishere your post was too amazing I had to draw it out

faghettiandmeatballs:

Sorry

zevrans:

rheill:

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This has been in my mind since August but I couldn’t figure out which character would say it. Then I started a Karlach Origin run and realized: Karlach. Karlach has a face that knows what The Grinch is.