me before the party: don’t worry bro I won’t try to decipher the ancient tongue tonight. I’ll be cool

me three shots in:

wowhead:

lesbiansasuk3:

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strawberryjamsara:

I love the part of Disco Elysium where Harry shaves and it’s supposed to symbolize him taking control of his life and making a change and he asks Kim how he looks and Kim responds with “Uh…. Bad.”

sencha:

sacred-portal:

captain-price-unofficially:

sleeps-with-scales:

Hey so a while ago we got some kittens, you might remember these guys.

Wanted to offer an update.

My family, for reasons beyond my reckoning, didnt like the names towel and bleach. Our compromise was naming them Peekaboo and Bib. They are strong and healthy. Bib loves slapping water and chewing on toes.

Peekaboo loves going long mode.

applemecanique:

XユーザーのTaoroさん: 「Smoking behind the supermarket with you. https://t.co/UcfhQWUZ8g」 / X

kalichnikov:

nationwidedornermoment:

tfw you get the lime la croix and not the key lime

Me reaching into the liquor store bag to procure my delicious modelo tallboy for modelo Friday

breikka:

Food prep with Grandpa Heiter

himuhino:

Ramadhan