summary: Lucifer takes pride in everything he has, especially his wife.
pairing: Lucifer Morningstar x wife!reader
includes: fluff, lucifer being a sweet and attentive husband and father, suggestiveness, possessiveness, that’s pretty much it (let me know if i missed any!)
a/n: okay but like, i am on serious hazbin brain rot, i have written more for HH than any other fandom so far.
Being the embodiment of pride meant that Lucifer constantly flaunted everything to his fellow sins and his people. And being the King of Hell meant he had a lot to brag about. Especially his family. God, Lucifer loved his family and would do anything to talk about them in every conversation.
Adam: “Oh-! Glad to see you’re back sweets! Anyway, I usually just goof around when I’ve got nothing to do really. Play games, practice guitar, bother Lute, eat snacks- ya know- basic shit for a basic guy like me. Also uh- I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and think you’re talking about the date. If you mean something a little more R18 then you’d have to take me out to dinner first dollface!”
He would laugh a little bit and shake his head.
“I’m not someone who’ll just jump into some rando’s bed when asked. You’ll have to wine and dine me first, then I’ll think about it!”
Hello! I've returned with more 'Reader helps get everyone a job' scenarios! And this time, not anon ✨️
Also, so happy to see you referenced my first ask, really made my day!
Anyway, scenarios begin.
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Reader: Velvette, this is the second job you've been fired from since you got here. There isn't exactly many clothing store in town and if you keep getting fired, you'll be deemed 'unhireable'.
Velvette: *Rolling her eyes on her phone* I don't see why you're so bothered by that, I'm already a small time influencer and with the way I'm manipulating the algorithm, I'll be monetised in no time. Besides, the clothes they sold there weren't even good enough for a dumpster fire.
Reader: Anyway... There's atleast 2 more clothing stores available before we have to start looking elsewhere, a sports clothes store and a thrift shop.
Velvette: Pfft, thrift shop? You can't in your right mind think I'd be touching second han- wait. *Types on her phone* Thifting is in, sign me up! And then call Princess in here, her little lamb form is guaranteed to get me more likes then that bitch Geraldine's yappy mutt in socks and sunglasses.
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Reader: Lute, I don't mean to be insulting or anything but I'm not sure if you could handle being a supermarket security guard. It can be a very dangerous job.
Lute: I understand you're concerns but allow me to lay them to rest with a quick demonstration of my capabilities.
*Lute quickly tackles Sir Pentious to the ground and pins him as he shouts a quick 'Why me?!'*
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Adam: Listen Babe, I don't see what the issue is.
Reader: Adam, the bar is looking for a live band to there regularly, not a solo guitarist. Now I'm sure you are a wonderful singer-songwriter but they're not looking for a solo musician.
Adam: *Crossing arms* Fine. What other jobs are there.
Reader: Plenty, and almost all of them are places we've already got someone in so they can recommend you and you're pretty much guaranteed to be hired.
Adam: Okay Babe, fire away.
Reader: Well, the local cafés looking for another waiter (Charlies workplace).
Adam: Uh, pass.
Reader: The fast food joint needs another cashier. (Vaggies workplace)
Adam: Next.
Reader: The restaurant-dinner is willing to train up a sous-chef with no prior experience or qualifications (Angels/Husks workplace).
Adam: Eh, I don't cook.
Reader: The council is hiring more trash collectors, it sounds bad but has incredibly good pay (Niftys workplace).
Adam: As much as I'm down for driving a massive truck, somethings telling me to stay away from that little freak. She might stab me in the back or something.
Reader: You also don't have a driving license. Anyway, the radio station is hiring a files clerk (Alastors workplace).
Adam: They play rock or metal?
Alastor: *From another room* Nope!
Adam: Then, nah.
Reader: *Muttering to self* And I don't think you can work for the mechanics without a driving license either (Cherris workplace).
Reader: The florist is hiring. (Lucifers workplace).
Adam: *Fake gags*
Reader: What about working at that bowling alley and arcade pizzeria? (Voxs workplace)
Adam: *Sticks out tongue*
Reader: The clothing store? (Velvettes workplace)
Adam: *Raises eyebrow*
Reader: The local supermarket? (Lutes workplace)
Adam: *Pours slightly*
Reader: *Sighs and starts rubbing temple* Well, the only other places available is the post office and that steakhouse on the outskirts of town.
Adam: Steakhouse? Now that's what I'm talking about! Sign me up straight away.
Reader: I thought you said you don't cook.
Adam: Listen Babe, it's grilling, not cooking. Big difference. Besides, I literally invented the grill, you know? It's like 1 of the top 5 best ideas I ever had, you know, right next to naming a bunch of birds 'tits'.
Reader: You invented the grill? That's actually kinda impressive.
Lucifer: Don't flatter him, love. He had to invent a whole new way of cooking meat or else he'd have starved everytime Eve made him sleep on the coach.
HEYYY!! Good to see you back again!! <(￣︶￣)>
Yeah , velvette gonna be a real bitch(HAH-) working at stores. She won’t settle for anything that’s not up to her taste.
* Reader sighing in the corner trying to find more shops.*
Poor Pentious, he had to be the example 🤣🤣
*the cast and reader giving Pentious concerned glances*
And there’s Adam, the first man who can’t settle on one job( just like girls- *gets shot in the head*). I can definitely see him inventing grilling like this 😂😂
Thank you yet again for your creative and unique headcannons! I truly enjoy reading them!! ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧
One way Lucifer shows physical affection is wrapping his tail around Reader’s hips, pulling her close against him. When they’re asleep, or cuddling, or being intimate, his tail is wrapped around one of her legs.
omgggggg Luci’s tail is so underrated. 1000% he does all those things. I’d withstand jealousy from him if his way of showing it was pulling me to his side roughly with his tail. He’d absolutely let his SO play around with it or tease you - like not even sexually sometimes.
On the cuter side, I’m just imagining those comps of “miraculous saves” where kids almost fall from precarious heights but their parents save them last minute and just imagining Lucifer snatching Charlie out of the way of tall demons not looking where they’re going or from falling from her high chair 🥹 Ooh, or just playing around like lions do with their cubs, with getting baby Char Char to chase it across the floor.
