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i dont really vibe with any of the existing quoigender or quoiromantic (also known as wtfromantic or whatromantic, but i like quoi) flags, so i made one myself a while ago and i’m finally posting it!

the two lines are a minor optical illusion; the brain finds it difficult to distinguish whether they are the same color or a different shade, similar to quoigender where you just can’t really tell what’s up. i mean, how am i supposed to know!?

the purple is because a) i think it looked the best out of the colors i tried, and b) oh my god there are so many names for purple. magenta, mauve, burgundy, lavender–i have zero chance of knowing which name for purple means which KIND of purple. i will genuinely never internalize that stuff. just can’t.

thus, this flag! i really like how it looks and i definitely prefer it to the existing quoigender flags. anyone can use, would prefer credit if possible, have fun! haven out✌️

full-on-sam:
“Aaaaaand ladies gents and folks we discovered why I like wbw
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Aaaaaand ladies gents and folks we discovered why I like wbw

epicsauce:

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jesse. did you just plant those melons jesse. you know those take 12 days to grow. its already the 17th jesse. and you didnt use fertilizer. we arent going to make it. how are we going to get our 5 gold star melons now? at this rate we’ll never finish the community center. i hate you.

sigynpenniman:

I know everyone says it’s best to just stick to “said” as a dialogue tag bc it disappears and that’s true and I mostly do but I want to take a moment for my all-time favorite dialogue tag, “lied.” Absolutely nothing hits like “‘I’m here to help,’ he lied.” NOTHING.

pocket-size-cthulhu:

I’m a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I’m there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I’m a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I’m friends with the local wizard

breelandwalker:

stephaniematurin:

naamahdarling:

curliestofcrowns:

The administration of President Joe Biden acted last month to mostly rescind a Trump-era Denial of Care Rule that invited health care workers to deny medical treatment and services to patients because of personal religious or moral beliefs.

Americans United applauded the move.

“We applaud the Biden administration for taking positive steps toward protecting both religious freedom and patients’ health by rescinding the Trump-era Denial of Care Rule,” said Rachel Laser, AU’s president and CEO. “No one should be denied the health care they need because of someone else’s religious beliefs.

“The Denial of Care Rule was a dangerous policy that weaponized religious freedom and put the health and lives of women, LGBTQ+ people, religious minorities and so many others in jeopardy,” Laser continued. “Today’s rule seeks to protect patients from harm and upholds the fundamental principle of church-state separation.”

HEY SPREAD THIS AROUND, WE ARE SAFER NOW.

FUCKEN FINALLY

THIS IS FUCKING HUGE!!!!!!

hashtagloveloses:

it seems people don’t understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn’t know who the fuck that is. a BLORBO is just your little guy. can be any kind of character they’re just your little GUY. a POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW is a villain, usually with a sad backstory, who you are defending and woobifying. they’ve done WRONG. not everyone can be a poor little meow meow. just because they’re pathetic doesn’t mean they’re a meow meow that mf had to commit CRIMES. if you want a pathetic little fucker of any moral persuasion that is a BABYGIRL. usually male, doesn’t have to be. just has to be kind of fucked up. get your terminology CORRECT

largeworm:

“Stardew is so relaxing” can not be me. I’m sweating. I’ve maximized the perfect time to upgrade my tools while going to catch seasonal fish. I got a pig to give me truffle with a 1 day margin of error (I had to upgrade the barn twice and buy a pig in 12 days). I’ve currently got 4 rabbits trapped and will execute them individually if they do not give me a foot by the end of winter. I’m stalking the beaches like batman awaiting a nautilus. I will complete this community center by the end of the year so help me stardew gods. I’ve talked to the towns folks maybe three times since moving in. Penny and Elliot are my only friends because I had their favorite gifts in my inventory and realized it was their birthday while checking the board. I accept no time lost. Winter is here. I shall not rest.

sweatermuppet:

being a poet is so embarrassing. here’s another poem about how my dad sucks. yeah im gonna write 200 more of them

cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

i’ve become a completely different person like 5 separate times since making those posts and there are STILL people finding them somehow

the first episode is out!! this is an actual play podcast called storybook ending about stories coming to life, made by my spouse and vir friends! i highly recommend it

lakemojave:

lakemojave:

Sorry my posts haven’t been as frequent or funny as usual. It’s because I’m eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

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princesable:

princesable:

princesable:

wait check this out

_• <- guy with a cursed eye

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caffeinewitchcraft:

writing-prompt-s:

in a world where you get superpowers for doing good deeds, write the story of a super villain.

“Henchmen are a necessity, of course,” Jimena says out loud, leaning back in her desk chair. She’s supposed to be fielding her boss’ calls, but it’s nearly five and Mr. Rural had left nearly an hour ago, leaving her to make his excuses.

Again.

 Yesterday he’d left two hours early, the day before that nearly three hours early, and the day before that–

Jimena takes a deep, calming breath.

This is why she needs henchmen. Or rather, the need for henchmen is a byproduct of what this really calls for.

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“You want to become a super villain,” Loyda says flatly, setting her coffee cup on the table with enough force that Jimena half expects it to shatter. “Are you out of your mind?”

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