Visual representation of listening to a popular song when you heard the Weird Al version first
Jared, he/him, tired writer of time travel AUs. I still play skyrim but at least I'm ashamed of it
AO3, pizza bard tag, writing tag, Whither Then (fic) tagOh no
oh baby
that kitten has never had a thought in it’s tiny life
He’s working so hard 🥺😭
His leg isn’t broken. He has an IV catheter in place. You can see the hub peeking out at the bottom of the bandage. And he’s so tiny that the normal bandage for a catheter takes up his whole little leg. So he is likely ill, not broken.
But he is still a very brave little guy.
This screenshot has been in my drafts for like a year now. I think about it a lot.
sure I could become a slut. but you see, I’m scared
suwe I couwd become a swut!! :3 but yoo see, I’m scawed UwU
This post has been UwU-ified!
you are a curse sent from the devil himself to mock mortals.
sent fwom da deviw? No, siwwy! :3
My powers far exceed him.
Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf
it’s so fucking cute. That war wlf is frolicking
Someone drew this in anger, they drew this and said “look at what a terrible beast you are”
my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think
manic pixie dream gunslinger
honestly my favorite line from “Uptown Funk” is definitely “make a dragon wanna retire, man” because that’s honestly such a great mental image. an elderly, tired dragon taking a look at Bruno Mars and going “alright then, that’s my sign. time to let the young ones have at it.” taking out their 401k gold hoard. moving to a cave in Miami. collecting dragon pension