An incorrect side blog. Submissions and asks are always open. // Ray / they/them
Renato: I hate it when people ask me to “explain my thought process” like hell if I know.
Renato: “What’s going on in that head of yours?” nothing I want to be a part of.
“I never know what’s going on and I believe it’s just very sexy of me to be like that”
-Chris Redfield
Renato: You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Thalita: What mood is that?
Renato: Last-minute panic.
Laurie: Have you guys ever thought that maybe we’re not really meant to do this? I mean Feng and David only care about themselves.
Feng and David, in unison: Well fuck you.
Laurie: Amanda just wants to murder everyone.
Amanda: Yeah, pretty much.
Laurie: Yun-Jin barely wants to be seen with us in trials and Ji-Woon wants-
Ji-Woon: To bed everyone in this realm, yes. You can say it, Laurie, I’m not ashamed.
Leon: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Ada: You were putting it in cold water?
Feng: Leon. Answer the question, Leon.
Leon: Yeah? I though for, like, five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn’t realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water, what the fuck?
Steve: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?
Nancy: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Steve: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Nancy: It takes less than a minute.
Feng: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?
Nancy: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?
Feng: Like seven minutes.
David: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes.
Claudette: You’re putting the whole mug on the stove?
Jill: Every single person at this campfire is a fucking lunatic.
Ada: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?
“The early bird gets the worm but the late bird gets a slightly worse worm. There are worms everywhere. Who cares. Sleep late. Do not let the worms decide your lifestyle.”
-Vittorio Toscano
Yun-Jin Lee: You never dance?
Ash: I’m told that I look like a marionette in a windstorm.
Baby Dwight: Who are you?
Bloody Dwight: I am you, but a different iteration of you, faced trials much more harsher as I rose up in the crimson ranks, gone bloodier for every hard earned prestige I had. Its not just us but its a whole universe here with Dwights who experienced trials differently…
Baby Dwight: …
Bloody Dwight: …
Dweard: Hey what’s up guys. Welcome back to Binging with Babish…~
Danny, watching the news: Some idiot fought a squid at the aquarium today.
Frank, visibly covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.