Danny, watching the news: Some idiot fought a squid at the aquarium today.
Frank, visibly covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.
An incorrect side blog. Submissions and asks are always open. // Ray / they/them
Danny, watching the news: Some idiot fought a squid at the aquarium today.
Frank, visibly covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.
Zarina: I'm a reporter! Words are my weapons!
Danny: I'm a killer. Weapons are my weapons.
Frank: Hey Max, did you know that “thot” means “thoughtful person?”
Max: Really? I didn’t know that.
[later]Max: Yeah, Evan and I go way back. You would be surprised at how much of a thot he is!
Danny: What the fuck?
Danny: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game.
Frank: [nodding] Knife Monopoly.
Danny: I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I’m really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.
Michael: Clearly, you don’t know me at all.
Danny: What? We’re friends! I was building up to call you “Mikey” one of these days.
Michael: Well, that will never happen. In fact, you just lost “Michael” privileges. From now on, you can call me "Myers” or “Hey, you.”
Danny: Come on, Michael.
Michael: [glare]
Danny: Come on, hey, you.
Danny: Do you ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?
Susie: I wish I never had, but thanks for ruining my life.
Frank: Don't worry! There will come a time when it's not.
Susie: Thanks! Even worse.