Just sort of an amusing, but still mildly infuriating anecdote.
I was at the local TJ's on my lunch break from work. I usually grab a few items for lunch. This time was the Cuban wrap, the red and golden beet salad, and a can of flavored sparkling water.
So, three items altogether. I get on line to checkout and the woman behind me asks if she can go ahead of me, as she's in a rush. She has a whole cart entirely filled past the top of the cart. She was also wearing more jewelry than my car is worth, so I'm guessing the maid took the day off and she got stuck with having to do things beneath her status, like be held up by a pleb like me.
I politely declined her offer of being able to wait probably 10 minutes for her stuff to be scanned and then neatly placed in her cart no doubt by the underpaid kid ringing her stuff up.
When it was my turn to pay, she gets the cashier's attention and says, "Can I go ahead of him? I'm in a hurry."
The cashier asks me if this is okay. No, no it is not. The woman says something about how ridiculous this is and bumps me with her cart (I gave her the benefit of the doubt and assumed this was accidental as it only happened once).
That's it. I was mildly infuriated and went about my day. I just thought the story was a bit amusing in hindsight.
I'm a male. Somehow the topic came up, and I told a female friend that I have peed in the shower. I thought that everyone did this. She was grossed out and said she has never done this. I told her it's likely 99 out of a hundred people have probably peed in the shower and she said I'm nuts. We joked that reddit will have the answer for us.
So, am I gross or is she too conservative?