Diego Costa

Compiled a list of my favourite descriptions of Diego Costa on here since September:

"Costa looks like a Bond villain's henchman." -

"Fred Flintstone after a crack binge." -

"Costa looks like he came straight out of the Flinstones."

"Costa looks like drug cartel leader." -

"Absolute class striker despite his fred flintstone face." -

"Costa looks like oscars dad." -

"Looks like the bad guy from Last Action Hero!" -

"He looks like an extra from Scarface." -

"He looks like a piece of low-grit sandpaper." -

"He reminds me of a younger hispanic Joel from The Last of Us." -

"He kinda looks like a monstrous version of Oscar." -

"He looks like he could be Tevez's Dad." -

"Diego Costa has the face of a man who probably has hundreds of gigabytes of filthy pornography on his computer." -

"Costa is an ugly man who scores ugly goals." -

"Costa looks like Oscar's dad." -

"It's amazing Costa finds time to be so good at football in between informing the FBI on his best friend Tony Soprano." -

"He either goes long sleeves and no gloves, or short sleeves with. it makes absolutely no sense." -

"Can't be arsed with this cunt, he's too good." -

"Costa's movements are very apelike." -

"Diego breaking up the fight is hilarious because he doesn't know what anyone is saying." -

"10/10 is an ass-hat." -

"Grass is green, water is wet, Costa is a cunt." -

EDIT: Some more:

"Looks like a low-res Fabregas." -

"He kind of reminds me of Wreck-It Ralph" -

"Costa has broken my cunt threshold to the point where i actually like him" -

"Gyp Rossetti with a mental disability" -

"Diego Costa looks like a piece of cold pizza." -

"Diego Costa looks like a Dr Seuss character on meth." - aeonsapart

"If Costa wasn't making millions playing football, you can be damn sure he'd be a kidnapper in the favelas." -

"He looks like the sort of father that'd be disappointed that Oscar is a lesbian." -

"Costa: one of the missing links in our evolution." -

"He looks like one of the guys who asks to clean your car in a sainsburys car park." -

"He looks like the dog from Duck Hunt" -

"He looks like an amateur baseball player whose lied about their age." -

"A Latino hobbit, el frodo" -

"Costa looks like the kinda guy where you basically have to skip country if you bring his daughter back past curfew." -

"Costa looks like a grubby middleaged car salesman that will rip you off at every chance he gets." -

"Dani Alves mixed with a German Shepherd" -

"Costa looks like what happens if you put Oscar in the microwave for 20 seconds" -

"Costa looks like his face is made out of Play Doh that is starting to dry out." -

"He looks like my 45 year old mechanic." -

"He looks like the falafel cart vendor down the street." -

"He looks like Saruman created him." -

"Costa looks like my dog after it attacked a wasps nest" -

And my personal favourite: "Diego Costa looks like the 3rd Mario Brother who was edged out of the family plumbing business for being an brutal alcoholic." -

EDIT 2: Wow, these just keep coming. I can see this becoming a monthly thing. I'll try to do one for someone else, but nobody gets as much material as Diego Costa.

EDIT 3: Keep 'em coming, people!

"He looks like he worked 10 years in scaffolding near the equator before he got into football." -

"Working 20 years in the mining business, doing meth for five years... ...in GTA III." -

"Costa looks like he just laid siege on Middle Earth." -

"Diego Costa looks like he listens to cover versions of rock songs instead of the originals." -

"He looks a bit like Lou Ferrigno on a crack diet" -