Charlie Adam

Did one of these for Diego Costa a while back, I feel like there's enough material out there for Charlie Adam as well.

"I dislike this man." -

"This guy is like the comic book villain from an Arsenal Fanzine." -

"Doesn't matter who you support, we can all mutually hate Charlie Adam." -

"Fuck off, you fat hideous orc." -

"Charlie Adam, may your crops be devoured by locusts." -

"May the denizens of your chosen world-building strategy game revolt and torch your food stockpiles!" -

"Adam is a prick." -

"No, just openly a huge clumsy oaf." -

"Also: he's a complete bellend." -

"Charlie Adam brings his own pack of chipolatas to his family Christmas dinner and doesn't share them." -

"He's just a shit Roy Keane" -

"Try imagining Charlie Adam as a baby. You can't. It's just not possible." -

"He looks like someone who spends half their life in a bookies." -

"It's hard to believe he's younger than Cristiano Ronaldo." -

"what else do you expect from someone who looked like a 36 year old bricklayer at the age of 14" - [deleted]

"I bricklayer is a bit generous. I'd say he looks more like the bloke running the shitty, toxic burger van at the worst fairground in England. Or an unemployed sluaghter-house cleaner. Or, you know those guys who clean the buses when they're at the depot after a full days shit and litter having amassed?

He looks a bit like the bloke who mends their gloves. With superglue and his own teeth.

Or, you know in old adventure films when they'd come to a chasm, and they'd throw a rock down and wait to hear it land so they could approximate the chasm's depth? Charlie Adam is that rock they threw." -

"Fucking hate Charlie Adam. Gummy, gaptooth scumbag" - [deleted]

"You could shoot BB's through those gaps." -

"Fuck Charlie Adam and his 2 first names." -

"Charlie Adam is some fucking scumbag." -

"He's such a waste of air." -

"Easily my most hated player in the league, a true cunt... But fuck me his technique is good. " -

"it's such a shame that he is such a massive asshole." -

"Mordor's favorite Orc strikes again." -

"The goblin strikes again" -

"Charlie Adam is a quality football player don't care what anyone says!" -

"Jesus that cunt can really whack a football." -

"Adam definitely votes UKIP" -

"He just hit it so he didn't have to run" -

"The bloke who looks like a bus driver" -

"good old Charlie Adam. Aggressive, ugly and fat. A proper old school footballer." -

"Adam's behaviour is just flat out weird these days. He's like the project manager in the office who everyone knows doesn't do his job properly. There's a new director coming in, and redundancies are in the pipeline. Everyone's on their best behaviour, trying to impress, but Adam's arriving late, going out for smoke every 15 minutes, watching porn at his desk and leaving early." -

Feel free to add your own :)

EDIT: Cheers for the responses guys, I'll have a think about who to do next, but might have to wait until the new season. Anyway, here's a few more:

"Never has one player personified the phase 'ave that you cunt' so well" -

"Charlie Adam is like a fat, slow Joey Barton." -

"I have always said he is the Ronaldo of shit players." -

"He looks like the kind of guy who'd spill your pint and demand that you buy him a new one" -

"He has always seemed to me like he is a man who keeps two warm, sweaty pork pies and a few snotty used tissues in his pockets at all times." -

"He looks like he could be Ronaldo's drunken uncle by marriage." -

"Excellent review of Charlie "your face is my ashtray" Adam" -

"It's like he's devoted his life to personify every negative stereotype about Britons." -