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[–]SmartArsenal 3112 points3113 points  (49 children)

Everton a top 10 team!!

[–]bigfootswillie 1454 points1455 points  (15 children)

Hilarious seeing a Dycheball team that nearly ended the window with a net surplus above a team that spent a literal half a billion in the same one.

[–]ManIWantAName 454 points455 points  (13 children)

Anyone who doubts a man that eats worms is doing so at their own risk.

[–]HeerlijkX3 690 points691 points  (25 children)

Tbh kinda feel bad for them, must be rough for them seeing City get away with it every single time

[–]NotASalamanderBoi 380 points381 points  (14 children)

On the bright side, they’re likely surviving relegation if they keep up on their form. They lucked out with Sheffield, Burnley, and Luton’s likely relegation.

[–]Akenatwn 324 points325 points  (5 children)

Yes, they lucked out in general. But based on their form they're surviving relegation no matter what despite the points docked. They're better than any bottom-half side. By a lot.

[–]NotASalamanderBoi 89 points90 points  (2 children)

Crazy to think they’d be in 10th by one point if they hadn’t got that point deduction, but I guess it lit a fire under their asses.

Good for my FPL though since Tarkowski and Doucoure look like good options atm.

[–]Akuba101 29 points30 points  (1 child)

To be fair, we were playing well before the deduction too and were on a good streak

We just had a poor start to the season points wise because we had several games where we created loads but couldn't score

[–]Suitable_TNQ_3070 52 points53 points  (4 children)

I think forest goes down

[–]FABlOVIEIRA 71 points72 points  (2 children)

I feel so too, with Luton showing that they can attack with the big boys they're going be up for it to stay in the league.

[–]Yeah_Nah_Cunt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They do play much nicer football and seem to be willing to take risks, I look forward to their career in PL with great interest

[–]TooRedditFamous 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The City verdict hasn't been handed out yet so not sure what you mean by "got away with it"

[–]GameplayerStu 2270 points2271 points  (102 children)

Actually a surreal sight to see us above City at this point in the season.

[–]Hopeful_Adonis 800 points801 points  (3 children)

You can do it you crazy bastards, keep going!

[–]brankoz11 228 points229 points  (8 children)

Surely Emery has been the best manager since his arrival. What he is doing with the resources and players he has is insane. Yeah there are some players in great form but same time if this team was mid table you wouldn't say they are out of place.

[–]DEUK_96 212 points213 points  (3 children)

He's definitely been the best manager in the league but their squad has had a lot of investment, players like Torres and Diaby were highly touted. Doesn't change the fact that Emery has them overachieving but this squad should at the least be pushing top 7, Gerrard had them massively underperforming.

[–]Quixote0630 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Dean Smith assembled a core of really solid players, now Emery is turning them into world beaters. The likes of Emi Martinez, Konsa, Luiz, McGinn, Watkins.

The midfield that started in the City game cost a combined £17.7M, which is pretty incredible. 15 for Luiz, 2.7 for McGinn, and Tielemens and Kamara were free. One of the best midfields around right now.

[–]chrysanthemata 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Plus doing this with Mings and Buendia injured! It felt so bleak to have two ACLs in a four day span.

[–]cosgrove10 309 points310 points  (72 children)

Please win the league

[–]Joshvir262 472 points473 points  (17 children)

I'll take top 4. But that's what arsenal fans said start of last season

[–]CandidEnigma 403 points404 points  (0 children)

Top 4 would be an absolutely ridiculous achievement, can't lose sight of that whatever happens

[–]GunsTheGlorious 211 points212 points  (4 children)

hope is an awful emotion i recommend suppressing it

[–]Space2Bakersfield 43 points44 points  (5 children)

Very realistically could be second after the weekend, if you can stay top 4 until the new year then anything is possible.

If it came down to it, would Villa fans rather prioritise a top 4 chase or winning conference league? A lot of people have suggested that fixture congestion during European knockouts could be the major test for you this season, and it's a trophy that youre almost certainly favourites for. But a top 4 chase is a massive opportunity for you, and with how competitive the league is this year a top 4 chase could easily become a title race.

[–]itsbraille 70 points71 points  (2 children)

The trophy hunger is real, but Champions League finishing would have to take precedence. Get a point in Bosnia and we don’t have to play a European game until March, so plenty of time to build a gap in front of 6th place (assuming 5th place gets wild card UCL place)

[–]Key-Importance-5186 20 points21 points  (0 children)

if I had to choose one then def top 4 imo

[–]Black_XistenZ 67 points68 points  (10 children)

At some point after Christmas, KDB will come back and City will go on their annual 15 wins in a row streak.

[–]wm_1176 2310 points2311 points  (21 children)

bro has his finger on the submit button the second the whistle is blown

[–]SlayeredB 592 points593 points  (19 children)

[–]PositiveTransition94 220 points221 points  (13 children)

Lol but what’s actually the Karma flex worth? Of all social media sites Reddit must be the one where cloud is the most useless thing.

[–]armcie 86 points87 points  (9 children)

There is now an actual value to Karma, and to getting in first with posts likely to generate upvotes and possibly awards. The new reddit gold system pays people who receive gold, so long as you qualify as a top contributor.

A top contributor needs to have earned 100 karma in the last 12 months to receive $0.90 per gold, and if you've earned 5000 karma you receive $1 per gold. You also need to be registered, over 18, and (for the time being at least) a US resident.

[–]swimtwobird 225 points226 points  (5 children)

So work your ass off for a few weeks and you might have enough for a packet of fags and a pot to piss in. Mmm. Tempting.

[–]burakalp34 65 points66 points  (0 children)

He couldn't even wait for the Spurs game to end lol

[–]Party_Python 508 points509 points  (3 children)

Everton already out of the relegation zone

[–]ThatUnoGuyWowMuchUno 1062 points1063 points  (28 children)

At least we’re not Santos

[–]CallDaLegend 459 points460 points  (10 children)

Are you trying to curse us even more?

[–]bimundial 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Well, we also weren't.

Until we were

[–]Guarotimewooo 59 points60 points  (9 children)

How do you become a spurs fan?

[–]cleversocialhuman 76 points77 points  (1 child)

I think you have to be born into it or something

[–]AssFingerFuck3000 59 points60 points  (0 children)

It's a genetic disorder, you're born in it, molded by it

[–]Chuck_Morris_SE 3876 points3877 points  (41 children)

We'd be 10th right now.

You know what, I'm fucking adding all these upvotes to this seasons table. Nobheads.

[–]harshmangat 1065 points1066 points  (16 children)

I’m just so glad you’re not bottom three at the moment

[–]Chuck_Morris_SE 533 points534 points  (15 children)

Me too. I do wish this result was against you lot though. Football though eh.

[–]toasterb 469 points470 points  (14 children)

The last week and a half:

Everton > Newcastle > Man Utd > Everton

[–]Cvein 305 points306 points  (9 children)

It’s like choosing a starter in Pokemon

[–]aWalt1313 593 points594 points  (8 children)

Water, fire, or human rights violations.

[–]Malvania 76 points77 points  (1 child)

the slander against Bulbasaur

[–]S01arflar3 155 points156 points  (0 children)

Saudimon used oil money!

It’s not very effective

[–]FoldingBuck 229 points230 points  (5 children)

Dyche is cooking something over there

[–]cosgrove10 164 points165 points  (2 children)

Modern version of mid 2000s Moyes era EVERTON are being cooked up

[–]RenatoSanches35 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Doucoure is this eras Fellaini

[–]just_another_jabroni 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Moyes is cooking up Moyes era Everton as well apparently now.

[–]leedler 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Something’s in the gravel at Finch Farm I reckon

[–]JoJo797 93 points94 points  (5 children)

You lot are genuinely a very good team now, although you've had trouble finishing chances in games. There is no fear of relegation whatsoever if you continue playing like this and finishing in the top half is a possibility.

[–]IOwnStocksInMossad 41 points42 points  (4 children)

I've always thought it's a mini league of us three at the bottom and Bournemouth,forest and palace may not be too safe though either.

Never thought they were in danger really even with the deductions

[–]Maleficent_Dust_7462 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Hey at least it happened this season with a really stable looking Everton team. Had this happened to y’all last season you’d be playing in the championship right now

[–]miurabucho 316 points317 points  (17 children)

Interesting that this season is a slow one for Managers getting sacked. That might change soon...

[–]starmonkart 191 points192 points  (0 children)

Season has been wild so far, form changes every week. Just as you think someone will get sacked, they'll pull out a great win or two

[–]bailey5002 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Low risk. The bottom 3 don't look like getting anywhere near enough points to survive. So the teams above them are not overly worried yet, unless Forest gets dragged closer, then maybe a few nervous twitches over the red button.

[–]WyboSF 259 points260 points  (1 child)

Thanks to evertons point deduction, still top half!

[–]Wide_Challenge3880 318 points319 points  (14 children)

Which one feels the weirdest.

Villa above City.

United level with Spurs.

United 3 points behind City.

West Ham 3 points behind Spurs.

Everton ahead of Chelsea without the points deduction.

[–]ValleyFloydJam 155 points156 points  (3 children)

United and City for sure.

At least with Villa you can see how well they have been playing.

[–]ZonedV2 46 points47 points  (2 children)

United really proving how useless draws are

[–]onthelongrun 84 points85 points  (4 children)

City's recent form: WDDDL

It's rare to see Man City go winless for that long

[–]jardantuan 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Three wins in their last nine games, 12 points from 27

[–]LoverofBilbies 99 points100 points  (1 child)

Tears in my eyes, Unai just keeps on giving. Perfect results for us tonight, 5 points above 5th now.

On to Saturday, 15 on a trot at home would be truly ridiculous. If it happens. But the belief is growing

[–]Kreissler 764 points765 points  (67 children)

How are United 3 points off 4th💀

[–][deleted] 213 points214 points  (7 children)

18 goals after 15 games, still able to bag 9 wins 🤯🤯🤯

[–]dadaknun 135 points136 points  (3 children)

Only need to win by 1 goal

[–]grimlya 103 points104 points  (2 children)

why score many goals when 1 win game?

[–]GobiLux 18 points19 points  (0 children)

When you top of table, they see! They see!

[–]captain_holt_nypd 648 points649 points  (43 children)

Because they get non stop abuse every single game even though they were playing Johnny Evans in defense with no left back for like a month and starting midfield injured besides Bruno Fernandes.

They still don’t even have two of their starters (Casemiro and Mount) and only just gotten their main left back come back. And they’re still three points off top 4. For me it is impressive.

[–]Kreissler 400 points401 points  (5 children)

Not to mention being without their best defender in Lisandro Martinez

[–]ALLIGATOR_FUCK_PARTY 146 points147 points  (4 children)

McTominay is their best everything. Even chef

[–]raobuntu 43 points44 points  (3 children)

EtH apparently reworked all his tactics after the Brentford madness. Said fuck the build up, just run like a madman and crash the box. If you get Mainoo or that version of Amrabat next to him, it almost sort of works against some teams.

[–]DuskKaiser 95 points96 points  (2 children)

Martinez and Varane are also out, though Maguire has been great

[–]Therinn 279 points280 points  (6 children)

Fucking thank you. Spurs lose 2 players and they collapse, we lose 2 players per position for most of the eleven and we’re supposed to just chug through.

[–]bluehead18 167 points168 points  (6 children)

Not to mention our back up leftback Malacia, who can play the way ten hag likes has disappeared off the face of the earth since the summer.

[–]Zandercy42 148 points149 points  (3 children)

That's a weird way to say he's also been injured lol

[–]Comfortable_Plum8180 67 points68 points  (2 children)

I literally saw him on mars yesterday?

[–]Ezizual 36 points37 points  (1 child)

And he's still closer to playing than Sancho

[–]Malvania 36 points37 points  (0 children)

He was also injured, but the list was so long, it was easy to miss him

[–]mattwalsh25 125 points126 points  (4 children)

People mention injuries in every sentence with some teams e.g. Newcastle and Spurs. With us it's seemingly completely irrelevant, we're trash and our manager is a loss from being sacked.

[–]TrickyWoo86 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the wonderful world of journalism, when there isn't anything particularly news-worthy to report on you can just claim "an inside source" and suddenly you have something to fill a few inches of a paper. Target one team specifically and you get lots of retweets, people looking at your article online and ultimately eyes seeing adverts.

(FWIW I'm not say that's exactly how it works, but based on some of the crap I see in the news, it feels like that is exactly how it works)

[–]SpeechesToScreeches 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Even the rest is football podcast, which is generally amazing, did an episode reviewing all the teams, going alphabetically.

Manchester City - mention their injuries.

Manchester United - no mention of injuries.

Newcastle - mention their injuries.

...

Tottenham - mention their injuries.

Actually ridiculous.

[–]strangemanornot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If you watched the Newcastle game it was like that. “Newcastle are killing it despite all the injuries they have.” “Unbelievable performance from a team with so many injuries”. They won by one goal. We had a goal disallowed. They did mention our injuries issue once but it was an after thought

[–]drakuzi 96 points97 points  (3 children)

In a separate thread some Spurs fanboys were talking about how their injury list is worse than United's, and when I pointed out that it is nowhere as bad I got downvoted to hell.

The person I replied to said United lost NONE of our top 5 players bar Lisandro, conveniently ignoring the fact that we have no fullbacks and are starting a different back 4 every week. I won't even be surprised if those people genuinely think that van de Ven is on the same level as Lisandro.

The same idiots are back in full force in this thread as well.

[–]Octapoo 51 points52 points  (0 children)

In that case the person you replied to would have been implying Shaw is not one of our top 5 which shouldn't even be worth dignifying with a response lol. He's closer to top 1 in the squad than he is to 6th.

[–]lkc159 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They started terribly but have done pretty well since then.

[–]FingerBlaster20 2393 points2394 points  (134 children)

Three time PL manager of the month winner Big Ange has not won in 5 games straight and is equal on points with Terrorist Ten Hag. He’s cold mate 🥶🥶

[–]Follow_The_Lore 741 points742 points  (125 children)

His style of football must be amazing when you are winning, but it also looks very frustrating when you lose by just giving unnecessary chances away due to reckless forward play.

[–]stokesy1999 681 points682 points  (101 children)

Van de Ven was such a carry in that CB role, same with Maddison creatively. That Chelsea game almost singlehandedly destroyed their season

[–]D1794 429 points430 points  (94 children)

Big silence though when we were playing Evans and Lindelof at left CB and LB though and wondering why we can't play well

[–]FloppedYaYa 93 points94 points  (0 children)

You mean progressive football works when you have good defenders and attackers? Never would have thought

[–]dj4y_94 39 points40 points  (0 children)

They were always likely due a come down at some point regardless as they had a fairly tame start to the season in terms of fixtures.

I think after GW10 when they were still unbeaten, they had played 7 of the bottom 10 including the bottom 4 at the time.

[–]TheLimeyLemmon 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Manager of the month curse was seemingly delayed and then multiplied.

[–]tassadar8584 59 points60 points  (0 children)

This stat is hilarious

[–]captain_holt_nypd 109 points110 points  (2 children)

But… but United in CRISIS!! TEN HAG LOST 50% OF THE DRESSING ROOM

TOTTENHAM INJURY CRISIS CAN’T BLAME ANGE

[–]RamsZeyy 1798 points1799 points  (34 children)

Tottenham who had their "Best Ever Start of a Season" have the same number of points than Man Utd who had their worst start of the season since the Victorian Era....

[–]RTafazolli1 387 points388 points  (4 children)

Like Eminem said about MGK, "my biggest flops are your greatest hits".

[–]thebyrned 126 points127 points  (2 children)

Literally listened to killshot today, just randomly fancied it, then I see this comment. Spooky

[–]RTafazolli1 102 points103 points  (1 child)

You manifested the Spurs loss, good man!

[–]thebyrned 53 points54 points  (0 children)

np 👍🏼

[–]ungalabugala2 122 points123 points  (0 children)

I mean they did lose like very single game since that great start

[–]Emma-Royds 685 points686 points  (13 children)

We had the Easter island head and Jonny Evans in defence almost the whole season, no fullbacks, a terrorist in goal, and attackers that refuse to score.

….and we’re level with Spurs, above Newcastle, and breathing down Man City’s neck. Football heritage.

[–]mattwalsh25 127 points128 points  (0 children)

What a weird time to come for Maguire for no reason

[–]DaveShadow 355 points356 points  (2 children)

Hey hey hey.

That’s Premier League Player of the Month Easter Island Head!

[–]noobvorld 123 points124 points  (1 child)

Easter Island Head has been clutch for so many games this season. Credit where credit is due.

[–]StraightCashH0mie 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Jonny Evans was suppose to be our 5th choice/emergency CB and he's been a starter for better part of the season.

It's a miracle we are near the top.

[–]Zepz367 73 points74 points  (2 children)

Onana's been good in the league

[–]vadapaav 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The fact that you are 3 points behind City is absolutely hilarious

[–]Refrigerator-Less 148 points149 points  (0 children)

There's levels to this

[–]regan9109 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Premier League is back

[–]Jinks87 261 points262 points  (3 children)

Lol instant upload

[–]euoi 128 points129 points  (1 child)

this is how I realized the Spurs game ended

[–]LoudestHoward 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Plus the laughter coming out of Islington

[–]Rayan2550[S] 739 points740 points  (51 children)

Manchester United’s goal difference is hilarious

[–]canadian_cherries 322 points323 points  (8 children)

Goal differential of 0 and they haven’t tied a game. Incredible

[–]TheSciences 129 points130 points  (6 children)

I might be wrong but I believe they're on the longest ever premier league run without a draw. 22 matches going back to the last seven matches of the previous season.

EDT: I am wrong, see below.

[–]DanFlashesCoupon 105 points106 points  (5 children)

Didn’t spurs have an insane run of no draws a few years ago

[–]TheSciences 97 points98 points  (4 children)

You're right. United are on their longest run. Spurs went 30 games without a draw.

[–]D1794 441 points442 points  (18 children)

That we're level on points with Spurs is hilarious

[–]DaveShadow 284 points285 points  (9 children)

I’d have taken being three behind City at this point if offered at the start of the season 😂

[–]D1794 103 points104 points  (7 children)

Can temporarily at least go level if we beat Bournemouth 😂

[–]Tyafastics 116 points117 points  (1 child)

If we beat them 20-0 we go ahead! There’s a chance!

[–]habtin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

2015-16 vibes

[–]Manofthebog88 37 points38 points  (0 children)

We’re 2 points better off than we were at this stage last season….

[–]pawksvolts 81 points82 points  (11 children)

Their goals conceded seems pretty low too - the media definitely has overblown their crisis

[–]bullairbull 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Overblown the crisis while under-blowing the defense being injured for so long.

[–]payday_23 22 points23 points  (0 children)

its one better than last season after GW15 lol

[–]m_elhosseiny 34 points35 points  (0 children)

spot the imposter

[–]NotoSans 335 points336 points  (45 children)

Crisis mode Man United now have the same point as Spurs LOL

[–]ManchesterDevil99 144 points145 points  (8 children)

Only 3pts behind City as well now. HOW?!

[–]ProfessorBeer 58 points59 points  (0 children)

It’s comical that the treble winners are getting kid glove treatment because De Bruyne and Rodri are out, but the team decimated with injuries is expected to play as if they’re the treble winners v

[–]techabouts 791 points792 points  (34 children)

Spurs on level with united after having greatest season ever so far

[–]singlebite 525 points526 points  (6 children)

Don't let all this shitting on Spurs distract you from the fact that if Everton's board could run a club, they'd be above Chelsea right now.

[–]BurdensomeCumbersome 306 points307 points  (4 children)

If Everton’s board had an army of lawyers a petrostate could buy*

[–]HKAGooner 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Incredible when you think about it really, United have been getting slaughtered but the Spurs loving all over was getting unbearable.. and after all that, they’re equal

[–]2ndfastestmanalive 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Could be 8th after this weekend

[–]BILLY2SAM 169 points170 points  (13 children)

The ange circle jerk Vs how United have been criticised is incredible

[–]NumeroRyan 182 points183 points  (2 children)

But Ange loves to attack and it’s so brave, so so brave.

[–]Emma-Royds 109 points110 points  (0 children)

And he says “mate” a lot!

[–]Boydcrowde 130 points131 points  (1 child)

Our worst season is their best season

[–]DatesxD 359 points360 points  (32 children)

1/15 points in the last 5 games from spurs? What is Ange cooking 😳🥶

[–]Modnal 155 points156 points  (4 children)

They are trying to beat our 5/30 in the 20/21 season

[–]oneleggedcardinal 75 points76 points  (1 child)

Reported you to the police for triggering my PTSD.

[–]DatesxD 35 points36 points  (1 child)

You can still delete this big man

[–]Modnal 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Reminding myself of how shit we were makes our current situation feel even better

[–]Various_Mobile4767 57 points58 points  (3 children)

For all the talk about the playstyle of this spurs team, from the very beginning their xG numbers are really relatively quite low even when they were top of the table. At both ends. So I don’t think its simply a case of playing too open and refusing to compromise.

Offensively, they’re relying heavily on Son to make up the difference through his finishing. Defensively they’re relying on Vicario to keep the shots out. But they don’t create that many chances and they allow a decent amount of chances themselves.

This is just a regression to the mean and I’d argue they probably aren’t done regressing

[–]DatesxD 47 points48 points  (2 children)

Add to that they statistically had the easiest start to the league in terms of opposition

[–]Left_Cartographer_28 64 points65 points  (0 children)

United with the same amount of wins as City is crazy

[–][deleted] 212 points213 points  (16 children)

United won this gameweek I think it's fair to say. West Ham having a quietly good season as well only being 2 points off Newcastle and three off ourselves and Spurs

Just realised Moyes won away at a top six team! Arguably top four!

[–]strawhat_chowder 65 points66 points  (8 children)

How does Moyes do it? In the first half West ham looked so amazingly toothless against Spurs that I stopped watching. Then they somehow win

[–]whadefeck 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Moyes knows every teams weakness. For Spurs, that's allowing them to eventually fuck it up somehow

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points  (4 children)

He's a good manager, people fucking hate saying it, but he is. There's a real problem online with giving British managers their fair dues. People like Moyes, Redknapp, Hodgson, Big Sam etc. are/were made out to be complete fucking idiots.

[–]Bigwood69 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don't forget Stone Cold Sean Dyche

[–]sunken_grade 87 points88 points  (5 children)

how the fuck are we 6th

[–]Black_XistenZ 58 points59 points  (2 children)

Imagine being a team that has struggled to avoid relegation in most of the recent seasons, being slapped with a 10 point deduction and still standing above the relegation zone after just 15 games. The bottom 3 this season are historically dreadful.

[–]itsbraille 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The bright side of the penalty is that it will keep Everton from being on the beach that much longer, even when their form has been far above expectations, potentially leading to a very well-drilled Everton squad ready to shit-house their way into a shot at the Top 8 in 2024-25.

[–]Mozezz 129 points130 points  (6 children)

I'll say it now, after the 10 point deduction whoever is below us at the end of the season, whether it be 1 team or 8 teams

You all deserve to be relegated

[–]reece0n 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Nah, any other recent Everton season maybe. But you're still on course to finish above 40 points this year even after the deduction.

You're a better side now, an I reckon it'll be more than a few teams that finished below you, and would've still survived in any other year.

[–]Mozezz 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I said what I said

[–]Person_of_Earth 19 points20 points  (1 child)

INB4 you go on a 23 game winning run, finish in the top 4 with 79 points and only miss out on the title because of the points deduction.

[–]alxqnn 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Everton that

[–]Dippypiece 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Spurs 1 pt from 15 #noworriesmate

United 12pts form 15 #fallofcivilization

[–]cjackc11 219 points220 points  (7 children)

If only Luton had held on every result would’ve broken our way this week lol

To be 5 pts clear of 5th after 15 matches? Holy moly

[–]wadz09 84 points85 points  (6 children)

Surely you’d have wanted us (Liverpool) to drop points too?

[–]cjackc11 98 points99 points  (3 children)

Yeah but you’re playing sheffield lol

Arsenal I included because Luton ended up having a pretty good chance and we play them in two days now, so that result would’ve been huge

Less so for Liverpool

[–]loykedule 126 points127 points  (0 children)

"I'm hopeful but I'm not "betting on Sheffield United" hopeful"

[–]starmonkart 108 points109 points  (3 children)

Let us (and Villa) cook

[–]JoJo797 63 points64 points  (2 children)

Cazoo Bro's.

[–]YoungGustavo_1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I miss Cazoo

[–]Bigwood69 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Most played fixture bros

[–]vearz 69 points70 points  (2 children)

First 12 games - 10 goals scored

Next 3 games - 11 goals scored

Table is looking a decent chunk better for us after the two wins in the last three games. West Ham at the weekend is winnable, and if Newcastle's injuries continue then we may have a very outside chance of getting something up there.

[–]Refrigerator-Less 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Everton would've been above Chelsea without the point deduction.

[–]overtlyanxiousguy 44 points45 points  (1 child)

"Look at how Ange has got Tottenham playing that's why want Ten Hag out"

[–]Melanjoly 101 points102 points  (1 child)

Crisis United level with super dooper spurs mate and above the human rights violators. Only 3 points behind the 115 mob too.

Very well done to Villa too. That's an excellent return so far.

[–]_cumblast_[🍰] 59 points60 points  (5 children)

ArsePoolVilla loading 🥰

[–]vadapaav 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Strange way to refer Trent but ok

[–]singlebite 13 points14 points  (2 children)

They call it "The Barrymore".

[–]dave1992 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Emery had to be manager of the season so far, not Ange despite his manager of the months.

[–]baijiuthrowaway 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Arsenal fan in east London and genuinely couldn’t love West Ham any more than I do this week

[–]Son-Ta-Ha 118 points119 points  (16 children)

Its incredible that Manchester United despite having the goal difference of 0 are only 3 points behind City but yet the media and rival fans are acting like Ten Hag's job is on the line lol. He ain't getting the sack this season.

[–]denisthemenis21 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Spurs have lost four of their last five games. The Spursy genes are inevitable.

[–]topbananaman 32 points33 points  (3 children)

The CL games have contributed massively to the narrative tbh, highly unlikely United qualify for ro16 and I don't think anybody saw that coming in a group of Copenhagen and galatasaray

Grinded out wins in the league I suppose tho so fair play. Certain clubs just collapse to 1 point in 15 when they suffer a few injuries

[–]justsean09 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Just want to add that sleeping giants Villa are five points ahead of best season ever Spurs.