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[–][deleted] 729 points730 points  (3 children)

When the vibrator hits max power.

[–]plsdontfriendzoneme 248 points249 points  (1 child)

Thought thats what it was ngl

[–]HotChomper 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Me too 💀

[–]Slibye 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Then it hits the right spot

[–]goodmobileyTrump is our SaviourðŸ™?ðŸ™? 427 points428 points  (1 child)

Woman’s trash is a brother man’s treasure

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feedt

[–]The-Goose-Guy 531 points532 points  (1 child)

She just wanted an excuse to post a feet video

[–]plsdontfriendzoneme 166 points167 points  (0 children)

Shit I’m grateful man

[–]PumpkinSpikes 193 points194 points  (8 children)

Why hasn't porn caught on to this trend yet. This would make a great skit.

[–]daocarDLobster Fornicater 🦞 31 points32 points  (7 children)

What you mean by that

[–]HuntingDragon438 80 points81 points  (3 children)

beat saber sex

[–]daocarDLobster Fornicater 🦞 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Saber sex

[–]Monkey_Penis36 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Saber Fight

[–]TheGoldenDragon0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Porn, but it’s just a guy playing beat saber

[–]PumpkinSpikes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Twerk vaccine

[–]daocarDLobster Fornicater 🦞 196 points197 points  (1 child)

Yeah brother, gimme more o' that Pfizer I need the hyperboost to beat this level.

[–]Little06man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂😂🤣

[–]YourLocalSeven11 124 points125 points  (2 children)

The sudden loud beat saber music scared the shit out me

[–]lonelyuglyautist 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Scaredy cat

[–]TheJMJConspiracy2002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dawg Beat Saber himself made this

[–]ThisSiteIsGarbo 237 points238 points  (29 children)

Imagine getting a terrible reaction and you say to yourself “I’ve got to post this. This will show everyone that it isn’t as safe as they said. I can be the proof�

And then Twitter just slaps a “this user is fucking lying� tag right on your post Lmao

[–]_______BLANK________ 118 points119 points  (15 children)

Sadly I think that fuels them. They would say that OH I TOLD YOU THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SILENCE US

[–]Scheibenpups 25 points26 points  (14 children)

Yeah but since Elon released the documents detailing the involvement of the FBI in twitter and that the FBI DID tell them what to silence and what not to. You were trying to make a joke when in reality it happened and there is plenty of evidence.

Edit: An exactly example is that twitter were asked to directly downplay any posts mentioning Hunter Biden. Not trying to get political at all BUT this is true and has been independently verified. And yes they did have the FBI tell them what covid posts to silence and which not too. It’s a really sad reality we live in.

[–]Gordon__Slamsay 12 points13 points  (8 children)

It wasn't really "any posts mentioning Hunter Biden" it was pretty specifically the issue of nude pictures/videos leaked without consent. Which isn't evidence of some massive corruption, (except for the fact that they actually complied with that request in a timely manner because he's important) it's just pretty normal TOS stuff. I'm no fan of the Democratic Party, but let's not exaggerate here.

[–]JAREDPALMEROFFICIAL 11 points12 points  (3 children)

shhhh they don't like the truth

[–]Scheibenpups -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Who is they

[–]JAREDPALMEROFFICIAL 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have no idea.

[–]AutumnTheFemboy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idiots

[–]AutumnTheFemboy 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Fr my man got his dick pics leaked and the fbi had to get involved in protecting his privacy from the cock hungry republicans, and then the republicans turn around and cry censorship

[–]Gordon__Slamsay 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If "cock hungry Republicans" isn't a band already it should be.

[–]Scheibenpups 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Sadly I’m not exaggerating there is a New York Post article about it here

Edit: Here is another article from CCN where they also wrote about the executives kinda admitting it here

Edit 2: Also I don’t believe it’s anything to do with the democrats in particular and more of an issue governments and people in powerful positions doing whatever the hell they want whether democrat or republican

[–]Gordon__Slamsay 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The New York Post is a tabloid that should not to be taken seriously and I just looked at the CNN article and nowhere does it say anything about any real collusion? In fact, the conclusion reached by the article would seem to be that it's a small number of employees that make these decisions. Seems like (at worst) the government briefed Twitter that this shit was about to happen, (as they should regardless because it's important information for them to know) and they did with that what they felt best according to the TOS.

If I'm just misreading it I'd love to see a quote from that article, but from what I read I don't see how that helps your argument.

Edit: I can't spell

[–]deadshot500 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's not really surprising tbh

[–]ongmongchong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah that was messed up can't believe they didn't leave the dick pick up

[–]yaboimankeez 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Shh, you're not supposed to know that. They'll respond in a few hours saying it's false or that the right did it too, leave them be. They aren't ready to realize they were duped yet.

[–]Scheibenpups 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sure in this case Twitter used to be democrat fanboys but I’m sure the republicans have had similar underhanded methods to suppress people’s opinions we just haven’t heard about them in as much detail (or I am unaware since I am not from the US)

[–]Pafrisoreoncemore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fake news smh..... (joke bc i know for a damn fact someone is going to get on my ass if i dont say its a joke)

[–]kingofclubs16Haven't Payed Taxes Since 2005🤣🤣 69 points70 points  (5 children)

if she really was shaking this bad, the footage would be unwatchably shaky

[–]PumpkinSpikes 1 point2 points  (6 children)

You say this like the doctors, nurses, and on site vaccinators who confirm the shaking and do the reporting don't exist

[–]goodmobileyTrump is our SaviourðŸ™?ðŸ™? 14 points15 points  (3 children)

It seems to me like he’s saying she did have that reaction

[–]PumpkinSpikes 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Nah, he only said imagine. The problem I'm having is that you don't post shit to Twitter as proof you go to the doctor to be proof.

[–]createdbcsuspended 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm not saying you're wrong, but I sure would like to see your proof

[–]PumpkinSpikes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao what? The problem I'm pointing out is is that the woman just posting this online is insufficient proof.

[–]NoHeccsNoFricks 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Somebody gotta do this with those dead by daylight montages where they spin

[–]InstructionLower6941 61 points62 points  (0 children)

These Pfizer vibrators ain't no joke

[–]Ok-Quit-3020 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Legs vibrating while holding the phone perfectly steady

[–]Batskull2001 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Love how twitter instantly debunked the false info 😂

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Music is Spin Eternally by Camellia

[–]Biggest-Bannana-ManCorrupt Government Banana ðŸ?Œ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i love how as soon as she takes of the blanket her legs fly into the air to catch more camera time

[–]_Denzo 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I frequently have shaking like this and I can say this looks fake af looks comparable to someone faking a seizure

[–]Gabasneitor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I went to her twitter out of curiosity her whole account is either anti vax stuff or how the vaccine “destroyed�her life

[–]QuarterlyTurtle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bro she got the Pfibrator

[–]Student-Final 7 points8 points  (0 children)

FOR FREE ??????????

[–]Kooky-Ad9539 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks Obama.

[–]OddNovel565 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Put the vaccine away Walter

[–]-Oreo_Cake- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn I need a quest

[–]Darkpurplebee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN

[–]beanz00_Haven't Payed Taxes Since 2005🤣🤣 4 points5 points  (0 children)

side effects: becoming cracked at beat saber

[–]helloimracing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

is that spin eternally? on normal?? wtf

[–]Almonexger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gamer juice in a single vaccine

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why was she shaking

[–]senor-calcio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That song gets hard

[–]BlackSkeletor77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

all you got to do is shake off the shakes, quit being a bitch and move on

[–]Ry-World 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's spinning eternally

[–]men-fucker 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Reminder that pfizer made viagra at one point.

Suddenly the post makes more sense dunnit

[–]MysticalNarbwhal 4 points5 points  (2 children)

No? Do you shake when you take Viagra, my guy?

[–]men-fucker 2 points3 points  (1 child)

She was on the recieving end... Of...

[–]SecondButterJuice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I have the sauce of that sick beat saber video?

[–]Relative-Arm-1287 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I mean the vaccine be giving people, heart attacks, and blood clots so

[–]UKLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, since this vaccine came out in my region a lot of people have been dying of heart attacks, I mean 70%+ more cases of heart attacks, including me some time ago I was feeling some chest pain and heart palpitations, I only got one dose because my parents FORCED me to take that shi, I didn't even wanted to take that vaccine because I've always had an excellent immunological system

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bitch put that blanket back on.

[–]gaydumbass3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally me

[–]BrOkEn_AnViL39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're going crazy with those sabers

[–]THEICEMAN998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love how her spasms get worse ash she takes the blanket off

[–]Crispy_Cremes_Pizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jazz hands

[–]Gasmaskguy101 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Unretarded for a sec guys, is shaking not supposed to happen?

[–]wack_sparrow 6 points7 points  (1 child)

No

[–]Gasmaskguy101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh funny.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yammi feet

[–]Tadano-kunn -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Vaccine

[–]Barroozina -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Didn't Pfizer created Viagra?

[–]CandidateMundane118 0 points1 point  (3 children)

What happens and how does it happen with Pfizer I'm at a loss for this?

[–]blankettripod32_v2 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Loss!

[–]CandidateMundane118 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yep like was it a side effect to it?

[–]dinauzoreTrump is our SaviourðŸ™?ðŸ™? 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vaccine?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The jump scare tho

[–]MEwhenaINTERNETE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/gorillatag : Me when i playing gorilla tag

[–]Comfortable_Rub1184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am also capable of spreading misinformation

[–]NoInitiative8446 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait why more vaccines, I thought Covid was pretty much done