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[–]zaubercore 1556 points1557 points  (18 children)

I hate that now everytime I wake up I make the Windows XP start sound.

Can I have an update please?

[–]JJ_BB_SS 211 points212 points  (11 children)

Nah window xp best 3indows

[–]x_frame 108 points109 points  (7 children)

3indows, not to be confused with 4pple.

[–]SphericalMicrowave 32 points33 points  (1 child)

:3

[–]theelectronic00 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Thrindows and Fapple

[–]cloudcake8 6 points7 points  (3 children)

When the Thrindows and Fapple is Sus!

[–]PepperbroniFrom2B 3 points4 points  (2 children)

bad

[–]criptixo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

weed

[–]PepperbroniFrom2B 3 points4 points  (0 children)

fair enough

[–]Harry_Fraud 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Now that it’s been a while and no ones looking it’s again safe to use Windows XP. I just typed this comment up in Internet Explorer 6 on a Compaq from 2005!

[–]Yoni1857 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're a masochist

[–]inexp_mf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll be the first to tell ya, the next 15 years gonna really suck!!

[–]Bukkake_Monster 172 points173 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the second shot should install an update

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I have is Windows Vista

[–]BlackFireNova 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever my healthcare provider suggests... so nothing. Seems like black people are being euthanized in parking lots by other black people... cure the flu? Thought so.

[–]Silent-JET 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can modify it, but only to clips from Monty Python. There was a deal they made... don’t ask

[–]PurpleDotExe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to ask for an update?

[–]Lemmingmaster64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's strange, I make the Windows 95 startup sound.

[–]n0d0ntt0uchthat 809 points810 points  (10 children)

side effects might include glowing white boarder around you

[–]dovah-meme 302 points303 points  (9 children)

Still respect the fact OP did their best to crop it by hand

[–]GreggeryPeccary03 135 points136 points  (7 children)

Aren’t there plenty of doge pngs out there?

[–]MTPrower 173 points174 points  (0 children)

shhhh

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the sub info has multiple cutout edits of all the characters with different emotions

[–]AxzoYT 38 points39 points  (3 children)

And a tool called magic wand on every image editing program

[–]Justice_Buster 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Le appreciation for feathering the selection before deleting background with magic wand has not arrived

[–]AxzoYT 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Or just feather the object after you magic wand it

[–]Justice_Buster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Before deleting, yeah thats what I meant

[–]dovah-meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s also a lot of fake pngs

[–]GRAIN_DIV_20 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Le PNG has not arrived

[–]lewis_futon 379 points380 points  (6 children)

So you’re saying that the vaccine comes with an Xbox?

[–]Cookie_Boy_14 94 points95 points  (4 children)

It came free with the Xbox, I have the oldest Xbox known to man

[–]aCkadoodledo[🍰] 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Well mine didn’t have it, so fuck off

[–]KirbyDaRedditor169 33 points34 points  (2 children)

YOU HAVE UNO!!!

[–]Tumama787 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I DON’T FUCKING HAVE UNO MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[–]KirbyDaRedditor169 5 points6 points  (0 children)

GO TO THE XBOX STORE AND SEARCH UP UNO AND YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE

[–]MapleTreeWithAGun 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Two apparently, unless doge already had one beforehand

[–][deleted] 118 points119 points  (1 child)

wakes up

checks phone

it is Lumia

[–]Fellowearthling16 20 points21 points  (0 children)

THE GOOD ENDING

[–]jackalboi519 75 points76 points  (9 children)

[–]IIIStrelok 62 points63 points  (7 children)

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Haha no guys use this https://trollface.dk

[–]PurpleDotExe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]El-taquito 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I use PixCut, or crop it myself if necessary

[–]IIIStrelok 2 points3 points  (2 children)

No

Use remove.bg or i remove you from existance

[–]El-taquito 2 points3 points  (1 child)

... ok

[–]IIIStrelok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

good

[–]Diss_Poetry 7 points8 points  (0 children)

alternatively, just use one of the numerous doge png templates in the sidebar

[–]Adventurer32 114 points115 points  (1 child)

The worst part of this is him using internet explorer, everything else at least makes sense.

[–]AlexV348 1 point2 points  (0 children)

edge is okay

[–]i_want_a_cat1563 41 points42 points  (2 children)

As a german i must insist that you mention BioNTech when talking about the Pfizer vaccine. Its the only thing we can be proud of in the pandemic.

[–]adon_bilivit 6 points7 points  (1 child)

That's a german company?

[–]i_want_a_cat1563 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes its from Mainz iirc

[–]ginger2020 72 points73 points  (2 children)

The J&J vaccine microchip is kind of scratchy, but it comes with DOOM and it runs pretty well on my brain

[–]Dragonaax 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Before I will get vaccine the pandemic will be over. Vaccination in Poland goes so slow

[–]death2sanity 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Cheers from Japan. You’d think the country hosting the Olympics would try for a speedy rollout but nooooooooo

[–]RedSynergy2k 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Did y'all have a pretty bad outbreak recently? I saw something on the news about that

[–]death2sanity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’re in the middle of our 4th wave. Numbers going up again, especially in the bigger cities.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

johnson and johnson 😎 *dies from blood clot*

[–]quarantinedsubsguy 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Sputnik V

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I don't understand why people are so scared about the russian vaccине, и хавент нотисед никаких побочных эффектов, слава России, слава Повелитель Путин!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m probably on a watch list for having Google translate that, but it gave me a chuckle. Thank you comrade.

[–]baddie_PRO 12 points13 points  (0 children)

WINDOGE

BOTTOM TEXT

[–]PieNinja314 27 points28 points  (5 children)

What the hell is even happening here

[–]YouTubePoopPoster 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Amogus

[–]Max5923 38 points39 points  (1 child)

bil Gat is the antichrite

[–]horker_meat123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He wint my cat to be windo

[–]burntends97 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Idiots think the virus is a secret conspiracy funded by Bill gates to let him take over the world

[–]-enter-name-here- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bill Gates kindly asked* oxford a while ago to give Astra Zeneca the exclusive rights to their vaccine a while ago instead of making it 'open source' probably because Bill invested quite a bit of money into Astra Zeneca if I remember correctly.

*with money

That it it's just an ironic "Bill Gates brain chip" conspiracy meme

[–]Delayed_Wireless 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I hope I get free Microsoft 365 with the vaccine

[–]Lindaferr92 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You only get the E3 license.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pfizer side effects: permanent erection for over 48 hours. Enjoy.

[–]silverfox400 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Moderna

[–]Mister-Seer 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I’d say Moderna. Pfizer is sketchy at times and they lobby for bullshit

[–]i_want_a_cat1563 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well most of the developement was done by BioNTech, thus the name BNT(some numbers)

[–]drunkbeforecoup 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If any vaccine would give you bill Gates it would AZ considering all the fuckery he is involved with that one.

[–]Mister-Seer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was meaning how they tried to lobby the government to keep exported vaccine prices high

But that too!

[–]The_IKEA_Chair 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So severe that doge gained a white border

Oh no

[–]Loyavas 13 points14 points  (5 children)

i got the J&J one and it gave me the blue screen of death

now my brain runs on linux and it takes 5 minutes to fully load a thought

[–]GNUandLinuxBot 16 points17 points  (3 children)

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

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[–]Diss_Poetry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]whiopsdoops738382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any good games?!

[–]IkonikBoy 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I don't get it

[–]Summerclaw 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Some morons say that Bill Gates created the pandemic

[–]IkonikBoy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's it, I lost faith in humanity

[–]BigDickEnterprise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot more prevalent opinion here in 3rd word shitholes than you'd think

[–]ozzymustaine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Using internet explorer?!

Wtf

That’s a huge bad side effect.

[–]Tomieszek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which vaccine has more frequent updates?

[–]MrGrampton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Moderna and Pfizer are basically the same vaccine except one makes you love Bill Gates irrationally.

Source: experience

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Hell NA my doge ain’t taking no experimental vaccine

[–]death2sanity -1 points0 points  (1 child)

fortunately they ain’t experimental friend.

[–]AuthoritarianParsnip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine thinking this lol

[–]card797 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need to hang some spreadsheets when I get home.

[–]Allen_gamer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

lol im already like that, the vaccine will have no change on me

[–]Live-Ad8154 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree since i got the vaccine two days ago in my country.

[–]dead_waschingmachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IT IS BIONTECT

[–]zombik327 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's why I will use linux based vaccine...

[–]Eiffel-Tower777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got my 2nd Phizer today.  The shots didn't bother me but the side effects...yikes!  I'm feeling a smidge safer though.  My 'safe' date is May 7th... still going to wear a mask most of the time, but I will be dining inside a restaurant on that day.  First time in more than a year.  High 5 everyone ✋🎉🥂

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

There's a 15% chance that some moron will share this on Facebook unironically.

[–]death2sanity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have waaaaay more faith in humanity than I friend.

[–]lamar_in_shades 2 points3 points  (0 children)

le windows have arrived

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say the most horrifying side effect was becoming a badly cropped jpeg but it looks like Doge was suffering from that before he ever got the vaccine 😢

[–]HuntingRunner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]Aggravating_Catch684 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[cool]

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

I got Moderna, and I got horribly sick :(

Choose Pfizer if you have the option

[–]death2sanity -1 points0 points  (4 children)

I mean, I hate it for you, but one experience should not turn anyone away if Moderna is their only option.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

It’s been proven that the side effects of Moderna are more severe for women, and has since released a caution that women should not get Moderna.

[–]Stoneman1979 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do not vaccinate! You don’t know what the long term effects are! Also, if anything happens to you, the manufacturer holds no responsibility!!!!!!

[–]comment_producer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Le png has not arrived

[–]The_Kirby_Express_54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit i have tgat train poster

[–]ToaSuutox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe the vaccine has affected my memory, but i've been using edge on my desktop for over a year now. it's like chrome but preinstalled.

[–]MaxBuster380 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love the detail in the seringe

[–]Yeetz_The_Parakeetz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Bout to get my Pfizer, microchip me daddy Gates. I will be your subservient slave when the end times come

[–]Drythunder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First thing you hear in the morning will be the Windows startup sound.

[–]Imperator_Crispico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I close my eyes I see the Antichrist

[–]GoodDog_168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

J and J

[–]jakethedumbmistake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it the worker or the taxpayer?"

"Yes."

[–]gladysk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An authoritative source, Twitter, said Pfizer is the Prada of vaccines. First jab was Dec 20, second Jan 10. No reaction whatsoever.

[–]Bitbatgaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Le magic wand tool in photoshop has not arrived

[–]braernoch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're living in Microsoft Bob.

[–]PrasunJW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get free Xbox Series Xs? Sign me up

[–]LCRequiem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's quoge babey

[–]SquareKnight697 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer all five to become immortal

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moderna

[–]Cartoons4adults 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol the internet logo is a nice touch. Vaccine indoctrination is how they’ll finally get us to use internet explorer...oops I mean Microsoft E D G E sorry overlords

[–]jayd9001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pepsi or coke?

[–]blisstake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is there a MacBook?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sputnik 😎

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sputnik

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get it

[–]Soren7549 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sputnik

[–]Past0r_Gains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

le perfectly safe COVID vaccine has arrived

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Micklesoft

[–]OhNoBannedAgain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the Pfizer one so now I am stiff peepee

[–]Madmike1172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pick your poison

[–]Sspyrshlsx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are a jpeg, doge

[–]eonyang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Micro and soft? Hey stop staring at my no-no.

[–]Jbusbus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hitler or Stalin?

[–]coolguy7628 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doge

[–]Scythey1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why is no one talking about astrazeneca tho

[–]Fkin_Degenerate6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's shit 🤣👌

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the two Moderna vaccines and I have worked as a nurse around infectious people and travelled internationally and I haven’t had any symptoms. For what it’s worth.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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