Adam Gilchrist

So what would the names of other MLR teams be if Adam Gilchrist was the owner? I poured my entire lunch break into this one. Easily the most productive thing I have done today and likely for this whole week.

New England Gilcider - Hard cider is very popular up there, I am told.

Atlanta Gilcolas - His soft drink brand meant to compete with Coca Cola (headquartered in an RV illegally parked just outside of Coca Cola headquarters)

New York Gil Island Iced Teas - A long island iced tea in a can. Not as good as a real one or a twisted tea. It tastes hella metallic

Houston Giltroleum - Team is entirely funded by an oil refinery he purchased in a package deal with Sabercats ownership and exxon-mobil. Nobody is sure how he was able to pull this deal off, but it is theorized that Adam Gilchrist is proficient with the force and may have been using a Jedi mind trick.

Seattle Gilbucks - A chain coffee shop only offering dial-up internet, and a guaranteed name mispelling. All baristas are unpaid interns.

San Diego Gil Tai - A mai tai in a can. Also not as good as the real version and also tastes hella metallic

Utah Church of Latter Day Gilchrist - He got a pretty good deal on this one, the entire team is free from paying taxes as it is officially considered a religious organization. They pray before the game instead of singing the national anthem.

Nola Gilquiris - It's hard to mess up daquiris, and its extremely easy to sell alcohol to people who live in NOLA (we're all depressed about the city flooding soon), so this one actually turns out to be one of his few successful business ventures profit-wise. The team still can't manage to make the playoffs though.

Gil's Glory DC - The stars are replaced with little pictures of his face and he replaced the red and white stripes with his two favorite colors (b00b69 and 69b00b hex codes) for a laugh

Dallas Gil - its just called Gil because Dallas has no discernable culture or anything making it unique (I did 10 years there, I know)

Chicago Gilort - same story yada yada, in a can, taste bad, also metallic.

Toronto - not gonna lie, I ran out of Ideas, but I'd love to see yall's suggestions.

We have come from the bottom🤘💙🧡

PS: Article is from 2020