There's a fun game to be played in pretending that "A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night" is prequel, an origin story of sorts, to 2013's "Only Lovers Left Alive." If for no other reason than that there is so much promise squandered in this newer film, one desperately wants to imagine both the characters and the film itself growing up some day into something worthwhile. The pace of the two films is similar; but while Jim Jarmusch's captured his lovers in rich, warm color, lush and languorous, this film is merely languid, with characters that come across as pale as, well, a vampire filmed in black and white.
One notable difference: the lovers in "Lovers" had a reason for their lethargy. They were age-old and world-weary, which suffused the film with a contemplative pathos. This vampire has no such excuse: she is, as far as we can tell, young and vibrant. Actually, we don't know that for a fact. We are given maddeningly little information about her in any regard: who she is, where she comes from, even the barest hints about her motivation are all left conspicuously unaddressed. We know she's a vampire because she has sharp teeth, but cinema history is glutted with vampires of all shapes and colors, and a viewer can be forgiven for feeling slighted at being given so few clues about where to place this particular vampire on the spectrum.
What we do know about her, at least, is that she is young enough to be unsure of herself. When one of her targets, meeting her for the first time after an ecstacy-fueled night of dancing, starts to woo her with genuine tenderness, she is caught off-guard. She falls for him, and she seems rattled by it. He is shaken by the experience as well, in the way that only a young lover can be. They banter back and forth, they court, she tries to warn him off by vague allusions to "bad things" she has done in the past (he isn't even slightly curious about what kind of things she means, which might explain why the director thought his audience wouldn't be all that interested either). Eventually, through a series of events so contrived they make the whole "vampire" element seem mundanely plausible in comparison, the young man is confronted with the full horror of his new love's crimes, and...he kind of just shrugs it off. Oh well, he says without words. My new girlfriend's [SPOILER ALERT!!] a vampire that just killed my dad, guess it's time to drive off into the sunset without talking about it.
About that whole "not talking" thing: this movie is stingy to a fault with dialogue. This movie is a sparse as "Lovers" was luxurious, and that's a bad thing. The performances are all top notch: the male lead Arash (Arash Marandi) is by turns full of smoldering fury and disarming charm. The Girl (played by Sheila Vand, I realize now that she is never actually given a name in the movie) is appropriately, unsettlingly feral. But too often we are asked to infer or guess things about the characters that really would be better clarified. The movie's climax suffers in particular: we can assume that there is some inner turmoil at the final, horrid revelation. Arash stops and exits the car they are sharing, and gets out, and we expect an explosion, or a passionate forgiveness, or...anything really. What we get is nothing. He gets back in the car, and they start driving again off into the moonset. No words are exchanged, just some last, artsy shots of the cat that they're dragging along, and the movie finally becomes the perfume commercial it's been flirting with for 90 minutes.
About that cat. IMDB trivia has this nugget of info:
"The cat (Masuka) was not originally written in the script but Amirpour was so impressed by his skills that she put him in the film."
This one catnip-flavored tidbit summarizes so much that is found wanting in this film. It does indeed feel like somebody took a halfway-interesting coming-of-age/monster-movie mashup, slapped on some needlessly formal "artistic" touches, and walked away patting themselves on the back, impressed with their own cleverness. This is the kind of movie that people make fun of when they make fun of pretentious "art house" fare. There are many shots that seem portentous, but aren't, hinting at interesting connections that are then never connected. Early in the film, we see Arash's junkie father sticking a needle between his toes. Later, a scene where Arash notices that The Girl's ears aren't pierced, and he, ironically, ends up piercing her. These are fun ideas, hinting at some kind of thematic resonance that never materializes. And that damn cat. So many strategic close-ups of the cat seem to want us to make a connection between this animal, and the wide-eyed hunter that The Girl is. But what does that connection mean? How far are we to take the simile? Because we are told so little about The Girl's past, and shown such a shallow cut of her present, such questions remain like the rest of the movie: an interesting exercise in guesswork.