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[–]ap132143 890 points891 points  (41 children)

I can’t believe there was a possibility to make Kody’s hair look even more ridiculous

[–]Purpledoves91 546 points547 points  (17 children)

That is a full blown skullet.

[–]Double_Analyst3234Cereal. its a snack not a mill!! 332 points333 points  (6 children)

I had to make it my profile pic 😂😂

[–]katcoop84 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I laughed out loud that’s so brutal. 👏

[–]Far-Parking-7580 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Love it! 😁👍🏼

[–]Double_Analyst3234Cereal. its a snack not a mill!! 23 points24 points  (1 child)

He is so purty

[–]ObiShaneKenobi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Vain isn’t a word I use often, but with Grody it fits

[–]Generous_HustlerPuhleease she abandoned MY ass 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha 🤡🤡🤡

[–]QueasyAd4992 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m dead. 😂 lmao

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Skullet ☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂

[–]biggiesmalltits 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I laughed way too hard at that 😂😂😂

[–]Vast_Ad6506 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hahaha!!! Omg that's perfect!!!😝

[–]Madameovariezz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Made me instantly chuckle after reading this comment.

[–]hc600 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Viserys vibes

[–]Embarrassed-Bet-97 156 points157 points  (8 children)

He's looking like he's ready to audition for Pennywise in "It"

[–]MindlessCoconut 40 points41 points  (6 children)

He’s giving me Buffalo Bill vibes!!

[–]Daisy0890 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Oh my God! I could see Kody going crazy feeling like he’s losing control, so he decides to put someone in a giant hole. Maybe that’s why they got that big, isolated property. Lol

[–]badOedipus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's only after he's done pulling his hair out.

[–]BubbaChanel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dancing in front of a mirror… “Ooooh ooooh ooh…”

[–]SweetsXIII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huh, when I look at Buffalo Bill I say he gives me Kody vibes.

[–]curlygirlynurse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Too creepy

[–]mumtog77 87 points88 points  (1 child)

Robyn, your husband! Woof 🥴

[–]threebeansalads 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This comment made my day! Lol

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 69 points70 points  (1 child)

I loved the photo so much. If it was a little bit more in focus it would be perfect! I will have to be ok with it just being really really good.

[–]jet050808Christine’s “Square Hole” 🍑 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That’s not Kody. It’s Sideshow Bob!

[–]Simply_Serene_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Beetlejuice!

[–]Roadgoddess 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I also came here to praise OP for using that photo of Krusty! Just imagine that thing humping and pumping on top of you! UGG

[–]KrabbyNatty 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Nooooo…I didn’t need that visual in my brain!!! 😭😭😭

[–]Roadgoddess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bahaha

[–]kdd20Kody’s flat tire. 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I laugh whenever I see this photo of him. I’m sure he wants it removed from the internet.

[–]No_Butterscotch_4907 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean the sperm donor. How perfect is that?!

[–]the_bribonic_plaguehis hair is 🌠cwispy🌠 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to tell Mrs. Kickstand about this photo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–][deleted] 228 points229 points  (14 children)

He just kept alternating knocking up Christine and Janelle lol.

[–]ludawg61 106 points107 points  (12 children)

So true. I’m not a Meri fan but yikes that has to be crazy. She still has time. Run Meri Run

[–]TRLK9802 204 points205 points  (6 children)

And she was the first wife and couldn't get pregnant, then the other two had kids before she did. That had to be absolutely brutal. Years of infertility is painful enough, but to simultaneously watch as your husband knocks up two other women? Horrible.

[–]sanguinesecretary 100 points101 points  (1 child)

This is why I will always have a little grace for Meri and how she treated them years ago. I’m sorry but almost anyone would have a mental breakdown if they were in her shoes. It would take everything I had in me to not be lashing out constantly.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They weren’t kind to her about it either

[–]ludawg61 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Exactlyyy. It hurts my soul just thinking about it. No wonder she’s resentful. I really hope she gets out of this relationship before it totally eats her alive.

[–]kg51113 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Janelle was already pregnant with Maddie by the time Meri gave birth. Aspyn, Leon (Mariah) and Maddie were all born the same year. It's just that Maddie's birthday is later so she was a year behind her siblings in school. Mykelti was born about a year after Leon.

[–]CBC1345 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My best friend has gone through multiple rounds of IVF trying to get pregnant. She's in therapy because it's been so traumatic and heartbreaking. I can't IMAGINE her having to see her husband have babies with other women. @ me but I go easy on Meri because I think she has a lot of unresolved trauma before the catfishing even happened.

[–]3eyedfish3empty bank account of love 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I always thought Mer not getting knocked up by Johnny Appleseed is really what precipitated his “testimony” to take on another wife all of a sudden.

[–]PeopleCanBeAwful 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Imagine how proudly he must have strutted around when he had 2 or even all 3 pregnant at the same time.

[–]ludawg61 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ewwww but you’re so right! Thinking he’s the man. Yuck makin me cringe imagining it

[–]livindagoodlife 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Honestly, at this point it's her own fault. Idk why she went back in the first place she had one foot out the door!

[–]ludawg61 19 points20 points  (1 child)

She’s trying to be a martyr. Like woah is me I tried everything I should be praised. But you can’t be the victim of your own design. You helped create the problem your not a saint for taking these hits as a result. Everyone sees right through it.

[–]katecrime 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She also didn’t seem to participate much in raising the first bunch. Or if she did, we don’t hear about it, or see old photo snaps like we do of Christine surrounded by/feeding/teaching them.

[–]MissProfessor 295 points296 points  (4 children)

Very cool breakdown of their family tree. Your inclusion of the ‘Sperm Donor’ is hilarious!

[–]ionlyjoined4thecats 68 points69 points  (2 children)

Woah. Of the original 3 wives, they went 1 boy, 4 girls in a row, 4 boys in a row, 4 girls in a row. Strange pattern.

[–]SLFizzy7Dude, you're not even on the lease 62 points63 points  (1 child)

Wow. Poor Logan. He must have been exhausted.

[–]skaterape 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Settle down, Johnny Appleseed.

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Here is the updated family tree.

Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/TLCsisterwives/comments/xyqx43/sister_wives_family_updated/

Thank you for all the awards :D

  1. There were errors in the original, apologies, the internet lied. Garrison & Paedon, Brianna & Savanah are too close to get correct and the internet agrees.
  2. Leon has their Instagram announcement referenced.
  3. I made the biological father for Dayton, Aurora and Brianna clearer, at least I think I did.

To answer some questions:

  1. The numbers are in order of birth, i.e. 1st, 2nd, 3rd.

  2. The order is birth order for all members of the family. Although sperm donor consistently took actions which undermined the harmony of the combined family, none of the children are to blame or should be less valued for this.

  3. To those that say sperm donor isn’t a sperm donor and may actually be a father to Robyn’s children- I disagree because: a) I think recent episodes prove he is a pretty poor father to all. b) We all know sperm donor plays favourites everywhere. I think there is a very good chance that Robyn’s two younger children are heavily favoured by sperm donor, compared to Robyn’s three older children. Playing favourites is toxic in a family at all levels.

  4. The picture of sperm donor is real, or at least not altered by me. It is a picture of sperm donor with a thin head band holding his hair out of his face. I believe how horrible this photo is, promoted the vain sperm donor to change from headbands to visors.

[–]rubberstamped 137 points138 points  (21 children)

I think it’s super intersting to see how the first children from each mom haven’t had children yet. But the second born adult children have. I hadn’t realized that.

[–]TheDelta88 223 points224 points  (18 children)

I wonder if it’s because the oldest kids were so parentified and have delayed/decided not to have kids.

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 134 points135 points  (2 children)

I think you are absolutely correct. Logan and Aspyn have had plenty of parenting experience. Aspyn in particular would carry so much pain over Truely becoming horribly sick when it wasn't her responsibility. It was Kody's. I'm sure him not taking that responsibility (because when does he ever do that) has not helped Aspyn either.

[–]kpossible0889 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’m at that episode in my rewatch. Cody’s incompetence is staggering. At the very least to make all of his able children contribute instead of just putting it on Aspyn. Madison doesn’t lift a finger ever.

[–]Brianas-Living-RoomCap In Hand 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It was on both Kody AND Christine. Christine knew Tru was still sick when she got home from SF but instead of taking her to the ER, they went cake tasting for the stupid fucking pointless commitment ceremony cult signing, and delayed Tru getting medical attention even longer. Aspyn had no idea what she was looking at or how to handle Tru because she herself was a kid, not an adult or a parent, Kody and Christine were. Should Kody have been making sure Tru had been taking in fluids more, absolutely but it was 100000% negligent for the moms to leave 16 kids on one adult. Grossly negligent to the highest degree. This is the reasons Aspyn did not want to live with Christine again, she said she was tired of being the sister mom and raising her siblings and jus wants to be their sister and it causes her to fight with Christine.

No matter how much the Christine fan base tries to forget her role in Tru almost dying and solely put it on Kody, i’ll always be here to remind yall lol.

[–]kpossible0889 33 points34 points  (13 children)

I’ve been doing a rewatch and I just got to the episode where the wives go to San Fran. Cody is taking care of the kids while the wives are gone, and it’s pretty damn clear Aspyn does everything for him. She even says, and Christine agrees, Aspyn does everything and runs the house. Leon (then Mariah) is the same age and isn’t shown once. Madison and Mykelti are shown multiple times just sitting around, making excuses for not helping.

Then we know Truely gets sick and how that goes. Don’t blame Aspyn one bit for delaying parenthood. She had a childhood of parenting her siblings.

Logan and Michelle aren’t married yet, just built a house, finished educations, etc so it will be interesting to see how they plan their family once they get to that point.

[–]kxa24 27 points28 points  (2 children)

In Mykelti’s defense, she was holding Truely a lot in these clips, especially in a comforting manner. I think Christine even mentioned Truely sleeping in Mykelti’s bed. Remember, these girls are in high school and from Aspyn’s comments, it sounds like they were raising concerns but “no one was taking it seriously” - Kody both relies on them (calling Aspyn 16 times in one afternoon) but has absolutely zero respect for them. I wouldn’t be bending over backwards to help either.

[–]kpossible0889 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Oh for sure. Mykelti does 10x more in the family than Madison. She is never shown helping. Just bitching and giving snide remarks.

I’m honestly surprised that experience didn’t take kids off the table for Mykelti too! But she and Tony did at least wait and not pop them out ASAP.

[–]Brianas-Living-RoomCap In Hand 19 points20 points  (6 children)

But why is Aspyn running a house? That’s on Christine. We can’t pick and chose when it’s Kody’s fault and when it’s not. When the kids are being good, when they turn out well, Christine gets credit. When the kids are racist, homophobic, and parentified, that’s on Kody. Yet saying “Kody wasn’t around”. So who gets the blame for how shitty they turn out or the bad things that happen? So he’s blamed when things go wrong while also accused of not being around. No no no no no. Christine is a huge reason why Aspyn and Mykelti were parentified and that’s wrong to do. Janelle and Kody parentified the hell out of Logan. There’s no excuse why this kid was 15-16 yo getting up at 5am making siblings breakfast like a 36yo dad

[–]CBC1345 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Especially when their 36 yo dad was IN THE HOME. Kody couldn't get his lazy ass out of bed to feed six of his kids who lived in the same house. At least Janelle legitimately needed to be at work.

[–]Brianas-Living-RoomCap In Hand 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But Janelle purposely left early enough where she didn’t need to cook breakfast and came home late enough where she didn’t need to cook dinner or do homework

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

But he did get up every morning, to say goodbye to Janelle, he would then go to Meri's to shower and then to Christine's so she could make him breakfast.

[–]CBC1345 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well sure. Kodys gotta take care of Kody. Thank god daddy Logan was around to pick up the slack!

[–]soihavetosay 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Michelle donated one of her kidneys to someone. I don't know how that effects carrying a baby to term, but makes me wonder if they've already decided not to have kids

[–]SnooPickles8893 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WOW 😳 as someone who is actively trying to avoid a transplant, l have SO MUCH respect for Michelle!!!

[–]kpossible0889 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh wow! That is such an unselfish amazing thing to do!!

I don’t think donating one would impact ability to have a child like having a transplant would, but I could be wrong. Either way, I hope they do whatever makes them happiest! Being parents isn’t for everyone. Our society doesn’t quite see it that way yet though.

[–]rubberstamped 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly my thought

[–]invisible_for_this 85 points86 points  (4 children)

This is the only picture of Kody I want to see

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

agreed. Yeap I just wish it was a little bit more in focus- just a little. I want to be able to see that he is wearing a hairband that is making him look worse than bald.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Is that a real pic?

[–]ispeak_sarcasm 146 points147 points  (4 children)

I love the hideous bald pic for Grody!! 😆😂

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 83 points84 points  (1 child)

This picture might be the reason we see him in less hairbands these days and more sun visors!

[–]SnooBananas7856 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Which look equally ridiculous....

[–]FancyAdult 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Gosh, it’s absolutely horrible. I love it.

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here is the updated family tree.

Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/TLCsisterwives/comments/xyqx43/sister_wives_family_updated/

Thank you for all the awards :D

  1. There were errors in the original, apologies, the internet lied. Garrison & Paedon, Brianna & Savanah are too close to get correct and the internet agrees.
  2. Leon has their Instagram announcement referenced.
  3. I made the biological father for Dayton, Aurora and Brianna clearer, at least I think I did.

To answer some questions:

  1. The numbers are in order of birth, i.e. 1st, 2nd, 3rd.

  2. The order is birth order for all members of the family. Although sperm donor consistently took actions which undermined the harmony of the combined family, none of the children are to blame or should be less valued for this.

  3. To those that say sperm donor isn’t a sperm donor and may actually be a father to Robyn’s children- I disagree because: a) I think recent episodes prove he is a pretty poor father to all. b) We all know sperm donor plays favourites everywhere. I think there is a very good chance that Robyn’s two younger children are heavily favoured by sperm donor, compared to Robyn’s three older children.

Playing favourites is toxic in a family at all levels.

  1. The picture of sperm donor is real, or at least not altered by me. It is a picture of sperm donor with a thin head band holding his hair out of his face. I believe how horrible this photo is, promoted the vain sperm donor to change from headbands to visors.

[–]Lex_Loki 84 points85 points  (4 children)

I thought oh no Christine has 6 kids, Janelle has 6 kids, then Robyn has 5 kids. But then Meri has 1 kid so it's 6 again and my brain is happy. 🤭

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 46 points47 points  (1 child)

I love an even, grouped number myself. It makes me annoyed looking at it that I didn't get the spacing between the mum rights. But I thought it was more important to have all the grandchildren.

[–]yobabymamadrama 11 points12 points  (0 children)

100% you nailed this.

[–]LucifersViking 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's because I'd be 666, instead it's 665+1

[–]TisforTrainwreck 35 points36 points  (4 children)

Kody’s hair looks like a cross between David Crosby’s and a clown’s.

[–]No_Agency5595 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Krusty the clown is who I saw

[–]3eyedfish3empty bank account of love 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same!

[–]perceptionsbreak 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It really does! He’s so ‘hair proud’ too.

[–]Rissa-8-2-1 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Ha! Love the sperm donor bit! Exactly what Kody’s relationship is.

But great graph - helpful!

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

thank you :)

[–]Tryitwithbutter 28 points29 points  (5 children)

Omg thank you I always have to explain who’s kids are who’s to my mom 😂

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I know I have two good friends who are fans and I am always explaining who is who.

Now if I could only explain to people the differences between Hunter, Garrison and Gabe so I never have to hear their names used incorrectly and interchangeably again. #signofatrueaddict

[–]K80lovescats 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Haha I mix up Garrison and Gabe all the time. I’ve given up lol

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You are not alone.
These days:
* Gabe has long hair and is in college right now as far as we know, We saw him being incredibly emotionally mature and articulate talking to his dad on Coyote Pass towards the end of the last season.
* Garrison has shorter hair, recently bought a house at the age of 22/23! He works in construction and was/is part of the national guard. He was present for some of the same chat (b/w Gabe and Kody mentioned above) but he went to work before it ended. In the seond most recent episode he is the one with the "narcissistic attitude". Where he called Kody and told him he doesnt want a relationship with him anymore.

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

dm me for the .pdf if you want :)

[–]lasagna987 27 points28 points  (4 children)

Wow this is great! I can’t believe I’ve been watching this show since the beginning and I always thought Maddie was the oldest.

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 33 points34 points  (2 children)

I get how you could think Maddie was second oldest.
But if you have watched from season one how did you forget that Logan ("the only adult in the room") was the oldest?
In season one he is cooking breakfast for his five younger siblings.

But I completely understand thinking Maddie was older than Aspyn and Leon.

[–]lasagna987 31 points32 points  (1 child)

I think I got confused since Maddie was the first to get married, and also how she seems to be favored over the other kids. Just forgot, it’s a lot of kids to keep track of!

[–]HerCacklingStump 26 points27 points  (7 children)

Christine's kids' names are very Utah/Mormon.

[–]ionlyjoined4thecats 14 points15 points  (5 children)

This is how I remember whose kids are whose. All of Christine’s kids have unusual names and/or spellings. Janelle’s kids have fairly classic names.

[–]Special-Cow9820 8 points9 points  (2 children)

As a Brit, hearing Janelles kids names referred to as classic is pretty wild! To my ears all the brown kids have unusual names. Gabriel, Gwen and Ysabel are the only brown kids names you’d ever hear over here. Maddie as well but only as a nickname for madeleine, not madison.

[–]ionlyjoined4thecats 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe not “classic” but more “normal.” I’ve met people with all those names except Garrison (whose real first name, to be fair, is Robert).

I’m pretty sure Maddie’s name is Madison, fwiw.

[–]monsteraroots 23 points24 points  (2 children)

‘Take my strong hand’ Ifykyk

[–]monsteraroots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s from a spoof movie called ‘Scary Movie 2’. He looks like the guy in it. here’s a link

[–]CamillaBarkaBowles 20 points21 points  (4 children)

That is too many children for a very ordinary man

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Well now with recent seasons we know his role was really only ever sperm donor.... so its not that hard to have 15 orgasms.

[–]HarbourJayKay 10 points11 points  (1 child)

😂 so true!! And let’s face it. There was only 15 because I’m sure he’s not a ladies first kind of guy.

[–]SnooGiraffes3591 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or....ladies EVER. I shudder to imagine it but figure that at least with the OG 3 the transaction is very handmaids tale

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 36 points37 points  (3 children)

I made this for Youtube channel Nikki Haverstock here htps://www.youtube.com/user/RancherNikkiAs a huge sister wives addict I can say with authority that Nikki Haverstock is one of the best commentary channels. I like their dynamic. ("Sperm Donor" is from John Haverstock on the channel)

Sister Sister Wives is my favourite podcast, followed by Surviving Sister Wives

[–]ceruleanskies001 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I don't see Sister Sister Wives mentioned enough. I live for their commentary.

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed. They have the opinions I want to hear!

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Awesome graph. Dunno about Kody, but you're doing gods work.

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here is the updated family tree.

Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/TLCsisterwives/comments/xyqx43/sister_wives_family_updated/

Thank you for all the awards :D

  1. There were errors in the original, apologies, the internet lied. Garrison & Paedon, Brianna & Savanah are too close to get correct and the internet agrees.
  2. Leon has their Instagram announcement referenced.
  3. I made the biological father for Dayton, Aurora and Brianna clearer, at least I think I did.

To answer some questions:

  1. The numbers are in order of birth, i.e. 1st, 2nd, 3rd.

  2. The order is birth order for all members of the family. Although sperm donor consistently took actions which undermined the harmony of the combined family, none of the children are to blame or should be less valued for this.

  3. To those that say sperm donor isn’t a sperm donor and may actually be a father to Robyn’s children- I disagree because: a) I think recent episodes prove he is a pretty poor father to all. b) We all know sperm donor plays favourites everywhere. I think there is a very good chance that Robyn’s two younger children are heavily favoured by sperm donor, compared to Robyn’s three older children. Playing favourites is toxic in a family at all levels.

  4. The picture of sperm donor is real, or at least not altered by me. It is a picture of sperm donor with a thin head band holding his hair out of his face. I believe how horrible this photo is, promoted the vain sperm donor to change from headbands to visors.

[–]invitelove 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Kodys hair 💯 love what you did!

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Thank you for the positivity but I just found one of the worst photos I could and used it. There were a few options. I didn't edit it.

I think this is when he transitioned out of headbands and into the visors we see today.

[–]readsomething1968 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Into the visor season of life

[–]Generous_HustlerPuhleease she abandoned MY ass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He is so so gross!

[–]trashtvtalkstome86 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I've watched since the beginning & idk why I always thought Leon was the 2nd born, I didn't realize Aspyn was older wow I thought I knew it all ab this family lol

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought Leon was second too until I started reading their book. (I haven't finished, there is only so much reading of them I can take). Meri talks about being understandably devastated when Christine got pregnant straight after Kody and Christine got married.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

This looks like it was really fun to make

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

actually it was really fun. It kept me cheerful after being sick for way too long.

[–]shutupmeg42082 10 points11 points  (2 children)

What’s wrong with that hairline on kody

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He has what looks like a headband holding his hair down and out of his eyes. I think this photo might be why he is in visors all the time now.

[–]kg51113 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Breanna is older than Savanah and I think Garrison might be before Paedon.

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I got them all from the net so they could be wrong.

  1. Paedon Brown Date of birth 7 August 1998 (age 24 years) and Garrison.. oh you are correct!!! Garrison's DOB is online as both April 10, 1998 and October 31, 1998. And this article (https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/sister-wives-janelle-brown-son-garrisons-birthday-amid-kody-drama/) indicates that April is correct. Even though they list a different day.
  2. Breanna is 10th July 2005 and Savanah is December 7, 2004. So they are in the correct order

I can't change this image so I will just post an updated version. Thanks for letting me know.

[–]kg51113 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Breanna graduated in June this year. Savanah is currently a senior. According to Robyn's Instagram, Breanna was born in April of 2004.

I don't always trust the internet because people put incorrect information out all the time. All of the moms have social media, even if they're not currently active. You can usually scroll far enough back to find a post for each kid's birthday with their age listed and do the math.

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah you are correct. I found an old birthday post for each. I will fix tomorrow but not a huge error.

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here is the updated family tree.

Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/TLCsisterwives/comments/xyqx43/sister_wives_family_updated/

Thank you for all the awards :D

  1. There were errors in the original, apologies, the internet lied. Garrison & Paedon, Brianna & Savanah are too close to get correct and the internet agrees.
  2. Leon has their Instagram announcement referenced.
  3. I made the biological father for Dayton, Aurora and Brianna clearer, at least I think I did.

To answer some questions:

  1. The numbers are in order of birth, i.e. 1st, 2nd, 3rd.

  2. The order is birth order for all members of the family. Although sperm donor consistently took actions which undermined the harmony of the combined family, none of the children are to blame or should be less valued for this.

  3. To those that say sperm donor isn’t a sperm donor and may actually be a father to Robyn’s children- I disagree because: a) I think recent episodes prove he is a pretty poor father to all. b) We all know sperm donor plays favourites everywhere. I think there is a very good chance that Robyn’s two younger children are heavily favoured by sperm donor, compared to Robyn’s three older children. Playing favourites is toxic in a family at all levels.

  4. The picture of sperm donor is real, or at least not altered by me. It is a picture of sperm donor with a thin head band holding his hair out of his face. I believe how horrible this photo is, promoted the vain sperm donor to change from headbands to visors.

[–]livelaughlove1016 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I’ve been wondering who Leon is. Thanks for the awesome update.

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you are welcome :)

[–]celticchick84 9 points10 points  (3 children)

He isn’t sperm Donor of 9,12 and 15. Although he wishes he was

[–]Abalone-n-cheese 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So does Sobyn. She even commissioned that creepy picture of her 3 oldest when they were little with a young Kody drawn in.

[–]LittleFuzzyThings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is in Robyn’s recreation of history!

[–]MotlehCrue 38 points39 points  (9 children)

I feel like Dayton aurora and Breanna should come in the order in which they came into the family. So whoever was last before Truely (savannah?) then insert Sobyns 3, then truley sol arianna. Bc the kids weren’t there much before Truely was born. That’s my theory and I’m sticking to it 🤣

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 25 points26 points  (7 children)

Yeah, I don't blame any of the kids for any of the mess we have witnessed in the last 12 years. They are to be valued for them not for when they came into the larger family.

Also it is hardly ever talked about but I doubt those three are having a fun time. Kody is awful at having favourites and in that house his favourites are Sol and Ari for sure. It would be so obvious and hard for the other three to see that everyday. Favourites don't benefit anyone in the long run, in my opinion.

[–]SnooGiraffes3591 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I beg to differ. Sol and Ari are a nuisance to him at this point. He likes BABIES. They aren't babies anymore. His favorite, IMO, is Aurora. Because she still acts like he's God.

[–]MotlehCrue 7 points8 points  (3 children)

It’s nothing personal with the kids, I just think of it more like seniority. They started out with zero family bond or family memories w the Browns, like newborns. Having to find their positions as say middle kids, often do. Hence putting them after savannah and before Truely. Just a different way of seeing it.

[–]ionlyjoined4thecats 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They didn’t join the Brown family. The families meshed together (in theory at least). Furthermore, we as viewers met Robyn’s kids the same time we met the other Browns.

[–]elijahs_wood_ 8 points9 points  (2 children)

What do the numbers mean

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Across the page they are birth order from that particular mother and then the numbers are birth order across all the mothers.

[–]chubberbubbers 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I haven’t caught up with the show in a while so this is incredibly helpful.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Please tell me that picture is real and not photoshopped

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I don't think it is because to me it looks like a headband holding his hair down. I'm claiming this photo of him in the headband is why he is always in visors now.

The photo is blurry but I got it from here: https://soapdirt.com/sister-wives-kody-brown-hair-ignites-frenzy-clip-on-man-bun/

[–]Fullofit_opinions_93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He wore his hair that way during one episode either last season or the season before that.

[–]donttakemeseriously3 4 points5 points  (2 children)

This is amazing!!!!! Thank you so much!!!

I really struggle with names. For some reason the only three names I know are Leon, Dayton, and Ysabelle. All the other kids are just a blur to me. This is incredibly helpful!!!

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you are welcome.
I am so addicted I felt I needed to help my favourite sister wives youtube channel out (Nikki Haverstock) and then thought I would share with all of you. oxox

[–]Foreign_Law3727 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Isn’t savannah younger than Bre?

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah the internet in general lied but I found a birthday message for each of them and I will repost tomorrow.

[–]Afraid-Tension-5667 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Kody is out here looking like Gallagher

[–]RegisterMinimum1064 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Who is leon?

[–]Fullofit_opinions_93 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Leon is Meri's only child who came out as Trans/Queer few years back. Their deadname is Mariah. And now uses They/them and answers to Leon or Leo.

Deadname is their pre-transition name(s) that don't reflect their true identity.

[–]armcandybean 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Meri and Kody’s child. They announced a name and pronoun change this year. They go by Leon or Leo, they/them pronouns.

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for my awards!

I will post the correct one after I try to instagram the family and get them to check.

[–]belltrina 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Did Meri have fertility issues?

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

yes, they were trying to three years as a married couple to get pregnant before they got pregnant with Leon. A few years before the show started filming Meri got pregnant again and then miscarried.

They only contemplated IVF once the show started filming in a serious way because they didn't have the money. . . Though this may not be true because if I have learnt anything from this show it is that most of them are very irresponsible with money.

[–]belltrina 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I thought Robyn and kody had a kid together. Man, Australia TV sucks. I need to find a way to get the latest seasons.

[–]talie0612 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Soloman and Ariella are Kody and Robyn’s kids.

The older 3 have a different dad 🙂

[–]SnooGiraffes3591 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way the chart is written, it looks like they're saying all of Robyn's kids are Jessops, but it was supposed to mean just the 3 kids that the words are directly over. Sol and Ari are genetically Kody's.

[–]Steele_frankie 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Awesome pic of the kody haha

[–]_it___me_Shut the f**** up 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Kody's hair looks so f***ing funny😂 I was so engrossed in seeing the birth order of the kids that it was the last thing I noticed lol. TY so much, I needed that laugh

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ahhh that picture of Kody is going to give me nightmares.

[–]celticchick84 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Does anyone else get beetlejuice vibes from that picture of Kody with the hair

[–]medlilove 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wow that's a lot of children

[–]RunRenee 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That windswept hairline on Kody 🤣

[–]Simply_Serene_ 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I’m looking at the Beetlejuice pic of Kody and thinking about how he likes to call the wives “Mrs. Brown” as some sort of treat. But THAT is Mr. Brown. That’s the guy these girls are crying over. One day I hope they look back and laugh

[–]SnooPickles8893 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such an underrated comment 😭

[–]BusterVGiner 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I am just curious of him many of his biological children still have a real relationship and talk regularly.

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

regarding kids: yeah I think only those that are willing to swallow and keep quiet through his word salads and bs.

Here is the updated family tree.

Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/TLCsisterwives/comments/xyqx43/sister_wives_family_updated/

Thank you for all the awards :D

  1. There were errors in the original, apologies, the internet lied. Garrison & Paedon, Brianna & Savanah are too close to get correct and the internet agrees.
  2. Leon has their Instagram announcement referenced.
  3. I made the biological father for Dayton, Aurora and Brianna clearer, at least I think I did.

To answer some questions:

  1. The numbers are in order of birth, i.e. 1st, 2nd, 3rd.

  2. The order is birth order for all members of the family. Although sperm donor consistently took actions which undermined the harmony of the combined family, none of the children are to blame or should be less valued for this.

  3. To those that say sperm donor isn’t a sperm donor and may actually be a father to Robyn’s children- I disagree because: a) I think recent episodes prove he is a pretty poor father to all. b) We all know sperm donor plays favourites everywhere. I think there is a very good chance that Robyn’s two younger children are heavily favoured by sperm donor, compared to Robyn’s three older children. Playing favourites is toxic in a family at all levels.

  4. The picture of sperm donor is real, or at least not altered by me. It is a picture of sperm donor with a thin head band holding his hair out of his face. I believe how horrible this photo is, promoted the vain sperm donor to change from headbands to visors.

[–]texas-sissy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Imagine if they all went after him for child support.

[–]3eyedfish3empty bank account of love 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This needs to be pinned to the top of this group! So helpful, I never remember who’s who.

[–]Mondub_15 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wow, Christine and Jenelle really just bounced back and forth with their pregnancies. Gross. Grody and his dirty dick.

[–]ih8thewrld 2 points3 points  (1 child)

he’s like beetlejuice before his first sandworm encounter

[–]Snowbunny2323Just sittin here 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I never noticed how much Hunter got his mom smile and Ariella smile is to cute. Also didnt realize Janelle and Christine have all the grandkids. Of course they wouldnt want to be a year away from them!

[–]chivonster 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I didn't know two kids were born before Meri had Leon!

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeap,
Logan was born just after Christine came into the family. Then when Christine got pregnant right away with Aspyn it was very hard for Meri for a few months and then she was pregnant herself. :D

[–]drummergirl83 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Did I miss something. Who is Leon?

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Meri and Kody's child changed their name and pronouns a few months ago.
Leon/Leo (they/them) is Meri and Kody's child.

[–]MonkeysInShortPantsRobyn’s red stalking bench 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Meri and Kody’s child. They went by Mariah. They came out as trans, I believe, and prefer to use Leon or Leo now.

Edit: I accidentally used she originally and fixed the pronoun use.

[–]TheDelta88 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Ok Janelle looks fine as hell

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here is the updated family tree.

Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/TLCsisterwives/comments/xyqx43/sister_wives_family_updated/

Thank you for all the awards :D

  1. There were errors in the original, apologies, the internet lied. Garrison & Paedon, Brianna & Savanah are too close to get correct and the internet agrees.
  2. Leon has their Instagram announcement referenced.
  3. I made the biological father for Dayton, Aurora and Brianna clearer, at least I think I did.

To answer some questions:

  1. The numbers are in order of birth, i.e. 1st, 2nd, 3rd.

  2. The order is birth order for all members of the family. Although sperm donor consistently took actions which undermined the harmony of the combined family, none of the children are to blame or should be less valued for this.

  3. To those that say sperm donor isn’t a sperm donor and may actually be a father to Robyn’s children- I disagree because: a) I think recent episodes prove he is a pretty poor father to all. b) We all know sperm donor plays favourites everywhere. I think there is a very good chance that Robyn’s two younger children are heavily favoured by sperm donor, compared to Robyn’s three older children. Playing favourites is toxic in a family at all levels.

  4. The picture of sperm donor is real, or at least not altered by me. It is a picture of sperm donor with a thin head band holding his hair out of his face. I believe how horrible this photo is, promoted the vain sperm donor to change from headbands to visors.

[–]pchandler45 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm dead at that bald pic of Kody 💀😂

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here is the updated family tree.

Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/TLCsisterwives/comments/xyqx43/sister_wives_family_updated/

Thank you for all the awards :D

  1. There were errors in the original, apologies, the internet lied. Garrison & Paedon, Brianna & Savanah are too close to get correct and the internet agrees.
  2. Leon has their Instagram announcement referenced.
  3. I made the biological father for Dayton, Aurora and Brianna clearer, at least I think I did.

To answer some questions:

  1. The numbers are in order of birth, i.e. 1st, 2nd, 3rd.

  2. The order is birth order for all members of the family. Although sperm donor consistently took actions which undermined the harmony of the combined family, none of the children are to blame or should be less valued for this.

  3. To those that say sperm donor isn’t a sperm donor and may actually be a father to Robyn’s children- I disagree because: a) I think recent episodes prove he is a pretty poor father to all. b) We all know sperm donor plays favourites everywhere. I think there is a very good chance that Robyn’s two younger children are heavily favoured by sperm donor, compared to Robyn’s three older children. Playing favourites is toxic in a family at all levels.

  4. The picture of sperm donor is real, or at least not altered by me. It is a picture of sperm donor with a thin head band holding his hair out of his face. I believe how horrible this photo is, promoted the vain sperm donor to change from headbands to visors.

[–]LastMinute9611 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Omg he looks like Chuckie grow up 🤣

[–]14moosPuhleease she abandoned MY ass 1 point2 points  (2 children)

LOVE what you’ve done to the hair. Every time I see his “forelock” blow around I just want to cut it off.

[–]SnooPickles8893 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He did that. If you look closely, he's wearing one of those stretchy hairbands women use to hold their hair back when wearing a face mask. He's ridiculous 😂

[–]ReadingRo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Kody looks like Sideshow Bob

[–]No-Vermicelli3787 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thanks for this

[–]Suspicious-Hat7777I choose the kids! I choose the dogs![S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here is the updated family tree.

Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/TLCsisterwives/comments/xyqx43/sister_wives_family_updated/

Thank you for all the awards :D

  1. There were errors in the original, apologies, the internet lied. Garrison & Paedon, Brianna & Savanah are too close to get correct and the internet agrees.
  2. Leon has their Instagram announcement referenced.
  3. I made the biological father for Dayton, Aurora and Brianna clearer, at least I think I did.

To answer some questions:

  1. The numbers are in order of birth, i.e. 1st, 2nd, 3rd.

  2. The order is birth order for all members of the family. Although sperm donor consistently took actions which undermined the harmony of the combined family, none of the children are to blame or should be less valued for this.

  3. To those that say sperm donor isn’t a sperm donor and may actually be a father to Robyn’s children- I disagree because: a) I think recent episodes prove he is a pretty poor father to all. b) We all know sperm donor plays favourites everywhere. I think there is a very good chance that Robyn’s two younger children are heavily favoured by sperm donor, compared to Robyn’s three older children. Playing favourites is toxic in a family at all levels.

  4. The picture of sperm donor is real, or at least not altered by me. It is a picture of sperm donor with a thin head band holding his hair out of his face. I believe how horrible this photo is, promoted the vain sperm donor to change from headbands to visors.

[–]katecrime 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is great, thanks!

[–]Pappymommy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Interesting how thst there are many adult kids not having children yet. Hmmm

[–]KathyPlusTwins 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is the chart I didn’t know I needed! Thank you for posting.

[–]longlegstrawberry 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It’s sad to see how Aurora, Breanna, Ysabel, and Savannah are all near the same age. Around the same age, but treated totally differently.

[–]TimelyIllustrator413 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thank you. I needed this.

[–]RSinSA 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sperm donor, youth waster...

[–]Deserving-Critic 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Just one minor correction: Breanna is a year older than Savanah. She graduated last Spring and Savanah is currently a senior.

[–]Tupiekit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Good lord those names.....

[–]sickofthehypocrisy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’m sorry they all need to run. Why, wtf is that and why would any of you want it???

[–]Complex_Steak9739 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If you say his name 3 times in a row, he'll return from the netherworld and become the paternal figure again.

[–]Puzzleheaded_Fly9145 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That is a FABULOUS picture of Kidney!

[–]BeautifulGloveRobyn and the Robynettes 1 point2 points  (1 child)

that was a flatteringly kind picture chosen for Robyn

[–]Blitzfalle[🍰] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I always thought that Maddie was older than both Leon and Aspyn, huh. But I guess the difference between them isn’t much so that one would notice.

But it’s interesting to compare the points the oldest kids are at in their lives. Some are married/in serious relationships and some are not; some are having kids, others are waiting or don’t plan on having any. Some are in school, some are establishing a career elsewhere. It’s good to see that there is a mix of different paths and life choices - considering that all the older kids had to support the family’s polygamist lifestyle (as in they were responsible for helping out with siblings, tolerating having a part time father at most, an absent sperm donor who dismissed their health issues at worst) whether they wanted or not - I am glad to see that they all seem to be thriving.