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[–]biskuit089 375 points376 points  (28 children)

2+2 = 4 -1 = 3 quick Mafs

[–]mastershooter77 134 points135 points  (17 children)

d/dx(x2 +2x) = 2x + 2 quick mafs

[–]hmmmmmmmmmmmms 61 points62 points  (8 children)

d/dx(3x4 )(17x)=255x4 not so quick mafs

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (7 children)

∫ 1/(1+x3) dx = ln(1+x3) + c Quick mafs

[–]Klebwoo 26 points27 points  (6 children)

Everyone here doing integration but forgetting to put the + c at the back lol

[–]elliotferrel 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Hmm they love zero

[–]hahadude69Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 9 points10 points  (2 children)

0(x2 +459034/(y+√x)+(r-π÷√20£{78-46+895356-5678+6545*3455}0)

quik mafs

Edit: fixing problem problems

[–]Stevenoo809 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Anyone here got subscription money for Wolfram Alpha? Cause I cannot understand shit

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Symbolab dude

[–]DatWGuyPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first 2 were differentiation smh.

[–]isekaig0dsLurker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my courses this semester has integration in it sub topic.. i always forgot some of the rules xD

[–]Maddoglewis31 51 points52 points  (6 children)

9+10= 21

[–]chickfilabay 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Everyday mans on the block..

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Smoke trees

[–]dima810 15 points16 points  (4 children)

See your girl in the park

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

That girl is an occus

[–]thinkythinke 5 points6 points  (2 children)

And the ting go quack quack quack

[–]heyyitsbecs 5 points6 points  (1 child)

You man were ducking

[–]Asian-boi-2006Halal Mode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hold tight Asnee

[–]_the_dev_il 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I say mans not hot

[–]Henwith_TieBig ol' bacon buttsack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1+1= 3 quick mafs

[–]ich-bin-ein-ogreBig ol' bacon buttsack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every mans on the block, smoke trees

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (10 children)

do you are have stupid

[–]TheDocZen 13 points14 points  (9 children)

Am not! You is

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (8 children)

>:(

[–]TheDocZen 8 points9 points  (7 children)

(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (6 children)

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ ✧゚・: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

[–]TheDocZen 8 points9 points  (5 children)

☆○o・”†ε(´・д・)зε(・д・`)熔・o○☆

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽

[–]TheDocZen 7 points8 points  (3 children)

✍(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

\ (•◡•) /

[–]Kondear 97 points98 points  (6 children)

No u cant do that bruh ;-;

[–]beenbannedbeforelol 48 points49 points  (0 children)

But it was quick.

[–]yuckypizza 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I mean it is r/technicallythetruth

[–]Gregaforce7 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Cum

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why

[–]xSnypeSelling Stonks for CASH MONEY 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Agreed

[–]Gregaforce7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cum

[–]ChickenLover2403 26 points27 points  (0 children)

quik maf, quik meth

[–]YeahThatsRightMan 24 points25 points  (9 children)

It’s Singapore. My final answer is Singapore

[–]Drankmemes194Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Really? I thought it was red triangle

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Red dot

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Grilled cheese. Final answer.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Grilled char siew meat

[–]velvaetalt 1 point2 points  (3 children)

i got spain :/

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

But the "s" is silent

[–]Drankmemes194Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY 0 points1 point  (1 child)

But the “a” is silent

[–]Dovalek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can now use the power of spinjitsu

[–]ayo-bear 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Bro if they usin that logic, America only be 244 years old

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is this correct? Sorry, I'm stupid and too lazy to calculate this myself

[–]ayo-bear 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Quite simple to figure out, but I understand. If you add 24 to 76, you get 100 so 1776+24=1800, 1800+200=2000 and 2000+20= 2020. So 24+200+20=244

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Is it 244?

[–]rouivas1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nah its 2020

[–]C4meraM4nLives in a Van Down by the River 7 points8 points  (9 children)

What's the name of this show?

[–]disappointment-man2[🍰] 15 points16 points  (8 children)

Brooklyn 99

[–]C4meraM4nLives in a Van Down by the River 3 points4 points  (7 children)

Thank you very much!

[–]disappointment-man2[🍰] 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Np. I just finished season 1 and recommend watching it.

[–]C4meraM4nLives in a Van Down by the River 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I will definitely give it a try. I've seen it a couple of times on memes like this one and it looks like I would enjoy it

[–]xSnypeSelling Stonks for CASH MONEY 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve watched this show completely about 5 times and its completely worth it

[–]G0DW1N14 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I had it pop up in my Netflix recommendations. Any description about what the show is about?

[–]disappointment-man2[🍰] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Its a comedy about cops in Brooklyn. If you like the office, you will probably like this.

[–]G0DW1N14 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I just watched it's first two episodes and i gotta man i really liked it. Thanks for the help man.

[–]Optimus4563 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it is really good, season 5s'haloween heist is my most favourite episode

[–]painted_dessert94 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And those are the people who vote

[–]ZeroToNone1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sure was quick

[–]MACHO_MUCHACHO2005 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How did he even pass the academy

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh this is great. What if I told you i faked that tweet and it was photoshopped?

[–]Theassassin17Professional Dumbass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you are have stupid?

[–]duckipn 6 points7 points  (6 children)

thats usa, america is two continents

[–]Drankmemes194Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok then, 2020- 1.8 billion years

[–]Felisanchezsar 3 points4 points  (1 child)

America is a continent

[–]nico_mrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mum's a continent

[–]Econort816Identifies as a Cybertruck 2 points3 points  (2 children)

United states of what? America.

When people mention America the don’t mean the continent, they either say North America or South America.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

United states of Fuckrica

[–]Drankmemes194Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

United States of southeast Asia

[–]LiteratureGoldPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We need more nine nine memes!

[–]incaz57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen here u little shit..

[–]JunhanTheGreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do they even bother tweeting smh

[–]DevelopedDevelopment 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh boy in 6 years it'll be the 250th anniversary of the United States.

[–]Drankmemes194Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The quarter millennia

[–]Chillerinstinct93 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We have buildings in Germany that are older than the US...

[–]GenocideOrPacifistPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

244 I think but I’m not sure

[–]Difas0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technically America is 10020 years old because that’s when native Americans came to it

[–]Jude_memer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If u is 25 u lived through a tenth of u.s history

[–]BongoCatOnReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BuT aMeRiCa Is NoT tHe UnItEd StAtEs

[–]Chrome_Cock69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

f(y)£[237-9027(69+420)7 + m<gh]4738 / [374628*3867st(2649gh+4¥)] = 37357¥[5284gh-3867f(x+y)]

[–]Al-Bine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So what is this movie called

[–]Gaming_Toolz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

224 solved in less than 10 seconds, git gud nub

[–]UltimateWaluigi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The top tweet is edited and the bottom image is just a reaction one. 1/10 bad, forced and unfunny.

[–]StupidIncarnate420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1776 NEW YORK CITY

PARDON ME ARE YOU AARON BURR, SIR?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well he did say "America" and not "The United States of America" which implies he's talking about the continent, he would still be wrong but he wouldn't be quite as wrong

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean it depends I guess, like is america's founding the benchmark or the country forming? In both scenarios they are wrong.

[–]MrDrProfessr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Technically America as a continent is over a billion years old

[–]-BRUH-_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

America =/= The US

[–]4IHAR4 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The Founding Fathers after time travelling to 2020: “STOP THIS REVOLUTION AT ONCE!”

[–]Astrix-II -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Correction it should be quick Meths

[–]ReaperSwordsYt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Da ting go skrrrrrr pop

[–]ilikebigtiteDirt Is Beautiful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

244 years damn thats not a lot

[–]Dopamine05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need more Brooklyn nine-nine memes

[–]RedNeckNoah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna feel real dumb if it’s not 246

[–]Some_Nam3memer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

185828394x0=0

[–]RandomGEOX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do the first 2 digits from the left 20-17=3

Then we do the last 2 digits on the right 20-76=-56

We then bring over from 300 to 200 sooo 100 + -56 = 44

Add them up 200 + 44 = 244

EZ QUICK MATH

[–]Jman1994678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually he was close. If you look closely it’s 2020-i776. Unless there’s a substitute for i then he was close.

[–]Meme1yarddmemer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, no he's got a point

[–]My_Existential_Dread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in 2011, In my history class we were talking about BCE and AD and all that, and suddenly it hit me, and I raised my hand and said "So Jesus died 2011 years ago? “.

[–]Youcef_dib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The quiq math give u the bad answer

[–]DukeSi1v3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, don’t you know how the Puritan Jesus came to America because of um... religious persecution from the church of uhhhh... himself?

[–]duckhundredwastaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

244 I think

[–]Zlegendmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick meths

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2+2 is 4 -1 that’s 3 quick mafs

[–]ArkFade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the thing is America isn’t even 2020 years old.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, technically, if you don’t believe in pangea and it’s split to create the other continents, and also don’t believe in BC, then sure. The continent we call america in modern times is 2020 years old.

[–]FranGarreta 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wait im not American why 1776? Is that like America's independence year or some thing like that?

[–]Pan-tang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

America was not founded in 1776! The Maryland courthouse was built in 1772

[–]xSnypeSelling Stonks for CASH MONEY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NINE NINEEEE

[–]Clementine331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

quick meths

[–]kllurselfpls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

America was founded in the 1000s by Viking’s so take that Chris

[–]ImAPotato987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R/woosh

[–]MARSHMALINEPB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean he’s not wrong it just wasn’t called America

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NINE NINE

[–]tusharsagarI saw what the dog was doin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Who are you. Who are you so dumb in the ways of mathematics ?

[–]cheeryhobbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean america is as old as any other country, it was just discovered after the rest of the countries were.

[–]ValajarSelling Stonks for CASH MONEY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love Brooklyn 99 memes

[–]ljjc_lyndon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't America as old as the world or at least when the native Americans got there in the last ice age?

[–]Skin_Head_Tingcan't meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the vikings discovered and mapped America back in 900 ad

[–]Randomfella263Identifies as a Cybertruck 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The actual land of America has existed for far longer tho to be technical

[–]sachin70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

244

[–]Ok-Nefariousness559 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The answer i gave was calculated, but damn I'm bad at meth

[–]Dan-Tican't meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't remember that scene. Which episode is it from?

[–]ISU3448 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never know If they are trolling or Just plain stupid, i allways think this supposed to be Joke....

[–]Itsamezrlda69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you detective Diaz, I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER.

[–]GrimBugi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I reccoment you to check Alternative Math short film from you tube. The whole film is pretty much this meme.

[–]UrABot07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the name of this show

[–]kjyught 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not math it's meth

[–]lazerift2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

America is 244 years old u did the mafs