Breaking my Reddit silence to kick the bachelor party off right
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Bullshit you are definitely not the person who time or posted the original
Not the jack!
Least you started with giving the dead homies their fill first.
I had similar when I arrived at Magfest heh.. picked up my messenger bag, bottle of blue raspberry vodka fell right out and exploded
At least the svedka survived
Happened to me once. 30 dollar bottle of whisky on a cart filled with other groceries. I just opened my front door, tilted the cart to drag it inside and the bottle just slipped out onto the concrete not three feet from safety.
I wasn't suicidal but in that moment if I died I wouldn't have fought it.
I immediately thought of Superbad when Becca’s bottle with the gold flakes (classy!) smashes on the bus.
Now I want a Jeep just to buy a Jurassic Park tire cover.
I had a two liter glass boot that broke like this when I moved. So sad
Makers?
Vodka was the better save anyways
That's alcohol abuse where I come from.
Poor design by Jeep
Nice save for the vodka
I went with a buddy to the store to get some beer, he bought a 12 pack of bottles. We walked out to go to the car and he dropped it on the ground; breaking almost every bottle. I fell to my knees and screamed "Pourque!?" Good times.
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How do you save the svedka but not the Jim Beam
He sure is sweating a lot about it.
Wait, who is this guy?
Let's put the glass bottle in last! Yeah, right next to the goofy door!
They’re too old to be making that mistake
Ahh the failed foot save. Only on very rare occasions does it actually work, but the attempt is always there.
why would you open the bottom first before the top
Something similar happened to me. I had a Jeep. I had a big bottle of Patron I had saved my spare money for. It happened on my first drive back to my hometown since I had moved away. I parked my Jeep on the driveway at a friends house. When I opened the door to grab our surprise (the biggest bottle of Patron I’d ever seen at the time) the bottle fell out the back door just like this. Except my bottle didn’t break, it landed on the cork and neck part popping the cork out and rolling down the driveway while spilling all of that delicious tequila on my buddies driveway. I was mortified. At the time I didn’t really have the money to be buying the big big bottle in the first place. At any rate we still had a great weekend and there was almost a 1/4th of the contents left by the time we stopped it from rolling.
At least the svendka was saved
You can't just open the top portion first? Seems like lazy engineering.
r/WhyWereTheyFilming
sucks to suck :/
The foot action, though. Almost impressive but definitely comical.
That's what you get for driving a jeep you tool
Could he not have just opened the window first?!
He did bring Jeff Goldblum, though.
That bottle was for the OG's that are no longer with us in the struggle.
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Rookie moves
Yo to be real though most of the big name shitty whiskey companies bottles need a lot less force to break. They use the cheapest thinnest glass. I slipped and dropped a bottle of whistlepig onto the neck of some Jim beam from maybe 2” away if that and the whole thing broke. Shit whisk in shit bottles. Svedka bottles are damn indestructible when full however
Either way it was gonna end up on the ground before the end of the night
I have done this. Bought a handle of vodka so I could get nice and drunk to go to a horrible family Thanksgiving and not be miserable. As I opened the door to get said bottle it fell I kicked at it solely on insinct and sent it flying and smash no more happy juice. Longest Thanksgiving of my life...
House rules my dude, you gottah lick that up
I would have cried
r/whyweretheyfilming
Dead homies, check.
shopping bags?
r/WhyWereTheyFilming
It's snapchat... are you that out of touch?
Why would you snapchat someone opening the trunk of a car though
Because they heard shit rattling around, perhaps someone said "Hmm, something might fall, I hope not" or they wanted to film them opening the trunk to show all the shit they got for a bachelor party.
I can tell you don't use snapchat, I see people post even more dump and completely pointless shit on an hourly basis on there. This isn't far fetched at all.
It's a fraction of the total. Who cares?
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I hear nothing! No silence has been broken.
I went camping in Wisconsin a few years ago and this campsite had a no liquor rule. (We had some but just hid it well.) Well this other group next to us didn't hide it at all while they were setting up camp. The camp ranger guy came by and seen this and made them dump out multiple bottles and cases of beer, it was hard to watch.
This is why you buy one of the many aftermarket boxes (or build one) that goes back there!
I can smell it from here.
what a foo.
I do dig the Jurassic Park wheel cover.
That Jurassic Park spare cover... you will have alcohol on your alcohol filled weekend, won’t you? [tap tap tap]
What the fuck is Reddit Silence?
Is it an unwritten rule in 'jeep land' that everyone must have at least one piece of Jurassic park shit on their car?
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Dude! I loved Hackilton!
I feel like there's a quick moment he is considering licking the alcohol directly from the ground.
That instinctive attempt to save the bottle with his foot ...
I'm so glad i'm not the only person who kicks things that I drop
In Virginia if this happens to you, you can take the broken bottle back to the store, and they'll replace it free of charge of the original seal isn't broken. They might do that in other places too. I think they report it to the wholesaler as broken in transit and they get reimbursed for it. The only people who lose out is the company who makes the liquor.
How much of a dumbass do you have to be to put glass on the bottom
Party foul!!
Dohhhh
Rookie mistake.
how did you get all that in there in the first place?
-source has TJ
It’s a 4 door JK
Not a great first touch on this guy.
It's hard grocery shopping with a Wrangler. We had a gallon of milk fall out and explode when opening the rear door.
What idiot packed that car?
no one gives a fuck, ding dong.
Instant sweat patches
that's why you get a case of beer
I don't drink, was that expensive?
He saved the $18-$25 1.5L handle of vodka at the expense of a $11-$17 750mL bottle of Jim Beam bourbon.
Edit: It may be a $25-$35 handle of Beam, I can't tell due to the cameraman's spasm.
It probably wasn't cheap. It's more the fact the bottle of alcohol broke
Reminded me of my friend who is 6'8 or 6'9 and was dressed up like a pirate for Halloween dropping an entire half gallon of captain morgans.
He needs some deodorant for those sweaty pits
I did this with a single malt once. I may or may not have tried to suck it off the driveway. I would not recommend it.
This is why you always open the glass first.
You can’t,
On the jeep wrangler the glass does not flip up until you open the door because the spare tire holder keeps the glass from opening.
It’s a really stupid design. You literally have to open the gate blindly before you can flip up the glass.
To be fair, the hardtop isn't default on a wrangler, so the vehicle isn't designed around it. I think you can just unzip a soft top to get into it.
Thanks for explaining. I thought not opening the top was even stupider than the bad packing.
I know that in a smart car it's actually different. You have to open the glass part first, before you can open the bottom.
Why were they filming though? 🤔
I presume he was going to take a snapchat of them taking their bottle of whiskey out and having the first drink - but, when he saw it drop, the caption was added in after.
But maybe you are right. It seems strange that people living in the digital age would even consider recording a moment and posting it online, this must definitely be fake. /s
oh yeah, people never film bachelor parties...
Top quality packing effort there.
/worseeveryloop
That’s what you get for driving a Jeep
You'll thank yourself in the morning.
Glad to find this comment. Alcohol is overrated.
“What did we learn?”
not to pack the booze like a brain dead ape. Use coolers or baskets.
if step one is ignored, unload the booze from above.
if steps 1 and 2 are ignored take bottle shard and slice your wrists.
That the glass on those svedka bottles is thick as fuck
I'm pretty sure they're plastic.
r/FunRuined
with a condescendingly long tone at the last word: what did we leeeearn?
r/killthecameraman
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Why? He stays on target while the action is happening. Vertical video and it's a bit shaky but that's still better than not being able to see what's happening.
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I wouldn't say it's an understatement. I've seen far shakier videos than that. Camera man could definitely be more steady but it looks like he's walking around to try to capture the action (as the bottles start dropping out the car).
Who the hell was the one that packed that trunk? And then thought, oh well good enough let's close the door.
r/notmyjob
Probably the guy filming. Hence why he’s filming. He knew!
"Somebody else's problem now"
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That’s a very interesting thought actually because why else would they have been recording? 😂
Oh hi me yesterday putting freezer food away
This is me every time I put freezer food away. Only problem is that somebody is just future me.
Same, same
Probably loaded it with just the top part of the door open then things wiggled about the place during the trip
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Idk. I have a hard top jeep and just open the back windshield and not the door too all the time. Unless I'm missing the joke. Although mine is a jeep liberty so maybe that's the difference?
Seriously? That sounds like a poor choice.
This is the correct answer, buying a jeep was a poor choice. Probably the 'f' model too.
The tire being on the tailgate blocks its upward swing, this is the biggest factor. And there's also no locking/retaining mechanism built into the glass. It's captured by the tailgate.
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates whiskey. Whiskey destroys man. Bride inherits the earth.
God destroys Dinosaurs? I’m pretty sure LeBron destroyed the Dinosaurs
Puddle of whiskey creates dinosaur
Prenuptial agreement screws bride, legal fees mop up the rest.
Well he saves the vodka
You always put the liquor in first...you put it in last...rookie move.
What are you a sophomore? Liquor goes up front for passenger to pour.
Liquor in front, poker in back.
Road pops!
My senior class of high school is graduating next week and I can only imagine this is preceding all the poor decisions that will be made by them.
What do you mean Breaking your reddit silence?
Look at their history
If it means demonstrating what a dumb bastard you are this OP is it.
Ok.
My mans pits sweaty af when he dropped the liquor :(
Probably just finished packing. Dude, I sweat like a pig when I'm hooking up shit behind my tv or computer so I understand...
As someone with hyper hydrosis, I feared this exact comment.
Must be nice when you don't have you worry about it.
Is that the real term for my sweaty ass armpits?
It's a condition that causes excessive sweating, often in a specific part (palms are fairly common as well).
Yes, it's a real thing.
Other factors can also cause excessive sweating: obesity, high blood pressure
Nah fam I'm fat as shit and sweat a lot too lol I wasn't hating - it was just funny to see, like OH SHIT I dropped the liquor!
Palms are sweaty
Since that's Svedka, that broken bottle lots like Dewar's it's only $24 for the handle no biggie
Hey man don’t sweat it
Ya your buddy has got all of us covered in that department
You waited 3 years to post this comment. How do you resist the urge?
Looks like someone went to Costco and just shoved everything into their car without cardboard flats or bags. Might want to invest in some reusable grocery bags for next time.
I love the big insulated bags they carry and they are only like 6.99. I always carry one in my car and just pack everything in there to make less trips.
I see yuengling in there!
I live in Michigan and whenever I go to Ohio I’m always sure to grab some.
Indiana has yuengling!
unfortunately it's pretty gross by the time it reaches indiana. My friends and I LOVE yuengling and drive there from chicago to buy it sometimes. almost always come back disappointed :(
I was the same way when I went to PA before it came to OH. One trip I made I brought back 13 cases. Now, it's like bud light but gives me way worse shits the next day. Once you can have it whenever you want it, it loses it's novelty. I don't think I've drank it in probably 3-4 years now.
As a Pa native it's usually my go-to beer at the bar. Also, yuengs and wings is the best special I've ever had
Did that with a bottle of expensive olive oil couple of years ago. Still not over it!
He probably spends whatever the bottle cost in gas every 3 days. So not a big deal to him.
oof
Recently accidentally did it with the wife's expensive vitamin c moisturizer that needs to be kept in the fridge. It was on the edge of the shelf and fell off when I opened the door too quick. She wasnt happy :-(
Molases. IN the pantry. Everywhere.
I did it with a cheap bottle of Worcestershire.. In my tiny apartment. I will trade you.
Air freshener!
I did it with an expensive perfume my uncle got. Happened a decade ago and the shame is still fresh in my mind.
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Same. Did it with a bottle of coco chanel mademoiselle that I got as a gift.
Must've been some strong perfume
More like it wasn’t!!!!
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Zoop.
I feel like the Jurassic Park them song should start after the glass shatters!
That could have been some dinosaur eggs that had fallen...
How will they know if a T-Rex is coming without that liquid?? RIP
Dadoda doo dooo, Dadodaa
Was really hoping for a “Here ya go!” comment.
Here ya go!
I hate you
The shitty flute version would be nice