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    [–]Milkslinger 137 points138 points  (69 children)

    Had family on TruTV. Can confirm.

    [–]Tataz4u 53 points54 points  (52 children)

    Care to elaborate?

    [–]Milkslinger 131 points132 points  (49 children)

    Not too much, but I will say that I was there with my family member while they were filming, and the producers didn't realize I wasn't just someone from the crowd, and offered me 100 bucks to take my shirt off and start screaming out the door.

    [–]SmellySlutSocket 53 points54 points  (43 children)

    Did you do it?

    [–]Milkslinger 79 points80 points  (42 children)

    Hell no. Then they offered me 300 bucks to go and solicit someone, to which I also said no.

    [–][deleted]  (10 children)

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      [–]capchaos 61 points62 points  (9 children)

      Klondike dammit! "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

      [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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        [–]YohaImKoha 53 points54 points  (3 children)

        To what extent would you abandon comfort for a raspberry scone?

        [–]DrDreampop 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Have you seen how thin them shits are now? I wouldn't do nearly as many things that would have done for a Klondike bar before because of their new size.

        [–]MonstrousVoices 12 points13 points  (3 children)

        You are a tough sell. I'd have done it

        [–]LordOfTheRails 3 points4 points  (6 children)

        I'll do it. For the finest cocaine you can bring me. Hollywood people have good coke right?

        [–]donutsalad 19 points20 points  (5 children)

        Yeah, man. All kinds. Diet Coke, Caffeine-free Coke, Coke Zero, Cherry Coke, Vanilla coke and if you pull the right strings you can get those awesome flavors that are only in other countries.

        [–]deadbeef4 3 points4 points  (2 children)

        Man, from where I sit, those ARE the awesome flavours that are only in other countries!

        [–]BoonTobias 2 points3 points  (17 children)

        Damn dude, that's like an xbone right there

        [–]Ian_Watkins 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        What did they mean by "screaming out the door"? Like take your shirt of, stand by the front door and just start screaming into the house?

        [–]NeuroCore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        I'd do that for a dare. If it's going on national television, I'd do it without being asked

        [–]DarthLurker 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Almost on reality show, they wanted to show a false conflict between the families of an Italian man marrying an Indian woman. They also wanted the families to be real genuine so Saris and dots for the Indians, excess jewelry, hairspray and fake tans for the Italians.

        [–]Eddie_Hitler 19 points20 points  (13 children)

        Jesse Ventura's Conspiracy Theory is on TruTV and that show is also hopelessly staged and contrived.

        [–]GueroCabron 18 points19 points  (5 children)

        LEAVE THE GOVERNOR ALONE

        [–]Eddie_Hitler 27 points28 points  (2 children)

        I'M A FORMER GOVERNOR

        I CAN WALK UNANNOUNCED INTO THE PENTAGON AND AREA 51 WHENEVER I LIKE BECAUSE I'M A FORMER GOVERNOR

        [–]Jegschemesch 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Totally read that in Jesse Ventura's voice.

        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        I WAS A NAVY SEAL.

        [–]greenyellowbird 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        I get the feeling watching Steven Seagal Lawman is pretty much 90% staged...but...I can't help from watching it. Every time he does his 'Seagal Vision', it's hysterical.

        [–]YohaImKoha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Shallow? Pedantic?

        [–]tripled153 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Would love an AMA but I'm assuming you're under a strict NDA.

        [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          My thoughts exactly too. They seem like a family that is pretty normal to that region of the USA in that they love to eat; and most of it is pure shit. Watching that dude eat those hot links tied my stomach up. If I ate that, I'd be rolling on the floor in pain in the following 24 hours because my stomach can't properly digest meat like that--so it wakes up my ulcer instead.

          [–]GeneralFriend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          When the mom on "Honey Boo Boo" when pregnant,

          her shirt was "I'm with STUPID."

          [–]hoilst 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          This.

          We actually have the lawyers to thank for the term "reality TV", because otherwise the marketing hacks and producers would've just called them "documentaries", even though they're all bullshit.

          [–]namrog84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          shady shirts.

          [–]jspacecadet 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          I worked on a bunch of reality TV shows. they're really the shadiest/scummiest

          [–]franick1987 471 points472 points  (17 children)

          That is the only way she can get his attention.

          [–]LostSoulsAlliance 140 points141 points  (6 children)

          But that's just tempting cannibalism.

          [–]GhostOfWhatsIAName 47 points48 points  (4 children)

          He would only eat the shirt. The rest of the meat doesn't look like fast food.

          [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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            [–]uberyeti 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            What did I just read?

            [–]superatheist95 26 points27 points  (0 children)

            "Hey, my eyes are up here."

            [–]Princess_Leiaa 146 points147 points  (33 children)

            I watched this show with my son, and we made a deal. If either one of us gets so fat that we can't even move around enough to get our own food, then we will not continue to feed each other mountains of food.

            Ah, the lovely family bonding moments that reality shows can give us.

            [–]nahfoo 30 points31 points  (12 children)

            I watched 2 episodes of this show. At the very beginning I think "oh poor girl"then the doctor says she has to lose x lbs before weight loss surgery is an option.without it her life is at risk. and she is offered regular food then says "this is gross I'm not eating it" so her Mom goes "well we can't let her starve! Let's go get some McDonald's for her". Fuck you lady and fuck your mom

            [–]Lots42 5 points6 points  (7 children)

            At this point wouldn't the courts step in? Something isn't right here.

            [–]ICantKnowThat 4 points5 points  (4 children)

            I think they only step in if the children are malnourished or otherwise neglected. Laws are probably due for an update.

            [–]addocd 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            These are not children. We are talking about the parents of full grown adults because they have to live with their parents to survive. But, their parents (and in a few cases, spouses) are their enablers for the most part. These people can't fix their own meals and many times can't drive a car to get to the drive thru or the grocery store. So, these caretakers are partly to blame for the condition their obese loved ones are in. It's really quite sad because they think they are loving them, but they are literally killing them.

            [–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (19 children)

            A better idea would make an agreement to stay healthy and never get to that point

            [–]xfinchx21 49 points50 points  (0 children)

            Too easy.

            [–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (1 child)

            That sounds pretty un-American to me, Tex.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Well, yes and no. Obviously we have an obesity problem in our country, i don't think anyone can aruge that. However, it's not EVERYBODY and there is also a pretty big fitness culture in america too.

            [–]akatherder 10 points11 points  (4 children)

            A better better idea would make an agreement to play professional sports or be world renowned celebrities so you're millionaires. Let's just start with not being immobile shit sacks, buddy.

            [–]Cymru5432 33 points34 points  (34 children)

            Where do you even buy a shirt like that?

            [–]YaoSlap 86 points87 points  (1 child)

            Walmart. There was a hotdog version too.

            [–]BmxerBarbra 13 points14 points  (0 children)

            Company name is "Get a Life"

            [–][deleted]  (14 children)

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              [–]xproshox 19 points20 points  (10 children)

              I bought it! Use it for work (camp counselor) for the USA spirit day. Fuck French fries, freedom fries all the way!

              [–]kovu159 11 points12 points  (0 children)

              Somewhere, a bald eagle just saluted you.

              [–]Cymru5432 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Haha wow, of course it's Walmart

              [–]americanpsycho08 10 points11 points  (1 child)

              Ditto. We only went to Walmart to take a pic in one. I hate that place. We did a face swap to make it more walmarty.... http://i.imgur.com/7Vo2ta9.jpg

              [–]WowThatsPrettyNeat 16 points17 points  (7 children)

              Proud owner of said shirt. Got it on sale for $7.

              [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (4 children)

              I don't know why but $7 seems like a lot for a burger and fries shirt.

              [–]frogminator 6 points7 points  (2 children)

              $7 could get you the real thing man, why get some shirt?

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              Yeah that's sort of how my mind was working. I'm like, you can get a decent burger for less than $7, just get the burger, you know you want it.

              [–]mostoriginalusername 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              But you only get to experience that burger once. Plus, there's gotta be, like, 100 burgers on that shirt.

              [–]Luffing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              I saw it at walmart and would have bought it just for laughs if it was made out of regular shirt material, but it's made out what feels like a mix between a bicycle racer's uniform, and a beer coozie. It's a really strange fabric to just make a regular T-shirt out of.

              [–]capchaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              McDonald's gives them out with the purchase of your first millionth Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

              [–]InYubaSha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Oh yes, this is my going to dinner with co-workers shirts. All the green lettuce and charred fries hide ANY kind of stain perfectly.

              [–]workthrowie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Beloved, the Walmart ones are a copy AFAIK

              [–]jhs172 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              'Murica.

              [–]cky-zig 36 points37 points  (3 children)

              I have this same shirt :) http://imgur.com/yy6u82k

              [–]Praise_the_boognish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              You are now tagged as Cheeseburger shirt beard man.

              [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Screech keeps a well groomed beard now apparently.

              [–]dr_tomoe 33 points34 points  (12 children)

              Maybe it's a type of camouflage to hide from her son?

              [–]Throwaway28234822219 22 points23 points  (11 children)

              Wearing that sort of clothing with someone that fat would provide the same camouflage that wearing a turban and a long beard and yelling "ALLAHU ACKBAR" would afford a traveler stepping into an airport security line.

              [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (10 children)

              I know its s joke but seriously, muslims dont wear turbans.

              [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

              Yeah, but the TSA don't know that.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              The TSA would like to issue an apology for the recent shooting death of a Sikh man traveling alone on business, after he suffered an unfortunately harsh sneeze

              [–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (3 children)

              That's some next-level Oedipus.

              [–]AJreborn 19 points20 points  (2 children)

              Murder your father and consume your mother.

              [–]YohaImKoha 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              Consumption is murder!

              [–]t0ne420 41 points42 points  (8 children)

              I just saw this show with my wife and don't remember seeing her wearing it.

              [–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (7 children)

              It was during their very first visit to the dr. I was glad to see the guy have success. He seemed miserable in the beginning but you could tell he is a simple, kind person.

              [–]MsModernity 19 points20 points  (2 children)

              Does anyone know where to find updates on these people? You can tell some of them will continue to make great progress, while others will just keep eating themselves to death. This guy seems like he's going to make it.

              [–]bluegatoradedrink 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              At the end of last season, they had update episodes.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I saw this too and was completely floored. Especially since her husband and daughter died of obesity linked illnesses too.

              [–]austin713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              that office is like 2 miles from my house in Houston. right behind union kitchen. the guy has a huge picture of his face on the front of the office.

              [–]jakjg 93 points94 points  (33 children)

              These shows make me sick. The only thing worse then the heavy people, are the people who bring them 80 chicken wings and then cry about how much they love them and don't want to see them like this.

              [–]_procyon 62 points63 points  (7 children)

              It's called enabling, and it happens with the family members/loved ones of alcoholics and drug addicts as well. The enabler tries to shield their loved one from the negative effects of their addiction, which actually contributes to it. Some people just don't get the concept of "tough love."

              [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (6 children)

              To be fair, "tough love" doesn't work with everyone either. These things are complicated.

              [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (5 children)

              It works if they're physically unable to feed themself. That or they starve.

              [–]donttazemebro69 36 points37 points  (4 children)

              seriously though.

              "Honey I want a snack, can you make me another 300 pizza rolls?"

              "lol fuck you heres a salad"

              [–]Lots42 4 points5 points  (3 children)

              Hey, pizza rolls are tasty but if I ate forty I'd be shitting them out for two hours.

              A salad...that I can process.

              [–]incindia 2 points3 points  (2 children)

              They probably don't even move to shit said pizza rolls out.

              [–]ratinmybed 27 points28 points  (12 children)

              They make me sad, and I wonder what's wrong with the people who continue to feed someone who's so morbidly obese.

              I saw some documentary about a relatively young guy who was so fat that he couldn't get out of bed anymore and his health was deteriorating. But his mom still constantly cooked him all the food he was asking for, which was stuff like 100 pieces of bacon and 20 eggs for breakfast.

              How did the mom not see that her "care" and inability to say no was helping her kid eat himself to death?

              [–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (1 child)

              Disable them to feel needed themselves.

              [–]hoodbitchy[🍰] 29 points30 points  (6 children)

              how the fuck do these people afford to eat the amount of food that should reasonably supply a person for a week during the course of one meal

              [–]mapimopi 18 points19 points  (0 children)

              Fucking really. I'd be broke in a week.

              [–]triforce721 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Man, I have ALWAYS thought that. At my local Wal Mart, even store brand bacon is five bucks...eggs are two or three dollars and a loaf of bread is about three dollars. Now magnify that times two or three, and that's every meal for these people. Plus, it isn't like they are ever Wall Street investors by day and slowly eat themselves to death at night; they are usually poor, uneducated, trash, who are out of work half the time, and I simply don't know who pays for everything.

              [–]SaltFrog 6 points7 points  (2 children)

              Dang, and I feel bad when I decide to have a third egg.

              [–]185139 11 points12 points  (8 children)

              The episodes I've seen have been the overweight ones going to the store and fast food places to get their own food and then crying about how they don't want to die.

              [–]c0horst 31 points32 points  (7 children)

              Honestly, I can sympathize with them a bit. I've been seriously working on dieting and exercise for the past year, and once every couple of months, I convince myself that "I've been good and I can have a treat", and I'm cursing myself out the entire time I'm going to taco bell or something, and when I finish my gluttonous mega meal I feel horrible self loathing and anger at myself for blowing a week's worth of progress on a shitty expensive meal.

              It's an addiction that builds up slowly. You may start eating a little fast food, then you eat more, then more, then more, and suddenly your blowing $15 at taco bell for a single meal with 3 burritos and 3 tacos, or 2 large extra value meals at McDonalds, or something like that, because you don't know any other way to live.

              And when you try to stop, you have a constant nagging voice in the back of your head that is saying to keep eating this delicious food... that you can start a diet and exercise tomorrow, one more day won't hurt, you're already fucked up, so what does it matter. Or you give in and say I'm already so fat that even if I lose weight its hopeless, I'll never get to my goal, its so far away, fuck it, this cheeseburger offers me the chance to feel even slightly happy.

              So yea, I can see where the are coming from. It's sad.

              [–]StoneballsJackson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              Empathy. A rare thing on reddit. My compliments.

              [–]SHOULDER_DICK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              This. All of this. If I had money, gold would be yours. IOU.

              Edit: Well, it's more extreme than my experience, but I'm husky, and have been eating normally with the occasional "reward" because of laziness in cooking a meal, or lack of $$. I used to get 4 or 5 burgers a day from BK (all of my skinny friends did the same) habit has been kicked.

              [–]ramesali786 1 point2 points  (4 children)

              Unrelated, but you can eat like a king at taco bell for like 6 dollars.

              [–]Sancer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

              Viewers Stunned as 700 Pound Man Consumes Mother. More at 11.

              [–]liberaljedi 5 points6 points  (3 children)

              I loved that her line while wearing thus shirt was "I thought I was cooking healthy food."

              [–]AvalanchedPeach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              And then went on to say she only cooks starchy foods. Not sure she understands.

              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              The scene before that she's huddled over a deep fryer in her kitchen.

              [–]inserttitlehere 11 points12 points  (3 children)

              I KNOW THIS WOMAN! She's a complete piece of shit, her and her whole family are very overweight and LOVE getting handouts. Their home is completely disgusting and they are horrid human beings. I haven't watched the episode that aired but I recognized this bitch right away. UGH.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              They came across as really sweet people. They are overweight but thats probably due to some sort of mental illness. Other than that, they seemed like good people

              [–]inserttitlehere 8 points9 points  (1 child)

              They ARE NOT GOOD PEOPLE. They are constantly looking for handouts, they inherited a huge house and a bunch of land a few years back, COMPLETELY destroyed the house.

              They went to the same tiny church as my parents and would steal things from the church (toiletries, food brought for food drives), were constantly pushing for a church food pantry so they could get free food (they would hit up every church in a 20 mile radius every weekend to get free food from their food pantries) and any time there was a church dinner (when usually only Maggie would attend services) the whole family would come in and eat plate after plate until the food was gone. They contracted my father for a very large plumbing job ($3000) and never paid the bill after he and my mother finished working in their disgusting house (where they had to wear masks to help with the smell). Parents never took them to court because they went to church together and figured it wasn't worth the trouble. It never made any sense to me why they would steal so much, they weren't lacking money at all (probably because of the inheritance) and had new vehicles and a house that was completely paid for.

              After a very large amount of conflict at the church (including constant harrassing disgusting prank calls to my parents and other members at all hours of the night, harrassment during church services, one of the daughters would show up to church just to badtalk and yell at other members, and stealing enough stuff), the members finally got together and revoked the entire family's membership from the church and told them to never return.

              Good riddance.

              [–]YonderMTN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              That actually explains a lot.

              [–]lavacahacemu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              here boy! follow momma!

              [–]whatthehelluk 3 points4 points  (2 children)

              If people are so fat that their mobility is restricted so they can't really work or even get out of bed, how the fuck they afford to eat so much food!?

              [–]metalflygon08 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              I assume the money they would spend on gas is spent having amazon drones drop off edible packages of food strait into their mouths. Conveyor style.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Gubmint cheese, baby!

              [–]UncleLev 6 points7 points  (6 children)

              "The Learning Channel"

              Are you learning anything?

              [–]Lots42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              I'm learning how to change the channel.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

              I learned that food doesn't cause anyone to be fat. It's conditions and genetics. Shitlord.

              [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

              Hey I have that shirt. It's honestly the most comfortable piece of clothing I own. It's soft, lightweight, and has little vents in the armpit areas so it breathes well. Unfortunately I don't wear it very often because it's fucking ridiculous and makes me look like a big stupid douche bag. Moderation is key

              [–]Super_delicious 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              I wish they'd incorporate the comfort into women's shirts.

              [–]superkamigurusama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Agreed. There's nice clothes, which I rip off as soon as I'm back inside, and then there's comfy clothes, which I "borrow" from my brothers.

              [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (17 children)

              Im getting hungry from jut seeing it :O

              also how does one become sudden 600+ lb.. everytime i get to about 200 lb my girl tells me i have to eat salad and walk to work, wich i do then.

              [–]dizneedave 14 points15 points  (3 children)

              Everytime I get to about 200 lb my girl says let's get a pizza. My work is 30 miles away and she hates salad.

              [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

              Clever girl.. hopefully she wont learn how to open doors.

              [–]defeasiblefee 5 points6 points  (11 children)

              My guess (from watching shows like this) is it's some sort of cycle where you are depressed and already overweight, you gain some more weight, are more depressed about the weight gain and find solace in food/sitting around, so you gain more weight, become more depressed, develop more of a food disorder/addiction, gain more weight... You get the picture.

              [–]808140 1 point2 points  (10 children)

              The thing is, mechanically speaking, you have to eat a ton of food to maintain weights like these.

              As your body mass increases, so does your basal metabolic rate -- the calories you burn just by breathing and doing nothing else. This is logical if you think about it -- more mass means more blood to pump, etc. If you throw in moving around, well then, it's even more.

              So to maintain (i.e. not lose) weight when you're 500lbs, you need to be scarfing something like 3800 calories per day. That's just breathing, mind you. So it's not like you can just keep eating the same amount and keep getting fatter and fatter. You actually need to keep eating more and more, too.

              At some point the sheer volume of food you need to eat must become prohibitive, or at least I would think it does. I try to hit 4000 calories per day because I'm physically very active and need the calories, and man, it's hard.

              I can understand being 200lbs or even 250lbs, but when you get to be 500 or 600 I just can't wrap my head around how you'd even get there. You'd need to be eating calorie dense foods all the time.

              [–]defeasiblefee 2 points3 points  (4 children)

              Yeah, I can't imagine it's particularly fun to get and stay that way. I do think they probably don't eat the same things that you eat since you're active and it'd be counter-intuitive to survive on cake and McDonald's.

              I can't imagine eating even 2000 calories if it's made up of veggies, low cal fruit, fibrous foods, and lean meats, etc. But if it was french fries, soda, fried chicken, etc, I bet it wouldn't be insanely hard. Looking at the McDonald's nutrition info, a large Big Mac meal would be almost 1100 calories and with a large soda i bet it's closer to 1500. That's a day's worth of calories, if you are sedentary, for one meal. If someone does three of those plus snacking on chips/desserts/etc, I could picture the calories really adding up.

              I don't personally know anyone who is that size or close to it, so I've never talked to anyone about it. But I watch that show sometimes, and it really does seem that all of them are very fucked up mentally. And their family/spouses really do contribute to their weight to an extent you may not expect. Of course, I assume that the mental illness precedes the weight gain, but I suppose it's possible that it is the opposite.

              In other news, I never realized just how many calories are in a fast food meal, so I'm officially disgusted.

              [–]Churchie_101 3 points4 points  (4 children)

              Picture of the guy?

              [–]Lots42 32 points33 points  (3 children)

              [–]socialisthippie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Jesus that giant red spot on his belly looks freakishly infected.

              Disgusting.

              [–]alertnotalarmed 8 points9 points  (1 child)

              Gross. Why would you post a naked photo???

              You sir are truly fucked up...

              [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              That made a risky click...hey! I see what you did there!

              [–]Elyotna 4 points5 points  (3 children)

              Wait, there's an actual show called "My 600 lb Life"..?

              [–]Binsky89 7 points8 points  (0 children)

              Because people never change their wardrobe for emphasis on a scripted show

              [–]RyZaN 12 points13 points  (14 children)

              I saw this shirt for sale at Wal-Mart, it was only available in XXL.

              [–]ndecuzzi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

              "I swear officer I thought she was my dinner, I didn't mean to eat her."

              [–]Akesgeroth 2 points3 points  (6 children)

              How do you even get to that weight? How is that fucking possible?

              [–]floatabegonia 13 points14 points  (2 children)

              I had a fill-in helper for my elderly mother for while her regular caregiver was on vacation. This woman was at least 500 lbs, so fat that she actually broke the springs in my car seat. Her mother would bring her a whole large pepperoni pizza for lunch and then feed her swiss steak, mashed potatoes and gravy for dinner. Followed by a homemade pie or a cake. She ate like this every day. I once cooked an entire soup pot of fettuccini alfredo for her, just because I love to cook. I thought it would last at least a few days. She ate the entire thing for dinner.

              [–]haiku_robot 3 points4 points  (1 child)

              How do you even 
              get to that weight? How is that 
              fucking possible?
              

              [–]murmalerm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              They have an enabler feeding them massive amounts of food....every, single time.

              [–]fetuses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              i'll hit that... with some ketchup

              [–]RaptorBuddha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              You are what you eat.

              [–]DolphinPorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              That's probably how she tricked her son into going to the doctor

              [–]5dmt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              I gotta question for you if you know what I'm sayin'. Free Willy, do cheeseburgers ever blow out of that blowhole of yours?

              -Trailer Park Boys

              [–]ReMiCkS_25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              I watched this show (a different, yet still obese, person) and her mother was the person going to get her food. Her reasoning was "she gets hungry, and i don't want her to starve to death" word for word. She was afraid of her 600 lb daughter starving to death. It showed me these people who are so obese are a product not only of their eating but their enablers.

              [–]billcom6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              I worked as a substitute teacher at a handful of schools last year (was usually at the same school about every other week) and at the one middle school there was this fat kid, and I swear, every time I worked at that school, that kid was wearing this hamburger shirt. And it always put a smile on my face.

              [–]monkeyseconds 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Saboteur mom, it should be a meme.

              [–]Lots42 4 points5 points  (2 children)

              There is never an okay time to wear this shirt.

              [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

              Go back to /r/malefashionadvice. I'm rockin' this shirt er'day.

              [–]Lots42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              There is never an okay time to go to /r/malefashionadvice

              [–]Rasmussss 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              How the fuck can you weight 730 pounds?!

              [–]wggn 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              dont stop eating

              [–]Broom_Stick 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              Well America every other country's going to have a field day with this pic.

              [–]Lots42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Calm down there, Putin. The fattest people in the world are in Mexico.

              [–]guyver_dio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              "Bet you want to eat me don't you fatty"

              [–]ThreeTries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Was hoping the top comment would be a link to where one could purchase the shirt.

              [–]landwolf_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              If you knew how much fast food it probably took to get that free t shirt you'd wear it all the time too!

              [–]rana_absurdum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Thats a little suicidal

              [–]AcceptablePariahdom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I think I saw this episode. Isn't this the same Mother who KNOWS that her son picks up fast food after work EVERY friggin' day, and yet she still cooks massive dinners with high fat and carb foods and acts all sad and mopey if he doesn't eat her cooking? OH and then when he eventually caves because A) He doesn't want to see his mom sad and B) If you ASK him if he wants food he's going to say yes, she piles that shit onto a full size dinner plate in quantities that I've never even seen at THANKSGIVING.

              Oh yeah and later she goes "ya know I just don't know if maybe I had a hand in all of this".

              No

              Fucking

              Shit

              [–]dapenetration 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              how the f**k he didn't ate her until now?!

              [–]Princess_Leiaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              That is also what I don't understand about the family dynamics of the show. Why would a family member continue to over feed a 600 pound, or even a 200 pound relative? If a relative was in a court ordered DUI class, would you bring them a rum and coke for lunch?

              [–]assmuffin156 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Guys this shirt is actually sold in walmart. Ive seen it so many times. They also have one "made" of hotdogs. They only had Double Xl's of each.

              [–]chimchim64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              It was the only way she could get her son's attention.

              [–]Phreniic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              So I guess I'm not the only one with this shirt?

              [–]Uberwatts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              It's a lesson in control, if he eats her no one can take care of him.

              [–]MayorofHtown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              The perks of having a son sponsored by McDonalds

              [–]Reyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Looks like Larry David has grown some hair back

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Haha I have this same shirt, its from WalMart and I'd wear it on dress down day as a teacher or during my summer job for the laughs.

              [–]emptyvoices 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Shouldn't it be called "My son's 730lb life?"

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I too like to live dangerously.

              [–]steinman17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Why is he going to the doctor? I'm pretty sure I can figure out what is causing whatever issue just from the info in OPs title...

              [–]faloofay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Mr gugu & Miss go! :D

              [–]Monopolyguy95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Well there's your'e problem...

              [–]WhiteKnight11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I'm surprised he didn't eat her.

              [–]AvalanchedPeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Fiance and I were watching this last night and she rewound the show so I could see it.

              [–]----Zero---- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              It's the only way she can get anyone to eat her...

              [–]FeelingSassy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Son eats out Mum, non sexually...lets be specific about that shall we.

              [–]Jonez0508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I totally thought that it said monster instead of mother, but either way works.

              [–]platypuszero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Where can I get that shirt?!

              [–]vera214usc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I have a friend who owns that shirt.

              [–]nittun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Grandma wants to die!

              [–]Xxx4rch4ng3lxxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I HAVE THIS SHIRT! I LOVE THIS SHIRT!

              [–]Wtfguysreally 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              That's not a shirt, it's just what her blood looks like and she's got that old wax paper skin so...

              [–]Indie79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              It was the bait to lure him to the doc.

              [–]TheMrAggieman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger. Can I take your ooorrrder?

              [–]PapaBear32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Reality TV will be the downfall of our society

              [–]yonanon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Pretty sure you can get these from shelfies.com