Africa

Born in 2003. To young for mandela Non existant during aparthied. And have had a full life of corruption. I dont care about what the party might be if it isnt anc eff and mk u get my vote

I’ll go first… are you even South African if you don’t have Zambuk in your house? Not sure who bought it or how it got there but there’s always a tin of Zambuk just in case…

Kuna hawa watu, they will beg you for a small loan,badger you until you give it to them alafu time ya kulipa wanageuka bubu,simu ndio hiyo haishikwi na wakikuona kwa barabara wanakimbia.Like unajifanya kama mende juu ya fifty bob.Personally if you ask me for money and you tell me you are very broke,you probably don't know when you will give it back,I will give you a reasonable amount that najua haitanisumbua akili nikikupea na hakuna siku nitawaikuitisha,ni wewe uamue kama utarudisha.But then kuna hawa wa kuomba pesa kubwa,wanakupea date na time watarudisha alafu wanakughost.You seriously don't mind loosing years of friendship and trust over measly debt?Heri ule wa kuomba omba na kurudisha.

(Wasn't written by me, but a brilliant student at a good school, so shout-out to her! 🤭)

Picpac: Allo qui maniere, Ticolo? Tou correk?

Ticolo: My English professor has asked me to speak English only; let us speak English. This will improve my English knowledge.

Picpac: OK, what are you called?

Ticolo: Ticolo; and you?

Picpac: Picpac.

Ticolo: Where do you rest?

Picpac: At Four Coconuts. And you?

Ticolo: At Red Earth near a halfbig shop.

Picpac: It is husband hot in this stadium.

Ticolo: You have reason. I am transpirating! How are you doing at school? Are you breaking the packet?

Picpac: Yes, my father told me if I fail, my saucepan will be hot.

Ticolo: I gain thirsty. Have you something to drink?

Picpac: Yes, I have some dead water. Do you want some?

Ticolo: Yes. Thank you. If you gain hungry I have got fried apple of the earth.

Picpac: No. Thank you. I have bought some rotten dholl with big weight curry.

Ticolo: Are you taking part in the sports?

Picpac: No. I am blessed in the foot.

Ticolo: What have you got?

Picpac: The baby of curry rock fell on it.

Ticolo: Do you hurt much?

Picpac: Of course! I saw lightnings.

(Suddenly there was a commotion in the centre of the field and many pupils had assembled.)

Ticolo: Stay here. I am going to see what arrived.

(A few minutes later, he returns and announces:)

A boy fell down without knowledge. The professor says it is because of the sun. He is called Zoreille. Do you know him?

Picpac: Yes, but he is not in my army. He is a coconut eater. It is not easy with him.

Ticolo: Look at the small boy. He wants to run with a big. He will not be capable.

Picpac: I know him. He runs quickly. Small knife cuts big pumpkin. His sister is a beautiful thirty-five. I am trying to put her in a circle, but I have no money. I am waiting for my condemned box to fill. Now my hand is under rock.

Ticolo: We must marry picker. I give you money.

Picpac: Don't tell her brother. If he knows, he will untie our race. He is a small chilli.

Ticolo: Are you to rest here a long time?

Picpac: No. If I felt an occasion, I am going to break the pause at Rose-Hill.

(He stood up and inadvertently crushed his friend's foot.)

Ticolo: Eh, you monkey, you are blessing me again. You cannot make attention.

Picpac: Sorry, my black!

As per the title. Curious what life hacks everyone should know to make life a bit easier!

I’ve been seeing many instagram posts lately from local brands claiming TAL has sellers who copy and counterfeit their products, not to mention customer complaints about fake or misleading products. I really don’t think it’s a good idea to alienate legitimate sellers, customers and local brands. I recently noticed Superbalist also selling diverted goods which was never the case and a good distinction from their “big brother”.

Are they scrambling or are we just scrutinising more with Amazon looming? Btw i have no doubt Amazon will have similar issues in SA.

The worst tragedy in Kenya right now is that we have extremely wealthy individuals who produce nothing. No factory, no commercial farms, no known consultancies. Yaani wako tuu but somehow they are making bank.