1.
déjà vu - SEEN IT BEFORE
No duplicate posts! We don't need déjà vu haunting our feeds.
So, before you hit that post button, do us a favor and check if someone beat you to it. We want fresh content, not a never-ending loop of the same ol' thing.
If you stumble upon a similar post, fear not! Get those creative juices flowing and make it your own. Add a twist, inject your unique personality, and blow our minds with your individuality.
We're here for the eclectic, the unexpected, the damn right original!
2.
NO InTERSuB DRaMa 🎭 or PUBLIC SUB COMPLAINTS
No posts/comments complaining about this or other subs, or the MODS, capiche? We are here to revel in the sweet snark on KarJenner drama, not drown in the cesspool of intersub drama.
So, keep the focus on what truly matters, the ridiculousness of the KarJenner’s. Save your complaints for your therapy session, 'cause here in our little corner of Reddit, we're all about the snark.
Now, let's get back to regularly scheduled programming and unleashing our sardonic wit on those reality TV divas.
3.
NEIGHBORLY RESPECT
Listen up! No blabbering about other communities, content, users or MODS just to stir up trouble. We're not here to incite targeted harassment or abuse against others. Focus on the KJ’s damnit!
Cut the crap when it comes to sharing anything that encourages the harassment of users or other subs or you can expect a visit from the REDDIT ADMIN POLICE. This is THEIR rule and we follow and abide.
So, Zip those lips, hold your horses, and show a little respect for your neighbors.
4.
HUSH HUSH, it's time to Go
We know you're an amazing person with fascinating stories and insights, but you don't have to announce your departure like it's a grand exit from a Broadway show. We will miss you, but you can slip away peacefully and quietly.
If the content here isn’t your cup of tea or align with your interests, there's no need to create a five-paragraph essay outlining your unhappiness. You're free to go and explore the vast wonders of Reddit and find the perfect spot that suits your taste buds.
5.
LAST WORD WARRIORS
In this mystical world of Reddit, we implore you to master the fine art of agreeing to disagree.
Yes, my friends, it's a magical dance where opposing views collide and harmony emerges. But here's the kicker- when a user declares they're "done," take a hint and back off.
Don't be the pyromaniac, itching to ignite more chaos. Respect their longing for peace, and resist the urge to fuel the fire. Let tranquility prevail, for it's in the graceful act of moving on that true wisdom is found
6.
NO Kim Klones Here!
Be original, gosh damnit! Shake off that dullness and embrace the extraordinary.
Let your words dance with the fire of originality, captivating all who dare to read them.
We crave your creative talents, so don't be a timid mouse. Share your thoughts, opinions, and let that juicy insight shine.
Don't you dare be shy! Be original Doll!
and oh yeah, You're doing amazing sweetie!
7.
MINOR KIDS and Pictures
News Flash! We ALLOW photos of the KarJenner children, courtesy of their parents, family members, and even media. But there's a catch!
We won’t tolerate any offensive thoughts, opinions, or comments directed at or about anyone under the age of 18.
Save your critiques and judgments for the adults in their lives and when it comes to the littles, keep your comments respectful.
Keep the drama focused on the grown-ups where it belongs!
"Report" users that can't comprehend or follow the rules!
8.
The ILLUMINATI and TIN FOIL HATS
Rumors are a part of life and we can tolerate doses and sprinklings of gossip. We draw the line at tinfoil hat-wearing, intergalactic government lizard people, kind of stories.
This ain't the place for that nonsense.
We are separating the Wheat from the Chaff!
If you want to make an outlandish claim, show us the money! Proof, evidence, sources, or legit links.
Embrace the weirdness of reality and leave the insane outlandish space lasers for eyeballs BS at the door.
9.
NO DEADNAMING / Pronoun Abuse
Listen up misinformed souls. NO Deadnaming!
Deadnaming, is the art of using a transgender person's birth name (pronuns) instead of their chosen name. Even if you're talking about pretransition times, use the chosen name and correct pronouns.
Respect Caitlyn's name and "She" / "Her" pronouns - even if you don’t respect her, respect the rule.
When in doubt of what to use, use "THEY"/"THEM"
We don't allow discrimination, therefore this is not debatable. It's bigger than Caitlyn folks!
10.
"ISM's" and "Differences"
Alright, you funky rebels! This one is as clear as a neon sign on a desert night. We aren’t down for any racism, homophobia, discrimination, or bigotry in this neck of the digital woods.
So keep your prejudice at the door and let's groove together in harmony. Embrace the kaleidoscope of humanity, and keep it civil because we celebrate every body here!
It's self explanatory, my friends! We're here to foster a community of diversity.
"Report" those that can't comprehend, capiche?
11.
PUFFY VAG, BDE and Personal Fantasies
Well folks, we are keepin’ this Sub on the righteous path, so this ain't the spot to flaunt your puffy vaginas, brag about your BDE, or dive into the realm of pornography.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but we are keeping it somewhat decent!
We're here to delve into the world of KarJenner drama, not your personal fantasies. So, respect the boundaries, show some restraint.
Sexually explicit content will be swept away faster than you can say "orgasm."
12.
LOW EFFORT
Get off that cushy ass of yours and put in some real work! We're not here for half-assed attempts. When you're posting those juicy links, don't leave us hanging in the dark. Give us some damn context!
We want to know what we're getting into, what scandalous treasure awaits us. Don't be a tease, spill the tea! This is the KarJenner's, where drama reigns supreme, and we deserve nothing less than your very best.
Now, get out there, sweeties, and let the world witness your snarky brilliance.
13.
PEACE be With You, and also with You
Listen up, you rabble-rousers. If you revel in the art of quarrel, thrive on the thrill of attacking your fellow USERS, or the MODS, this haven of ours is not for you.
We relish a good debate, a fiery clash of opinions. We savor the bitter taste of cynicism as it dances on our tongues, but draw the line at personal attacks and vile rants.
We do not revel in the exposure of others' follies - Posting/commenting without removing the names on screenshots from other subs is strictly forbidden.
14.
DOXXING (publishing personal information)
We don't mess around with doxxing in this subreddit. Doxxing is the shady act of publishing someone's personal information or revealing their real identity without their consent. And guess what? We don't play that game here!
Respect each other's privacy. We're here to enjoy the snark, the gossip, and the wild ride of the KarJenner's, not to invade each other's personal lives.
Let's keep it fun, respectful, and within the bounds of legal and ethical behavior.
and oh yeah, Report Offenders!
15.
Aspiring Entrepreneurs
We are not QVC! No selling, promoting products/services/apps! So unless you're willing to split the profits with every single member here (which I highly doubt), save the sales pitch for another time.
Let's not turn this place into a Tik Tok, IG, YouTube channel promotion hub. We're here to enjoy ourselves and engage in lively discussions, not to become subscribers to your personal vlogs.
Now, go forth and conquer the business world elsewhere (and keep the "buy my ai art" vibes out of here)
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