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[–]MonsterMayne 652 points653 points  (14 children)

“YOU ALSO DON’T HAVE A DRAUGR FANG” lmao

[–]StoneyBolonied 243 points244 points  (9 children)

You don't have one.

You don't have one.

You don't have one.

You don't have one.

You don't have one.

You don't have one.

[–]Ryanskis 42 points43 points  (3 children)

I actually have 6 of each. I will say Doja Cat you got all the respect.

[–]Kinoko30 20 points21 points  (1 child)

When you want to upgrade it but accidently craft another one.

[–]Hitori521 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Did I just waste 4 hours worth of materials?"

[–]the_walkingdad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I only have 5. She got me!

[–]Designer-Head9777 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This sounds like a conversation I have with my girlfriend while she doesn’t give a shit.

[–]RachelScratch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also don't have any overpriced alienware hardware but go off

[–]ButtChugNyQuil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I actually don’t, shit I guess I gotta respect her now

[–]Thechlebek 715 points716 points  (78 children)

Mfw doja cat has progressed valheim further than me

[–]Gomerack 143 points144 points  (2 children)

YOU DONT HAVE ONE?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She goes on Tour at the end of this month. You can catch up.

[–]dimi3ja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same, I have none of those things!!! Respect is hers...

[–]Unlucky-Basil-3704 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She has a decent base too tbh

[–] HunterHappyAngron 485 points486 points  (4 children)

Maybe I don’t have the Crystal battleaxe but atleast my Draugr fang is fully upgraded. Cash me ousside how bow dah 💅

[–] Sailorcptjimmy42 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My Himmin Alf is ready to shock y'all.

[–] VikingETN_MasterRate 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You probably also have better food than boar meat, deer meat, and carrot soup. Like how is she still only using that while running around in the mountains? Some of those slopes take a lot of stamina

[–]biznastea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I’m not fully accusing anyone of anything here…but maybe..just maybe…she had someone craft those things for her. At least that’s what I did 😅

[–]dejayc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cashews outside?!?! I'm always excited when Valheim introduces new foods!

[–]ise311 165 points166 points  (2 children)

you don't have a mistwalker sword and arbalest, doja. i win.

[–]SolarPrime7 247 points248 points  (5 children)

Bruh she beat Moder with lvl 1 wolf armor. She's way better at the game than me

[–] VikingETN_MasterRate 53 points54 points  (1 child)

And with boar meat, deer meat, and carrot soup

[–] HunterLifeisReal1990 23 points24 points  (0 children)

She is playing hardcore without even trying!

[–]Knox_420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe bragging but im doing most bosses in troll armor because i am speed

[–] Hunterjhuseby 155 points156 points  (14 children)

Looks like she needs to hire a chef. Silver gear but eating cooked boar meat? Cmon…

[–]TheTipsyStrangler 119 points120 points  (8 children)

Shes at her base. I made a habit of eating some of my better food while hanging out at my base and regretted it later on

[–]readonlyuser 68 points69 points  (2 children)

Right? What am I gonna do with 200 health while I'm just planting onions in my backyard?

[–]Sunny2456 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm usually farming or running around so it's full and cheap stamina food in the base. If I start getting raided well cloud berries + good food it is.

[–] Hunterjhuseby 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I guess I’m fancy, I eat all stamina food at my base. At no point past me having a cauldron would I eat boar meat.

[–]boringestnickname 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OK, is she actually streaming this somewhere?

[–]mandrill_bite 0 points1 point  (2 children)

is that a thing you can do?

[–]mandrill_bite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

is that a thing you can do?

[–]StoicMori 53 points54 points  (8 children)

She's just mad she doesn't have a porcupine. She don't have one. She don't have one.

But she can have one someday.

[–]BlasterBilly 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Frostner > porcupine

[–]StoicMori 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I'll take the increase in damage and mixed type.

Once you get padded armor you no longer need the slow on Frostner.

Although I do love Froster. It makes me feel like Thor running around.

[–]BlasterBilly 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Man I rocked frostner until I got the mistwalker sword. Killing in the mist was so easy with frostner, especially the soldiers you can just walk around them in a circle the entire time.

[–] VikingETN_MasterRate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just get the dual wield mod and use frostner and porcupine together

[–]StarvedHF 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Actually my favorite post of the near. Didn't see this one coming.

[–] CrafterGarrettshade 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I have a Draugr Fang, but I respect her for crafting a Crystal Battleaxe.

Which I haven't.

So I don't have one.

[–]Falcovg 92 points93 points  (26 children)

Start respecting her a bit more?!? I've only lost respect for her. Bow down for my Krom and Crossbow. You peasant!

[–]ehxy 27 points28 points  (25 children)

is it wrong that I now find her way more hotter than before?

[–]Designer-Head9777 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She also just happens to be pretty hot, in general

[–]Snoo_79218 -2 points-1 points  (5 children)

No, but Doja Cat has recently supported Sam Hyde. A dude who swears he’s only doing racist jokes and donating to white supremacist groups because he’s a comedian. So let’s keep some perspective on her. She was also caught in a white supremacist video chat room. She’s the woman Kanye.

[–]isotopes00 18 points19 points  (3 children)

You can't fool me, that's Dennis Rodman!

[–]SaxPanther 17 points18 points  (7 children)

Honestly why does this come off like a mobile game ad though

[–]Namzo56 38 points39 points  (4 children)

I think anyone who gets upset by this has to shift a couple gears back lol. Just take the fuckin joke and smile

[–]Kerhnoton 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What in Thor's name is going on

[–] BuilderPresent_End_6886 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm also surprised!

[–]breadaaaahh 29 points30 points  (9 children)

Draugr fang but she's still eating deer and boar meat

[–]Vexxsis_84 68 points69 points  (5 children)

why use better foods when your chilling at base?..its a waste

[–]RandomGreekPerson 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Every time I don't eat cause "I m safe", a tree falls on my head out of nowhere!

I am telling you dude, the trees are out to get us ,eat your best foods!

[–]Aoiishi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what you get for deforesting everything to make your base. Should've just lived in the trees.

[–]evilpartiesgetitdone 8 points9 points  (1 child)

What I call living room snacks. The good food is for company- like Trolls

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s called resource management

[–]Ok_Freedom_1776 30 points31 points  (43 children)

Wtf is a Doja cat

[–]onlyomaha 5 points6 points  (7 children)

Ive started to know and recognise her just because of recent events where she called her fans like stupid mofos for following and simping for her? Something like, kinda true what she said but she prob lost some millions doing it.

[–]JustASluttyPixi 9 points10 points  (6 children)

A lot of other fans left when they found out she likes raceplay and being called the N-word, encouraging white dudes to do it, and been connected to a lot of Nazis and supports them.

[–]rimpy13 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Liking race play (very much not my thing) is a totally different thing from supporting nazis. How did people find out she supports nazis?

[–]LawofRa 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Why are you complaining about a black woman's personal preferences of the N word? That's her decision to make. Lots of white people love to think black people are a monolith and must all agree the same way about social issues.

[–]JustASluttyPixi 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I posted links of her neo-nazi love and other issues, so focus on those for a reason to not support her then. But she was telling white people to use that word which is pretty gross.

[–]LawofRa -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

I think not respecting her autonomy is pretty gross. Her neo-nazi ties are a big nothing burger. This just in anyone who has ever laughed at a Sam Hyde joke is tied to neo-nazis!

[–]JustASluttyPixi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Twist it to support the Nazi however ya want, I'm out ya nasty

[–] BuilderKthulu666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She's a popular singer, been on the billboard charts, has a grammy, part of today's pop culture zeitgeist.

[–]RedSnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How'd you miss this?

[–]Catfoxdogbro -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Hey everybody, check out this guy! He doesn't know or like [insert popular thing], what a cool and quirky personality trait!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good musician, sexy music videos.

[–]Khemith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everybody with a heartbeat was hoping for the camera to pan down.

[–]Empty_Lemon_3939 10 points11 points  (1 child)

She a real one for this, but when did she morph into a 60 year old librarian

[–]Sydhavsfrugter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's the glasses -- but they're so on the edge of all the coolgirl outfits, that they become mundane and ugly. And I kinda hate I like it.

[–]stpstrt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Peasant.

[–] ExplorerMarsman61 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I made a crystal battle axe, once. It hangs on the wall. Pretty, but way too slow for my playstyle. Daggers and fists for the win! Move fast, hit fast, get out!

[–]drake2k 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Never heard of her.
Until now of course.

[–]CryptographerSad8229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

must be living under a rock

[–]Moss-Effect 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Well fuck you doja cat. You don’t have the Fat Boy overclock in drg.

[–]ComradeCatbug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did I hear a rock and stone?

[–]Lord_Shaqq 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Rock and Stone to the bone

[–]mrpotatoeman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stop spamming random celebrity bullshit. Nobody cares.

[–]thegeekist 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Unfortunately she is an anti-semite and looks to be a supporter of the alt right norse movement.

So probably shouldn't be spreading her content.

[–]Ok_Sort_9192 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"probably shouldnt be spreading her content" bruh ppl like you make me want to jump off a bridge how in gods name is that relevant to the video lmfao. bringin up shit just cause at this point.

[–]jibbles1024 10 points11 points  (13 children)

She’s into Nazis so I could care less what she has to say

[–]fruitlessideas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now when you say into Nazis, what do you mean? Like she’s really into WWII? She fucked a guy who turned out to be a part of the White Power Movement? She thinks their uniforms look nice? I don’t know anything about this woman.

[–]Sp0range 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Lol she was a young 4chan edgelord way before she was taking music seriously.

What a saint you must be to have never said or done anything cringey ever so nobody can dismiss you for the rest of your life based on poor decision you made.

[–]TheRealRickC137 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. What's with the comments like she's not a unhinged piece of crap.

[–]mehTILduhhhh 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Source?

[–]Selaphane 1 point2 points  (3 children)

She literally posted this on social media a few days ago.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Just google it.

[–]mehTILduhhhh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah I mean if someone is gonna make an accusation they can back it up lol

[–]iphonesoccer420 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ok?

[–]Beosaevio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who is she? Never heard of her before. She comes off as arrogant AF and a complete bish. Just sayin'.

[–] Sailordarketernalsr25 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Who in the ever-loving fuck is "Doja Cat" and why in the ever-loving fuck should I care that she's got a Crystal Battleaxe?

[–] SailorQueasy_Region8113 1 point2 points  (0 children)

indirectly valheim sales 📈📈

[–] Developerjsmars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is awesome! I'm so glad to see that she is a real gamer!

[–]RealGingerBlackGuy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Isn't this the chick that entertains Nazis and wore a shirt with a white nationalist guys face on it?

I'll pass, there are plenty of geeky non pro-white supremacy chicks out there to simp over.

[–] HoarderLyraStygian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Next time someone complains the game is too hard and they quit around bronze/iron, I'm going to show them this clip lol

Yassss queeen DojaXHeim is a matchup I didn't know I needed!!

[–]Qasem_Soleimani 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The milkshake duck of 2018 - she's more than problematic, don't go reading into her personal views too much...

[–]iced_lemon_cookies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meh. She's annoying.

[–]USon0fa 5 points6 points  (1 child)

She needs to craft some eyebrows

[–]Sinkholediaries 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Would love to see yours

[–]SuperpyroClinton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This comment thread has to be the worst I've ever seen on this sub. Most others are so supportive. Just shitting on someone enjoying the same thing you are, that's just sad.

[–]misterwizzard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*sit down

*pull tits half way out

*[record]

"Respect me"

[–]Jodelbert 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Don't know her. Is this supposed to be funny?

[–]XtroDoubleDrop -1 points0 points  (2 children)

White supremacist loving rapper

[–]khan_artist9000 6 points7 points  (1 child)

How does that make any sense? Please help me out here. I don't get the allegation. Isn't she half black?

[–]XtroDoubleDrop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes she's black and yes she was caught stripping in a chat room full of white supremacists. There is video of it. Just Google it.

[–]gorka_la_pork 3 points4 points  (2 children)

You know what? I actually did start respecting her a little more after this. Fuck yeah, you get that crystal battleaxe.

[–]Supernothing8 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Crazy how you can be the shittiest person in real life but play a video game and redditors will love you

[–] BuilderKrimxonRath 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yea isn’t she like a notorious 4chan racist or something

[–] BuilderFeisty_Ratio3694 -1 points0 points  (4 children)

Is she the most toxic member of the community? Not a good look

[–]Mursin 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Wdym, this is funny as fuck. It's dripping in irony

[–]Catfoxdogbro 4 points5 points  (1 child)

She's being funny, it's a joke

[–]evilpartiesgetitdone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like hearing the door sounds while she's talking

[–]KuroFafnar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking forward to her rage posts about Mistlands mobs.

[–]ExplicitDrift 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Dang she right. I don't have a crystal battleaxe."

Respect Earned.

"You don't have one. You Don't Have One. YoU DoN't HaVe OnE."

Respect lost.

[–]Gordano_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But why alienware? Whyyyyyyyyyyy

[–]korunks 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Not to sound like a boomer or anything, but what is a Dona Cat?

[–] BuilderNecrospire 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Like a Dona Kebab but more vocal with about the same intelligence.

[–]Gravewatcher0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who tf is this lady is she famous or something

[–] HunterLurkingRusalka -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Honestly I'm so tired of seeing her everywhere. Even if this is sarcasm I really don't care what she's got, in fact I feel a little betrayed she's found her way into the Valheim sub. 😐

[–]JustASluttyPixi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ewww, let's not praise the Neo-Nazi fangirl just because she plays a video gams

[–]dalmutidangus 3 points4 points  (1 child)

doja cat showing feet in racial longhouses

[–]ak97j 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LOL the audience for this joke is so niche but it got me.

[–] Hunterpattylay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get this bih a krom asap

[–]abhig535 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sigh, time for a new world

[–]MisterWafflles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

White supremacist

[–] VikingLukoM42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy she didn't say "drager" like most uncultured peeps

[–]Beginning_Bit_820 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitch I made it to the mistlands

[–]XtroDoubleDrop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Makes me not wanna play the game. Fuck this bitch!

[–]songmage -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I suspect there's a joke somewhere that I'm not getting. I enjoyed the chest focus though.

[–]TheMinisterOfGaming -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Never thought i'd see a cow beat valheim

now to see if i get down voted for calling a woman a cow

or upvoted cuz fans get it xD

[–]lctucker2999 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I assume this is a youtube celebrity so I'm not surprised that I don't know who it is. But is there some context to this video or what? I mean.... when was it made? Why is she flexing silver age equipment? Even if it was before mistlands, plains gear was was around at launch wasn't it? Or at least by hearth &home update?

[–]KuroFafnar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think she got into Valheim relatively recently. But she’s top ten played artist in the world right now so she’s pretty famous in that way.

Just look her top songs, hooks for days

[–]pants_de_leon83 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is great

[–] ExplorerJ_Productions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want a good laugh, her GTA clips are hilarious, cool she is playing Valheim, I would have never expected

[–]G33kaholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doja cat is actually a nazi!

[–]kobocha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d like to see that followup when she realizes how terrible the move set is

[–] Crafterdotplaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She got some good Meadows food though!

[–]aqualupin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Waiting for Doja Cat to call for Valheim extras to dance in her next music video

[–]thel0lzynarwhal2 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Celebs pay people to power level them all the time.

[–]Sinkholediaries 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah celebs don't play games...that would be too normal for them right? Lmao plebs

[–] Vikingbeatdownkioskman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I got the Mistwalker max level settle down love

[–]awesomedan24 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At least I have chicken

[–]vinchenzo68 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who stole her eyebrows?

[–]K-joe95fizzle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She's talking mad smack for someone riding silver armor, just saying

[–] BuilderBobbyPeruMD -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry I couldn’t hear her over the sound of my max spine snap.

[–]AbsoluteEva -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Could not find that on her insta. Love it if it's real

[–]gnark1lla420 3 points4 points  (1 child)

it in the stories part.

[–]AbsoluteEva 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Found it, thank you!

[–]Vexmythoclastt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My takeaway from this is, she has great taste in games 👌

[–]BigDilf-YKTFV -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well yea we have to go to work 🤣🤣🤣 ofcourse someone who can do absolutely nothing all day everyday and still have a roof over their heads and food on their table will be able to get all the legendary stuff

[–]wezelboy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That Stone Golem is gonna wreck her shit if she doesn't come down off of that roof.

[–]RedSnt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

She's a bit of a shitposter, gotta respect it. She also streamed like a year ago, mostly SSX Tricky, but also a few other games. VOD?