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[–]yokayla 3005 points3006 points  (22 children)

Doja is definitely a chronically online girly, like the rest of us.

[–]clemthearcher 1197 points1198 points  (17 children)

Not me lol, she’s a special brand, what with her showing feet in the white supremacist chatrooms

[–]Comfortable-Rush8705 560 points561 points  (4 children)

SHE IN RACIAL CHATROOMS SHOWING FEET!!!

[–]chae_xcx 36 points37 points  (0 children)

this is forever funny.

[–]amess_lost 2003 points2004 points  (27 children)

Her agency needs to pull an Adele and take her twitter account away from her, because her tweets are embarrassing and they take people out of the music. Or she could just get an alt twitter account, like the rest of us.

[–]shion005 194 points195 points  (20 children)

What did Adele do?

[–]whatitdewwbabyyyy 607 points608 points  (16 children)

Nothing really. She was dressed for Nottingham Festival and had Bantu knots with a Jamaican flag bikini. Some corner of the internet made a fuss, but it was the first time Adele had gotten any real backlash so her team confiscated her social media.

[–]hatterina 175 points176 points  (1 child)

It was Notting Hill Carnival btw. It’s a huge annual Caribbean event in London

[–]peanut-butter-blues 54 points55 points  (1 child)

*Notting Hill carnival in London, Nottingham is a different city lol

[–]toulouse92 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I think they’re referring to when Adele said her team took away her Twitter because she would drunk tweet lol

[–]shion005 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Thanks!

[–]jesuseatsbees 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She talked about them taking it away years ago because she would get into arguements online.

[–]whatsoctoberfeast 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Notting Hill carnival!

[–]futurejournalist18 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Notting Hill festival but yes

[–]gunsof 39 points40 points  (0 children)

she said she got her people to prevent her from accessing her accounts at one point

[–]CallieTayl0r 27 points28 points  (0 children)

She said she was drunk tweeting and management decided to take away her account access. If she wanted to post two people have to approve beforehand. This was long before the bantu knot scandal.

[–]amandawk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think she said in an interview that she would get drunk and get online. I'm not sure if she actually tweeted anything while drunk or if they did it just as a precaution.

[–]saltbutt 119 points120 points  (1 child)

FR. I love Doja's music, I try super hard to ignore her online presence because it soured me for a long time

[–]tronovich 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You think people stop listening to her music because of her personality?

Kinda feels like that persona just lends more to her popularity.

[–]Kveldulfiii 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly, her Twitter account appeals to me more than her music does/makes me want to like her music. She’s just so joyfully unhinged.

[–]Jenny_Saint_Quanjust want to share a thought here because I can 1511 points1512 points  (46 children)

Weak-ass clapbacks. That's what dating an ugly racist yt man does to ya.

[–]kush_faerieNancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling 169 points170 points  (37 children)

who’s she dating?

[–]HandNuts 532 points533 points  (25 children)

This guy

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[–]welp-itscometothis 438 points439 points  (3 children)

Disgusting. Well…she was in the racial chat room showing feet.

[–]TheShapeShiftingFoxbarbie (2023) for best picture 179 points180 points  (2 children)

“All of a sudden bisexual”🙄

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Gott sprinkle in that queerphobia. His casual use of the f slur and transphobia is just the icing on the cake.

[–]cmbic1234All of a sudden bisexual 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I want this as a flair

[–]maude313 111 points112 points  (11 children)

I will never understand why these badass women end up with such trasssssh

[–]elodieroyer 321 points322 points  (1 child)

low self esteem, internalized misogyny & internalized racism

[–]b00m_cat 229 points230 points  (0 children)

Because they are trash too, water always seeks it’s own level

[–]tonguetwister 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Because she’s trash, too

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not trying to trash doja specifically but in general it’s a pretty 1 to 1 direct link that anyone who makes a big deal out of being tough, claps back always, is nothing but a constant winner, that sort of crap, as their brand and personality is pretty insecure and everything that can come with.

[–]ToKillACPAmindy kaling’s baby daddy 71 points72 points  (3 children)

She’s dating someone from YouTube?

[–]Jenny_Saint_Quanjust want to share a thought here because I can 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Lmao 🤣

[–]everythingisabagel 1335 points1336 points  (6 children)

You guys just don’t understand her humor because she’s different and not like other girls.

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[–]tar-luthien 1317 points1318 points  (12 children)

I don't understand why mega successful stars like her and the Weekend care sooooo much about what a bunch of randos with 12 followers on twitter think so badly like bitch go get an expensive af facial and sip on champagne that costs more than we make in a year and calm down

[–]MKultrakeef 464 points465 points  (0 children)

bc interacting with internet randos is how she came up!!! she will never stop its an addiction at this point lmao

[–]crystalzelda 368 points369 points  (2 children)

Bc they have no real friends to vent to and are so cripplingly insecure it legitimately enrages them to the point where they cannot help themselves but reply to even the mildest of criticism. They know it makes them look corny but they still can’t stop so they try to make it ironique, but it absolutely doesn’t work.

All this money, fame and acclaim means nothing when you have a black hole of self hatred in your soul. Therapy!

[–]mermaidsrh 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Yes I agree it extreme insecurity and probably a bit of narcissism that keeps Doja fighting people online

[–]CurrentRoster 75 points76 points  (1 child)

I was wondering why this reminded me of Abel. For the most part, their music has been very well received but once they get criticism for anything, they don’t know how to handle it.

[–]tinasnow-poty 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Mate if I had that much money I would not give a flying fuck what people thought about me. Just switch off your phone!

[–]poundtown1997 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If the issue was that easy to fix, we wouldn’t have a lot of the problems we have now in society.

Saying that is so much easier said than done. I bet it’s be hard to pull away if someone was commenting on every decision you made.

[–]ochre22 809 points810 points  (7 children)

She wants to be Azealia Banks so bad lmao

[–]OtterCat79725 780 points781 points  (1 child)

She thinks shes hilarious and the whole time im like

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[–]nopenonotatall 199 points200 points  (0 children)

these truly have gotta be the least funny “disses” and she really thought she ate :/

[–]blxckbexuty 553 points554 points  (9 children)

doja been fr getting on my nerves ever since the whole “HA! Tricked you stupids into liking my music even tho I hate it!”

[–][deleted] 537 points538 points  (16 children)

same energy

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[–]CategorySad6121it feels like a movie 308 points309 points  (14 children)

I feel too old for this, I don’t understand at all 😭

[–]Sa1lor23 284 points285 points  (0 children)

see i was trying to find the words to explain it but you just had to be there when this meme first came around 😭

Edit: i'm giving this my best shot but basically it was a trend on instagram in like 2017ish for big accounts to post "advice" threads from twitter, and some of these threads were like "comebacks for when someone does you dirty" but every time the "comebacks" were laughably awful and this became like an "ironic" meme lol

[–][deleted] 197 points198 points  (7 children)

lmao i think this was around 2017 when one of those ✨aesthetic✨accounts posted this and first of all just the fact that they needed to make a thread for "shady af comebacks" is hilarious in and of itself but the actual comebacks were so so so SO corny that it became a meme whenever someone had a weak comeback to anything lol it was funny when it happened i swear 😭

edit: as i was writing this comment i decided to google if someone had screenshots and THE ACTUAL THREAD IS STILL UP lmfaooo (also i can't believe it was 2019???)

[–]poppyisrealmetalquote me as being mis-quoted 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Feel free to use 🤗💙

[–]Sa1lor23 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Wait 2019?? i swear this was from 2017 that's crazy.

[–]Cheeriosxxxgo pis girl 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Lmao I can’t believe that it’s still posted 😭 2019 the time of the ✨🧚emojis as well

[–]Malkkum 195 points196 points  (2 children)

I really need someone to explain this cuz what???

[–]AffectionateGrand871 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The girl in the picture’s “comeback” is staring down at her nails like the other person just said something awkward or embarrassing. It took me a second

[–]okokokcomputer 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Tbh the pictures don’t really have anything to do with the shady af comebacks, it was just a stupid trend where these aesthetic/advice accounts would post random girly pictures along with an advice thread. It is hard to fully explain but if you were on instagram during the period of “just girly things” I think the photo would make more sense

[–]DNorthman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Same! I'm trying to be a Detective here...but i got nothing.

[–]maliciouschihuahua 511 points512 points  (3 children)

She was bitter and resentful when she was “forced” to sing pop songs, now she’s bitter and resentful after switching to her desired genre? Well color me surprised- her fans had me totally convinced that she would change once she was free to do what she wanted to.

[–]Youwontbreakmysoul 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Starting to think she’s just bitter and resentful..

[–]okokokcomputer 503 points504 points  (0 children)

Doja’s PR team found dead in Miami

[–]allsilverusts 496 points497 points  (1 child)

my greatest wish for her is to obtain an offline paper diary of some sort

[–]hedahedaheda 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The notes app will suffice !!

[–]indoorlady 414 points415 points  (5 children)

She's seems like she's trying to do Azelia Banks style insults, but they're not landing.

[–]GlitteringGemini333 174 points175 points  (1 child)

She doesn’t have the magic combination of being bipolar and also a Gemini

[–]moonligxt 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I’m both, I feel so seen and validated by your comment. Truly the best thing to happen to me today. Thank you for the bipolar and Gemini support.

[–]nopenonotatall 389 points390 points  (4 children)

her complaining about people not leaving her alone on twitter reminds me of:

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[–]spaceb00tz 281 points282 points  (1 child)

she might be in this thread rn

[–]layla_jones_ 242 points243 points  (0 children)

Hi Doja

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[–]TH13TEENGHOSTjust want to share a thought here because I can 222 points223 points  (0 children)

Why do people keep posting her corny ass tweets on here. Leave that garbage where it is and ignore her.

[–]anyanerves 182 points183 points  (0 children)

Baby you are not Azealia Banks and you never will be.

[–]Maddyherselius 122 points123 points  (2 children)

I love Doja’s music and I’ll still listen but it does turn me off of her music a bit when I see her acting like this lmao. Same with how the Weeknd has been responding to people criticizing his terrible show. Like now I know you guys are insecure chronically online nerds and I’m supposed to listen to your serious music?

[–]zersch 129 points130 points  (1 child)

Oh yeah well I think she eats noodles with a spoon.

[–]A_ThorusRex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

May I steal this with your permission, of course?

[–]coraIinejones 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Her comebacks…aren’t even funny

[–]_Democracy_ 98 points99 points  (0 children)

girl just LOG OFF

[–]No_Scarcity4145 87 points88 points  (0 children)

These are so early Twitter popstar tweets except cringe

[–]Then-Education6883 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Whenever I see her posting stuff like this its like watching a train wreck in slow motion. Like I see the talent in her, I can see she could do better but she probably won't and shes probably her worst enemy. Its really sad. The industry is probably eating her alive. Its not just her fans but its easier to turn against them than the people giving her money and opportunities.

[–]Cadbury_fish_egglet’s talk about the husband 67 points68 points  (2 children)

This reads like she’s trying to sound like Azealia but she doesn’t have the same punch

[–]WoodlandWife 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly the vibe I got. It doesn’t work because banks is really a wordsmith like have any opinion you want on her, but you really can’t deny the way she’s able to craft an insult

[–]Redditpelorider 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Where is noted poet laureate of online reads, Azealia Banks, to respond to this embarrassing attempt?

[–]Bl1nk1nUR4r34as a bella hadid stan 67 points68 points  (0 children)

god, she’s so embarrassing.

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[–]CloneUnruhe 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Who the hell says knock kneed in 2023? Does she not know this is a medical issue?

[–]layla_jones_ 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of Twitter in 2010-2015, the clapback seasons. I am so over it. I thought people who posted about not caring about haters were unbothered, but now I know they are still spending their time responding because they can’t log off (too focused on opinions of strangers). I think it’s better for artists to have someone do their PR and focus more on their career and private life. I already didn’t like Doja because of the jokes during Depp vs AH and her recent tweets made me realize I just do not like her. The way she treats her fans is also disappointing.

[–]b00m_cat 41 points42 points  (1 child)

It’s wild to me that celebs could be spending their time traveling the world and seeing things and experiencing things most people could only dream of but they stay posted up in twitter searching their name

[–]tormentrock 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It's possible that she lacks meaningful close relationships in her life that help her feel secure and grounded. I remember acting like this at low points in my life. I hope she goes to therapy.

[–]Sailorjupiter97 39 points40 points  (0 children)

She is so fucking insufferable

[–]Apprehensive_Aide805 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is why I never followed her on Twitter. She’s very annoying.

[–]jonsnowmeshiv roy apologist 21 points22 points  (0 children)

[–]stepknee1985whipping hard fruit 19 points20 points  (0 children)

[–]tonguetwister 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She really has the worst vibes

[–]Weak-Veterinarian-39 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If she really wants to talk like this on Twitter, at least get a private/burner account.

[–]Cat_Toe_Beans_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Doja, girl log off

[–]sanrioslag 13 points14 points  (0 children)

she has the sense of humor of a 13 year old boy

[–]heartof_glass 11 points12 points  (0 children)

she’s an okay performer but i find her so unappealing she always sounds miserable

[–]sushitower 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dont forget the worst one!!

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[–]nothingandnowhere7I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Doja runs upstairs on all fours

[–]RangerDangerfield 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Calm down, Doja. Not everyone can be Rihanna.

[–]afrohead0_0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oddly specific 🤔

[–]knataleigh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

joseph quinn really did a number on her

[–]skakkuru 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She has money, clout, she's young and good looking. What the hell is she doing wasting her time responding to some randos on the internet?

[–]Unfair_Passenger8586 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean. Facts. Do you see Beyoncé and Adele responding to every single hate they get? No because it’s a bad look.

[–]hkj369 2 points3 points  (0 children)

god damn she is so obnoxious 😭 i love all of her music but i can’t interact w her online presence

[–]basicwitch333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find that the best way (for me) to enjoy Doja is to not follow her on any platforms and just listen to the music!

[–]TessTrue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone is PISSED lol

[–]avada32kedavra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s up with the condiment insults? I kinda dig it for real

[–]SmileofUbeFountain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She seems stressed! 😫 Hope she doesn't get too overwhelmed, I really enjoy her work.