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[–]pepper2525 68 points69 points  (2 children)

You stole my Jesus fish!

[–]LinzcroFeels like an Arby's night 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Yeah, that's right!

[–]LaLore20Hellllloooooooooooo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

👹

[–]Character_Surround[🍰] 45 points46 points  (1 child)

In The Fatigues, Kramer runs a Jewish singles night at Frank Costanza's Knight of Columbus hall, which is a Catholic Fraternal Order.

[–]calm_and_collect[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You got T-Fal?!

[–]mister_newmanYada yada yada 28 points29 points  (5 children)

The Jewish references are probably too many to count, lol. One that comes to mind is when Lippman and his son "renounce Judaism!" in order to get a shiksa (Elaine).

[–]knightress_oxhide 14 points15 points  (0 children)

shiksapeal

[–]LinzcroFeels like an Arby's night 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He still got a game of Boggle out of the deal.

[–]Smooth-Example-9182 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Mohel for sure.

[–]ZeePirate 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The rabbi then try’s to hit on her too lol

[–]calm_and_collect[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He's got a time share in Myrtle Beach.

[–]9man90Ask the 8 ball 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Doing the opposite is "my new religion".

[–]orem-boy 12 points13 points  (1 child)

So your savior would be the Anti-Christ

[–]Ok-Dig3431 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Elaine: Do you believe in God?

David Puddy: Yes.

Elaine: Oh! So you're pretty religious?

David Puddy: I try.

Elaine: So is it a problem that I'm not really religious?

David Puddy: Not for me.

Elaine: Why not?

David Puddy: I'm not the one going to hell.

[–]I_am_not_JohnLeClairAsk the 8 ball 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I’m going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing!

[–]Ok-Dig3431 5 points6 points  (1 child)

And the heat my God, the heat !!!!!

[–]Longjumping_Hat_2672 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gonna be rough. 

[–]Professional-Steak-5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snappy!!

[–]HerelGoDigginInAgain 21 points22 points  (2 children)

The Face Painter

The Jesus Fish/Elaine and Puddy visiting the priest and he tells them their both going to hell

[–]CarcosaDweller 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’ll only feel like an eternity

[–]ctubby766 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"El Diablo!"

[–]hillo538 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Those aren’t buoys

[–]CarcosaDweller 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Those aren’t matzah balls

[–]Professional-Steak-5 15 points16 points  (5 children)

I just told her a few bits of wisdom from Confucius

[–]jrlande 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I'M NOT TAKING ADVICE FROM SOME WOMAN FROM LONG ISLAND!!

[–]Exotic_Potential1348 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Donna Chang

[–]calm_and_collect[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've got to cancel your acupuncture.

[–]JonathanWisconsin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’VE BEEN DUPED!

[–]doobetteDel Bisto Becko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, you're not Chinese...

[–]Ok-Dig3431 12 points13 points  (2 children)

George Costanza: I like Christian rock. It's very positive. It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip.

[–]I_GIVE_KIDS_MDMAMojambo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jesus is One. Jesus is all.

Jesus'l pick me up when I fall.

[–]Professional-Steak-5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And their complicated shoes

[–]drainspoutGet OUT! 9 points10 points  (2 children)

When George thinks he had a heart attack: I'll tell ya, if I ever get out of here, I'm gonna change my life. I'm gonna do a whole Zen thing. Take up yoga, meditate.. I'll eat right. Calm down, lose my anger.

[–]jrlande 5 points6 points  (0 children)

HEY! IS ANYBODY LISTENING!?!

[–]DetrashTheTriangle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

good one!

[–]blomba6 11 points12 points  (1 child)

A Festivus for the rest of us!

[–]CritiqueDeLaCritique 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As I rained blows upon him I thought, there has to be a better way

[–]peedge0419Get OUT! 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm glad you threw Tanya in there

[–]BramStroker47 9 points10 points  (4 children)

I grew up going to a Greek Orthodox Church so the Latvian Orthodox episode holds a special place for me.

[–]Longjumping_Hat_2672 4 points5 points  (2 children)

My Greek Orthodox dad didn't like that one because he thought they were making fun of the Orthodox Church. I told him it seemed more like they were making fun of George being such an idiot. 

[–]BramStroker47 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yeah, I didn’t take it as a slight to the Orthodox Church at all.

Edit: my stepmom (who was the Greek one) would get mad at the “X” in Xmas because they replaced “Christ”. Meanwhile the “X” stands for the Greek word “Χριστός” for “Christ”. So not only was she wrong but she could’ve even been happy about it since it was literally Greek.

[–]Longjumping_Hat_2672 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you told her that! 

[–]bobbyhillthuglife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah same here (not greek but also orthodox)

[–]vanbboy22 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Kavorka! The luuuuuuuuure of de animal…

[–]rollingstoner215The Wig Master 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does an Old Testament reference count?

“Oh Moses smell the roses.”

[–]zundish 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Fadda

[–]BrookylnBeaches1917 11 points12 points  (3 children)

His Faddah was a muddah

His Muddah was a muddah

[–]Count-Western 12 points13 points  (2 children)

His muddah was a muddah?!

[–]Eric848448 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hey what did I just say??

[–]Ok-Carpenter-9778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loves the slop!

[–]Ok-Dig3431 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Elaine: Yes, he is dumb. Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious? Elaine: Dumb and lazy, I understand.

[–]DetrashTheTriangle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know, that's a kneeler...

[–]_its_a_SWEATER_The Opposite 4 points5 points  (1 child)

“Well, I should mention that I’m Jewish…”

“Uh, that’s no sin.”

[–]Smooth-Example-9182 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does that offend you as a Jewish person?

[–]rjgilbert80 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Somebody asks me which direction Israel is I don’t fly off the handle!

[–]actualelainebenes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Puddy’s car radio…

🎶Jesus is one, Jesus is all, Jesus will pick me up when I fall🎶

[–]artvarnsen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Give me a schtickle of fluoride

[–]fdetanya 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The cult that goes around mutilating squirrels

[–]devilthedankdawg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shes like a monster from Greek mythology.

[–]actualelainebenes 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The Pope and Raquel Welch in a lifeboat

[–]__Bringer-of-Light__Vegetable Lasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One moment...

[–]testudoaubreii1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

El Diablo! El Diablo!

[–]almondjoybestcndybar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

La Madonna … madre de Cristo… estoy listo!!!

[–]Masta0nion 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Väst

[–]Professional-Steak-5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Enigmatic

[–]Jake_Titicaca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hare Krishna! Hare Krishna!

[–]973Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kavorka!

[–]HudsonCommodoreRugged? The man's a goblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

4th picture earned my upvote. Most of the world is carpeted.

[–]byrobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My name is Tanya

[–]doobetteDel Bisto Becko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Religion, my friend - that's what happened to me. -Jerry, "The Apartment"

[–]HideSolidSnake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, fadda

[–]BolognaFoot1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet, fancy Moses

[–]Ok-Carpenter-9778 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'll tell you what to do, I'll tell you what to do. You go to Tor Eckman. Tor, Tor, he'll fix you right up. He's a herbalist, a healer, George. He's not just gonna fix the tonsils and the adenoids, he is gonna change the whole way you function - body and mind.

Eckman? I thought he was doing time?

No, no, he's out. He got out. See, the medical establishment, see, they tried to frame him. It's all politics. But he's a rebel.

[–]Professional-Steak-5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jonny Yuma was a rebel

[–]Flickeredsoul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Es la Madonna

¡No estoy listo!

[–]Shoottheradio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vaast?

[–]TheSchultz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guarantee you that Moses was a picker. You wander through the desert for forty years with that dry air. You telling me you're not going to have occasion to clean house a little bit?