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[–]RaptorsDick_Hammerbush 4323 points4324 points  (34 children)

He can't hurt us anymore.

[–]76ersBloodBath718 1848 points1849 points  (25 children)

BREAKING NEWS LeBron James has been traded to the Brooklyn Nets via trade

[–]Lakersmrdhood 1374 points1375 points  (17 children)

What other methods are there to get traded?

[–]WarriorsDovahkiin9101 925 points926 points  (7 children)

via banana boat

[–][CHI] Michael JordaniPlowedYourMom 268 points269 points  (4 children)

Ayyo P, they want me to swim on the side

[–]Minneapolis Lakersrawchess 39 points40 points  (0 children)

LeBadMan is gone, you're safe now.

[–]LakersJayveesac 4377 points4378 points  (39 children)

Initiate LeShutdown Sequence

[–][LAL] Lonzo BallCalebtheking03 1041 points1042 points  (8 children)

LeTank rolls on

[–][deleted] 206 points207 points  (2 children)

Greatest Of All Tanks

[–][GSW] Festus Ezelicaptainsuperfuc 1235 points1236 points  (9 children)

The Lakers just wasted a year of JaVale McGee's prime by putting scrubs like Lance Stevenson, LeBron James, and Michael Beasley around him. smh

[–]76ersChakahan342 124 points125 points  (2 children)

McGee’s Prime will be longer than most, trees live hella long

[–][TOR] Kyle LowryThe_Unknown98 3574 points3575 points  (66 children)

LeBron really got eliminated from Finals contention before April.

[–]SpiderBoi1000 1264 points1265 points  (10 children)

LeBron in playoff mode now

[–]RaptorsToronto416ix 456 points457 points  (0 children)

Elimination mode activated

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingrammeengine 8098 points8099 points  (192 children)

Magic wanted a leader. D'Angelo then lead us the way to Cancun.

[–]Celticsgoofygoober2 2198 points2199 points  (132 children)

At least Magic is free to go on all the late night talk shows to start the tampering early

[–]Gran DestinoTheSpaceCowboyx 702 points703 points  (5 children)

this post is gonna pay for reddit's servers for next couple of months

[–]WarriorsBoredomHeights 159 points160 points  (1 child)

But only after crashing them first.

[–]NetsDapperOne 382 points383 points  (8 children)

I wanted that Dlo dagger 3 to go in so badly

[–]Gran DestinoTheSpaceCowboyx 236 points237 points  (13 children)

CANCUN ON 3

[–]batsybatsybatsy16 87 points88 points  (10 children)

One

[–]RaptorsBenLi69 81 points82 points  (9 children)

TWO

[–][GSW] Stephen Curryjamin925 88 points89 points  (7 children)

THREE

[–]Rocketstimtejas 204 points205 points  (6 children)

CANCUN

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantChop_Artista 2506 points2507 points  (20 children)

This dramatically reduces our chances of playing in the2019 WCF.

[–]TimberwolvesSteveBorden 427 points428 points  (12 children)

How so?

[–]Westbluelightnings 579 points580 points  (8 children)

0 x 0 = 0

[–]YoloLucy 359 points360 points  (4 children)

Dude, there are still 10 games left. What if they go 10-0? Let me run the numbers.

10 x 0 = 0

Damn, still 0.

But wait, they have the king! So add his 3 titles.

103 x 0 = 0

Oh no...

[–][deleted] 120 points121 points  (2 children)

0! = 1 gottem

[–][BOS] Paul PierceEpeeHS 19 points20 points  (0 children)

So theyre guaranteed the finals? Lakers did it again.

[–]PoopinFresh 353 points354 points  (4 children)

[–][GSW] Klay ThompsonThestig2 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Holy shit

[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 3481 points3482 points  (103 children)

[–]Celticssolarscopez 493 points494 points  (7 children)

MICHAEL JEFFREY JORDAN WOULD NEVER

[–]Saitsu 257 points258 points  (2 children)

deep sigh

pound desk after each word

MICHAEL

JEFFERY

JORDAN

[–]BullsTozzzta 184 points185 points  (1 child)

I was there in Salt Lake City covering that team in 1998, and SHANNON ONE THING THAT CAN BE SAID ABOUT MICHAEL JORDAN IS THAT HE HAD THE CLUTCH GENE!

[–][TOR] Tracy McGradyTeBenny 209 points210 points  (2 children)

But skeeeeuuuup.

[–][deleted] 170 points171 points  (1 child)

DONDODAT SKIEEEEEEEEUUPPPPP

[–]RocketsM_epps01 276 points277 points  (6 children)

IS THIS YOUR KING?

[–]BeenWavy07 183 points184 points  (31 children)

"PLAYOFF MODE ACTIVATED"

[–]Heattobyflenderson1 521 points522 points  (12 children)

🦀 LEBRON IS GONE 🦀

[–]Warriorsiorch421 158 points159 points  (3 children)

Toronto is chugging beers rn

[–]RaptorsRuSs_9 65 points66 points  (1 child)

He can’t hurt us anymore

[–]Spursgrgriffin3 2058 points2059 points  (95 children)

This is gonna be the most upvoted post of all time, isn't it.

[–]Raptorslordkeith 1672 points1673 points  (42 children)

Waiting for the "the golden state warriors have been eliminated from championship contention" post.

[–]BucksOn_Adderall 671 points672 points  (34 children)

Gonna have to wait until at least 2020 for that one...

[–]Celticspkosuda 404 points405 points  (20 children)

The other day at work I was like "I miss the brackets we used to do for the NBA Playoffs, we should do that again" and my friend just looked at me in silence until I realized by myself that there would be no point while the Warriors dynasty exists.

[–]Pistonscbosh04 212 points213 points  (3 children)

I mean just because you pick the champion right in your March madness bracket doesn’t make it a good bracket. Pick the winner of a series right and get a point. Get the number of games in the series right and get a bonus point. Escalate the points for each successive round if you want. Simple, easy, fun

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Might break the /r/NBA record for gold lol

[–][TOR] Jorge Garbajosawikiman2001 133 points134 points  (18 children)

You underestimate the power of laker fans

[–]Clippersellihs 222 points223 points  (6 children)

97% upvoted

IT'S 29 VS 1 UP IN HERE

[–]Westbluelightnings 43 points44 points  (1 child)

29.5 vs 1 at this point, I've seen so much Laker on Laker crime recently

[–]XellosPY 1200 points1201 points  (3 children)

[–][SAS] Derrick Whiteasqweful 292 points293 points  (2 children)

iT's A wIn FoR tHe TaNk!1!

[–]Bleacher Reportbleacherreport 10.5k points10.5k points  (168 children)

[–]NetsBushidoBrowne 3578 points3579 points  (73 children)

Holy fuck

Y’all hired animators for this shit

I love it!

P.S Dexters mom is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

[–]Celticssolarscopez 1052 points1053 points  (60 children)

Nephew....

don't delete this

[–]NetsBushidoBrowne 1778 points1779 points  (59 children)

[–]Clippersuziair 446 points447 points  (39 children)

regular show best 10 minute cartoon ever

dont @ me

[–]Rocketstimtejas 284 points285 points  (17 children)

I'm heated that my ex still has my Regular Show t-shirt. Sometimes I think about making the 4 hour drive to steal it back

[–]Clippersuziair 145 points146 points  (0 children)

worth

[–][LAL] Lamar Odomgerardatron 52 points53 points  (0 children)

This is like the opposite scenario of the episode where Mordecai made the long drive to try and give Margaret's sweater back

[–]Trail BlazersPlayOnPlayer 81 points82 points  (5 children)

What about that hot chick who hang out with the monkey? She gave me a skintight jumpsuit fetish for life.

[–]NetsBushidoBrowne 33 points34 points  (0 children)

She can choke me

[–][OKC] Steven AdamsLukeDogg90 306 points307 points  (0 children)

How long have you been sitting on this B/R? 😂

[–]Clippersuziair 391 points392 points  (1 child)

br shitposting with us baby

[–][deleted] 89 points90 points  (0 children)

These guys are pro shitposters. It's an honor.

[–][deleted] 158 points159 points  (3 children)

You hate to see it.

[–][deleted] 506 points507 points  (12 children)

The top post all time in r/nba is Lebron joining the Lakers. Will this post surpass it?

[–]HawksBobby-Samsonite 249 points250 points  (3 children)

I hope it surpasses it for Irony

[–][LAL] Lonzo BallCalebtheking03 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Upvote for yes.

[–]Kings Bandwagonbigvahe33 1120 points1121 points  (13 children)

[–]ClippersEddy209Part2 246 points247 points  (9 children)

I like this

[–]Clippersduplicatesnowflake 132 points133 points  (8 children)

Feels good to be us all of the sudden.

[–]BucksPremierInferior 298 points299 points  (6 children)

Can Magic PLEASE get JaVale McGee some help??

[–]Rocketstigertrojan 69 points70 points  (1 child)

Javale can’t win with these cats

[–]blackman9 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Did he seriously led all lakers in scoring and rebounding?

[–]SpursOUisBack 2061 points2062 points  (47 children)

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE

[–]Thundernewman796 1134 points1135 points  (10 children)

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO.

JAVALE FUCKING MCGEE LED ALL LAKERS IN SCORING.

[–]CelticsCaptainGronk69 224 points225 points  (4 children)

MUM GET THE CAMERA

[–]RocketsMugiMartin 186 points187 points  (5 children)

༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º ༽ HEH HEH, PILE ON! ༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º ༽

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

warsong commander

EVERYONE GET IN HERE

Well fought. I concede

[–]Celticsmjj1492 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I’d hoped I’d never see that again

[–]Mario ChalmersMelGibsonDerp[M] 923 points924 points  (23 children)

This one wins congrats on the karma

[–]Thundernewman796 248 points249 points  (2 children)

I feel so bad for you guys. There’s been like 50 post in the last 5 minutes

[–][MIA] Udonis Haslemelbenji[M] 290 points291 points  (1 child)

We were prepared!

[–]ThunderHamish_maclaren 405 points406 points  (14 children)

I was first. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[–]CelticsCaptainGronk69 128 points129 points  (3 children)

Lakers fans furiously photoshopping Lakers jerseys on every all star

[–][GSW] Stephen CurryGSWarrior18 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure once you become a Laker fan you automatically get a free Photoshop subscription

[–]Kingsrattlemebones 222 points223 points  (10 children)

I'm gonna bust

[–][CLE] J.R. Smithbonzi_bron 317 points318 points  (6 children)

-Anthony Bennett

[–][CHA] Malik MonkCLTwolf 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Damn son

[–]SpursBRAD_POPOVICH 519 points520 points  (19 children)

imagine adding lebron to your team and still failing to make playoffs and possibly doing worse than the year before

[–]CavaliersHubrisSnifferBot 215 points216 points  (10 children)

🦀You really hate to see it.🦀

[–]MadVillainz 50 points51 points  (0 children)

McGee can't win with these cats

[–]Ant/Szczerbiakedgykitty[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (57 children)

Faded.

[–]ClippersExzibit21 238 points239 points  (14 children)

Hi r/all, its fuck the lakers round these parts

[–]Trail BlazersFamilyguy35 65 points66 points  (0 children)

DRANK

[–]Minneapolis Lakersrawchess 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Can I have my tankwagon flair now?

[–]LakersCurlybrac 431 points432 points  (41 children)

Fade me, fam.

Used to it now.

[–]LakersJayveesac 174 points175 points  (27 children)

Fuck Maginka

[–]HaveAGr8DayStranger 123 points124 points  (24 children)

Fr tho, every move they made has been neutral or negative. LeBron doesn’t count as a move by Maginka, he isn’t here cuz of Maginka, he was coming to LA regardless.

[–][LAL] Shannon BrownAdolescentThug 45 points46 points  (5 children)

It's infuriating when everyone puts 100% of the blame on Luke.

Don't get me wrong, he's a part of the problem, but how the hell is he supposed to coach such a poorly constructed roster into the playoffs, in literally one of the most competitive conferences in NBA History.

[–][deleted] 88 points89 points  (2 children)

He was coming so he can produce Million dollar mile. LMAO

[–]Clippersuziair 43 points44 points  (1 child)

when i saw that commercial i was like. this is the reason lakers are missing the playoff fucking shitty reality show.

i know the real reason just shit psoting

[–]Timberwolvesdenoobiest 506 points507 points  (31 children)

why'd this one get so many upvotes

[–]Engineerthegreat 287 points288 points  (5 children)

All the others were deleted they didn't use the format correctly

[–][deleted] 124 points125 points  (1 child)

https://imgur.com/a/zI9qwbp

the great karma race of 2019

[–]CelticsCaptainGronk69 1522 points1523 points  (88 children)

Imagine adding “the best player in the world” to the “best young core in the league” and still missing the playoffs.

Imagine being the 4th best team in your own state.

Imagine not even being the best team in your own city.

The Lakers logo is literally an L.

The Lakers haven’t won a playoff game in 2500 days.

[–][DEN] Jusuf Nurkickunt_kicker 566 points567 points  (54 children)

Dodgers lost in the World Series and the Rams in the Super Bowl. Tough time for LA fans.

[–]Timberwolvesxantys 135 points136 points  (0 children)

The Lakers logo is literally an L

LMAOOOO

[–]Lakersthe_cunt_muncher 186 points187 points  (6 children)

Imagine being the 4th best team in your own state.

5th after UC Irvine now

[–]PelicansGuyote_ 70 points71 points  (2 children)

I am bathing in this rn

[–][NJN] Vince CarterGetBuckets13182 163 points164 points  (2 children)

YOU ARE WELCOME ALL! I DONT WANNA HEAR ANYMORE DRAFT PICK JOKES, WE DID THIS FOR THE CULTURE

[–]NuggetsMrFahrenkite 87 points88 points  (0 children)

TAKE THAT L ON YOUR WAY OUT

[–]Wizardslorddane 37 points38 points  (1 child)

WHEN DOES THE ORGY START????

[–]Netslawmemer 84 points85 points  (1 child)

D'Angelo gets his revenge, sweet victory indeed.

[–]HawksKreykelly 154 points155 points  (7 children)

I want to thank everyone for making this possible

[–]HawksBobby-Samsonite 64 points65 points  (3 children)

mostly Magic and Pelinka for assembling that squad and injuries and Luke Walton and his terrible staff.

[–]CavaliersLeKingofAkron 30 points31 points  (2 children)

But mostly Maginka and their weird thought process

[–][deleted] 197 points198 points  (5 children)

Those top teams in the East, yeah, they’re going for it,” James told The Athletic. “Toronto is going for it, Milwaukee’s going for it, Philly. Boston believes they can do it, too. They know they ain’t gotta go through Cleveland anymore. Everybody in the East thinks they can get to the Finals because they ain’t gotta go through me.

Looks like the West “ain’t gotta go through” you either

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

More people gonna come west just so they can dogpile old man lebron

[–][GSW] JaVale McGeeashwinr136 38 points39 points  (0 children)

LeTSGOTOCANCUN

[–]Trail BlazersFamilyguy35 180 points181 points  (4 children)

FOR THE 6TH STRAIGHT SEASON TOO. SO BEAUTIFUL

[–]Celticssolarscopez 40 points41 points  (0 children)

IT'S LIKE POETRY, IT RHYMES!

[–][MIA] Voshon Lenardconenubi701 278 points279 points  (16 children)

SKIP BAYLESS WILL BE UNBEARABLE FOR THE REST OF TIME

[–]NuggetsAsk_Me_If_I_Suck 93 points94 points  (3 children)

I put Undisputed on when I drive to work in the mornings.

I cannot wait for 1 hour of pure unadulterated "MICHAEL JEFFERY JORDAN"

[–]nofakefans18 98 points99 points  (2 children)

his hand is probably sore rn from seeing this

[–]76ersBloodBath718 32 points33 points  (1 child)

LeBron's putting on the headband next year

[–]Trail BlazersScoobyrooba 126 points127 points  (3 children)

Apology for poor English

Where were you when Lakers dies?

I was sat at home cook tendi when pjotr ring

“Lakers is kill”

“No”

[–][TOR] Kyle LowryAIverson3 263 points264 points  (10 children)

Is this your King?

[–]Trail BlazersDark_child 67 points68 points  (3 children)

This is the western conference. We have no king.

[–]KingsFernPlantOG 62 points63 points  (0 children)

cough KINGS cough

[–]Mister-Exclusive 116 points117 points  (2 children)

They say when they add Lebron it's automatic playoff appearance. Ha!!!!!

[–]CavaliersHighVoltLemonBattery 165 points166 points  (36 children)

Give us back LeBron, you guys don't know how to play with him

[–]ClippersExzibit21 490 points491 points  (24 children)

Hi r/all, fuck the lakers

[–]WarriorsCryvern1 119 points120 points  (2 children)

LeLiminated

[–]NBAduck1ings 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I haven't watched the NBA this season, I'm just here because the lakers are eliminated

[–]NetsExileGameBreaker 144 points145 points  (3 children)

If D’angelo has million number of fans i am one of them 🙋🏻‍♂️. if D’angelo has ten fans i am one of them. if D’angelo has only one fan, that is me 🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏾‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️. if D’angelo has no fans, that means i am no longer on this earth 😢. if the world is against D’angelo, i am against the world ❌🌍☄️. i love #D’angelo till my last breath.. 😍 .. Die Hard fan of D’angelo 🤓🌹. Hit upvote If you Think D’angelo is the Best player & most Smart In the world 🤠

[–]Celticsjreamk2010 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Where were you when D-Lo faded his former team

[–][CHI] Jimmy ButlerMiaSanMax 50 points51 points  (2 children)

To the top of r/all!

[–]Trail BlazersDark_child 68 points69 points  (1 child)

Welcome to the western conference.

[–]Heatthatguywiththecamry 89 points90 points  (8 children)

Lebron is Tired.

[–]Pistonsnumberonecsgobettor 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Commenting so I am apart of history

[–]HeatWholyy 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Lmao laker fans early in the season thinking they would make the western conference finals

[–]Timberwolvesamm0ranth 98 points99 points  (2 children)

this thread is moving so fast that nobody will know that I'm bi for D'Angelo Russell

[–]NBAJesseJaymz 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the western conference bitch!!! Shit is harder, huh??