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[–]Bigbillbroonzy 425 points426 points  (52 children)

Jamie Lee Curtis has always been amazing.

[–]scullys_alien_baby 186 points187 points  (16 children)

As someone who has crushed on her for decades, I really love that she turned out to also be a wonderful mother

[–]sw04ca 282 points283 points  (13 children)

Yeah. There was some tension there for a while, but after the body-swapping event everything ended up fine.

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    [–]Jaytee212 32 points33 points  (1 child)

    What a malarky Monday.

    [–]dan_de 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    no, no, no.. thirsty Thursday

    [–]_skank_hunt42 35 points36 points  (4 children)

    Pretty sure it was a troublesome Thursday.

    [–]dirt_shitters 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    I'm almost positive it was a trippy Tuesday.

    [–]TheLastLivingBuffalo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Good thing it ended up being a Frivolous Friday or else it would have been a real disaster.

    [–]VeraVicious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Come on guys it was a sick Saturday

    [–]Ericthenewwb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Ahem… THroublesome Thursday

    [–]dkwangchuck 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    Saying “everything ended up fine” after what happened with Lindsay Lohan’s life after Freaky Friday indicates to me that your definition of “fine” should be revised.

    [–]cylonlover 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    what happened with Lindsay Lohan’s life after Freaky Friday

    ?

    [–]scullys_alien_baby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    She’s a massive disaster of a person, likely because she was thrust into fame as a child star

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    She was the reason i watched true lies like 200 times as a kid:p

    [–]ProceedOrRun 107 points108 points  (34 children)

    She got hotter with age.

    See True Lies for the proof.

    [–]Zombie_Carl 23 points24 points  (6 children)

    “She’s got an ass like a ten year old boy!”

    — Bill Paxton’s weirdest line ever

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    “I go for a physical and the Doc asked me for semen, stool and urine sample…I said, gee Doc - can I just leave my underwear?”

    Predator 2 - his second weirdest line.

    [–]Keyboard_Cat_ 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    Agreed, although she was only like 35. Heh

    [–]dasmikkimats 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Now dance for me…

    [–]Gizm00 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    No no, do it slowly, do it ducemo...

    [–]EsotericAbstractIdea 14 points15 points  (7 children)

    Shit. See Reno 911 for even more betterer proof

    [–]Fickles1 26 points27 points  (5 children)

    Trading places and a fish called Wanda and I had to go to the bathroom for 15 seconds.

    [–]velvet42 12 points13 points  (4 children)

    A Fish Called Wanda is one of my favorite movies, so quotable. "And when he found out your daughter's name was Portia snicker he said... 'Why did they name her after a car?' 🤣"

    [–]Fickles1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I love how the dogs get systematically murdered. Now normally that would be absolutely horrid but the black humour of those scenes is on point.

    [–]JHinExile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    “Well Mr. Manfredjedsenden…”

    [–]TheMachineStops 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    I'm not stupid. Stupid people don't read Nietzsche.

    Yes they do Otto. They just don't understand it .

    [–]velvet42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Now let me correct you on a few things. Aristotle...was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not every man for himself. The London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes Otto. I looked them up.

    Hahaha, a friend of mine in college and I discovered that we could recite this entire scene verbatim. The first time it happened was spontaneous, just talking about funny movie quotes with friends

    [–]my7bizzos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Dude she still is hot as fuck. She looks so good that it kinda made me uncomfortable. Like she's in her 60s. Wtf.

    [–]GBuster49 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Love that she did that stunt where she was holding on for dear life in the helicopter/bridge scene.

    [–]AvgHeightForATree 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Reminds me of that green text about Arnold having to suppress his bloodlust due to Jamie Lee Curtis gyrating her “goblin-like form” on the set of true lies.

    [–]ChicaSkas 259 points260 points  (16 children)

    This looks photoshopped in the face somehow

    [–]invigaronberries 71 points72 points  (1 child)

    It’s a darkroom technique called “burning and dodging.” You have tools that block the light shining through the negative onto the paper. In this case her face was dodged so her features could be seen better, likely to counter shadows on a sunny day. Burning and dodging is very apparent and the sign of a photographer that didn’t light properly.

    [–]AJlenser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    This topic had me re-view the image where, of course, the dodging is obvious.

    But I then noticed how ungainly her right arm appears, so broad at her shoulder, then foreshortened back to her wrist, it looks like a ham. Not good posing.

    [–]Tuna_Surprise 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    It looks like they overexposed the face so that it doesn’t look like it’s in the shadow. You could do that in a darkroom in the 80s before photoshop

    [–]Buckeye_Country 137 points138 points  (3 children)

    It's not photoshop. The effect you're noticing is happiness because this picture was taken before all the constipation problems.

    [–]FrogBoglin 43 points44 points  (2 children)

    Hers or mine?

    [–]ShuffKorbik 93 points94 points  (1 child)

    A little from colon A, a little from colon B.

    [–]Revolutionary_Elk420 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    Yeah looks so weird to me like a shop too! I wonder if it was a professional shot with old school editing done which now looks really obvious in our days of photos hop etc gone by?

    [–]yogorilla37 12 points13 points  (3 children)

    Her face has been exposed more, burning in development parlance. A bit too much in my opinion...

    [–]humaneWaste 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    Dodged, not burned.

    [–]yogorilla37 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Ah, you're absolutely correct, here I am thinking burn = more exposure = brioghter image, forgetting about the whole working from a negative thing.

    [–]majordoobage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Actually looks photoshopped in the arms to me. Well one arm anyway.

    [–]NorvalMarley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    If you pan down to the chest you can see that, in fact, it is Jamie Lee Curtis

    [–]StuTheBassist 218 points219 points  (14 children)

    Am I too high or does it look like her face was photoshopped onto that face

    [–]Ogmono 60 points61 points  (2 children)

    I was thinking the same thing. Its like the face has no light variation or depth.

    [–]StuTheBassist 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    K I'm actually relieved it wasn't me lol

    [–]lanturn_171 25 points26 points  (2 children)

    There's a tool in Photoshop called "Dodge" which lightens the part of an image as you mouse-click over it.

    It's based on an actual technique back in the days of film and dark rooms where you expose a film negative onto light-sensitive paper. You wave this circle-on-a-stick tool to under-expose, and thus make lighter, parts of a photo.

    This photo looks like that was done.

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      [–]Jont_K 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      "Can't open photoshop because spank disks are full"

      [–]thats_handy 11 points12 points  (1 child)

      Ritchie Cunningham’s face.

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      They could still do dodging and touch ups before digital film!

      [–]World-Tight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Yes to both

      [–]themysterydance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      ehhh i know i'm late but i think you're too high?

      [–]iLiftHeavyThingsUp 76 points77 points  (0 children)

      Even from her early 20s she's looked like the hottest 40 year old mom at the PTA meeting.

      [–][deleted] 104 points105 points  (2 children)

      That's not Jamie Lee Curtis. The real Jamie Lee Curtis has hot dog fingers.

      [–]Thebeginningofthe3nd 23 points24 points  (0 children)

      And a very nice top auditor award that doubles in pleasure.

      [–]full_of_stars 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      The weirdest scene that has ever made me cry.

      [–]touchmeteaseme1 65 points66 points  (10 children)

      The first movie I ever saw her in was A Fish Called Wanda.

      [–]androskris 30 points31 points  (4 children)

      First movie I saw her in was Halloween

      [–]u9Nails 10 points11 points  (3 children)

      I remember her being called the Screem Queen after that movie. I'm happy for her that she had range and broke into other movies.

      [–]MontyBodkin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      I watched an old Charlie's Angels episode where she is a golf pro who was getting death threats and she and Cheryl Ladd end up in a creek wrestling alligators.

      In an interview she did decades later, she said despite Halloween being a huge hit, nobody in Hollywood was calling, so she took the part in desperation.

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        [–]bionic_cmdo 9 points10 points  (1 child)

        Trading Places for me. She had that pixie haircut and topless 😍

        [–]hugehangingballs 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Check out the dance studio scene in "Perfect"

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        As a young kid when that film came out it was amazing.

        [–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

        Uhuuuh!

        [–]harpsandcellos 20 points21 points  (3 children)

        If anyone is interested, her parents were Janet Leigh and Tony Curtis. The 1953 movie, "Houdini" starred both of them, their first success.

        Tony went on to star in "Some Like it Hot" (1959) with Marilyn Monroe. Later he played Antoninus in "Spartacus" (1960).

        Janet Leigh is best known for portraying Marion Crane in "Psycho" (1960).

        Obviously those three later films are considered classics, but my favorite will always be Houdini.

        Edit- I originally said he was cast as Spartacus. Oops!

        [–]depotboy 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        Later he played the titular role in "Spartacus" (1960).

        That was Kirk Douglas. Curtis played Antoninus. Just watched it last night so it's fresh on my mind.

        [–]harpsandcellos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Oh, you are correct! I'll edit my comment!

        Thank you!

        [–]ClandestineCornfield 34 points35 points  (6 children)

        Y’all should check her out in Everything Everywhere All At Once while it’s still in theaters if you get the chance, she was great in it.

        [–]hyestepper 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        Yes! She is fantastic in this.

        [–]genius9025 36 points37 points  (1 child)

        Just blessed my entire day with this! 😍

        [–]TRAGEDYSLIME -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

        Cursed the rest of my night!

        [–]Seth_Gecko 117 points118 points  (19 children)

        Man, she really did have an A+ rack

        [–]CentipedusMaximus 112 points113 points  (8 children)

        That scene from Trading Places helped make a man out of me. And later, True Lies did, you know, the thing...

        [–]BtotheF 58 points59 points  (4 children)

        “Ass like a 10 year old boy”

        [–]THEDrunkPossum 24 points25 points  (1 child)

        Ugh, I feel dirty up voting this lol

        [–]BtotheF 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        I was so close to deleting it.

        [–]PetieE209 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        make you want to stand up and beg for buttermilk

        [–]penguinopusredux 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        "By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch."

        [–]Father-Sha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        True Lies for me. What a great set she has on her

        [–]reb678 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        You should watch Love Letters if you liked that scene.

        [–]Tall_Mickey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        So much quality it looks like quantity.

        [–]Fortherealtalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I mean, still does?

        [–]rallyfanche2 8 points9 points  (2 children)

        Holy. Crap. I had... no idea.

        [–]El_Zarco 9 points10 points  (1 child)

        You definitely haven't seen True Lies

        [–]THEDrunkPossum 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Or Trading Places. Yowza.

        [–]Prietocratico 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        The scene in True Lies, jesus christ

        [–]cacoecacoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Oh babeh

        [–]Chrisbee012 8 points9 points  (2 children)

        she has the most gorgeous set of boobs

        [–]LiquidDreamtime 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Arguably the best ever for legit actresses. Uma Thurman gets an honorable mention.

        [–]ididntunderstandyou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Ahem, Eva Green in The Dreamers

        [–]sed2017 17 points18 points  (1 child)

        Whatta babe!

        [–]I-get-the-reference -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Wayne's World

        [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        True Lies babaay! 😉

        [–]dangerh33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        She was awesome on a recent Reno 911 episode. At one moment she laughs; genuinely funny shit

        [–]aonghasan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        That looks like white Abed.

        [–]letdaboywatch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        No. Do it slowly

        [–]AncientAsstronaut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        The fact that she's been married to Christopher Guest for a long time plus the fact that she pursued him after seeing his pic in a magazine makes her seem so cool.

        [–]30tpirks 20 points21 points  (6 children)

        Well… I’m just going to say it. The hat is stupid.

        [–]meanwhileinjapan 27 points28 points  (1 child)

        There's a hat?

        [–]30tpirks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Yes. You have to scroll up.

        [–]cptInsane0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        The guy at the store said she's the only person he'd ever seen pull it off.

        [–]caboose243 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I bet she got a free bowl of soup though!

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          [–]IAmGoingToFuckThat 5 points6 points  (2 children)

          She's still hot.

          [–]Matrix_Grid 32 points33 points  (6 children)

          Looks photoshopped

          [–]AdamAptor 13 points14 points  (0 children)

          The lighting is just so odd and the pose isn’t helping. Her face is so much lighter than any part of her body so that’s why it looks off.

          [–]AlmanzoWilder 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Jamie herself was photoshopped. The picture is not manipulated.

          [–]shaundisbuddyguy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          Just a smoke show .

          [–]Past_Contour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Love her. But she looks posed and awkward as hell holding the brim of that hat.

          [–]Iniquities_of_Evil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Jamie Lee "The Body" Curtis

          [–]ManwithaTan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Nico Robin indeed.

          [–]RockafellerHillbilly 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          I wonder how much yogurt she ate back then.

          [–]starwsh101 1 point2 points  (3 children)

          wait why does her arm looks so weird?

          [–]Norshimor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          It's the bright light + the b/w aspect of it I think

          [–]BravoCharlie1310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Shadows Daniel-san

          [–]ActionDeluxe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          She has two butts ...

          [–]B_Brown24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          She has always been a dime

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          What’s cool about this?

          [–]Eman5805 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Oddly she got hotter as she got older. True Lies would’ve been a sexual awakening if I were old enough to understand what I was seeing.

          …my parents kinda dropped the ball letting me see that so young.

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          [–]AlmanzoWilder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          The perfect body, folks.

          [–]muskegthemoose 2 points3 points  (2 children)

          There's just enough Ron Howard in that face to be creepy. I'm not the only one to see it, and now you can't unsee it.

          [–]reelznfeelz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Yep. Was the first thing I noticed too. Great body but not a huge fan of her face.

          [–]shaundisbuddyguy 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          Just a smoke show .

          [–]BachAlt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          her face looks like boostedboiz kyle

          [–]Thrompinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Activiaaaa. It makes you poop.

          [–]alghiorso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          It's white Danny Pudi

          [–]The-1Kraken -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          One of the GREATEST body’s that God ever created right here. I mean just SMOKIN’ HOT! Well, done God- bravo!

          [–]backyardVillager -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          She should have had big leading roles.

          [–]ImAMindlessTool -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          what a babe

          [–]trailer_wt_1971 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          spank bank for decades

          [–]spacecowboy1985 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          "the Body"

          [–]Neat-Sheephumper-263 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          Mmmm.....MMmmmm......MMMMM.....MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! ME LIKEM JAMIE!!!

          [–]KayfabeAdjace -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

          i've always been kinda on the fence because obviously the body is smoking but her face kinda reminds me of my uncle mike

          [–]Whoofukingcares 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Trading places

          [–]cp24eva 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Jamie Lee Curtis is a Cammy main. If you know, you know!

          [–]TRAGEDYSLIME 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Cammy White?

          [–]mopsyd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Hello Wanda

          [–]Funkymonk202 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Calling it this is some bad YouTube social experiment thing to get some dumb channel to make a bad click bait title for “how I got a badly photoshopped picture on to the front page of Reddit”

          [–]Kitty19988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          She's got the tallest face I've ever seen