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[–]fwork 2254 points2255 points  (99 children)

BTW (this is me), I clarify in replies below that I'm joking about how bothered I am by this. I thought it was funny.

Just some people thought this was, like, problematic that I'm getting "forced" to deal with my roommate's weird sex mods.

[–]OwO345SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 607 points608 points  (38 children)

Can you please name the mod I want the co-op sex mod

[–][deleted] 279 points280 points  (26 children)

jennys mod probably

[–]SufficientMall2946 213 points214 points  (10 children)

there's also minegasm, but that's a sex mod in a completely different sense lol.

[–]TeslaPenguin1Avid collector of dust 120 points121 points  (4 children)

Like Ultrakill?

[–]SufficientMall2946 134 points135 points  (3 children)

exactly like ultrakill.

[–]Secret_Ad_7918 18 points19 points  (1 child)

what the hell is teledildonics

[–]OwO345SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 189 points190 points  (14 children)

I mean considering it was from a polycule i assumed it allowed players to fuck each other, Jenny's mod doesn't do that afaik

[–][deleted] 129 points130 points  (11 children)

it does in the latest versions

[–]OwO345SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 286 points287 points  (7 children)

sex mod update holy shit

[–]20l7 171 points172 points  (5 children)

new sex just dropped

[–][deleted] 102 points103 points  (3 children)

Google in penissant

[–]Snoo63bobolobocus.tumblr.com 69 points70 points  (2 children)

Holy nether

[–]cxaiverb 40 points41 points  (1 child)

New reply just dropped

[–]LazyDro1d 35 points36 points  (0 children)

What the fuck hellscape of Minecraft mod lore have I stumbled into

[–]fwork 47 points48 points  (2 children)

It's the schnurri_tv one. I think it's just called "the sex mod"

[–]Inflatious 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Schnurri's Sex Mod. I know from firsthand experience because this warning is what pops up when you first launch an instance of the game with that mod.

[–]WaitHowDidIGetHere92 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Fuck that! Where's the competitive sex mod?

[–]qdot76367 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's 3 MC mods for sex hardware control listed on https://awesome.buttplug.io currently.

The most active one in terms of development is https://github.com/Cyloci/ButtplugMc

[–]Pr1ncessJess 163 points164 points  (5 children)

Lmao. Can't believe that they held you at gunpoint and minecraft sex. Calling social services immediately

[–]fwork 128 points129 points  (4 children)

The worst part? They do own a gun (well, an airsoft gun) and it's entirely for sex reasons.

They held me at gunpoint with their sex gun and made my poor asexual hands put sex into minecraft! Call the Hague!

[–]eeddggNot a Bot, just annoying 21 points22 points  (0 children)

hopefully they aren't american, or all calling the hague would do is start a war with the netherlands /j

[–]notapoke 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is so incredibly funny. I appreciate you so much

[–]Imminent_tragedy 230 points231 points  (6 children)

What was the sex mod

[–]Juan_the_vessel 186 points187 points  (4 children)

Im pretty sure it is quite literally called the sex mod

[–]anexistentuser 90 points91 points  (3 children)

THE sex mod

[–]FkinShtManEySuck 57 points58 points  (2 children)

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[–]fwork 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's the schnurri_tv one. I think it's just called "the sex mod"

[–]Hyggyldy 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Farewell

[–]king_of_satire 135 points136 points  (6 children)

I don't know about problematic but it's a very weird thing to have your roommate do

[–]EisVisage 93 points94 points  (2 children)

It is indeed a very thing to do.

[–]TiffanyStratton 45 points46 points  (1 child)

one of the things of all time

[–]thespiffyneostar 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Biggest shock to me is that their polycule doesn't already contain someone who is the tech nerd to set this sort of thing up.

[–]fwork 43 points44 points  (1 child)

I know, right? And most of them are trans, too! You'd think they'd have at least a dozen striped-sock-wearing trans girls.

[–]AttonJRand 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This puritan revivalism with so many people obsessed with "problematic" is kinda frightening to me.

[–]Writeaway69 15 points16 points  (8 children)

I appreciate the casual mention of polyamory but also why don't they just get together and fuck?

[–]SpyKids3DGameOver 79 points80 points  (3 children)

OOP is the person behind the Pregnancy Test Doom video, so I don't think anyone in that house does things the obvious way. The fact that they have a Minecraft sex mod installed is only surprising because they're playing the actual Minecraft and not some clone abandoned in 2012 that only runs on an obscure Belarusian operating system very loosely based on stolen SGI IRIX source code.

[–]Writeaway69 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Oh, my bad. I didn't realize I was in the presence of royalty.

[–]Homemade-PurpleWhat is penetration but microdosing vore? 10 points11 points  (1 child)

the fucking what

[–]fwork 27 points28 points  (3 children)

They live on opposite sides of the country.

[–]iamamothercluckerSUPREME MONSTERFUCKER 999 points1000 points  (83 children)

There are no laws saying that you can't bang Creepers

[–]XederamE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN TH 608 points609 points  (4 children)

The new meaning of 'blow-up doll'.

[–]scalability 109 points110 points  (0 children)

This was brilliant, not sure why you're only getting hissing

[–]SpyKids3DGameOver 46 points47 points  (2 children)

You know how you have bones? I think I'll fix that.

[–]vonthornwick 173 points174 points  (9 children)

THERE'S NO LAWS AGAINST THE CREEPERS, BATMAN

[–]Jam-Man1They/Them 93 points94 points  (8 children)

NO JOKER, NOOO

[–]ldkagooduser 70 points71 points  (7 children)

minecraft explosion sound

[–]Jam-Man1They/Them 36 points37 points  (6 children)

That’s a wrap! Terrible job everybody! Horrible! Downright awful!

[–]vonthornwick 17 points18 points  (5 children)

I aim to displease.

[–]AlisterSinclair2002Playing Outer Wilds 109 points110 points  (62 children)

Creepers don't pass the Harkness Test, so there's at least a SOCIAL law saying you can't bang them

[–]Sinister_Compliments[tumblr related joke] 26 points27 points  (34 children)

Do any Pokémon pass the harkness test? Idk enough about Pokémon

[–]MisirterESupreme Overlord of Ice 63 points64 points  (11 children)

Harkness test specifies that non-verbal communication is allowed, as long as both parties are fully aware of the question being asked and understand the implications.

Pokemon are capable of understanding complex commands that require knowledge of what the words being said actually mean. Even ones that don't talk, like 98% of Ash's Pokemon (the other 2% is the Rotom in his Pokedex, which is a Pokemon that normally cannot speak, but can do so when provided with a voice synthesizer).

EDIT: (example: training Froakie to climb up an enemy Rock Tomb, and then subsequently, in real time, because he didn't know the opponent even had this move, telling Pikachu to adapt the strategy by using Iron Tail to climb up an enemy Draco Meteor)

With both of these factors in mind, every Pokemon passes the Harkness test except for the 19 that are not sexually mature members of their species, which is the other Harkness Test criterion.

[–]Sinister_Compliments[tumblr related joke] 47 points48 points  (8 children)

So not only is fucking (marrying but if they were allowed to get married I don’t think they were going entirely without fucking) Pokémon a part of the history lore, but you’re telling me in the modern age they’re sending their kids out to be alone in the woods to catch Pokémon who pass the Harkness test around the age of their puberty? Interesting social culture they have…

[–]Cysiolandgo back to vore you basic furry bitch 31 points32 points  (4 children)

I mean, there've been surveys about how plenty of farm boys do have inappropriate relations with animals that don't pass the Harkness Test because country boys make do

[–]Sinister_Compliments[tumblr related joke] 36 points37 points  (3 children)

I am unsurprised, but given as both my grandpas are farmers (one owned a farm the other just worked on a farm I believe) and both my parents spent time working on a farm, I don’t like this implication.

[–]Lordwiesy 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Hey maybe you're a minotaur

[–]Sinister_Compliments[tumblr related joke] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I am a Minotaur, and life is my labyrinth

[–]Cysiolandgo back to vore you basic furry bitch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't worry your elders are upstanding members of the society and definitely have not engaged in any improper sexual conduct

[–]MudaSpinnySkirt 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Pokemon Adventures manga Tentacool scene(s).

If you know you know.

[–]Sinister_Compliments[tumblr related joke] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

From a search, I assume this is about the panel with the newspaper?

[–]MudaSpinnySkirt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah

[–]FenHarels_Heartdolphinfleshlight.tumblr.com 57 points58 points  (9 children)

Meowth.

[–]UltimateInfernoHangus Paingus Slap my Angus 34 points35 points  (7 children)

MewTwo

[–]FenHarels_Heartdolphinfleshlight.tumblr.com 30 points31 points  (6 children)

Since MewTwo was made in a lab, is he an infant? Or is it a "born sexy yesterday" kind of deal?

[–]UltimateInfernoHangus Paingus Slap my Angus 45 points46 points  (2 children)

He was born in a lab in the 90s so it doesn't matter either way

[–]RamenJunkie 30 points31 points  (1 child)

This is also called the "Ketchum Loophole."

[–]FenHarels_Heartdolphinfleshlight.tumblr.com 24 points25 points  (0 children)

How long can you be ten years old before you're legal?

[–]Biggusdickos 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I'm pretty sure he actually grew into maturity. He started out as barely bigger than Mew, and most media depicting him have some large timeskip if they show his past and heavily imply that he's 20 or so years old

[–]saiyanfang10 7 points8 points  (0 children)

also originally Mewtwo was a live birth, and decades ago it damaged the facility and escaped to Cerulean city

[–]Benial<-clueless 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Latias.

[–]paradoxLacuna[21 plays of Tom Jones’ “What’s New Pussycat?”] 21 points22 points  (5 children)

the majority of psychic and fighting type Pokémon likely would be able to pass the Harkness Test, if they have something to communicate with. Most human-like Pokémon could use sign language to communicate, and Pokémon who lack opposable thumbs could likely communicate with written language using a touchscreen or a pencil and paper if we wanted to go old school.

It’s also likely that most (if not all) fully evolved Pokémon in the Human-Like egg group pass the Harkness Test, which includes fan favorites Lucario, Lopunny, Gardevoir, Gallade, and Gothitelle.

Oh and to my knowledge every legendary Pokémon passes the Harkness test. Mythical Pokémon are usually a bit more iffy (thanks Keldeo, you little chump)

[–]Sinister_Compliments[tumblr related joke] 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Now would you say that, picking a certainly random Pokémon here, Vaporeon, passes the harkness test?

[–]Teh-EspriteIf you ever see me talk on the unCurated sub, that's my double. 20 points21 points  (2 children)

I would assume the Harkness test would allow for a translator (In Vaporeon's case, the translator could be a relative AKA Espeon), so yes.

[–]Sinister_Compliments[tumblr related joke] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Imagine being an espeon, and you find out the only reason your trainer was friendly with you (as an eevee) was so that they could communicate with their vaporeon that they wanted to bang, so now you gotta be around every time they go at it.

[–]Teh-EspriteIf you ever see me talk on the unCurated sub, that's my double. 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It ain't much, but it's honest work.

[–]paradoxLacuna[21 plays of Tom Jones’ “What’s New Pussycat?”] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Surmising the Vaporeon could operate a touchpad with enough efficiency to type out what it was trying to communicate, yes.

[–]Laggianputthe other local furry. not actually gay, depite profile picture! 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Honestly i'm fairly certaim a good chunk of them would pass

do not take my word for this

[–]MayaTamika 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Mr. Mime

[–]Sinister_Compliments[tumblr related joke] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I knew this one was coming and I hate it. Can’t argue against it but I still hate it

[–]runetrantorWhen will my porn return from the war? 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A whole load of them, as they can presumably nod or whatever to get the message across if they arent psychic and thus can 'speak' (Or are Meowth)

Its why the whole 'pokemon are treated as pets/animals' thing gets a bit iffy if you look too closely.

[–]Calamity-Gin 23 points24 points  (24 children)

I’ll bite: what’s the Harkness Test, and does it refer to Captain Jack Harkness?

[–]AlisterSinclair2002Playing Outer Wilds 48 points49 points  (9 children)

It's a guide to knowing what non-human creatures it it acceptable to fuck. Rules are as follows:

In order for it to be acceptable to fuck the creature, it must:

1) Have intelligence equal to or greater than a human.

2) Be able to communicate to you via any language.

3) Be of sexual maturity for it's species.

4) Consent.

Only when all 4 of these rules can be answered with 'yes' can you fuck it.

And yes, it is named after Captain Jack lol

[–]MudaSpinnySkirt 16 points17 points  (8 children)

Wait a minute.... If it has higher intelligence than you, doesn't that make you not pass the Harkness test for it?

[–]AlisterSinclair2002Playing Outer Wilds 25 points26 points  (4 children)

pretty sure it specified human intelligence because we know for certain humans are clever enough to have informed consent, while creatures with lesser intelligence are not or might not be able to consent

[–]MudaSpinnySkirt 13 points14 points  (2 children)

That could be it, but the only question is if we're able to consent by the standards of more intelligent lifeforms than us.

[–]AlisterSinclair2002Playing Outer Wilds 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In that case, they can just not consent to us haha. Unless they're a pervert, but from our perspective as this is a being with above human intelligence we don't have much ground to stand on in the regard of judging it immoral. We'll have to let their creature peers judge them instead

[–]ithran_dishon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Some alien species having an extremely serious debate about whether it's ethical to bang a species that doesn't even have conscious control over their internal hormone levels.

[–]ApocalyptoSoldierlost my gender to the plague 19 points20 points  (0 children)

There are no laws against Creepers batman

[–]falliblehumanity 7 points8 points  (0 children)

🎶🎵 I'm in love with a creeper, on the low I'm tryna fuck...

[–]Fox--Hollow [muffled gorilla violence] 767 points768 points  (16 children)

dead_dove_do_not_eat.jpg.exe.jpg

[–]DrinkerOfHugsWE'RE WITNESSING THE WAKING OF THE DEAD! 195 points196 points  (4 children)

.jar would be funnier

[–]Fox--Hollow [muffled gorilla violence] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

.bucket, in honour of OP

[–]MapleTreeWithAGunNot Your Lamia Wife 16 points17 points  (10 children)

What?

[–]Person2_The not-straight straight man 87 points88 points  (6 children)

“Dead Dove Do Not Eat” is a slang term denoting that a fan fiction is exactly as advertised. If it’s tagged as a Supernatural piss kink fic with elements of Catholic guilt, don’t read it and get mad that it’s a Supernatural piss kink fic with elements of Catholic guilt. The phrase comes from a TV show gag where a character looks into a lunch bag labeled “Dead Dove Do Not Eat” and states “I don’t know what I expected”

Of course, some now use it to denote the fic has anything messed up in it and refuse to tag.

[–]runetrantorWhen will my porn return from the war? 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Is that the usage?

Some I have seen seem to use it as a 'this is a grim and dark, abandon all hope ye who enter' type of warning rather than 'what says on the tin' which is what the other tags are already for (Like, if it has 'piss' in the tags, yes, expect piss)

Like, the couple times I dared look in one they were of the 'so very fucked up' 'fuck your knife wound' levels of wtf.

[–]Person2_The not-straight straight man 24 points25 points  (1 child)

That’s a usage for the phrase, I merely discussed the origin.

[–]Fox--Hollow [muffled gorilla violence] 20 points21 points  (2 children)

i mean, you're not wrong, but this is like saying "mark hamill, famous as the voice of the joker from batman the animated series, got his start in sci-fi films."

[–]Hyperlight-Drinker 18 points19 points  (1 child)

They were coming at it from the context of the question. That's a reasonable response if someone asked "who's this Mark Hamill guy in Batman?"

[–]Akuuntus 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Idk why the other guy is specifically talking about fanfiction. "Dead Dove Do Not Eat" means basically the same thing as "Exactly what it says on the tin". It comes from this bit from Arrested Development. As someone who doesn't read fanfic, I've seen it used a lot of other places.

In this case, I'm assuming the OP of this thread meant it as something along the lines of "you downloaded a bunch of Minecraft sex mods and then act surprised when there's sex in them".

[–]Versequencial 265 points266 points  (11 children)

There’s a new update for the mod btw

[–][deleted] 171 points172 points  (5 children)

Sex 2 just dropped.

[–]BiteEatRepeat_ 48 points49 points  (3 children)

I haven't even played 1

[–]heyitskirbo 28 points29 points  (1 child)

i havent even seen the trailer

[–]anexistentuser 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Never heard of the franchise

[–]UwUthinizationCreator of a femboy cult 57 points58 points  (1 child)

O W O

[–]UnFriendlyCuntHates the brainless cunts who think school is good as it is 40 points41 points  (0 children)

میں femboy کو تباہ کرنے والا ہوں۔

[–]DavidJonesLocke 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I mean you gotta at least share the name of the mod

[–]Random_DeslimeThe mold on the keyboard counts as touching grass right? 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Probably the Schnurri_tv one?

[–]lowkey_rainbow 1133 points1134 points  (61 children)

Today I learned that sex mods exist in Minecraft and I’m not happy that sometimes I just am that naive ace stereotype. Good on them for having a different warning label than just the regular ’are you sure you want mods?’ one though

[–]elliote-pmytp 552 points553 points  (26 children)

There's a point where you learn that people will support almost anything nsfw of patreon. There's another point where you contemplate making your niche hobby nsfw because there's a lot of suspiciously wealthy and horny people out there.

[–]Versal-Hyphae 364 points365 points  (19 children)

I used to do custom transformers art and while I never did porn, the people asking for it almost always offered to pay really well. Sometimes I think about the parallel universe where I’m slightly wealthier because I’m a robot porn artist on the side.

[–]elliote-pmytp 128 points129 points  (5 children)

I know, right. It's also knowing you could afford the bigger drawing tablets and other fancy stuff.

I just got into photography for birding and I take occasional glances at what some professionals charge for boudoir/erotic photoshoots. I really like the birds and nature more, but uhhh... maybe I should invest in people pictures.

[–]AwkwardLeacim 88 points89 points  (2 children)

Either way there's gonna be tits

[–]Thelolface_9 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Eeyyyyy Throws two drums and a cymbal off a cliff

[–]PineconeSnowstorm 155 points156 points  (4 children)

op why didnt you accept? because of morals? dignity? you lost those long ago, there's no point in not accepting.

[–]OwO345SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 136 points137 points  (3 children)

It was cowardice, It always is cowardice

[–]fakedoctorate 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Heard this in the Optimus Prime voice

[–]LazyDro1d 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“Lewding is the right of all sentient beings”

[–]Random-Rambling 49 points50 points  (4 children)

Seriously though, how/why are the horniest people apparently also the richest?

[–]Minmus_ 144 points145 points  (2 children)

Simple, if you’re horny and poor, you take what you can get. If you’re horny and rich, and your niche fetish isn’t accounted for, you have the resources to make it happen. It’s like Renaissance patrons, everyone gets to enjoy it, but only some people can bring it into the world.

[–]MapleTreeWithAGunNot Your Lamia Wife 40 points41 points  (0 children)

My goal in life is to be rich enough to spread my horniness and give back to the masses with niche fetish art.

[–]JustKebab 31 points32 points  (0 children)

That's because wallets are usually kept in your pants, so when those come off both pop out

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Being horny makes you impulsive. People who have money to pay are far more likely to spend it if they’re horny

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Erotic fan art is the right of all sentient beings.

[–]1_1sundialthe idiot who comments on your post 29 points30 points  (0 children)

it combines two of the things humans love most:

hotted boobs

and supporting small time artists and developers

[–]Small-Cactus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have strongly considered making horny asmr just to get that bag 😔

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If your porn mod is good, it won't be allowed on Patreon.

[–]seficarnifex 5 points6 points  (1 child)

They arent wealthy, they are fiscally irresponsible

[–]BlubBlubFish20 82 points83 points  (12 children)

Yea at this point I assume that if the game can be modded, there's gunna be sex related mods

[–]Simic_Sky_SwallowerResident Imperial Knight 72 points73 points  (3 children)

If a game has a female character model in it, the first mod for the game will be one that takes her clothes off

[–]AllmightyPotato 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Exception for Resident Evil 4, where the first one was tramp stamp Leon (at least I think so)

[–]LazyDro1d 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Goals

[–]mangled-wings 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Gotham Knights got a mod to take Nightwing's clothes off first, but the sexiest ass in DC is a bit of an outlier

[–]Sinister_Compliments[tumblr related joke] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Does hollow knight have any sex mods? I know there’s porn of it but Idk about sex mods.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

hold on a sec, coding it rn

[–]Sinister_Compliments[tumblr related joke] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh of course you’ll need to leave a link, so that uhh we can y’know… confirm… yeah confirm that there is in fact a hollow knight sex mod. That’s an important part. ;P

[–]FrostWareYT 194 points195 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel better most non ace people I’ve met don’t know, and if they do, we all try as hard as we can to forget they exist 💀

[–]Calamity-Gin 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Hell, sweetie, I’m as cishetero as they come, with a fairly high sex drive too, but I’m constantly surprised by how kinked out my fellow primates are. You can’t leave a damn kitchen utensil out without someone going all Rule 34 on it.

[–]robothouserock 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Look at the curves on that spatula. You know you can't just leave that laying around.

[–]poplarleaves 34 points35 points  (2 children)

I'm not ace, and I've installed sexy mods for other games before, but Minecraft sex mods? What??? It just seems like a waste of effort to put sexy mods on the blocky game.

[–]mrheadhopper 12 points13 points  (1 child)

From shitposts I've seen the most popular sex mod isn't blocky, but i wouldn't be surprised if there were blocky ones. That could be as much of a real fetish as pixel art

[–]poplarleaves 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Okay, if you put it as a fetish thing... that makes more sense, at least intellectually.

[–]LotharVonPittinsberg 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm not ace and have spent eons modding different games including Minecraft. I did not know there where Minecraft sex mods (because why?!), but I am not at all surprised. 80% of the Fo4 Nexus is sex mods.

[–]Aystha 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Honestly I'm demi and I'm not shy about sex stuff but the other day I learned there's people not only doing mods, but doing animation with them and I'm just like- I guess???? I don't understand what about a pixel cube thing would be arousing but honestly I don't want to find out.

...I just want some nice plants and flowers mods, man. Lemme have my cottagecore "I can't kill those plants" fantasy and y'all can keep your weirdly sexual (?) Pixels.

[–]nicetiptoeingthere 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I mean, as someone who’s had several computer game mediated LDRs I kind of get it. But only kind of.

[–]Aystha 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I mean I'm currently in a LDR and I have been there™️ but like... Really? Of all the options... You had to go with the cube?????

[–]WordArt2007 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i knew this was a thing because i overheard ppl talking about it in the library back in middle school and i was like "wtf is wrong with people"

[–]BurnerManReturns 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We discovered a sex stardew valley mod when searching for mods. Screenshots of it had us dying laughing

[–]Mazzaroppi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is just another implication of rule 34. If it exists, there's porn of it (or in this specific case, porn IN it)

[–]fwork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I (the person in the screenshot) am ace too, thus the over dramatic "really? You're gonna make me put sex in Minecraft? Right in front of my salad?" posting.

We asexuals gotta stick together, while everyone else is sticking it in Minecraft.

[–]eternamemorianonbinary cannibal girlfriend 337 points338 points  (2 children)

I don't see any issue with minecraft porn mods existing. I see an issue with asking your roommate to play installation wizard for you and then surprising them with a list of porn mods.

[–]ThaneVim 93 points94 points  (1 child)

[–]eternamemorianonbinary cannibal girlfriend 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, nice to know.

[–]axolotl_body_type 159 points160 points  (31 children)

Wait sex mods for mine craft exist? Like it’s not a joke??

[–]jaguar203 185 points186 points  (24 children)

So what is this like your first day or something

[–]axolotl_body_type 57 points58 points  (21 children)

THIS IS A REGULAR FUCKING THING????

[–]jaguar203 122 points123 points  (16 children)

Ok im not sure if you’re joking but yeah like the first rule of the internet is that there is sexual content for just about anything you can think of. I’d hope there’s not too much Minecraft content but im probably wrong and I’m not interested in finding out

[–]arcanthropecybermonk archivist 117 points118 points  (8 children)

it's actually quite famously the 34th rule of the internet

[–]b3nsn0wRookwood cursed Anne, goblins were framed, and Prof Fig dies 23 points24 points  (7 children)

the only weird part about that is how the hell did they come up with 33 other, presumably more universal rules before that one?

[–]Imminent_tragedy 70 points71 points  (2 children)

The other 33 rules and further are the most unfunny early internet 4chan jokes ever, so don't bother looking them up

[–]MisirterESupreme Overlord of Ice 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The only other ones that even matter are 35 (if porn does not exist, it will be made) and 63 (if a character exists, they will be genderbent).

[–]ithran_dishon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

A small number of them hold up, like "everything you say will be misinterpreted and/or used against you" or "no one is actually debating, they just want to make you look dumb."

[–]AdamtheOmniballer 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I think Rule 34 was the first one, actually. The others were kind of filled in afterwards. Like when someone says “Horny Post No. 100,453” the joke is that it’s an unusually high but specific number that implies the existence of others.

[–]Ldub0775what the fuck is a blog 14 points15 points  (2 children)

[–]b3nsn0wRookwood cursed Anne, goblins were framed, and Prof Fig dies 24 points25 points  (1 child)

i know better than to click that link, lol

i feel like it's an anti-rickroll of sorts. you get exactly ehat you asked for and that's the curse

[–]AdamtheOmniballer 56 points57 points  (0 children)

the first rule of the internet is that there is sexual content for just about anything you can think of.

That would be Internet Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

See also:

Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.

and

Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character, and vice versa.

[–]UwUthinizationCreator of a femboy cult 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah there very few sex mods for mc. I'd know as I tried to create a cursed modpack and was going to include sex mods. There are like 3 if that.

[–]axolotl_body_type 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Yeah Ik but like I thought the mystical mine craft sex mod was like a myth

[–]PineconeSnowstorm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

fool.

[–]JusticeRain5 38 points39 points  (2 children)

I have seen a video on Twitter of a Minecraft block dude fucking a female goblin.

Neither one was made to look like a realistic creature, both were fully blocky except for the goblins tits for some reason.

[–]Sinister_Compliments[tumblr related joke] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What’s even the point of the tits aren’t blocky? Completely ruins the immersion smh, need those OG Lara Croft style boobs.

[–]AwkwardLeacim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've seen one with a ghast and Alex. It's amazing how they managed to make tentacle porn so un hot

[–]fishystickchakra 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But whyyyyyyyy?

[–]DavidJonesLocke 61 points62 points  (1 child)

So is anybody else gonna ask for the mod list or do I have to do it

[–]OpenAboutMyFetishes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Google Jenny Mod and you’re good to go mate

[–]Orichalcum448oricalu.tumblr.com 50 points51 points  (17 children)

As a frequent user of r/feedthememes, I am shocked at how surprised everyone is. I never thought that this was like, forbidden information or something. Its just the minecraft sex mod, lol.

[–]genuine_beans 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Me and my friends tried to look it up and see if one existed when we were like, 12, and it didn't exist yet. So I totally should have seen it coming eventually but I was just blindsided when I first heard about it and people said it was actually real.

[–]viper5delta 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I get sex mods. I get that there are a fuck ton of sex mods. Hell, I've installed a few myself on various games. I'm just boggled that Minecraft has them. Like those are either A) Blocky as fuck with weird textures or B) Took an inordinate amount of time to develop that could have been used making better sex mods on almost any other game.

[–]Orichalcum448oricalu.tumblr.com 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Minecraft is one of the most popular games of all time, with one of the most active modding scenes of any game. Its playerbase was mostly horny teenagers who have now grown up into horny adults. If anything, it makes more sense that one of those adults would dedicate enough time to make a sex mod.

[–]viper5delta 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lol, now that you say it it makes sense. I guess it's just that I've never given Minecraft enough thought to put two and two together. Somehow I missed the Minecraft phase even if I'm a prime demographic for it.

[–]Vasxusif a wet cat was a personality 22 points23 points  (0 children)

s'boner

[–]AnAncientMonk 13 points14 points  (3 children)

ppl act like this is a new thing. i remember ppl throwing "white wool" out of their inventories onto people like 10 years ago.

[–]K__Geedorah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just want to say I am rewatching ATHF for the first time since being a young teen staying up late to watch adult swim over a decade ago.

And holy fuck it really is one of the funniest shows of all time. I knew it was good but God damn.

[–]valued_employee_2200purbel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“what is this and how do i get rid of it”

[–]Russet_Wolf_13 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I think I'll stuck with my Patreon Rule 63 Psycrow with tits the size of a large dog house thankyouverymuch.

[–]Jpicklestone8 6 points7 points  (0 children)

with all the jokes about minecraft sex mods and sex updates and stuff that just tend to circulate the internet every now and then im surprised ive 1) not accidentally came across footage of one and 2) never even considered that they might actually be a real thing that exists for realsies and not as a joke

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

So…uhh… What mods were these? Asking for my ocelot.

[–]DrRagnorocktopus 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Do not the ocelot.

[–]PorcupineTheory 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm more bothered by the awful writing in that warning.

[–]Green__lightning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ironically, modding sex into Kerbal Space Program is something I need to do, for the at least mostly normal reason of wanting colonies to be able to grow naturally in population.

[–]ItsAidenx 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Well, well, well, it seems like some people are still stuck in the dark ages of Minecraft mods. Let me educate you, my dear Redditor, on the fact that there is no such thing as a "Minecraft sex mod." In fact, the terms "Minecraft" and "sex" should never be used in the same sentence. It's sad that some individuals have such a lack of creativity and imagination that they resort to such nonsensical ideas. But fear not, my dear fellow Redditor, I am here to guide you towards more productive and intellectually stimulating pursuits in the world of Minecraft.

[–]Rhodie114 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That went about as well as it could go I guess. Usually people with as much unashamed confidence as OP’s roommate wind up trying to take over Europe.

[–]afterschoolsept25 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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