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[–][deleted] 1481 points1482 points  (112 children)

Looks like she's walking to her own funeral.

[–]OldmanShardyhands 646 points647 points  (5 children)

She looks like Orin from Parks & Rec

[–]awesomesprime 90 points91 points  (1 child)

Thats exactly what she looks like I couldnt place it thank you.

[–]ChunkyDay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? It's been bugging me since that fight!

[–]culdesacpresident 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She looks like the ghost of Deb from Dexter

[–]Holdmabeerdude 319 points320 points  (98 children)

I saw a documentary where it showed death row inmates in their final hours. I shit you not, she looks VERY similar to how they appeared making the final walk.

[–]1292norrthat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Someone’s gotta edit in The Undertaker’s entrance music. Megan looks like a dead woman

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She already had PTSD before fighting

[–]vigilanteadviceAll Natural American Hair Plugs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

she was

[–]dyang44🙏🙏🙏 Jon Jones Prayer Warrior 🙏🙏🙏 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Basically was the death of her UFC career since she got cut or not renewed afterwards

[–][deleted] 862 points863 points  (17 children)

She looks carsick

[–]honourablegeorge 176 points177 points  (8 children)

Reminds me of Frank Bruno walking out to face Tyson years ago. He looked beaten before he even stepped in the ring.

[–]_We_Are_DooMeD 55 points56 points  (2 children)

Yeah, that second time he was absolutely terrified, I was actually watching it with some people who thought he could win, even before the terror walk I knew he had no chance, I was the only one though. It was a bit like the Lennox vs Bruno fight, which I went to. I wanted Lennox to win because he was a much better fighter for us Brits going forward. But the whole stadium thought Frank could win and wanted him to. It seemed like only me and my mate wanted Lennox to win, he had an off night and Frank had a good night, but it had to end at some point, Lennox was far too good for him.

[–]Bobo_Balde 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Usually I would never say that a fighter fought scared but Bruno absolutely looked terrified in the second Tyson fight and fought that way too, holding on for dear life.

[–]Bdodk2000This is sucks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A lot of guys were mentally beaten before facing Tyson. The aura of invincibility around Mike during his prime was some thing else.

[–]NightProwla86 207 points208 points  (3 children)

Cuz she knows she’s about to get fuckin obliterated

Anderson back must be sore dragging those boulders with her

[–]Downgoesthereemgive me sand 53 points54 points  (1 child)

I thought this was a really off colour comment about her chest before I re-read it

[–]chupaxuxasDana White Privilege 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He was talking about her balls.

[–]freon22 52 points53 points  (0 children)

First thing I thought. She’s got that “I drank too much but I gotta play it cool till I get to the bathroom” look on her face.

[–]Thoros_of_queerTeam Whittaker 570 points571 points  (22 children)

She looks like she’s got the flu. Also, when Amanda connects with that double jab, it’s like she’s playing against someone with a disconnected controller

[–][deleted] 170 points171 points  (2 children)

And then that awful td attempt from the outside

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (16 children)

Bad weight cut? Not that a better one would have helped.

[–]CalibanRed90 207 points208 points  (15 children)

Bad fighter vs. GOAT is more like it.

It’d be like if UFC decided to feed some contender series HW to Francis or Stipe right now. You’re gonna get a dude looking scared to death and getting slept bad.

[–][deleted] 90 points91 points  (2 children)

You knew she had no chance when they could only pull 2 clips of her winning for the the promos, and good ones at that.

[–]billycrystals69 46 points47 points  (1 child)

And Megan was steamrolling the competition in Invicta before coming to the UFC, truly shows that there are levels to this shit

[–]somewhatfamiliar2223Team Askarov 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Her competition in invicta was Peggy Morgan and a 40 year old charmaine tweet. There were strong grapplers in invictas 145 division like Pam Sorensen and Felicia and she didn’t fight them until there was no other option in the ufc.

[–]barc0debaby 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'd be like if Stipe got covid and they put Harry Hunsucker in as a last minute replacement.

[–]DeserterdragonNew Zealand 21 points22 points  (8 children)

It’d be like if UFC decided to feed some contender series HW to Francis or Stipe right now. You’re gonna get a dude looking scared to death and getting slept bad.

I actually wish there were more fights like that in MMA, you either get a great can crushing or you get a moment like >rank 15 pro wrestler Fujita hitting Fedor harder than hes ever been hit in his life:https://youtu.be/G60M_gJ4Uf4

[–]timpanzeez 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Yeah this is all well and good until Ngannou literally kills someone. I like the idea, but man elite fighters absolutely need to be fighting against their peers. They can do serious damage, and they’re going to be fighting like it’s against another expert. Love the idea just don’t think it’s possible

[–]throtic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

>rank 15 pro wrestler Fujita hitting Fedor harder than hes ever been hit in his life:

https://youtu.be/G60M_gJ4Uf4

Jesus Christ that guy was on eating much horse meat

[–]scoooobysnacks 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Punch is at ~3:49 - fedor starts doing the Frankenstein lmao

[–][deleted] 478 points479 points  (19 children)

Ain’t no such things as half way crooks when fighting Nunes

[–]sar1021 92 points93 points  (3 children)

We be the the lioness ya heard of us official featherweight murderers

[–]DtotheOUGUFC 279: A GOOFCON Miracle 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Ya minor, we major, you all up in the game but ain't fit to be a Playa

[–]tried_anal_onceProperly Salted Cruz 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Don’t make me have to call your name out, Im not a featherweight, my left hooks will make you levitate, I’m 21-4 but my mind is older, When Buffer tells me that it’s time, my warm heart gets cold, Another bitch gets deceased, another pussy dethroned, It ain’t nothin really, Yo Dana, spark the philly, So I can get my mind of these soft ass women...

[–]tee_ohboyCanada 225 points226 points  (12 children)

Scared of lefts and scared to hook, they shook.

[–]AreYouIntoxicatedPoirier was never my friend 49 points50 points  (8 children)

Fuck getting beat, i go out to bellator! Fuck a UFC doc, fuck a modelo clock, fuck y'all if you doubt me

[–]HardlyKnowEr69 32 points33 points  (7 children)

Are you intoxicated?

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (6 children)

No, but his parents are still married and get this: he also went to private school and his name is Clarence.

[–]Bacon_DevilToaster Bitch Boy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Throwback to the time Chandler use this as a straight-faced description of Mike Perry's childhood to Kamaru Usman

[–]1292norrthat 18 points19 points  (4 children)

And Clarence spars at home with both parents. And Clarence’s parents have a really good marriage

[–]TheSweatshopManIzzies Titties 5 points6 points  (2 children)

The man really lost a rap battle because he doesnt come from a broken home

[–]1292norrthat 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I would’ve booed that well-raised piece of shit off stage too.

Tbh I think he lost bc it’s like Tyrion Lannister’s line about using your weakness as your armour, so it can’t be used to harm you. Rabbit used Clarence’s whole rap of disses against himself before Clarence could use it against Rabbit

[–]DtotheOUGUFC 279: A GOOFCON Miracle 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Fuck now I wish she came out to Shook Ones. Arguably the best instrumental of all time.

[–]r_slash_jarmedia 69 points70 points  (4 children)

so much respect for Felicia Spencer. got beat up by Cyborg for 15 mins and Amanda for 25 mins and lived to tell the tale. total badass

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I think GDR deserves a lot of credit too.

[–]r_slash_jarmedia 29 points30 points  (0 children)

the difference there is that Germaine actually presented a threat when it came to the kickboxing so Amanda took the strategic approach of wrestling her most of the fight. whereas Felicia and Megan literally had no chance

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

GDR is clearly the second best Bantamweight, the only one that causes Nunes issues on feet, unfortunately for her she’s just not the GOAT

[–]wrath_the_killer 330 points331 points  (15 children)

I was actually worried about her when she was walking in. She genuinely look terrified and sick bro

[–]witcherstrife 75 points76 points  (9 children)

Maybe she was overcome with anxiety and was throwing up nonstop before the fight? Idk. Or maybe took xanax like Forrest Griffin before the Anderson Silva fight.

[–]throtic 13 points14 points  (6 children)

took xanax like Forrest Griffin before the Anderson Silva fight.

As someone who has taken a lot of Xanax, and nearly overdosed on it... I can not ever see being good in a fight after taking one of those.

[–]BboyEdgyBrahjuicy daddy 7 points8 points  (3 children)

hope you're doing better now

[–]throtic 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Thanks man, I haven't taken a single one since I almost died from it. It's a scary scary pill.

[–]BboyEdgyBrahjuicy daddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Glad to hear man, proud of you

[–]Tube1890Portugal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good shit bro 💪🏻

[–]greyetchcoffee > crystals 45 points46 points  (2 children)

I was certain she wouldn't make the walk to the cage. When I saw this I was 100% she'd pull out.

Mad respect to her for making the walk, tbh. She knew she'd get murdered, walked in and got murdered regardless. She a real one.

[–]Bran-a-donMario "Two-Tap" Yamasaki 19 points20 points  (1 child)

You don't have to win, you just have to try. I appreciate fighters who give it whatever they have even if it's not enough. I can respect that way more than two fat guys hugging each other for 25 minutes while trying to hit insane haymakers.

[–]_pupil_WAR ARIEL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think she looked like I would look walking out to fight Amanda Nunez...

[–][deleted] 144 points145 points  (4 children)

I had a friend who doesn't follow MMA bet on Anderson just because of the ridiculous odds. He text me when he saw this walk out that he made a mistake.

[–]greyetchcoffee > crystals 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I bet on her for the odds, too. Just because there could be a freak toe to the eye again or something.

I also bet on Aljo to win by stoppage. That bet paid!

[–][deleted] 131 points132 points  (14 children)

Heard on a podcast she was made to do this walk twice and hence why she looked so out of it/pissed off etc. Might have been the Anik and Florian pod.

[–]Vltor_ 26 points27 points  (13 children)

Do We know why she had to Walk twice ?

[–]ProfessorUnhappy5997 37 points38 points  (7 children)

The podcast I heard it on was 20min one with Laura Sanko. Laura said the TV crew often ask fighters to redo that walk multiple times , to get the perfect take

[–]Vltor_ 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Damn, that must suck ! Imagine being In The zone, Ready to fight, only to have to redo The Walkout multiple times :S

I imagine that’s something that Can mess atleast a tiny bit with your focus :/ not that i Think it would have changed The outcome of this fight though.

[–]jibjabjobjubjab 13 points14 points  (3 children)

This is the walk in to the arena, not the walkout to the fight

[–]Vltor_ 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Ah ! My bad ! Still might mess with you a bit though ?

[–]fuckamodhole 70 points71 points  (3 children)

She looked way too scared in the first walkout so they did another one. She fainted in the second one so they used the first.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Production team weren’t happy or something? Probably happens more often than we think.

[–]RyvitShitposting with DA BOIZZZ 105 points106 points  (14 children)

Someone needs to ask her about this video. Truly, I’d love to see her explanation. She is so clearly scared as shit

[–]311heaven 30 points31 points  (13 children)

Has she been seen in public since?

[–]HuggyShuggy420 70 points71 points  (10 children)

Yeah she’s been streaming on twitch, I saw a clip where she claimed the UFC were shutting down the women’s featherweight division

[–]311heaven 29 points30 points  (7 children)

Yeah on the UFC rankings page, there are no more contenders listed for Womens feather weight.

[–]HuggyShuggy420 47 points48 points  (3 children)

It was already like that before the Anderson fight though. Dana has said they will keep the division open as long as Nunes wants to defend (I think just so they can keep Nunes with double champ status) can anyone confirm if there has ever been rankings for womens featherweight? It’s such a shallow division I don’t see how there could be

[–]TheTiltMonster 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Never been rankings listed

[–]HuggyShuggy420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for confirming

[–]Totally_PJ_Soles 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't think there were any before the fight either.

[–]brkklynboyMcgregors hair has versatility 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It’s been like that for a while if you’ve been checking the rankings btw

[–]Bolddon 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Yeah, she is a streamer/gamer.

[–][deleted] 102 points103 points  (1 child)

I told all my buddies when I was watching this she was scared as fuck. I’ve had that same look on my face before some of my fights so I knew instantly what she was thinking. “Oooo fuck what did I get myself into”

[–]CrackBurgerPortugal 95 points96 points  (9 children)

At first if was funny to see, but then i realized that its kind of sad, she didnt do anything wrong except not be good enough. She is just a person perusing her dreams who was put in the spotlight against someone way better than her, that really humiliated her for our entertainment. I feel bad for her.

[–]itsokay321THICKESS IS LIFE THICKESS IS LOVE 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Do not pity a mercenary.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Like watching someone head for their execution

[–]sadale 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Does Amanda even feel good about these defenses. They aren't even competitive it's like they're executions.

[–]Hammose 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This was legit sad to watch.

[–]XNamelessGhoulX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

full on baby giraffe vibe with those legs just collapsing and flailing about

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Show her some respect. It's tough to make that walk even if it's just a local promotion against a nobody. Walking in to fight possibly the greatest female fighter of all time is an absolute mammoth task. This feeling never changes for some people. Even the greatest fighters still have this feeling walking into any fight.

[–]whatup1111 15 points16 points  (1 child)

the reason she looks so off is because the ufc camera crew always walks way too slow so fighers have to adjust by walking awkwardly slow

[–]Diablo165Stipe's Translator 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Shoulda just ran like DC

[–]MUTSellerPS4Canada 27 points28 points  (1 child)

she looks higher than a kite here

[–]itsokay321THICKESS IS LIFE THICKESS IS LOVE 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That was my first thought, man. My uncle was a jockey and he would get fucking annihilated on painkillers (addiction) before races and he looked identical to this. Then again I've also seen dudes take too much meth and they look similar. Either way, her body was rejecting what her mind was going through.

[–]wowspareTeam Whittaker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair she's said that she has anxiety issues and is nervous as hell before every single fight.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why did they even have this as a match up lol

[–]FoofyPigoat 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Was there any damage to her arm from the submission? I heard her talking about rehab on her twitch stream, but didnt catch on what it was for.

[–]kanstMr. 6 Shits 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I heard her talking about rehab on her twitch stream, but didnt catch on what it was for.

I follow her on IG, she had nose surgery. I assume that's what she's recovering from. Basically every fighter seems to have a mangled nose that they get around to fixing when they have a gap in their fighting

[–]jsb93War Gaethje 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She looked terrible. Something was definitely off with her

[–]notoriousjr_9 4 points5 points  (2 children)

As stupid as this sounds, was there any reason why she seemed so weary/disinterested during that walk? Surely it wasn't because she knew she'd get destroyed by Amanda

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She shouldn't have trained for the fight and just go ham for a wild swing and take that 1% chance she connects.

Would have been better odds of winning than the 7 months she trained now.

[–]CrabSauceCrissCrossIndia 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A transcript of my train of thought during this very short fight:

  • "I hope Megan makes it a good fight at least"

  • "Wow she defended that takedown really well, has she made the adjustments to win the fight?"

  • "oh wow what a hard shot. Wait, why does Megan look like a cartoon lamb all of a sudden?"

  • "Megan, get out of the way, move around the cage"

  • "Megan, don't just stand there like a statue and absorb strikes"

  • "why would you shoot for a takedown?!"

  • "oh god she's getting battered"

  • "oh god she's getting choked"

  • "Damn it, Megan"

Barring that one defended shot, it was like everything wrong with Rousey's performance against Nunes but so much worse cause Megan's only chance in this fight was on the feet.

[–]ikilledtupac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She about to get beat up in front of the world then lose her job.

Her boss literally pays prostitutes more than her.

[–]Duinuogwuin14 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She's always super pale and the huge light on her doesn't make it look better. But she's definitely just entering the arena here, not on her way to the "stage".

[–]Keeng_KeenanThe 2x double champ does what the fook she wants 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I'll be the last one to disrespect any of Nunes's opponents, but the more I watch this fight the more it starts to look like a tattoo artist convinced by some friends to try MMA vs the G.O.A.T.

[–]kanstMr. 6 Shits 9 points10 points  (1 child)

MMA math and all, but Felicia Spencer easily handled Anderson and against Nunes Spencer was a smiling punching bag. Tough as fuck, but offered nothing.

I think Megan might just not have enough athleticism for her size. She looks good hitting pads, but then in a fight its glaring how slow all her strikes are. If she fights people who are smaller than her and also lack athleticism she can overpower them with her size, but if she faces even a decent athlete she just looks slow and overwhelmed.

Nunes right now is just so far ahead most of the other competition. Really the only fight of interest for her at 145 is a rematch against Cyborg. Maybe in a couple of years Claressa Shields will develop enough to make an interesting fight. At least at 135 the gap isn't as massive, but at 145 no one has anything for Nunes.

[–]somewhatfamiliar2223Team Askarov 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not to be an asshole but she looks like garbage hitting pads. Her punching mechanics are non existent and her coach will do they here let me move the mitt for you instead of you actually moving your head thing.

[–]ItsDrManhattanMexico 39 points40 points  (18 children)

She legit looked like she had been crying for hours, i cant believe there were dummies in this sub that thought she even stood a chance

[–]Chocoeclair189Pavel fedotov grooming service 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still surprised on how.... sluggish (or more so) she looked. Amanda's speed must had been next level for her

[–]Luke_FlyswatterTears of Aoki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dana decided to cut her right then and there.

[–]Larryhooova 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Scared to death, scared to look

[–]GucciJesusGoodest cunt in the world 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's me walking in to collect my pizza after the bong hit a little harder than I planned.

[–]jaredwards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the most one sided wins you’ll ever see

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In her defense, it’s Amanda fucking nunes