The Real Housewives of Dallas S5 - E11 - Mommy Dearests - Live Episode Discussion

orangecuse20 · 2021-03-24T00:27:32+00:00

Cant wait to hear D'Andra's surprise fun fact this week! Fingers crossed for something like "was previously mayor of las vegas for a week after accidental campaign"

kelseyhart24 · 2021-03-24T01:51:47+00:00

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CrazyNotCatLady · 2021-03-24T01:49:19+00:00

Heaven forbid something happens to Court and Kam has to figure out life. I find it odd when people flex n things they really shouldn’t flex on. Like not knowing about bills

JustCuriousInCanada · 2021-03-24T01:39:25+00:00

Geez Tiffany’s rich AF

davidthomvs · 2021-03-24T01:53:36+00:00

There’s enough footage this season to edit into a movie where Kary goes to parties with the sole purpose of trying to murder Tiffany.

TasterOfPork · 2021-03-24T01:06:50+00:00

Lots of kids take their step dads name. I don’t see the issue with her wanting to do the same!

kds1988 · 2021-03-24T01:57:17+00:00

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discoatmyfuneral · 2021-03-24T01:18:01+00:00

travis looks like he got stuck halfway through his transformation into the hulk

___incorporeal · 2021-03-24T01:07:25+00:00

D’Andra DEE?! Shut up

xlollyx · 2021-03-24T01:08:51+00:00

this is what i watch housewives for, girlfriends hanging out in their home theater talking about their husband’s hotels and the petty drama from last night’s bacchanal

shleytothed · 2021-03-24T01:22:04+00:00

I'm just here for the cafeteria Christian argument....

aggieemily2013 · 2021-03-24T01:07:21+00:00

Is it bad that I'm glad the stuff with Brandi's husband came out preunion? It's gonna be a shitshow.

kelseyhart24 · 2021-03-24T01:15:56+00:00

Why does the men’s locker room look incredible and the women’s is muted yellow.

The sexism!

jennirator · 2021-03-24T01:28:52+00:00

Damn no respect for D’Andra. Maybe she also got those jobs based on some kind of merit? It’s just cruel.

tacobellini · 2021-03-24T01:42:20+00:00

It's like Brandi is trying to make herself look worse every episode.

Just shut the fuck up and let everyone live

zbornaks · 2021-03-24T01:49:14+00:00

Jen’s storyline is her gobbler labia.

Dial-M-for-Mediocre · 2021-03-24T01:11:40+00:00

Mama Dee is horrible and also I hate when you're trying to explain a complex, hurtful parent-child relationship with your friends and then your friends take your parent's side and act like you're actually the mean one.

Chub-Rub-Club · 2021-03-24T00:47:02+00:00

I can't wait for more D'Andra calling out cafeteria Christians.

napkintaryn · 2021-03-24T01:37:02+00:00

Kary’s storyline this year is: deep talks with adult children

2021-03-24T01:58:46+00:00

My Catholic grandmother would be far more upset about a medium than going to meditate

richboydubs · 2021-03-24T01:37:32+00:00

Kary’s girls are gorgeous

zbornaks · 2021-03-24T01:15:19+00:00

If Stephanie’s best storyline this season is building a locker room, then she needs to go. What has she really contributed this season?

2021-03-24T01:59:19+00:00

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NOTORIOUS_BLT · 2021-03-24T01:17:08+00:00

I really hope the female athletes got some backpacks/gear too. I know (boys) football is big for American schools but like...it's still a shitty reminder that girls teams don't matter as much.

Dial-M-for-Mediocre · 2021-03-24T01:21:39+00:00

Sooo Dee was super fucking jealous of the relationship D'Andra had with Glenn, right? And saw D'Andra as competition, so set about destroying her self-esteem? And now has been holding her inheritance over her head as revenge?

boybyebye2022 · 2021-03-24T01:43:25+00:00

can always count on Stephanie to remind us that her and Travis love buttplay.............

Sumjonas · 2021-03-24T01:04:41+00:00

Yes let’s talk about Daniels family wealth pls

___incorporeal · 2021-03-24T01:04:44+00:00

Chloe and Maddie are serving the best unimpressed faces.

filconomics · 2021-03-24T01:17:48+00:00

Brandi absolutely wants to go back to high school.

GetMeAColdPop · 2021-03-24T01:47:42+00:00

God bless the producers for coming up with different excuses to host sad, empty parties

kelseyhart24 · 2021-03-24T01:15:31+00:00

Brandi is clearly pregnant. She’s overflowing in her shorts.

youarelosingme · 2021-03-24T01:52:46+00:00

She's not a CHRISTIAAAAAAAAAAAAN

zbornaks · 2021-03-24T02:00:09+00:00

Next week D’Andra and Jeremy fuck in a pool. You love to see it.

kelseyhart24 · 2021-03-24T01:29:19+00:00

D’Andra is a sincere person - whether she’s defending herself, arguing, or being silly. Her sincerity deserves acknowledgement.

phoenixchimera · 2021-03-24T01:58:50+00:00

astroglide is a lubricant

richboydubs · 2021-03-24T01:07:31+00:00

I didn’t realize how different D’Andra looks this season until they showed those old flashbacks from old seasons

tacobellini · 2021-03-24T01:09:00+00:00

I don't disagree that a mother-daughter relationship can be super important, but let's not act like Mama Dee is a good mom.

She holds money over D'Andra's head and has for years.

davidthomvs · 2021-03-24T01:43:32+00:00

Brandi should worry about Jesus not appreciating her racism and focus on that.

zbornaks · 2021-03-24T01:59:14+00:00

NOT THE NINE COMMANDMENTS.

IncognitoMuffin93 · 2021-03-24T01:07:56+00:00

D’Andra’s relationship with her mother is so sad to me. I really feel for her.

zbornaks · 2021-03-24T01:47:43+00:00

I’m not hating Kary tonight. What is this madness?

Sumjonas · 2021-03-24T01:19:40+00:00

...I was under the impression that this charity was replacing lockers in the entire school for ruined/low income area schools....at least that’s what I’d do if my husband was an asshole who owned a locker company and gave me a budget to have a pretend charity for my tv show

tacobellini · 2021-03-24T01:09:38+00:00

Nothing screams charity quite like a private jet.

IncognitoMuffin93 · 2021-03-24T01:28:24+00:00

Mama Dee is doubling down. How terrible do you have to be to boil down all of your daughters accomplishments to having a prominent last name?

orangecuse20 · 2021-03-24T01:07:40+00:00

D'andra Dee?! Mama Dee named her after herself twice?

youarelosingme · 2021-03-24T01:07:44+00:00

Anytime they show fan tweets with the Twitter handles blurred out I wanna know so bad if any of them belong to people on this sub

delusionalzodiacguy · 2021-03-24T01:58:34+00:00

D’Andra coming with the facts AND THE FUCKING PENDULUM.

D’andra is an icon.

tangerine7019 · 2021-03-24T01:21:52+00:00

Ok confession I'd never heard the term "cafeteria christian" before this

tangerine7019 · 2021-03-24T01:41:00+00:00

I AM HERE FOR THE TEQUILA INFUSED PINEAPPLE

MyFigurativeYacht · 2021-03-24T01:16:39+00:00

HOLD THE FUCK UP. So in the “before”, the locker rooms were basically the same in the girls’ vs. the “football” locker room. In the “after”, the football locker room has a ton more features than the girls’ locker room??? Is this shit for real????

zbornaks · 2021-03-24T01:42:07+00:00

Stephanie’s charm has worn off me this season and I’m just annoyed by her.

douglaswr · 2021-03-24T01:58:30+00:00

D’Andra is READING.

advocatecarey · 2021-03-24T01:59:10+00:00

Did Brandi just suggest someone should be mature?

filconomics · 2021-03-24T01:41:45+00:00

Tiffany getting a whole floor to herself at her husband's hotel is the rich people shit I like to see.

GetMeAColdPop · 2021-03-24T01:42:50+00:00

I’m fucking over Brandi. Dallas needs less poop hats, more Simmons family money

phoenixchimera · 2021-03-24T01:03:56+00:00

Kary dresses like she's 18 but it works for her.

carmeIIasoprano · 2021-03-24T01:35:26+00:00

Karys girls are very beautiful

ilovecorgipuppies · 2021-03-24T02:13:25+00:00

Brandi’s sloppy ponytail and Express glitter top are tragic. Jesus would like a word.

kennedyh15 · 2021-03-24T01:45:15+00:00

Someone needs to tell Brandi she is ignorant af!

Carolina_Blues · 2021-03-24T01:42:56+00:00

Brandi calling the shaman the work of the devil. Please stfu

MarfaStewart · 2021-03-24T01:57:36+00:00

I am the better religious person! No, I am! No, I AM! But ghosts!!!!!

kelseyhart24 · 2021-03-24T01:57:08+00:00

D’Andra is giving Brandi examples with her thesis.

tangerine7019 · 2021-03-24T01:41:13+00:00

Stephanie is bothering me this season

Sumjonas · 2021-03-24T01:09:34+00:00

When is Brandi going to find out she’s pregnant?! We’re at least in late august right?

Dial-M-for-Mediocre · 2021-03-24T01:41:29+00:00

If you haven't been spread eagle in the lobby is it really your husband's hotel?

kelseyhart24 · 2021-03-24T01:25:34+00:00

I wonder what the relationship between Tiffany’s mom, Tiffany, and Daniel was when the two were dating and engaged.

zbornaks · 2021-03-24T01:31:48+00:00

Mama Dee makes me so thankful for my own mother.

aggieemily2013 · 2021-03-24T01:43:32+00:00

Ah, Brandi's going for the classic "I'm Christian I Can't Be Racist" troupe.

GetMeAColdPop · 2021-03-24T01:59:44+00:00

Astro gliding!!! 😂 I’m packing it up...I’m Done 😝😝😝

stateofalec · 2021-03-24T01:41:51+00:00

“I like Tiffany, but-“

Stephanie, who does not like Tiffany.

advocatecarey · 2021-03-24T01:35:42+00:00

Kary is really trying to produce the shit out of a non existent storyline.

Sumjonas · 2021-03-24T01:39:56+00:00

I hope Tiffany kills it with this party

zbornaks · 2021-03-24T01:28:15+00:00

Mama Dee makes for wonderful television, but I am very much afraid of her.

GeorgeCuntstanza · 2021-03-24T01:42:32+00:00

Guuuuuuhhhhhhh more "devil" talk from Brandi. Kill me and send me to hell already.

filconomics · 2021-03-24T02:02:54+00:00

It's truly remarkable (but entirely unsurprising for anyone non-white) to see the lengths Brandi will go to victimize herself in this video situation.

shleytothed · 2021-03-24T01:50:36+00:00

Can we normalize gobbler vaginas? Asking for a friend...

MrPTG2051 · 2021-03-24T01:28:58+00:00

Isn’t Dee a Simmons by marriage? How much more does the name belong to Dee than Dandra?

Kininger625 · 2021-03-24T01:12:53+00:00

I’m not sure what’s more surprising: Kary being supportive towards D’Andra and Tiffany or the fact that I’m now like a third of the way through the largest Harry Potter lego set ever

GeorgeCuntstanza · 2021-03-24T01:36:46+00:00

Kary's daughters are so pretty. Send tweet.

pinkbeary · 2021-03-24T01:58:11+00:00

D'ANDRA M'FREAKING SIMMONS!!! I LOVE YOU

MyFigurativeYacht · 2021-03-24T02:00:45+00:00

Andy, this turtleneck....girl.

Teacheroftinies · 2021-03-24T01:58:46+00:00

Brandi doesn’t know what cafeteria Christian means...

Ckc1972 · 2021-03-24T02:01:15+00:00

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davidthomvs · 2021-03-24T01:32:40+00:00

Will Stephanie start standing in random locker rooms wearing a shirt that says “This Is A Crisis”

GetMeAColdPop · 2021-03-24T01:36:18+00:00

When Ben and Ronnie (WWC) said their version of Nono’s voice was reincarnated into Kary......I screamed 😂

davidthomvs · 2021-03-24T01:49:59+00:00

I didn’t realize my gas bill wasn’t on autopay until they came and shut it off. Kam I see you.

Dial-M-for-Mediocre · 2021-03-24T01:49:41+00:00

Ew I do not like Kam calling Tiffany "trainable"

2021-03-24T01:59:39+00:00

Brandi is literally wrong in every discussion this season

Gullible-Sort9161 · 2021-03-24T01:04:56+00:00

The look that Tiffany's daughter gave Kary when they were in the kitchen and Kary was talking to them about the party was hilarious!

potatoinawig · 2021-03-24T01:44:35+00:00

If it’s apparently demonic to be interested in or dabble in any number of non-Judeo Christian and new age beliefs, then you might as well can slap me on a jet ski cruising down the river Styx, Brandi can suck it.

pinkbeary · 2021-03-24T01:51:03+00:00

gd every week I stan Tiffany more. She is just so fun to watch and I find her so cute and charming

phoenixchimera · 2021-03-24T01:03:27+00:00

I am the opposite of religious and forget 90% of the religious studies i had as a child.

Am I mistaken in saying that there's something in bible about a Christian returning to god after exploring other thoughts is a good thing, because they aren't blindly believing?

The recap with Brandi lecturing D'Andra reminded me of this

zbornaks · 2021-03-24T01:46:17+00:00

If we’re gonna go with this argument that the devil can do whatever, then someone could feasibly say that the devil could take the form of the ghosts that Brandi sometimes sees and take issue with that.

(To be clear, I don’t think astral projection or seeing spirits is anti-Christian. You do you.)

uknowhatudid · 2021-03-24T01:57:46+00:00

Lmao everyone else at this dinner minding their own business

carmeIIasoprano · 2021-03-24T01:37:12+00:00

Kary wants to communicate . Lol. But she cuts her kids off as soon as they start to talk

saltandpeppapiggy · 2021-03-24T01:18:32+00:00

Wtf is happening with Travis’s hair??

potatoinawig · 2021-03-24T01:24:11+00:00

...is it bad that I have no idea if a 1550 on the SAT is actually good or bad? They change the scoring all the damn time, it’s too much! (Also had to take the SATs twice because I did horribly the first time, so who am I to judge either way)

richboydubs · 2021-03-24T02:01:21+00:00

Page Six is definitely on Bravo’s payroll at this point

MrPTG2051 · 2021-03-24T01:57:50+00:00

I love that D’Andra has facts. Fuck off Brandi.

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NOTORIOUS_BLT · 2021-03-24T01:59:11+00:00

What's this? Brandi "lol poop and farts" Redmond can't take a joke about anal lube? Girl take SEVERAL seats.

whitewinesummertime · 2021-03-24T01:16:34+00:00

Stephanie is dressed for a funeral at this locker room???

Dial-M-for-Mediocre · 2021-03-24T01:36:51+00:00

Does anyone know how old Kary is?

filconomics · 2021-03-24T01:39:55+00:00

I don't have the disdain for Kary that a lot of other people do but I'm down for replacing her with Olivia lol.

miz_k · 2021-03-24T01:09:54+00:00

These face shields are so pointless. Why?

davidthomvs · 2021-03-24T01:29:28+00:00

I don’t get mama dee holding this against her daughter. She admitted last week that she basically stalked someone because she wanted to marry rich.

kelseyhart24 · 2021-03-24T01:26:08+00:00

D’Andra has good eyebrows.

advocatecarey · 2021-03-24T01:45:48+00:00

Brandi is entire red flag! Her issue is that she never knows how her actions actually hurt others. She’s either obvious or ignorant. #RHOD

Ufraudedme · 2021-03-24T02:15:29+00:00

Dee Simmons is the only one on this planet that can use the word "rip" and make it sound like she gives even less than zero fucks.

I could listen to her say it all day.

youarelosingme · 2021-03-24T01:18:04+00:00

Brandi's loving this trip because she's mentally never gotten out of high school

advocatecarey · 2021-03-24T01:09:53+00:00

I’m extremely over Stephanie and Brandi.

kelseyhart24 · 2021-03-24T01:30:31+00:00

I didn’t realize D’Andra only had two family members - mom and husband.

NOTORIOUS_BLT · 2021-03-24T01:34:12+00:00

As the only daughter of a woman who thinks of herself as a powerhouse (like Dee), the guilt tripping about being "all they have" and waxing about "when my time is up" drives me up the fucking wall.

2021-03-24T01:30:49+00:00

Ok not to knock someone's charity game, but like taking a private jet to go see the high school locker room that you made better??! I thought she meant she replaced all the lockers in the entire school, and I was like....ok....the fuckin FOOTBALL TEAM STEPHANIE??! Meanwhile the drama club is probably performing in the parking lot god I fucking hate Texas.

kelseyhart24 · 2021-03-24T01:58:46+00:00

DRAG BRANDI’S SPIRIT, D’ANDRA

Sugarbumb · 2021-03-24T01:58:01+00:00

Brandi, just stop...

PolexiaAphrodisia · 2021-03-24T00:18:54+00:00

looking forward to another week of fawning over Dr. Moon and Daniel and rolling my eyes at Brandi “I Am a ChristianTM” Redmond <3

zbornaks · 2021-03-24T01:07:42+00:00

I want to read all the individual tweets included in the “Brandi’s a racist” montage.

MarfaStewart · 2021-03-24T01:18:34+00:00

Travis is so gross. Does he use a bottle of gel each time he does his hair?

GetMeAColdPop · 2021-03-24T01:26:11+00:00

“Simmons will take me luts futher”

IncognitoMuffin93 · 2021-03-24T02:00:09+00:00

Brandi going around like a big ol’ idiot... again

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