The Real Housewives of Dallas S5 - E3 - Kary'd Away - Live Episode Discussion

carmeIIasoprano · 2021-01-20T02:21:36+00:00

Fanci gets more scenes than Mary Cosby

delusionalzodiacguy · 2021-01-20T02:10:36+00:00

Tiffany’s twins are just precious. I love them.

singleportia · 2021-01-20T02:17:16+00:00

“Is she really in our family?” These girls are hilarious

GetMeAColdPop · 2021-01-20T02:04:33+00:00

I can’t get over how DAndra sounds like Hulk Hogan in her intro 😳

delusionalzodiacguy · 2021-01-20T02:27:50+00:00

Honestly I know Kary isn’t the favorite here, but she has a banging body. Like holy shit.

sundaze814 · 2021-01-20T02:51:05+00:00

I forgot how awful kam is at arguments

picard17 · 2021-01-20T02:49:42+00:00

Kam has a habit of taking small comments/ issues and just not letting go of them (like the Stephanie surface friends thing) and I feel like Tiffany is not going to put up with that and I'm excited for it.

delusionalzodiacguy · 2021-01-20T02:59:11+00:00

“I’m not going to be dramatic and say this is a life or death situation, but I think she’s trying to kill me”

Okay that made me chuckle.

Sumjonas · 2021-01-20T02:21:25+00:00

Is what Kam saying/not saying is that the cast trip was supposed to be to St Tropez lol

orangecuse20 · 2021-01-20T03:00:53+00:00

Tiffany was very chill about the pool thing, I would have freaked. I always worry someone will hit their head!

midwest_best_coast · 2021-01-20T02:01:28+00:00

That dog exercises more than I do

zbornaks · 2021-01-20T02:23:57+00:00

Who’s more anal about centerpieces: Kameron or Captain Sandy?

Lvlover99 · 2021-01-20T02:36:55+00:00

Damn Court’s family has money. Look at that house.

JayFenty · 2021-01-20T02:08:25+00:00

Kameron: Hey gorl omg gorl how are you today gorl

Tiffany: Good.

tacobellini · 2021-01-20T02:41:50+00:00

The chicken foot is going to be the new dildo for Kam.

Tay-Rae · 2021-01-20T02:22:25+00:00

Kam is very BH with not letting the mouse go lol.

Titan_Uranus__ · 2021-01-20T02:40:02+00:00

As I sit in bed in torn yoga pants drinking coors light and burping to myself, I can’t help but realize I will never go to a housewife type classy pool party like this and I totally deserve it.

picard17 · 2021-01-20T02:52:43+00:00

Brandi sitting there drinking behind her face shield staying way the fuck out of this conversation.

zbornaks · 2021-01-20T02:49:13+00:00

Kameron has officially decided to hate everything Tiffany does from now on.

GetMeAColdPop · 2021-01-20T02:28:27+00:00

Well, Kary looks goddamn great at 50. I’ll give her that

Sumjonas · 2021-01-20T02:50:26+00:00

Oh god this bashing an adopted baby part two

GeorgeCuntstanza · 2021-01-20T02:22:23+00:00

Kary "The Situation" Brittingham

aghastghost · 2021-01-20T02:08:31+00:00

Travis wanted a maid not a wife/partner

Sugarbumb · 2021-01-20T02:51:45+00:00

This chicken foot thing is already getting old

kelseyhart24 · 2021-01-20T02:20:53+00:00

Party planning is my specialty

Hires two planners

midwest_best_coast · 2021-01-20T02:04:57+00:00

Tiffany refuses to match Kam's energy on this call and I love it

Titan_Uranus__ · 2021-01-20T02:01:40+00:00

Teddi is shaking at Fancy’s accountability poster thing.

tacobellini · 2021-01-20T02:18:16+00:00

Awww that is so rough.

Those little girls just want to hug their grandma-mom

_yitzi · 2021-01-20T02:57:53+00:00

Kam’s in-laws looking out the window like 👁👄👁

carmeIIasoprano · 2021-01-20T02:28:02+00:00

These will be her pictures on match.com next year

singleportia · 2021-01-20T02:18:53+00:00

“I like chick fil a nuggets” wow Tiffany’s whole family is killing it with the one liners

kelseyhart24 · 2021-01-20T02:17:02+00:00

I will not criticize a child, but I will criticize parents:

The Redmonds’ parenting is questionable.

whiskeypaima · 2021-01-20T02:28:12+00:00

Petition to stop people from complimenting their vaginas by comparing them to teenagers’.

Cue-B · 2021-01-20T02:48:14+00:00

Plot twist: All of the male models at Kary’s party are from Leann Locken voice The Round-Up.

tacobellini · 2021-01-20T02:38:42+00:00

Is Kam really criticizing Brandi for traveling when Kam hasn't been social distancing, wearing a mask, and is throwing a pool party?

miz_k · 2021-01-20T02:58:05+00:00

If you’re going to pour tequila in peoples mouth, pick something better than 1800.

_yitzi · 2021-01-20T02:35:17+00:00

Brandi sitting back like “go ahead Kam, say those words and take the heat off me”

Tay-Rae · 2021-01-20T02:40:14+00:00

Was it production’s idea to do the shields? Atlanta is doing the same.

samanthainnc · 2021-01-20T01:06:46+00:00

Am I the only one who likes Dallas but straight up FORGETS every single week? 😂

Sumjonas · 2021-01-20T02:52:13+00:00

Kam does not seem physically capable of letting things go

Kininger625 · 2021-01-20T02:52:58+00:00

I’m really loving how quickly the Dallas episodes are going this season. Sure some of the fights are stupid but I honestly feel like it’s such an easy watch

2021-01-20T02:59:15+00:00

TIFFANY WITH THE ARM FLOATIES!!! This is honestly the most likable thing she has done.

because_pineapples · 2021-01-20T02:04:54+00:00

I hate white bathing suits

zbornaks · 2021-01-20T02:51:13+00:00

Kameron decided to use the Uno reverse card on Tiffany. “I’m not racist for hating chicken feet—YOU’RE the racist for saying that chicken feet is a cultural food of China.”

onlyaccept20percent · 2021-01-20T02:57:04+00:00

Honestly I think Tiffany is just not sure how to interact with Kam. Kam is a really confusing person -- you can never tell if she's being silly on purpose or if she's suddenly going to flip a switch and get all high-society shitty (like she did with D'Andra last year at the photography gallery party for D'Andra's husband) or act like something has deeply offended her. I think Tiffany (like many of us) doesn't really get Kameron's shtick and has tried to approach her as though everything is a light-hearted joke. Instead of trying to get to know Tiffany, Kam just wants to be at odds.

I don't like unpredictable people like Kameron. You can't be yourself around them.

Tay-Rae · 2021-01-20T02:10:03+00:00

I’m loving the culture Tiffany is bringing to RHOD!!

Lvlover99 · 2021-01-20T02:11:07+00:00

Travis has 9 cars and he can’t even give Steph some money for a non-profit 😣

otter-99 · 2021-01-20T03:00:37+00:00

Not another kid depression storyline! I hope these kids are okay with this, and even so I doubt it’s something they will want on camera in the next 10-20 years

ExcuseYou-What · 2021-01-20T02:10:55+00:00

99 ranch representation yas

Sumjonas · 2021-01-20T02:23:00+00:00

“All Kary wanted for her birthday is to go St. Tropez....also she wants to dance on a table. Also she wants to be sprayed with champagne”

thugnacocktaildress · 2021-01-20T02:52:21+00:00

It’s Kam vs Tiffany: Who will out girl<>gorrrl each other??

Sumjonas · 2021-01-20T02:59:34+00:00

Ok Tiffany handled that like a lady tbh...don’t ruin the girls birthday and handle it later

thugnacocktaildress · 2021-01-20T02:28:00+00:00

I just love Dallas so much. This show sparks so much old housewives-esque vibes

delusionalzodiacguy · 2021-01-20T02:56:34+00:00

Gosh, Kam has a weird perception of the chicken foot situation.

kelseyhart24 · 2021-01-20T03:00:26+00:00

Tiffany with arm floaties is vibing to Ramona using a noodle at her once a season swim lesson.

lilcheetah2 · 2021-01-20T02:10:51+00:00

I love Tiffany but no mask only shield.... isn’t she a medical professional??

2021-01-20T02:56:32+00:00

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davidthomvs · 2021-01-20T03:01:21+00:00

Lol that preview "I'm not complaining I'm just saying you didn't do it right".

delusionalzodiacguy · 2021-01-20T02:09:13+00:00

Lmao Travis you literally bought a house with a FUCKING SWIMMING POOL in the living room.

Your wife just wants practical things! Help her out ya dick!

_yitzi · 2021-01-20T02:02:31+00:00

Fanci omg please stay safe on the treadmill

singleportia · 2021-01-20T02:27:44+00:00

I want to look like Kary when I’m 50

veronicagetsmehigh · 2021-01-20T02:09:17+00:00

Travis needs to stop with the steroids he looks lumpy

sundaze814 · 2021-01-20T02:39:49+00:00

None of them seem to take it serious so idk why give Brandi a hard time?

kelseyhart24 · 2021-01-20T02:50:25+00:00

Please, Kam. Stop. This is not it.

way-harsh-tai · 2021-01-20T02:17:34+00:00

Brandi’s daughters are continually insufferable, and they’re going into the teens now. Oof.

sundaze814 · 2021-01-20T02:09:05+00:00

Travis looks rough

IncognitoMuffin93 · 2021-01-20T02:09:04+00:00

It’s awesome to see Stephanie stand up for herself with Travis. I feel like it’s been such a big improvement from the first season.

Tay-Rae · 2021-01-20T02:31:49+00:00

I think Kam is going to have a bad season. That preview: YIKES

hydrangea_ · 2021-01-20T02:49:09+00:00

If I were D’Andra, I would have shoved Kary’s ass in the pool after a greeting like that... “oh my little pain in the ass!” Passive aggressive much?!

aggieemily2013 · 2021-01-20T02:19:46+00:00

If y'all are aghast at a medical professional not wearing masks correctly or gathering with no worries, you just haven't been in Texas the last ten months.

It is another world.

2021-01-20T02:22:00+00:00

Kam has Dim Sum PTSD

IncognitoMuffin93 · 2021-01-20T02:47:09+00:00

D’andras hair is 🔥

sundaze814 · 2021-01-20T02:57:53+00:00

Is the other redhead supposed to be a main character / friend of? I feel like she never talks. Idk her name even

zbornaks · 2021-01-20T02:36:29+00:00

All of you asking about Eduardo manifested his presence.

tabclo · 2021-01-20T02:40:07+00:00

People who wear white on the bottom: How do you not worry about your ass getting dirty?

kelseyhart24 · 2021-01-20T02:28:00+00:00

Kary’s jewelry line is bad.

hydrangea_ · 2021-01-20T03:01:04+00:00

Kameron is butthurt about Tiffany pushing chicken feet on her but has no problem with her bestie Kary forcing alcohol down people’s throats and shoving Tiffany in the pool because it is part of her “Latin culture to include everyone”. Make it make sense!

Okg889 · 2021-01-20T03:04:32+00:00

For whoever watches 90 day fiancé, does anyone remember the chicken feet fight between Chantels family and Pedros family? Her family said it was super offensive of his family to try forcing them to it after they said no.

JaneIre · 2021-01-20T03:01:02+00:00

Can you imagine if ANY other HW that couldn’t swim was pushed in a pool? They would cry bloody murder and make it their entire storyline. Tiffany took it like a champ and just rolled with it.

zbornaks · 2021-01-20T02:37:37+00:00

The arrows pointing at the multiple centerpieces. I can’t.

meg0neurotHe11 · 2021-01-20T02:51:41+00:00

Anyone who says Kam pretends to be an idiot is reaching. She is an absolute idiot.

Teacheroftinies · 2021-01-20T02:25:20+00:00

Anyone who likes petty centerpiece drama NEEDS to watch Bling Empire on Netflix. Necklace drama, seating drama, party start time drama...

advocatecarey · 2021-01-20T02:08:01+00:00

Travis is looking like Herman Munster.

thugnacocktaildress · 2021-01-20T02:40:35+00:00

Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s grossly irresponsible for Brandi to have traveled to Florida, and I would feel uncomfortable around her.

That said, I’m crying at her wearing her negative covid test with a boa around her neck 😂😂

Lvlover99 · 2021-01-20T02:47:18+00:00

D’Andra is right about Florida

phoenixchimera · 2021-01-20T02:10:29+00:00

Why the fuck are Tiffany and her fam wearing masks in the car but not the supermarket?

xwoodson · 2021-01-20T02:39:24+00:00

Kameron went to Turkey after filiming wrapped....

Carolina_Blues · 2021-01-20T03:00:58+00:00

I really liked Kary last season but I’m over her now

digi111 · 2021-01-20T02:21:41+00:00

Tiffany is the first newbie I’ve really been invested in. Shes a damn natural and is a perfect fit for the show

tacobellini · 2021-01-20T02:21:21+00:00

Do we think Kam will have a 3 piece string quartet at this party, too?

singleportia · 2021-01-20T02:46:12+00:00

I like that Kam’s idea of Saint Tropez is shirtless male models and white bikinis

Stefairyy · 2021-01-20T02:50:16+00:00

Oh god Kam she’s putting her foot in her mouth instead of the chicken foot

kelseyhart24 · 2021-01-20T02:02:18+00:00

Friendly reminder that Kameron is six feet tall.

empressM · 2021-01-20T02:10:23+00:00

Dallas is getting the Beverly Hills confessional blur filter

indecentXpo5ure · 2021-01-20T02:47:17+00:00

Tiffany saying running errands was quality time with her kids was real talk. My favorite thing to do (at least pre-pandemic) was a two hour adventure to Target where I could have a latte and my daughter could eat a cookie and we could wander the aisles together and talk. There’s something wonderful about the one on one time sans devices and distractions.

davidthomvs · 2021-01-20T02:24:16+00:00

Being sprayed with champagne sounds terrible

thugnacocktaildress · 2021-01-20T03:00:08+00:00

Not Kary blaming being an asshole on her Latin culture lmao

singleportia · 2021-01-20T02:24:19+00:00

not trying to hear about Kary’s lady parts after the commercial break 🥴

zbornaks · 2021-01-20T02:09:08+00:00

Well I’m officially back to hating Travis.

napkintaryn · 2021-01-20T02:19:07+00:00

Why does Brandi’s daughter have such an attitude at a young age? Do most kids act that way nowadays?

phoenixchimera · 2021-01-20T02:00:09+00:00

sidenote: what's the deal with D'Andra's money situation?

A season or two ago, we heard about only $200 in her bank account, but an undisclosed amount in an oil trust that could not be accessed.

This season, we learn that she won an inheritance lawsuit against her half brother.

Is she truly rich or is it mostly appearances/cash poor?

jennirator · 2021-01-20T02:13:10+00:00

That’s no Hmart, but ok

lkt1980 · 2021-01-20T02:59:11+00:00

Like how much you wanna bet LeeAnn is dressed in camo just lurking and hate watching all of this from the bushes?

GetMeAColdPop · 2021-01-20T02:18:24+00:00

So Tiffany’s Bentley SUV is at least $160,000 😬

CheskapOo · 2021-01-20T02:39:37+00:00

Sure breathe all over stefanie in the car THEN put the useless shield on

Kininger625 · 2021-01-20T02:50:13+00:00

Kam close your mouth you’re digging a bigger hole

Sumjonas · 2021-01-20T02:35:28+00:00

Ask for Eduardo and we shall receive

ilovecorgipuppies · 2021-01-20T02:36:21+00:00

Jermey holding the little house on the prairie nightgown made me cackle

Sumjonas · 2021-01-20T02:47:17+00:00

This seems more Mykonos than st Tropez to me

JayFenty · 2021-01-20T03:00:02+00:00

Damn these Texas gorls are coming for Florida!!

advocatecarey · 2021-01-20T02:04:32+00:00

Gurl...Gurl...Gurl 😱

orangecuse20 · 2021-01-20T02:41:31+00:00

Man Kam's inlaws house is stunning. I am surprised THEY want these girls spraying champagne all over their lawn

kelseyhart24 · 2021-01-20T02:38:13+00:00

Kameron hosting a party

with many guests

at her father-in-law’s house

for her coworker’s fiftieth

is peak Covid housewives

sundaze814 · 2021-01-20T02:23:40+00:00

Cary looks good for fifty

phoenixchimera · 2021-01-20T02:37:52+00:00

This party is pretty but I'm not sure how this is supposed to be St. Tropez?

2021-01-20T02:32:56+00:00

So Kam is going to explain Chinese culture to Tiffany.... oookkkaaayy

ilovecorgipuppies · 2021-01-20T02:10:52+00:00

Is Dr. Moon really walking around this grocery store with no mask?

Sumjonas · 2021-01-20T02:16:04+00:00

Mmm whataburger

singleportia · 2021-01-20T02:37:27+00:00

I want to party at Kam’s father in law’s house

happynole88 · 2021-01-20T03:26:58+00:00

Okay honestly Brandi really was committed to the face shield for that party. I don’t think I could have kept it on that long in the Texas heat.

phoenixchimera · 2021-01-20T02:51:09+00:00

Kameron is not wrong in confronting Tiffany pushing chicken feet, but her approach is idiotic.

Titan_Uranus__ · 2021-01-20T02:02:49+00:00

What’s with DEANDRA’s voice in her tag line scene?

orangecuse20 · 2021-01-20T02:51:35+00:00

Kam GOIRL this is not a good look. Let the woman from China speak to her own culture.

Also Kam has no problem w/ Kary being bossy with the alcohol

tacobellini · 2021-01-20T02:22:34+00:00

Honestly, Kam's centerpieces will be amazing out of spite and this is the type of feud I live for.

ExcuseYou-What · 2021-01-20T02:17:22+00:00

brandi being more careful than tiffany was not on my bingo card

aggieemily2013 · 2021-01-20T02:17:44+00:00

If the pandemic sucks for me, it must really suck for a 5-year-old.

friend-of-the-pod · 2021-01-20T02:48:07+00:00

They’re rich and drinking Jose Quervo? Oh how dreadful

thugnacocktaildress · 2021-01-20T03:02:27+00:00

What did Ben & Ronnie do to not be invited back to WWHL 😭😭

tacobellini · 2021-01-20T02:28:31+00:00

I hate that style of boots.

They look cheap and unflattering

hydrangea_ · 2021-01-20T02:31:00+00:00

It bothers me to no end every time Stephanie says “whenever” instead of “when”. They aren’t synonymous!

2021-01-20T02:40:12+00:00

These cashier masks are a joke. Like why? What’s the point?

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