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[–]CaptWineTeeth 1721 points1722 points  (73 children)

I vividly remember being in college common room in residence and one of the dudes from my floor coming in with a VHS tape exclaiming “GUYS! GUYS! They, like, did a fight thing where they made a karate guy fight a ninja and then a kung fu guy against a sumo and shit. There’s no rules! This tape is banned. We gotta watch!!” On the tape was UFC I, II, and III.

[–]gruvccc 91 points92 points  (7 children)

Now the strongest styles have prevailed but I wanna see more sumos vs karate

[–]johnnloki 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Savate. French Tae Kwon Do, basically.

Gerard Gardeau was chain smoking between matches to help his nerves. Lol. Different time.

[–]Lashon_Von_Ricks 680 points681 points  (18 children)

It felt like we were watching something we shouldn't be watching. Those first few UFC tapes were a lot of fun.

[–]phairphair 225 points226 points  (11 children)

I have the exact same memory. It felt super scandalous, like how can this be legal?

There was another very early fight with a similar result as this one. They had to fill time with replays of the loser getting a roundhouse to the mouth and his front tooth being ejected in slow-mo into the audience. Over and over…and over

[–]Keurnaonsia 77 points78 points  (5 children)

I think this is the one with the teeth out.

[–]BoosherCacow 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Yep, kick to the face. I can still remember the sound all my friends made when we first watched this on VHS. It was half OH SHIT and half OH FUCK.

[–]WWJesusDeadlift 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That's this fight. I remember watching it as a kid.

[–]RampageTheBear 17 points18 points  (2 children)

I swear I see the exact same two above comments every time this gets posted^

[–]Devmax1868 62 points63 points  (1 child)

I was 12 and my dad was a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. He never bought PPVs for me but he bought every single UFC for like years beginning with 1. It was like watching real life Blood Sport. You'd see some dude who trained in "Hawaiian bone crushing" against some burly redneck and the bone crushing dude would just get his head caved in exactly like in this video. Lots of matches were exactly like this. Gracie winning everything in his Gi looking like the dudes down at the Y was downright shocking.

[–]kynthrus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This and pride were absolute treats to behold.

[–]diamonddingleberry 93 points94 points  (23 children)

Used to rent them in middle school. Tank Abbot was an absolute nightmare.

[–]seven6twobythirty9 86 points87 points  (17 children)

Ken Shamrock was a beast!

[–]Think--12 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Shamrock was good, but

Dan Severn. He's The Beast..

[–]Ace-Ventura1934 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hoyce Gracie beat him tho, but he took a beating first. 16 minute fight if I remember correct. But yeah, Severn was a beast. Remember Severn fight with Oleg Taktarov? Most brutal fight ever.

[–]diamonddingleberry 43 points44 points  (12 children)

Absolutely. Shamrock was incredibly skilled and a good indication of where the company was going. Abbot was fun to watch but lacked any skill other than being a brawler and beating the shit out of people. Imagine him in there these days.

[–]Lt_Col_Anguss 34 points35 points  (2 children)

The ufc staged a big comeback for Tank and signed him to three fights. He didn’t last a minute in any of them.

[–]diamonddingleberry 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I remember that. Was not surprised. Definitely a product of his environment in the early days of UFC.

[–]reyballesta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was crazy to see. He was wildly dominant for a while and had a specific attitude that sold very well with the crowds, but once his time was up, boy, was it up.

[–]SpotsMeGots 16 points17 points  (7 children)

The first UFC fight I ever saw was much later in Shamrock’s career. He tripped on the mat in the first few seconds of round one and got rocked.

[–]diamonddingleberry 25 points26 points  (6 children)

Everyone’s timeline has an expiration date in the UFC, unfortunately

[–]thomascgalvin 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Turns out getting punched in the head professionally is not a long-term career.

[–]diamonddingleberry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not saying it should be. But careers in the UFC range greatly. Could be two weeks, could be 12 years.

[–]BigTChamp 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It doesn't help that Dana White doesn't seem to understand the concept of "you win some, you lose some" and reserves the right to let fighters go if they lose two in a row

[–]Eschatonbreakfast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Abbot actually started out in amateur wrestling.and trained in boxing and the Gracies kept him out of the early UFCs because they didn’t want Royce to face a lot of guys with wrestling backgrounds.

[–]reyballesta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ken is always one of my top 10 favorite MMA fighters. He was like a fucking action hero and it was awesome. He was really rad in the WWF, too.

[–]Loves_low_lobola 36 points37 points  (1 child)

I was a clerk at a video store, and I found this same tape in the adult section.

[–]Digweedfan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I remember checking it out from a blockbuster when I was in high school. It’s always fun to catch those early matches and see how far the sport has come.

[–]bonesthadog 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I was a freshman at Drake University and paid for it in my dorm room, then charged everyone to watch it. Room was filled, coed dorm by the way. Those were the days.

[–]its_raining_scotch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have UFC 1, 2, and 3 on VHS.

[–]milesamsterdam 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Remember that dude with one boxing glove? Lol

[–]Villano5 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Ironically, Art Jimmerson is now a boxing trainer at a UFC Gym location

[–]BerolakZaccheas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Based on your description of the events it feels like I was on the same floor as you.

[–][deleted] 1554 points1555 points  (104 children)

The best thing about the original UFC was it exposed all the bs we had been taught about martial arts in the movies.

[–]terran_submarine 452 points453 points  (33 children)

It was like watching humanity rediscover how to fight for those first 8 or so UFCs.

Figuring out what worked, what was nonsense, what trumped what.

[–]I_AM_AN_ASSHOLE_AMA 305 points306 points  (24 children)

Some martial arts got so watered down over the years. UFC quickly showed that breaking balsa wood and doing crane kicks wasn't gonna win a real fight lol.

[–]CDZFF89 107 points108 points  (10 children)

Basically boiled down to grappling > everything else. That's still held up today, it's just top stand up guys also have a wrestling or bjj background, or spend most of their camps practicing takedown defense

[–]uwanmirrondarrah 41 points42 points  (9 children)

Some martial arts became martial arts. Like kung fu evolved over time from a combat method into performative dance and form of cultural expression. Which is fine, but with kungfu movies a lot of people started really believing that shit would work lol

Hell a lot of Kung Fu styles were developed to use weapons, hand to hand it is just not good.

Watching the UFC really made me realize in a straight, no holds barred fight, there is boxing, wrestling (grappling), and throws. Anything other than that is a waste of movement and likely to get you knocked tf out.

[–]OneOfThemReadingType 6 points7 points  (2 children)

“Crane kicks” - tell that to Lyoto Machida

[–]OHPandQuinoa 19 points20 points  (3 children)

My absolute favorite UFC vid was the karate black belt fighting the muay thai boxer. Karate dude does a perfect little low roundhouse kick and you can all but hear it go "TINK" against the thai boxer before buddy just railroads karate guy into the next universe. Still cracks me up every time I see a clip of it.

[–]iamnotreallyreal 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Link to the video? I would like to see this in action.

[–]uteng2k7 14 points15 points  (1 child)

It was like watching humanity rediscover how to fight for those first 8 or so UFCs.

Which is so weird when you think about it. People have been fighting hand-to-hand for as long as we've had hands, and it's an endeavor that usually gives you pretty clear feedback about what works and what doesn't. And yet, the early UFCs showed that so much of what we thought we knew about fighting was a lie.

[–]reyballesta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And it rocked. The first 10 UFC events are insane through and through, in good and bad ways. They're a delight to watch

[–]Gayspacecrow 289 points290 points  (25 children)

Steven Seagull lied to me!?

[–][deleted] 157 points158 points  (16 children)

The story about Lebell making him shit his pants is easily one of my favorite stories of all time.

[–]toby_ornautobey 33 points34 points  (14 children)

Can't say I'm familiar with that one.

[–]_TheNumbersAreBad_ 183 points184 points  (10 children)

Lebell was the stunt coordinator on one of his movies, Seagal was bragging that he was "immune" to being choked out because of his Aikido training.

Ledell choked him out and he allegedly shit his pants. But refused to acknowledge it so just wandered around for a bit stinking like shit.

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (7 children)

Gene Lebell was one of the last real deals.

Like he began training in catch wrestling with Ed Lewis at the age of 7

Love the story of him being brought into the Green Horner to work with Bruce Lee to calm him down as Lee worked snug and annoyed the stunt men.

Only for Lebell to love Lee style and felt US stuntmen became lazy working with John Wayne worked punches.

[–]ermghoti 77 points78 points  (4 children)

You left out the meat of that story. Lee's Hong Kong background meant he went a lot harder on stuntmen than they were used to, which was causing friction on the set. During a testy interaction, Lee got aggressive with Lebell, who unceremoniously put Lee into a fireman's carry. Lee was shouting "put me down, I'll kill you!" Lebell affably replied " well, if you're going to kill me, I guess I better not put you down."

To both of their credit, they became training partners after the incident, which was a major influence in Lee's interest in integrating grappling into his skillset.

[–]Masta0nion 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

[–]arlmwl 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean, Enter the Dragon starts with Bruce in nogi doing a takedown to an arm bar.

[–]Vercengetorex 14 points15 points  (1 child)

You were doing great till that last sentence. Stroke?

[–]redvblue23 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Only for Lebell to love Lee-style and felt US stuntmen became lazy working with John Wayne-worked punches.

That's better

[–]mlee0000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Which one of you cowards shit in my pants?!,?

[–]Codyaj1992 8 points9 points  (1 child)

He would never do that! Just ask him he'll tell ya!

[–]Desidiosus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dude's a master of Bullshido! Show some respect!

[–]VICARD0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Steven Seagull even lies to himself

[–]BGrumpy 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Of course he did, haven't you seen him run?

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (1 child)

You’re telling me a back flip is not practical in a fight? Haha

[–]MrBisco 56 points57 points  (3 children)

Royce Gracie vs. Dan Severn is my favorite UFC fight. It's simultaneously tremendously boring and yet incredibly exciting. Severn got Gracie to the mat within the first minute or so, in a dominant standing mount position. As a seasoned wrestler, everyone thought it was a done deal. Some fifteen minutes later, Gracie wore Severn down from below and won via triangle choke. An absolute master class in fighting, and a much more raw "fighter vs. fighter" than what today's UFC is.

[–]brightside1982 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Severn had a lot of weight on Gracie too.

I actually love listening to Severn in interviews the most about the early days of UFC. He's really thoughtful and breaks down what thecompetition was like and how it all came to be back then.

[–]jackbristol 64 points65 points  (31 children)

If eye gouging and groin shots were legal it would change the skill set

[–]metal88heart 41 points42 points  (6 children)

Yup. Playing within rules changes how all people adapt to sports. If in two on one real world fight, completely different skill set too. Wrestling is no longer a smart move. And so on.

[–]silly_walks_ 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Rounds and points are part of this equation, too. Back in the day you just had 45 minutes and nobody was going to stand you up or stop the fight if your ground and pound was or was not working.

[–]Imunhotep[🍰] 25 points26 points  (21 children)

Groin shots were legal. Only eye gouging and fish hooking was barred for the first couple of events.

[–]I_AM_AN_ASSHOLE_AMA 44 points45 points  (15 children)

Yeah, people forget that groin strikes were initially legal. I think it was UFC 1 or 2 where a Kenpo dude punched the dude that played Random Task from Austin Powers in the balls until he tapped out.

[–]djmoogyjackson 25 points26 points  (5 children)

Don’t know why you were downvoted, you’re right about the ball punching happening. Repeatedly.

[–]Mcbadguy 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Now that's the video OP should've posted!

[–]nomar2003 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah I remember that too. They were originally legal.

[–]Enternal- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Biting was also barred

[–]mordiaken 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Bruce Lee realized this a long time ago, that's why he created jeet kun do. But yea this was eye opening for a lot of people

[–]WyattfuckinEarp 11 points12 points  (2 children)

It also taught me weight class wasn't a problem, but the UFC now tells me weight class is a problem

[–]redmustang7398 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Weight class is definitely a problem when both guys are nearly evenly skilled

[–]political_og 314 points315 points  (35 children)

I remember one dude punching another dude in the nuts like 20 times. Shit was crazy

[–]allhailalexdelpiero 166 points167 points  (12 children)

The guy that got punched was a rapist, so good punches

[–]Kangermu 36 points37 points  (11 children)

He also threw shoes, which is pretty fucked up

[–]HungryDust 49 points50 points  (8 children)

Honestly…who throws a shoe?

[–]dont_shoot_jr 52 points53 points  (4 children)

The reporter at the W Bush press conference

[–]needsZAZZ665 26 points27 points  (3 children)

He gets a pass

[–]GetUp4theDownVote 15 points16 points  (2 children)

A press pass apparently

[–]Odd-Diet-5691 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Honestly who throws a shoe

[–]AliasFaux 31 points32 points  (9 children)

Keith Hackney

[–]Prinzka 15 points16 points  (2 children)

That's who I always reference when people say they can easily win a fight by kicking a guy in the nuts

[–]avwitcher 17 points18 points  (1 child)

That's why I strengthen my nuts every day, never skip nut day

[–]BarbequedYeti 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those vids of those guys taking nut shots to strengthen their bag are hilarious. Like seriously old Tibetan dude... you aint really taking a log to the nads. We are not buying it, but its good for a laugh.

[–]DimitriMishkin 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Keith Hackey-Sackney

[–]its_raining_scotch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“The Giant Slayer”

[–]ProlificFishmonger 58 points59 points  (2 children)

The ole dick twist.

[–]chrishooley 39 points40 points  (1 child)

TWIST HIS DIIIIICK!

[–]maraxx66 10 points11 points  (0 children)

TWIST IT!

[–]KID_THUNDAH 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Good ol Keith Hackney against Joe Son AKA Random Task in Austin Powers. He also has an entry on his wiki as a loss due to Submission (terror). He’s in jail for torture and Gang Rape 😬

Edit: corrected characters name

[–]I_AM_AN_ASSHOLE_AMA 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Ahem, Random Task, not Odd Job.

[–]KID_THUNDAH 3 points4 points  (0 children)

FUCK! Huge Austin Powers fan and that mistake brings me great shame. Corrected, thanks!

[–]buckhardcastle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Everyone has a plan until they get hoofed in the cock.

[–]wondersnickers 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Wasn't that in Vale Tudo?

I am confused: UFC 1 had rules: No goin shots, no Eye Gouging, No Biting

Please correct me if wrong

[–]_deedas 255 points256 points  (12 children)

Is the Samoan looking guy the shrimp dude from the Hawaii 50 remake?

[–]Gorecasm 117 points118 points  (1 child)

He is in forgetting Sarah Marshall too

[–]adigitalman 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Holy Shit, it is Kamekona!

[–]BarnacleMcBarndoor 57 points58 points  (1 child)

Yes

[–]Tek_Freek 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thought so!

[–]shapelesswater 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t even look like he’s aged that much

[–]Korncakes 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Okay I thought that was him! He had no business in that ring honestly.

[–]Vocovon 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Remember man this was THE FIRST TIME. Nobody knew how real it would get

[–]BL_RogueExplorer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Facts. He also had a sumo career before this which is why he was involved to begin with. This was his first and last MMA fight though lol.

[–]RubiksSugarCube 457 points458 points  (12 children)

The good old days of watching Royce Gracie and Ken Shamrock wrapped up on the mat for 45 minutes trying to get the slightest bit of leverage on one another

[–]Coupon_Ninja 123 points124 points  (2 children)

I went to a beach party in San Diego in ‘99, which was right next to Ken Shamrock‘s crew. Bunch of Yoked dudes and fine bikini clad women abound. all their plastic chairs had “Shamrock” written in the back in marker. I thought to myself “who the hell would try to steal this dudes chairs?!”

[–]ThatLeetGuy 41 points42 points  (1 child)

"Huh, err, sir, you don't understand. I'm a professional beach bully. I pretend to steal your girl chair, you punch me, I go down, she swoons, you slip me 50 bucks."

[–]Sassycatfarts 16 points17 points  (0 children)

50 bucks? Not even if it was my chair! YOU take it.

[–]Distinct_Pizza_7499 20 points21 points  (3 children)

While I appreciate the skill and technique of this type of fighting... it is so boring to watch as a layman.

[–]lorgskyegon 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Old school professional wrestling (like late 1800s early 1900s County fair type stuff) was this. Matches could go on for hours.

[–]PhthaloVonLangborste 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know shit is real when they fight with open hands. At least that's what I heard from a marine.

[–]PaMudpuddle 94 points95 points  (5 children)

Is this the same WFC where the guy came out with one boxing glove? I guess they were still trying to tune it in at the time.

[–]TheEarlOfCamden 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Yes some one. Royce Gracie strangled the boxer with one glove guy, then strangled the kick-boxer from this video to win the event.

[–]Kangermu 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Art Jimmerson. Was actually a decently successful boxer at the time and a former golden glove winner. I believe he had a boxing match very soon after the UFC, so he wore the glove to ensure that he didn't risk damaging his hand and having to pull out of the real money earning fight.

[–]Ok_Device_7441 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The story I heard was that he left one hand free so the ref could see him tap.

[–]Iztac_xocoatl 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I don't remember which UFC that was. Definitely one of the first three.

[–]Hairy_Web_2366 86 points87 points  (5 children)

That’s the Savate champion Gerard Gordeau. That somnabitch tried to bite/gouge Royce Gracie later in the tournament and that’s why Gracie held onto the choke a little longer after the referee called it.

[–]memberberries902 61 points62 points  (3 children)

He also blinded Yuki Nakai in Vale Tudo Japan 95 and still lost the fight. He straight up like tried to gouge dudes eye out, he’s a real piece of shit.

You can see all of this in the documentary Choke which follows Rickson Gracie during that tourney.

[–]adamcoolforever 18 points19 points  (2 children)

And in later interviews you can hear him basically say he has no remorse for his cheatings

[–]joethedreamer 270 points271 points  (8 children)

“Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?”

Dude looks like (is?) the guy from Forgetting Sarah Marshall

[–]silky_johnson04 56 points57 points  (1 child)

You look like a giant baby

[–]Gorecasm 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Everybody knows you gotta stop talking about it.

[–]FriendOfTheDevil2980 55 points56 points  (0 children)

It is him

[–]designbyblake 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Taylor Wily. Was in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and a lot of episodes of the Hawaii Five-0 reboot.

[–]Bubbiesacat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I was just going to say it looks like Kamekona!

[–]Rollout25 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's like the Sopranos it's over!

[–]nickyp364[🍰] 116 points117 points  (2 children)

Fun fact about this tournament: If you watch later matches, you’ll see the dude in white (Gerard Gordeau) fight with a bandage on his right foot. That’s because after that head kick connected, one of the sumo wrestler’s teeth got stuck in Gordeau’s foot. Doctors told him that if they took the tooth out, they probably wouldn’t be able to stop the bleeding and he would have to withdraw. So instead, he fought the rest of the tournament with a tooth lodged in his right foot ☠️☠️☠️.

[–]Blunt_Smokin_Anus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He also kicked the dudes teeth into the crowd.

[–]DougieSenpai 42 points43 points  (1 child)

It’s actually wild how far it’s come lol

[–]TastyCakesOverweight 141 points142 points  (17 children)

If Brock Lesnar had a time machine I wonder how many people would have died back then

[–]lorgskyegon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

WCW Meng

[–]talrogsmash 21 points22 points  (0 children)

When Brock lost his first UFC cuz he went in at WWE weight. The lights came on and he remembered he did real wrestling before and then he added punching people to it. That was amazing!

[–]NotFredRhodes 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Answer: yes

[–]maggavin 18 points19 points  (11 children)

I thought of a similar comment, but with Mike Tyson.

[–]adamcoolforever 27 points28 points  (10 children)

Tyson also might have gotten taken down and choked out or pounded out. Easy to forget how much of a cheat code grappling was at the time

[–]sweetbunsmcgee 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Yeah, but in order to do that, you’ll need to get close to Mike Tyson.

[–]LessBig715 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face. -Iron Mike Tyson

[–]tenfingersandtoes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With how much he dominated better competition, I would say a lot would have.

[–]Dry-Debate-6893 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Saw this same fight in a kfc parking lot last week

[–]zdravkov321 59 points60 points  (11 children)

They basically took the idea from the movie blood sport and made a kumite on tv…..was there no weight classes?

[–]PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Nope! Literally just no groin shots, eye gouging or biting. At the time of the video, anything else was fair game.

[–]thomascgalvin 2 points3 points  (2 children)

One of the early UFCs was the "David v Goliath" event where they intentionally put a bunch of small guys against a bunch of beasts.

[–]Son_of_Plato 45 points46 points  (3 children)

knuckles do a lot of damage.

[–]Disabled_Robot 83 points84 points  (2 children)

He broke his hand and got two teeth impacted in his foot from the kick

Victorious, Gordeau advanced to the next round, although the bout left him injured, as the kick had knocked out three of Tuli's teeth and two of them had been stuck in Gordeau's foot. The announcers claimed that the third tooth landed underneath their table, although other reports say it landed on the crowd.[9][12] Doctors attended him but, not wanting Gordeau to have an open wound, and having determined that it would get infected if they tried to extract the teeth, they simply taped his foot.[10] Gordeau's punch had broken his hand as well, and he came to the next fight with a noticeably swollen fist.[3]

[–]Neat-Development-485 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Greater horror story than Halloween

[–]muerte626 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I remember that night so well. We ordered the Bigfoot pizza from Pizza Hut. The pizza did not get to us till midnight. The driver who delivered told us the previous delivery driver was in an accident and unfortunately passed. He said the pie was on the house but we gave him all the cash we had on us to help out with any services. I’ll never forget that night. And oh yea, the fights were great.

[–]MrMgP 27 points28 points  (6 children)

Dutch guy broke his hand and went on to the finals to lose to the BJJ dude.

Guy in the white pants was an asshole and a cheater btw

[–]Imunhotep[🍰] 24 points25 points  (3 children)

The BJJ dude lol. You mean Royce Gracie?

[–]I_Am_The_Mole 11 points12 points  (1 child)

He's not wrong, Royce was The BJJ Dude lol

[–]PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD 16 points17 points  (1 child)

He also had 2 of the other guys teeth buried in his foot after kicking a third into the crowd. They figured removing the teeth would make it more likely to get infected so they just taped it up.

He literally went into the next fight with the last guys teeth still stuck in him lmao. Shit was fucking wild.

[–]Substantial-Detail13 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s back when it was tournament style and you had to fight 3 times in a night

[–]CrieDeCoeur 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Early UFC was wild. Such odd match ups. I distinctly recall watching Royce Gracie take down a 400-lb Dutch judoka. Choked him out using the collar of his own gi. After the fight, Gracie said something to the effect of “where are all these tough guys I keep hearing about?” Lol

[–]Schmurby 128 points129 points  (3 children)

I actually remember when this happened.

White boy is like so unbelievably out of shape for an athlete and yet…you can tell he’s gonna win from the outset.

Dude don’t give a fuck

[–]Tripdoctor 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I think big guy leaned to heavily on his size. Being heavy is one thing, but not knowing how to throw that weight around will quickly become a disadvantage instead of an advantage. That’s when a lean cardio master can mop the floor with you. Other guy was smart on avoiding direct grapplings though.

[–]DigMeTX 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I watched this on VHS.

[–]Character_Past5515 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Is that the dude from Hawaii Five-0?

[–]PerdiMeuHeadphone 45 points46 points  (8 children)

Wtf is this weight difference

[–]TryAnotherNamePlease 115 points116 points  (1 child)

The early years had no weight classes. It’s why the Gracies made BJJ so popular.

[–]Victory33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They even had like a David vs Goliath event back in the day.

[–]Head-like-a-carp 11 points12 points  (0 children)

More interesting to me is the unborn twin protruding out the back of Chunk's skull.

[–]Winter-Cup-2965 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Watched this live

[–]mississippijohnson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was 4 years old staying up late with my dad and my adopted brother who was a college football standout watching a kickboxer kick a sumo in the face all the while 170 pound guy in gi convinced me he was the biggest badass on the planet.

[–]Octowuss1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh, man, my husband and I used to rent the first bunch from the local grocery store on VHS. My husband liked the fights, I just liked Dan Severn and Don Frye’s incredible mustaches

[–]Thomisawesome 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I remember when UFC started how excited my and my friends were. Anything goes, any fighting style vs any fighting style.

Fast forward to today where UFC fighter has actually become someone who can kick, and then tries to quickly do a takedown. Where is my monkey-style judo!?

[–]NoSitRecords 5 points6 points  (0 children)

UFC was like live action Street Fighter with the countries and weird outfits and fighting styles, you'd half expected to see someone pull a Hadouken or some shit, it was awesome!! Today it got too pro it's very technical and not as entertaining, they should bring the old format back, I want to see a Muay Thai fighter take on a Somo wrestler in a diaper as the main event after a Ninja fights a Capoeira dancer!

[–]drkangel181 32 points33 points  (5 children)

Needs to go back to this to find out who really is the baddest mfr on the planet lol not that it will ever happen though lol

[–]Woody1150 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Yeah. Back then they fought multiple times that night to determine a "champ".

[–]BartholomewBandy 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I watched Kimo fight Paul Varlens for roughly 30 minutes, PV mostly pounding Kimo the whole time, until Kimo got an unlikely armlock and won. They carried the winner out, and the tournament setup didn’t last long after that.

[–]panchog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s been a minute but if this was in Denver, I was there. Saw the teeth knocked out, Sumo , kick box, wrestling, judo, BJJ, Gracie kill it. etc.. Craziest part I remember was more fights in the stands than in the ring. This was heyday of gang shit and everyone trying to be a badass. I was a ski bum that drove down from Breckenridge to check it out with free ticket. It was wild live. Fun times.

[–]PersepolisBullseye 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Had the first 30 on VHS purchased from weird AOL chatrooms. No one had any idea what we were buying and watching.

Parents came in once and their immigrant minds blown just asked “why won’t they get off the ground?”

This sport used to be so underground and as a result was so much fun for the fans that sought it out.

Many of those fighters and promoters faded away and UFC with it, until the bald steroid’d up idiot bought it and transformed it into extreme kickboxing.

Used to be a really fun thing and even with all its growth, Dana keeps 99% of the wealth and so the sport is NOT better off if the athletes are still not getting paid like shit. The entire sport is a commercial for crappy beer and energy drinks now.

Rant over lol

[–]ParagonPts 14 points15 points  (1 child)

This is actually the first televised UFC fight. There was an unaired alternate bout first where Jason DeLucia beat Trent Jenkins by RNC.

[–]YourFaajhaa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ref asking the corner 😂

[–]Idunwantyourgarbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Remember watching my this on VHS from blockbuster with my dad and his buddies in the mid 90s.

Been a ufc fan ever since

[–]SnooHesitations5198 4 points5 points  (2 children)

the hawaian (?) guy reminds me of an "actor" who played a cook in Hawaii 5-0

[–]followedbyferrets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember my buddies and I watching this stuff on VHS tapes. Multiple fights, and thinking “how is this skinny Gracie guy keep winning? This BJJ stuff is interesting. “

[–]DeezNeezuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

King Hippo sucked

[–]GeorgFestrunk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The old UFC was so much more fun than the modern version. All of us couldn’t wait for the next fight, you had no idea what was gonna happen and it was so insane that they had to fight multiple times in the same night so you could dominate, but if you hurt your hand, then they bring in a sub to take your place for the next round.

Yes, I know the modern fighters are more skillful but I’m watching for entertainment, and it used to be a hell of a lot more entertaining. Don Frye, Dan Severn, Tank Abbott! Then Pride when Fedor was God. Now? Who cares it’s a blur of sameness

[–]Evolone100 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like my guy from Hawaii five O

[–]Former_Agent2285 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dotted that eye right off the bat, lol.

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    [–]Logical-Ad-5920 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Watched this live for my 16th birthday party. It. Was. Amazing!!!

    [–]johnnydorko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I still remember reading something about how that French kickboxer kicked him so hard that one tooth got lodged in his foot, and another went flying into the crowd

    [–]TomatilloUnlucky3763 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I was prepared to say this is why they have weight classes but never mind.

    [–]cnorw00d 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    back when ufc was IRL Tekken

    [–]HalfOrcMonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I heard my grandfather say this all the time but it bears repeating: "It seems just like yesterday."

    [–]Ace-Ventura1934 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I remember watching this on VHS that year. I also remember seeing Hoyce Gracie come out for the first time and thought to myself, “that guy is going to get killed.” Boy was I wrong. But the most brutal UFC fight I’ve ever seen has to be the Dan Severn/ Oleg Taktarov fight that went for 40+ minutes and Oleg’s face was ground beef at the end. He absolutely refused to give up. Refs couldn’t stop the fight back then, only a tap out from a fighter. I think that was UFC 3 but not 100% sure.

    [–]Frenchconnection76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Over the rainbow eat a kick.

    [–]Sammiewrestler 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Is that Big guy on Hawaii 5-0?

    [–]Callmebobbyorbooby 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Is that the sweet big Hawaiian from Forgetting Sarah Marshall?

    Edit: holy shit it is. I never put that together.

    [–]LifeisWhy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I wonder where these dudes are now

    [–]Hairypotsmokr 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    These fights and the Pride fights were nuts!!

    [–]Poseidons_Butthole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The officiating in the old days of the UFC was a disaster.