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[–]WorkingLikeADOGE 1833 points1834 points  (127 children)

So healthcare is STILL a ripoff in 2030!?

[–]Brofey 368 points369 points  (26 children)

Yes but in 2030 1Doge=1Doge

Just like today😎

[–]ObnoxiousRpoor shibe 101 points102 points  (9 children)

And thats a fact.

[–]greedthatsme 15 points16 points  (7 children)

Lawyered.

[–]IntrinsicGamer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I understood that reference!

[–]greedthatsme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't but it gets me updooted! /s

[–]GuitarSignificant613 60 points61 points  (5 children)

Math checks out

[–]SOMeotherphil 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Ackshually, in the future 1 doge = much joy and happiness 😉

[–]Ryder_V2 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It does that today

[–]ReadmeSOS 15 points16 points  (3 children)

In 2030 100 Doge = medical Bill payment, def not like today 😅

[–]Brofey 13 points14 points  (2 children)

1Doge will always equal 1Doge my friend

[–]DoubtfulSumo 16 points17 points  (1 child)

And 0.50 doge will always equal 2 doge divided by 4. Go ahead, check my math. I dare you.

[–]PerfectKills 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Buy I thought 1 Doge = The Moooooooon 🐶🚀🌘

[–]MeanAtmosphere8243 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes!! Thank you finally someone who understands Dogecoin.

I don't know why everyone keeps talking about Doge hitting a dollar when 1Đ already equals 1Đ.

[–]JDawg-likethestock 112 points113 points  (0 children)

😂🤣😂💀

[–]NepoDumaop 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Always as been, always will be 🔫

[–]jenny3DD 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Yeah, honestly 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[–]tdkspiralii 10 points11 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂

[–]Intelligent_Shame_75 25 points26 points  (10 children)

American comment

[–]WorkingLikeADOGE 31 points32 points  (5 children)

Yep. American healthcare worker comment, to be exact.

[–]WinkWaterBoy 13 points14 points  (2 children)

We love you and all our healthcare providers here in America.

[–]Intelligent_Shame_75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mama Mia!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Haters gonna hate.

[–]Campjammer710 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Potatoes gonna potate.

[–]Goredad 14 points15 points  (45 children)

I mean can you really put a price on staying alive tho? 😂🤣😂

[–]TheDuckFarm 30 points31 points  (2 children)

1 Doge = 1 Stayin’ Alive.

[–]D4FS4 6 points7 points  (1 child)

There goes the Bee Gees..

[–]Quentin__Tarantulino 37 points38 points  (32 children)

Yes and that price is way cheaper per person in basically every first world country than the US.

[–]chickitychoco 1 point2 points  (2 children)

America has this weird phobia of any kind of social service. ItS CoMmUnIsT!

[–]Goredad 4 points5 points  (8 children)

I agree. Certain things are more expensive because companies wanna charge more like big pharmaceutical companies that have a monopoly on the market here. But besides that I’d rather get immediate medical attention that’s the best medical attention on the planet rather than getting stuck in a waiting line for 6 months to see a doctor in another country

[–]BangableAliens 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A lot of people (like myself) just don't go to the doctor, because I can't afford it. I'd be willing to wait 6 months if it meant I actually could go see someone.

Even with insurance, I can't afford it because of the $3000 deductible I have to pay before the insurance part even kicks in.

And for emergency stuff, there's not really a wait for that. My friend's dad had a heart attack in Mexico, fixed him right up with no cost to the patient. No wait, no hidden fees or exit bill. I don't trust everything I hear about single payer healthcare, good or bad, but I don't see how it can be any worse than here. Not like you can get in to see anyone super quick in the US either, there's always some kind of a wait.

[–]wecanadians 18 points19 points  (3 children)

It's not the best medical care on the planet though. Average life expectancy is about 4-5 years longer in Canada than the US. Western countries get charged more to help subsidize poorer countries.

[–]FiIthy_Anarchist 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yeah, but us in Canada have to wait 50 years for a CT scan, or an MRI, if some talking heads are to be believed.

[–]krongdong69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

getting stuck in a waiting line for 6 months to see a doctor in another country

this is a common misconception spread amongst people that have never experienced the medical systems in other civilized countries.

[–]A_Fabulous_Gay_Deer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of course! And since we have found a guaranteed market, were going to make bank! That Aspirin? $1,000,000, please.

[–]handofjustice42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, according to imdb.com,the film."Staying Alive" made $127 million at the box office.

[–]TheNoize 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only in America. The rest of the world already pays you to see your doctor regularly

[–]Nrehart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂

[–]Acceptable-Ad-4267 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Truth! 🤣

[–][deleted] 211 points212 points  (9 children)

your bill is 0.02 dogecoin :D

[–]hereim12 242 points243 points  (20 children)

How do you voluntary enter in a coma for 10 years?, Some medical advice please

[–]JohnCena_770 132 points133 points  (2 children)

You just need a big stone and maybe some alcohol for the courage.

[–]ShadyFigureWithClockMilk For Everyone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And a rope. 1:Tie rope to stone, 2: hang rope on tree 3: profit

[–]hereim12 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I have to say: without a life thread

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh jeez. I had a senior moment and was thinking, '10 years? The meme said 2030! Oh gawd.'

[–]obsidianAQPdoge of many hats 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Or you could go to the mountain planet in Interstellar.

[–]justfart_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oluntary enter in a coma for 10 years?,

hahhaha 'mountain planet'

[–]Sthickman 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Take out your brain and keep it in a fridge. PS- Careful

[–]__LemonDemon__ 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Slam your head on the wall

[–]chinmaysharma1230 66 points67 points  (0 children)

17 DOGECOIN! is this America or something!?

[–]liquid_atÐ 🚀🌙 90 points91 points  (26 children)

10 years coma costs 17 dogecoin? WTF?

America, get your healthcare-system in check. that's ridiculous...

It's 2030... 17 dogecoin get you a house.

[–]booty_69eater 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Or a little shithole condo in Los Angeles lmao

[–]Metacognitor 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Cardboard box in SF

[–]FnnKnn 4 points5 points  (1 child)

For one month.

[–]greedthatsme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And you have to share the space with a roommate.

[–]turpin23 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I hear that if you own 1 square foot of land in San Francisco, that makes you an Emperor.

[–]Metacognitor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Long live Norton!

[–]frickensweetdigging shibe 35 points36 points  (2 children)

if 17 doge coin buys a house (assuming a very nice house) then that bill is to low for American healthcare.

[–]gothos__folly 5 points6 points  (1 child)

9 years in a coma = 50 houses in the US.

Avg day on life support is $3000. Avg house costs $196,088.

9 years • 365 days • $3000 = $9,855,000 / $196,088 = 50.258 houses

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (7 children)

17 doge coin will be worth 17 doge. Not a home.

[–]ubeogesh 24 points25 points  (1 child)

*what's a dollar

[–]SOMeotherphil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know but that old guy caught one for you.

[–]lonewolf_manoj 25 points26 points  (7 children)

The best ever , made me really Happy

[–]comfort_bot_1962 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Hope you do well!

[–]lonewolf_manoj 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thnx bud and you too

[–]ObnoxiousRpoor shibe 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Nice avatar!

[–]lonewolf_manoj 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Thnx bud and yours awesome as well

[–]ObnoxiousRpoor shibe 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Đ team forever brother !!! 🚀📈🔺️

[–]Nugget_MacChickenrocket shibe 55 points56 points  (40 children)

I don’t understand this as I’m French and I’ve never paid hospital bills in my life.

[–]billythemenace2 19 points20 points  (9 children)

The only hospital bill I ever paid was in France. I was on holiday there from the UK and my cast on my arm got wet and fell apart. They x-rayed and put a new cast on and I think it cost all of £20 not bad seeing as I don't even live there. I'm assuming it will be difficult now we are out of the EU though.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (5 children)

Here in the US it's $300-500+ out of pocket for an X-ray alone

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can only empathize because that's how much I have to spend at the vet in Canada for my pets lol

[–]battery_low_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In India it would also cost you an arm and a leg to fix your... Arm and your leg...

[–]theactualliz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

WTF? ER over here estimated my bill for a few stitches would be like $1200

[–]Nugget_MacChickenrocket shibe 4 points5 points  (1 child)

If you ever want to join back, we’ll welcome you with open arms brother ❤️

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (5 children)

I truly envy y'all across the pond. I was forced into a 3rd party ambulance by a hospital for an allergic reaction to some prescribed meds when I had my dad in the room next to me, who could've transported me for free. They billed me over $1,000 after insurance for an uncomfortable 30 minute ride up the road.

edit: detail

[–]Stefy02Liviu02 7 points8 points  (4 children)

This is nothing For a emergency dissection I paid around 30k out of pocket after insurance paid a good portion I got some bills even now 4 years later

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Your story is far, far too common for my comfort. I feel nothing but rage towards the US healthcare system.

[–]Meezha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lucky. It's the end of May and I've forked out nearly $2000 on top of the $600 per month I pay for insurance this year alone... it's like trying to dig yourself out of a hole and the dirt keeps spilling back in.

[–]SOMeotherphil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes you have. It’s just that you pay everyone’s and they call it taxes.

[–]nuhlikerun 2 points3 points  (19 children)

Youve paid them just never directly.

Free healthcare isn't a thing anywhere.

[–]billythemenace2 12 points13 points  (11 children)

NHS is mostly Funded by general taxation and account for about 20% of funds. So of what we pay tax 20% of that is for the NHS. I don't know how much insurance is in the US but I'm happy paying that amount knowing I will never have to pay out of pocket.

[–]Trevor_Rolling 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Nothing wrong with paying taxes if you get benefit out of it.

[–]amanuense 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment. This is true

[–]setojoker234 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I’m loving this let’s speak this into existence

[–]_youngdeity_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Manifest doge to the moon

[–]Red_Zef 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mom said it's my turn to post this meme next

[–]ResponsibilityLife51 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That must be a REALLY expensive doctor bill then 😳

[–]GulagVibesOnly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In America thats 1800 doge coin tho

[–]denoas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's 2030, and the US medical system still sucks.

[–]WeekendNach0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

2030 and the US still doesn’t have a good health care system

[–]Butteritto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

12 dogecoin for a 9 year coma. That means doge has gotta be worth 1 billion per coin cause we all know that hospital visit bankrupted his family for at least 27 generations

[–]Altruistic_Honey_319 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your bill is 0.003 dogecoin

[–]Shandriel 8 points9 points  (14 children)

17 DOGE... 10 years in a coma would cost millions in my country...

[–]CueSolution020 16 points17 points  (5 children)

I think they're insinuating Doge would be worth millions by then

[–]Shandriel 7 points8 points  (4 children)

yeah... they keep playing these mindgames with new people... convincing them to buy in at any price because it will gain them 1000x their investment...

it's just not rational.

[–]CueSolution020 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I got in a few months ago, before all this recent excitement, but didn't invest much. I don't imagine it will go as high as bitcoin, but I like the community, I like Doge, and I think it has a lot of potential. Anything is possible, but I'm not wagering money I can't afford to lose.

[–]BerthjeTTVpilot shibe[S] 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Who said doge wasn’t worth a million ;)

[–]Shandriel 3 points4 points  (3 children)

rational thinking is guiding me...

There are almost 10'000 times more DOGE coins than there are Bitcoins.

To assume that the value would surpass that of bitcoin... completely irrational. I can easily see DOGE reach 10-50 usd per coin in the next 10 years. (getting us to 1.5 - 10 trillion usd market cap!)

But anything higher than that is guaranteed disappointment.

[–]BerthjeTTVpilot shibe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know, i was sarcastic..

[–]NoMoreTiles 6 points7 points  (4 children)

lol Americans are weird

[–]probly_right 2 points3 points  (3 children)

lol Americans are weird

Did you know many countries call thier currency "the dollar"?

[–]NoMoreTiles 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Yes, and the US has the worst healthcare.

[–]Step1Mark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's definitely countries with worse healthcare than the USA. Hell there's even countries with no healthcare system to speak of. I'd imagine that's pretty bad.

The USA is bad when it comes to percent of GDP and the cost to the costumers do to profits and patents.

[–]iambenking93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shame he's from the UK and it's therefore worth zero :/

[–]Laboom7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats some fire stuff

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Love it

[–]BerthjeTTVpilot shibe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank u!

[–]parth2903 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They do still be asking life saving as medical bills in 2030.

[–]danielgenetics 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Its funny because America is still scamming people in the future

[–]CryptographicPanicdefinitely not shibe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol and you thought they were ever going to stop.? There there [pats on head]

[–]WhyDiner 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Hodler's are hustlers, but you have great meme's. I'll give you that.

[–]thenetwrkguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, a medial bill for the hospital is $0.17 in the future? We must have come a long way in healthcare...

[–]Monkeyseemoneydo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“And Elon is the President”.

[–]Hozan_al-Sentinel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

17 Dogecoin for a hospital bill? Good to know the American Healthcare system is still ripping me off in 2030.

[–]mildly-annoying 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Healthcare is practically free in 2030! Awesome!

[–]hannsimp 5 points6 points  (1 child)

No, but we are all on the moon so that’s still a little cooler than today.

[–]mildly-annoying 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fingers crossed

[–]Holociraptor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So America is still America in 10 years

[–]grade_a_friction 3 points4 points  (3 children)

This is it. This is the one.

This is the post that made me unsub and stop checking the price every day. This is the one that made me realize how deep into fantasy land this goes.

[–]CamNM1991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your bill is nothing because we now live in a fairy tale utopia.

[–]Greedy_Ad5910 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn Healthcare dirt cheap in the future

[–]TheCureprank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol!!

[–]evro6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What?! You could buy 17 new Tesla cars for that.

[–]Jimbo4901rocket shibentist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice, only 17. Future look'n bright mite need som shades...2da Moon 🚀🌓💎🤗

[–]PPhuuge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If its america then doge hit 1000 or 1200

[–]Weird_Shit_69 1 point2 points  (2 children)

real question btw, How much would it cost a person if they stay in a coma for an year? not asking about a country with free healthcare...

[–]BerthjeTTVpilot shibe[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Over a 30-day ICU time period, the incremental cost of persistent daily delirium or coma attributable to increased service intensity is about $18,000. This is about $600 per day, however, this cost is variable depending on the day in the ICU, with the highest costs occurring after the first week. So 18,000 × 12 = around $210.000,00.

[–]fabiox44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who knows haha

[–]RealCanadianMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is Canadian. The user pay fee is $3.00

[–]Mildly-Displeased 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even in 2030 free healthcare still isn't a human right in America?

[–]goatediego1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Elon needs to tweet this out.

[–]BerthjeTTVpilot shibe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish.

[–]OnlyCallsForever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RemindMe! In 9 years

[–]S_Pinkpanther 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Wow that's cheap

[–]BerthjeTTVpilot shibe[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No, in 2030 doge is going to be a lot more then now :)

[–]S_Pinkpanther 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless Elon drops the whole thing off lol

[–]AuthenticSolo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂 this is far beyond

[–]SinfulKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"How much is a Doge in USD, I sold all mine before the coma"

"1 Doge = 1,000,000 USD"

"So our Healthcare system is still trash huh?"

[–]Jeffreywins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assuming by that time 1 dogecoin = 10k

[–]CaptainOverkilll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“We can also accept 4,374,518 asscoin”

[–]tygerstyleÐ 🚀🌙 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I like the meme.

+u/sodogetip 2 doge verify

[–]sodogetiptipbot shibe 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[wow so verify]: /u/tygerstyle -> /u/berthjettv 2.0 doge ($0.63) [help] [transaction]

[–]shwuigy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"put me back in the coma"

[–]DynamexYoutube 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cringe

[–]malacosa 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Ha, I’m mining doge right now 👍

[–]BerthjeTTVpilot shibe[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Per day how many doge?

[–]malacosa 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Not a lot, I’m using a single GPU card so about 8 per day tops... it’s still profitable... I expect at current prices about $1500 CDN per year of mining

[–]BerthjeTTVpilot shibe[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What program, pool, etc?

[–]LuckyCaptainCrunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You: “Only 17 dogecoins?! Much wow! How long was I out?”

Nurse “1.5 seconds”

[–]shadowhand89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make it happen

[–]CritiKal-Thinker 1 point2 points  (2 children)

As long , as I buy a chocolate "doge sunday". Im happy! Go doge " Go doge! Doing the doge style~ dance :)

[–]comfort_bot_1962 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope you do well!

[–]CritiKal-Thinker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! u/comfort _bot_1962

[–]Devs_w0rld 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is happening with crypto will it all ever go back up?

[–]Random_dude_1980 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile in Europe.....

[–]RouletteSensei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean 17 dogecoin Will be worth 5k? I'm in

[–]Imispellalot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must be USA since we still have to pay for Healthcare. Dogecoin or by blood donation.

[–]SeriouslyYoutube 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The next thing I will ask : Is this USA?

[–]zeroIsAllorNothing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Health Care became F r e e! 👍 🏥

[–]Dry_Market_5696 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's funny cause you have to pay for healthcare

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine having non free healthcare starts crying

[–]rabbitwiththegun 1 point2 points  (1 child)

AMC hitting 50$ today lol. If so I will be buying so much more doge. Wish me luck

[–]probly_right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wishing us luck!

[–]LUCKYMAZE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

17 doges!! what?! That's crazy expenive

[–]No-Plate-7010 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone that thinks that we will no longer be able to use cash in the future is a moron...

[–]Jerseybandit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ain't spending no doge on a hospital bill. I work in healthcare. These companies charge hundreds for 1 Foley urine bag and hundreds for a dog leash looking thing to help someone move there leg in and out of bed among many other simple items. Absolute ripoff. I love you doge!

[–]Alternative-Music-93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Money going into doge is so freaking stupid

[–]kugelblitz0x1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except no

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2030 and people still paying for healthcare

[–]MeltsYourMind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine still not having health insurance in US in 10 years

[–]ihatepickingnames37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully it's free by then

[–]EinElchsaft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Americans qre still paying personally for Healthcare in 2030 we failed.

[–]originalbeeman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also this is a country with universal health care so his bill is actually $17.

[–]AmirLenia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah keep on Dreaming Doge fans