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I’m at a Love’s, parked next to a driver who has apparently saved up a couple days of pee bottles.
I’m chilling in my sleeper with the windows cracked, and I hear all this splashing beside my truck.
This guy is just sitting in his driver’s seat, slowly pouring his piss bottles on the ground from the window. No shame. No attempt to hide the fact that they’re pee bottles.
He’s just pouring away, and a stream of piss is running down the sloping asphalt like it’s a totally fine, not gross or unhygienic thing to do in the world.
Find a dumpster.
Or, if you’re saving your piss bottles for whatever reason, stop at Walmart and get one of those $10 gym bags. Pile your collection of piss bottles into it and go to the bathroom stall, and start pouring away. Then flush the toilet.
Stop being gross.
That’s why we can’t park anywhere. Y’all are nasty.
