I hate those fake strawberries. They always get me excited for wild strawberries and then disappoint me terribly.

Edit since there seems to be some confusion:

This strawberry is potentilla indica. While technically edible, they’re not particularly flavourful. They mainly taste like seeds and sadness.

The other tiny strawberries which are a wonderful delight to discover in your garden of forest are fragaria vesca.

Both of these grow in my garden, I have put both of them in my mouth and the mock strawberries definitely taste terrible.